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drewhead118

strange game.... the only winning move is not to play


ThatEndingTho

Oh there’s gonna be some playing involved. But with himself.


gucci-sprinkles

He left the matchmaking lobby to play a solo campaign?


GrungyGrandPappy

Sending them boys on suicide runs handily


SecretDoctor8121

Most likely matchmaking server currently broken in 8 yts.


HighDutchman420

Rather wank one off than go to any random woman you match with.


PARZIVAL-ONLY

And the winner always will be his hand.


orfnon

Nobody does it like the "Master", anyway !


BottleKnockers

Hello JOSHUA


BigToeHamster

Some of us are old.


BottleKnockers

[Not Me, I’m In My Prime](https://youtu.be/ogKqQc4q6y0)


Guilty-Ad-5228

Remember watching it on TBS superstation


tiptoemicrobe

I was defensive. And then I remembered showing the movie to some of my younger friends....


BigToeHamster

Hmm, well, do you want to play a game of global thermal nuclear war?


SilverState815

How about a nice game of tic tac toe.


Appropriate-Pen-149

I think the OP would prefer playing “global thermonuclear war”.


supbiatches1

The best is never to have played to begin with


EpilepticSquidly

Hello fellow friend born before 1985


nutsackninja

If you are a normal guy you lost before you even started


Natural_Ground_3309

I just did this the other day. It’s such a soul sucking app. They all are.


TheRealImhotep96

I'm about to drop FB, too


chubbychat

DO IT. DONT TALK ABOUT IT. Just fucking do it. I did it four months ago and it was THE best thing I ever did. Social media is a soul draining mindfuck, and people need to stop indulging that shit. Trust me - you won’t regret it.


boristheblade202

Always enjoy reading and laughing along on these threads. But damn it, ima have to join y’all in this. Gotta keep LinkedIn for professional purposes, but seriously, social media has served its purposes imo. It’s turned into hot garbage.. and that’s coming from someone that was like 18 when FB originally got started, so I’ve witnessed it all. Appreciate all you unplugging 🤙


KiwiKerfuffle

I was like 12(maybe?) When it started getting big, created one when I was maybe 14. Deleted it by 16, never looked back. Just felt so cringe posting about my life and fishing for attention and comments... Ironic I'm on reddit now but I swear it's different!


AcidRap69

Y’all remember bebo and MySpace or did I just date myself


KiwiKerfuffle

No idea what bebo is, but I definitely used myspace for a few years too!


boristheblade202

Ya same here.. was apart of MySpace era too before FB.


MrBlizter

I mean the anonymity of Reddit, I'd say, makes it different. Reddit is like the forums of old. Just a bunch of idiots making bad jokes


TreeCommercial44

I dropped all social media and I'm strongly considering buying a flip phone I'm planning on unplugging from the matrix


Poseidon-2014

“I dropped all social media” You’re on Reddit broski


Significant_bet92

Reddit is a bit different than Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram, etc. I see it more as a message board or online forum kinda like the old days rather than social media.


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selling_thundercat

reddit is equally toxic as any other platform, yet its users have a superiority complex for same strange reason


TreeCommercial44

Reddit is a message board not really social media.


Kevinjw16

I would have if Spotify wasn’t on my phone. Other than that, text/phone is really all I hse


Natural_Ground_3309

I don’t blame you. Hell is other people.


ElegantRaise

Yes... less competition... *laughs maniacally*


TheRealImhotep96

>Assuming I was competition 😂


ReanimatedCyborg7

LOL


crushedredpartycups

lmfao


bsafsms_ny

You're better off. Go out and meet people IRL. Join a hiking group and enjoy nature and other people that enjoy the same. Good luck!


ElegantAide1502

Hey brother


ElegantRaise

Show me da Wae Brudda


Thisguyrick

See you in playstation!


TheRealImhotep96

Add me on Steam!


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what games you play? i’d be down. also, everybody in this thread are like the incels who tell other incels that they’ll never get a woman so they don’t feel so bad about themselves all this “you’ll be back” talk sounds like projecting, some of you guys need a break. i don’t even use this app i just came across this post lmao


TheRealImhotep96

Mostly Survivalcraft, some RPG, stuff with like deep lore you end up involved in, rather than run n gun


[deleted]

hey man me too! you can pm me your steam name if you’d like


Wecanoilupdude

May I join y’all?


azure_eneo

Count me in bois


210Redcoat

Jesus. Deletes Tinder and then gets 3 matches here instead.


SevereAnhedonia

removing forms of social media = improved QoL (quality of life)


im_a-compulsive-liar

This comment needs more upvotes.


Thisguyrick

Oh man, only PC i got now is for work I mostly game on my playstation now ;(


SilverState815

Found Fetlife, huh?


