By - TheRealImhotep96
the only winning move is not to play
Oh there’s gonna be some playing involved.
But with himself.
He left the matchmaking lobby to play a solo campaign?
Sending them boys on suicide runs handily
Most likely matchmaking server currently broken in 8 yts.
Rather wank one off than go to any random woman you match with.
And the winner always will be his hand.
Nobody does it like the "Master", anyway !
Some of us are old.
[Not Me, I’m In My Prime](https://youtu.be/ogKqQc4q6y0)
Remember watching it on TBS superstation
I was defensive. And then I remembered showing the movie to some of my younger friends....
Hmm, well, do you want to play a game of global thermal nuclear war?
How about a nice game of tic tac toe.
I think the OP would prefer playing “global thermonuclear war”.
The best is never to have played to begin with
Hello fellow friend born before 1985
If you are a normal guy you lost before you even started
I just did this the other day. It’s such a soul sucking app. They all are.
I'm about to drop FB, too
DO IT. DONT TALK ABOUT IT. Just fucking do it.
I did it four months ago and it was THE best thing I ever did. Social media is a soul draining mindfuck, and people need to stop indulging that shit.
Trust me - you won’t regret it.
Always enjoy reading and laughing along on these threads. But damn it, ima have to join y’all in this. Gotta keep LinkedIn for professional purposes, but seriously, social media has served its purposes imo. It’s turned into hot garbage.. and that’s coming from someone that was like 18 when FB originally got started, so I’ve witnessed it all. Appreciate all you unplugging 🤙
I was like 12(maybe?) When it started getting big, created one when I was maybe 14. Deleted it by 16, never looked back. Just felt so cringe posting about my life and fishing for attention and comments...
Ironic I'm on reddit now but I swear it's different!
Y’all remember bebo and MySpace or did I just date myself
No idea what bebo is, but I definitely used myspace for a few years too!
Ya same here.. was apart of MySpace era too before FB.
I mean the anonymity of Reddit, I'd say, makes it different. Reddit is like the forums of old. Just a bunch of idiots making bad jokes
I dropped all social media and I'm strongly considering buying a flip phone I'm planning on unplugging from the matrix
“I dropped all social media”
You’re on Reddit broski
Reddit is a bit different than Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram, etc. I see it more as a message board or online forum kinda like the old days rather than social media.
reddit is equally toxic as any other platform, yet its users have a superiority complex for same strange reason
Reddit is a message board not really social media.
I would have if Spotify wasn’t on my phone. Other than that, text/phone is really all I hse
I don’t blame you. Hell is other people.
Yes... less competition... *laughs maniacally*
>Assuming I was competition 😂
You're better off. Go out and meet people IRL. Join a hiking group and enjoy nature and other people that enjoy the same. Good luck!
Show me da Wae Brudda
See you in playstation!
Add me on Steam!
what games you play? i’d be down.
also, everybody in this thread are like the incels who tell other incels that they’ll never get a woman so they don’t feel so bad about themselves
all this “you’ll be back” talk sounds like projecting, some of you guys need a break. i don’t even use this app i just came across this post lmao
Mostly Survivalcraft, some RPG, stuff with like deep lore you end up involved in, rather than run n gun
hey man me too! you can pm me your steam name if you’d like
May I join y’all?
Count me in bois
Jesus. Deletes Tinder and then gets 3 matches here instead.
removing forms of social media = improved QoL (quality of life)
This comment needs more upvotes.
Oh man, only PC i got now is for work I mostly game on my playstation now ;(
Found Fetlife, huh?
It's funny you say that... 😂😂
Oh wait did you 👀 😂
Wouldn't you like to know 😂😂
Wouldn't you like to know weather boy
Where are your parents
I read that as "where are your pants", which i think is also quite fitting
What is that
according to google, FetLife is a social networking website that serves people interested in BDSM, fetishism, and kinks. you’re welcome! :)
It’s the tits!
That's a question easily answered by Google
Reddit is a place for discussion, either answer the question or don't respond at all. One user's private Google search is not going to get included in public discourse and we all are aware that Google exists and what it is capable of.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
The hero this thread needed
Thank you for standing up to “google it” people
OP's a posh cock
Can I copy this for future use
What have you done
I’ll give him 11 minutes
this is like one of those "im quitting" posts on /r/cigarettes
Boy I stopped counting how many times I deleted that app and reinstalled it
There are like 10 other dating apps you could try
Or just go out and meet people, dating apps are designed not to work
I did this too. Detox your life homie.
Yeah bruv and delete facebook. Its absolute bliss, isolationist bliss
Just deleted hinge and bumble also. Not that I didn't have success on them but I spent wayyy too much time checking them and barely even talking to my matches. When I wasn't getting more matches after a bit of not having them I'd feel a little empty, it's so stupid. Now I get to mentally rawdog my breakup which is how it should be
Does this mean you're getting back together with Anak-sunamun??
Nah, hoes ain't loyal
I feel ya dawg. Good on you for getting off that toxic site anyway, it's plagued with paywalls and algorithms designed to match you with incompatible people so you keep coming back.
Sir this is not an airport, no need to announce your departure.
But then how would I be able to get *checks notes*... 9 people's attention for half a second of internet scrolling?