TheRealImhotep96

It's funny you say that... 😂😂


WizardSaint1

Oh wait did you 👀 😂


TheRealImhotep96

Wouldn't you like to know 😂😂


that_dank_meme_cat

Wouldn't you like to know weather boy


upintheaireeee

Where are your parents


anto2554

I read that as "where are your pants", which i think is also quite fitting


733_1plus2

What is that


vaal0912

according to google, FetLife is a social networking website that serves people interested in BDSM, fetishism, and kinks. you’re welcome! :)


chubbychat

It’s the tits!


TheRealImhotep96

That's a question easily answered by Google


richard_slyfox

Reddit is a place for discussion, either answer the question or don't respond at all. One user's private Google search is not going to get included in public discourse and we all are aware that Google exists and what it is capable of. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.


JackofallPlaguez

The hero this thread needed /s


Commercial_Habit_923

Thank you for standing up to “google it” people


Dabess_Colt45

OP's a posh cock


Cruuncher

Can I copy this for future use


733_1plus2

Ok dude


Brasnarcher

What have you done


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jlaux

*days


Gobboking

*hours


sjablaw

*nuggets


LordOfAllPopTarts

*atoms


LuckyLuke_exe

*bananas


Alt_Account_Hm

*cookies


Rigzin_Udpalla

*cocks


A_Stunted_Snail

I’ll give him 11 minutes


wimpyhunter

this is like one of those "im quitting" posts on /r/cigarettes


Pineapplesaintreal

Boy I stopped counting how many times I deleted that app and reinstalled it


Rigzin_Udpalla

There are like 10 other dating apps you could try


kenlith

Or just go out and meet people, dating apps are designed not to work


Earl-710

I did this too. Detox your life homie.


NokturnalMortallum

Yeah bruv and delete facebook. Its absolute bliss, isolationist bliss


Teton12355

Just deleted hinge and bumble also. Not that I didn't have success on them but I spent wayyy too much time checking them and barely even talking to my matches. When I wasn't getting more matches after a bit of not having them I'd feel a little empty, it's so stupid. Now I get to mentally rawdog my breakup which is how it should be


lolzuponlols

Does this mean you're getting back together with Anak-sunamun??


TheRealImhotep96

Nah, hoes ain't loyal


lolzuponlols

I feel ya dawg. Good on you for getting off that toxic site anyway, it's plagued with paywalls and algorithms designed to match you with incompatible people so you keep coming back.


ReanimatedCyborg7

Sir this is not an airport, no need to announce your departure.


TheRealImhotep96

But then how would I be able to get *checks notes*... 9 people's attention for half a second of internet scrolling?


Ginno_the_Seer

Yeah but it’s still funny.


ShoCkEpic

i liked it, it shows that men shouldn’t be ashamed to realize it not for them…


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frenchfryfamine

“Someone out there is waiting for you.” Yeah right. I think I’ve lost hope on that one.


sloanpal144

No one is out there waiting for anyone. Some of us just get lucky enough to meet someone on our paths in life. So thats the best way to go about life. If you meet someone cool, if not then whatever its not the end of the world


Another-Lone-Wolf

Yeah people have been telling me this shit for 35 years now... I'm still waiting...


jackmg12

So that was a lie. The scammers put more effort in than the real women.


TheRealImhotep96

Do not want.


Extra-Boysenberry

Use a different phone number too.


Blyat6161

>someone out there is waiting for you Fuck that person. I’ve been searching her for over 4 years and I’m tired of looking for her


batdog282

See u in a few weeks, trust me


TheRealImhotep96

I think I'm just gonna go to a bar instead


jarlefo

Like meeting people without knowing their Instagram names or their selection of predefined interests? Seems risky to me.


gowingman1

Old School Can Be Very Scary. You may have to talk to some one.


TheRealImhotep96

I... I don't have Instagram...


Fireballmk4

Good choice. Keep it like that.


crushedredpartycups

post covid, I’ve had better luck just going up to girls, telling them their cute & asking for their number or just writing down mine and giving it to them. turns out girls like confidence.


TheRealImhotep96

Well, I was in a relationship from 14 up until '19, spent that time dealing with that (it was pretty nasty). COVID happened, and all my old hangouts were shut down, I never really was part of the bar scene, I just hung around musicians/artists, so it feels like I don't really belong anymore. Like I'm just so out of touch now being in public now without someone else just feels *wrong*.


DOGSraisingCATS

Or don't use tinder? I got a whole bunch of matches and dates on bumble and hinge but rarely on tinder. Apolgies if I'm making assumptions and you also use those with no luck but tinder mostly sucks now. It's just filled with too many bots and people looking for instagram follows and attention.


batdog282

I miss doing that but most of my friends settled down or just directed away over time.


loloider123

I deleted my tinder last week... After my tinder date told me she deleted tinder because she thinks she found what she was looking for in me :)


mdewinthemorning

Great, now your expenses went from $29 a month to $29 a dinner.


loloider123

She won't let me pay for her :) she's a keeper


mdewinthemorning

That’s not the whole test, but it’s a good start.