Yeah but it’s still funny.
i liked it, it shows that men shouldn’t be ashamed to realize it not for them…
“Someone out there is waiting for you.” Yeah right. I think I’ve lost hope on that one.
No one is out there waiting for anyone. Some of us just get lucky enough to meet someone on our paths in life. So thats the best way to go about life. If you meet someone cool, if not then whatever its not the end of the world
Yeah people have been telling me this shit for 35 years now... I'm still waiting...
So that was a lie. The scammers put more effort in than the real women.
Do not want.
Use a different phone number too.
>someone out there is waiting for you
Fuck that person. I’ve been searching her for over 4 years and I’m tired of looking for her
See u in a few weeks, trust me
I think I'm just gonna go to a bar instead
Like meeting people without knowing their Instagram names or their selection of predefined interests? Seems risky to me.
Old School Can Be Very Scary. You may have to talk to some one.
I... I don't have Instagram...
Good choice. Keep it like that.
post covid, I’ve had better luck just going up to girls, telling them their cute & asking for their number or just writing down mine and giving it to them. turns out girls like confidence.
Well, I was in a relationship from 14 up until '19, spent that time dealing with that (it was pretty nasty). COVID happened, and all my old hangouts were shut down, I never really was part of the bar scene, I just hung around musicians/artists, so it feels like I don't really belong anymore. Like I'm just so out of touch now being in public now without someone else just feels *wrong*.
Or don't use tinder? I got a whole bunch of matches and dates on bumble and hinge but rarely on tinder. Apolgies if I'm making assumptions and you also use those with no luck but tinder mostly sucks now. It's just filled with too many bots and people looking for instagram follows and attention.
I miss doing that but most of my friends settled down or just directed away over time.
I deleted my tinder last week... After my tinder date told me she deleted tinder because she thinks she found what she was looking for in me :)
Great, now your expenses went from $29 a month to $29 a dinner.
She won't let me pay for her :) she's a keeper
That’s not the whole test, but it’s a good start.
In the early days, I found it was actually a lot cheaper to have a steady girlfriend than to have a bunch of first and second dates where I wanted to start off on an impressive foot. Although, since we got married and bought a house, the expenses have gotten a little steeper. No complaints, though!
This is exactly what I should do.. signed up 4 weeks ago, swiped right about 3000 times (100 likes per day), 6 likes, 1 match (got ghosted of course) altogether
Yeah, I'm on about 3y, went on 2, neither clicked, waste of time
I’ve done this 4 times.
... for now.
I met the love of my life on there. I don’t have it anymore obviously. January will be our one year!
Well good for you!
Met my gf there too. Just hit our 6 months and still going strong.
Are u a girl
Just do what I do and pause your profile for extended periods lol. So much easier to do and come back to
the best thing I did in my life was this
The real Imhotep would never do that! Probably because he never used a cellphone, still he wouldn't
Imhotep would never have been on Tinder bc he's loyal af
He'd just kidnap one and resurrect his old gf
We've all been there many many times 😉😋
IMHO tinder is the worst dating app out of all the major ones
You should've deleted etrade instead.
While you’re at it, delete Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook.
I don't have Instagram or Twitter, and I only use Facebook for shitposting 🙃
Proud of you.
One thing I've learned about these dating apps, it's just mindless superficial swiping. It's not you at all who's not unable to get a match, it's the people on the other end unable to form a connection or be realistic about who they could be dating. Keep your head up friend.
Deleted everything today. Only left with FB Dating as people there seem nicer albeit older.
I deleted my social media and tinder, met a girl at the dog park a few weeks later. Good luck out there.
See you in three weeks
Going to Grindr instead eh?
What happened if you don’t mind me asking lol
Work on your fashion, work on yourself, workout.
You determine your value. Don’t give up.
I think I'm just gonna go get really ripped and start an OF
Lmao weak. Real men get banned 😭
can i use your number, my account is banned
How does one get banned from Tinder?
And then after a night of cocaine you will be back...more horny than ever, at 7am looking for girls or shemales to fuck and we will read your stories like always bro, enjoy your break
Proud of you 🙌🏼
Congratulations! How's your bumble?
Dry. And next.
Please, everyone who deletes your account make a post about it with an identical screen shot. Quality content.
Quality is judged by consumption
Cool story bro, tell it again.
You want the long or short?
Damn, just like my tinder matches..
Gave enough of af to comment
Truly nobody gives a shit
Who hurt you?
Who didn't give you enough attention that you felt the need to announce your departure from a dating app, other than the opposite sex on the app?
Probably my dad. Your turn.
See you in a week
This isn't the airport, no need to announce your departure.
I feel like I already discussed this 1000 doots ago
Imagine thinking yeah..I need to show people on the internet that I'm deleting an app.
It's not like I had anything better planned for today 😂
I just started my Tinder profile, I wasn't getting any matches that interested me but today I was pleasantly surprised, a few cute guys matched with me and I'm setting up a coffee date as I type.
Didn’t know that momma raised a quitter
She raised a finisher.
Nice job friend!
I think it was time for you to log off.
Hey at least you got a dividend pay out today!
What did you do
Same happened to me due to my description, but I do not regret it.
Welcome to the winning team brother
It was but a rigged game anyway. Only way you win fairly is by not playing. Good.