MarleyandtheWhalers

In the early days, I found it was actually a lot cheaper to have a steady girlfriend than to have a bunch of first and second dates where I wanted to start off on an impressive foot. Although, since we got married and bought a house, the expenses have gotten a little steeper. No complaints, though!


nopushnoshovebud

Pain


455_V8

This is exactly what I should do.. signed up 4 weeks ago, swiped right about 3000 times (100 likes per day), 6 likes, 1 match (got ghosted of course) altogether


TheRealImhotep96

Yeah, I'm on about 3y, went on 2, neither clicked, waste of time


squeezedashaman

I’ve done this 4 times.


CheeseWaliChutney

... for now.


elpp22

I met the love of my life on there. I don’t have it anymore obviously. January will be our one year!


chubbychat

Well good for you!


maskofharrow89

Met my gf there too. Just hit our 6 months and still going strong.


Throwaway977216

Are u a girl


thatonemanss

Just do what I do and pause your profile for extended periods lol. So much easier to do and come back to


Opposite_Ad_180

the best thing I did in my life was this


Love_Snow_Bunny

o7


mr_aives

The real Imhotep would never do that! Probably because he never used a cellphone, still he wouldn't


TheRealImhotep96

Imhotep would never have been on Tinder bc he's loyal af


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TheRealImhotep96

He'd just kidnap one and resurrect his old gf


[deleted]

We've all been there many many times 😉😋


Hamilton-Fire

IMHO tinder is the worst dating app out of all the major ones


-HatTrick

You should've deleted etrade instead.


NotlivingNordead

While you’re at it, delete Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook.


TheRealImhotep96

I don't have Instagram or Twitter, and I only use Facebook for shitposting 🙃


internet361

Gl


S_hifft

Same!


Every-Apartment-4716

Proud of you.


Smith_Winston_6079

Based.


TheRealImhotep96

no u.


iKakapeepee

One thing I've learned about these dating apps, it's just mindless superficial swiping. It's not you at all who's not unable to get a match, it's the people on the other end unable to form a connection or be realistic about who they could be dating. Keep your head up friend.


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Deleted everything today. Only left with FB Dating as people there seem nicer albeit older.


themikeyvazquez

I deleted my social media and tinder, met a girl at the dog park a few weeks later. Good luck out there.


Great8Thought

See you in three weeks


DirePanda072

Going to Grindr instead eh?


thatbasedgamer

What happened if you don’t mind me asking lol


Phiercee

Work on your fashion, work on yourself, workout. You determine your value. Don’t give up.


TheRealImhotep96

I think I'm just gonna go get really ripped and start an OF


chathobark_

Lmao weak. Real men get banned 😭


Trauspirag91

Bro?


thisisbakedcity

can i use your number, my account is banned


TheRealImhotep96

How does one get banned from Tinder?


thisisbakedcity

ask tinder


b58e

And then after a night of cocaine you will be back...more horny than ever, at 7am looking for girls or shemales to fuck and we will read your stories like always bro, enjoy your break


moneycarsandprs

Proud of you 🙌🏼


KamoteSupreme

Congratulations! How's your bumble?


TheRealImhotep96

Dry. And next.


superhappy

Please, everyone who deletes your account make a post about it with an identical screen shot. Quality content.


TheRealImhotep96

Quality is judged by consumption


Drewsche

Cool story bro, tell it again.


TheRealImhotep96

You want the long or short?


Desinators

Long.


TheRealImhotep96

no.


Desinators

Damn, just like my tinder matches..


hex128

idgaf


TheRealImhotep96

Gave enough of af to comment


EelTeamNine

Truly nobody gives a shit


TheRealImhotep96

Who hurt you?


EelTeamNine

Who didn't give you enough attention that you felt the need to announce your departure from a dating app, other than the opposite sex on the app?


TheRealImhotep96

Probably my dad. Your turn.


Mean-Ad-117

my mom.


Baddyshack

Yeah...


TheBabyGiraffe_

Oke


TearsoverBeers_

See you in a week


moekeyloek

Bye Felicia


Bark4Soul

This isn't the airport, no need to announce your departure.


TheRealImhotep96

I feel like I already discussed this 1000 doots ago


Abbyyeaa

Imagine thinking yeah..I need to show people on the internet that I'm deleting an app.


TheRealImhotep96

It's not like I had anything better planned for today 😂


giraffecatpack

Bye 😘


ByTheMoon22

I just started my Tinder profile, I wasn't getting any matches that interested me but today I was pleasantly surprised, a few cute guys matched with me and I'm setting up a coffee date as I type.


Matty_ice12_

Didn’t know that momma raised a quitter


TheRealImhotep96

She didn't. She raised a finisher.


ShoCkEpic

Nice job friend!


IndiNegro

I think it was time for you to log off.


breado9

Hey at least you got a dividend pay out today!


Jkoo1011

What did you do


Uragog

Same happened to me due to my description, but I do not regret it.


Beginning-Leek1773

Welcome to the winning team brother


frost_069

It was but a rigged game anyway. Only way you win fairly is by not playing. Good.


Mtnrunnr

Bravo


AspirationalGraduate

Farewell friend


WaywardAnus

Good man