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Quitting heroin is easy. I’ve already done it 10 times.
Do it 11 times and you get a free car
I believe in you kiddo
Do it 100 times and you’ll unlock the golden heroin needle of the Shrek Dynasty
Idk man I consider it a W 😎
200 for the platinum shot
300 for free bobux
Heard it has a legendary strain of hepatitis on it!
wait, you guys use a syringe?
Those are rookie numbers. Everytime I quit crack I got a free taxi ride to a detox centre and everytime I started again I managed to get a free car or car radio or purse (it’s an opportunistic lottery dependent on what’s sitting around). Great way to live though man. A bonus around every corner.
Speaking of free car let’s talk about *an extended warranty for your current automobile.
MOTHER FUCKER! 🤣🤷♂️☠
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too"
And that's just this week!
I think she said Los Angeles wrong. Los Angeles is the most shallow, narcissistic, materialistic, fake, selfish, cunts of anywhere. People lease cars that cost more than the studio apartment they live in, can't afford gas or food, but hey, check out their leased Mercedes-Benz E class. But I guess you have to fake it, until you make it, as an A list actor. And everyone is an aspiring actor. Being a waiter just allows them flexibility to go to acting auditions and classes.
Man the east coast west coast beef is so bad you folks are even competing for which is most narcissistic
Lmao please take my free award!
Free as NYC heroin?
Ok... That's clever, take the upvote.
Lmao and you take mine!!
That was one of the few things that the West Coast could call "our thing" (besides smog, fires, landslides, earthquakes and a few other things). Now the East Coast wants to take that too.
Hey man better calm down don't wanna end up like pac and biggy
Honestly read this as pac (-man) and biggie
I agree that LA is way more narcissistic (it's the home of wannabe influencers after all) but New York held that title long before Los Angeles was even a little town in it's mother's womb
I think the big difference is west coast people want validation from others and east coast people seek validation through themselves (look at my expensive car vs. I don't care if you're bleeding from a stab wound, I have a 2:00 meeting)
Look, you guys don't *own* wildfires, ok? We had the whole state obstructed by smoke billowing in from Canadian fires the other day. We can do it, too.
Big difference between breathing in some sweet Canadian maple flavored smoke and having your house burn down
I'm surprised where this debate went.
That’s just like artisan crafted air.
Y'all all ain't ok with giving that up?? Lol.
What about [the 3 W's](https://youtu.be/YpugK0RpEaU) ??
What does “y’all” mean, if you still have to type the word “all” immediately after?
I'm not too sure 🤷🏿♂️ didn't think about redundant grammar in the same sentence I was talking about Women, Weed and Weather for.
I'll keep my grammar and overall sentence structure tighter for you J Sea.
Forgot I was on the internet.
It's is ok. We all all make mistakes sometimes.
All y'all might, not me!
No idea what this comment is or thread but saw weed
Blaze on, brother
We all appreciate that you've acknowledged your mistake and chosen to reaffirm your commitment to maintaining the proper standards of civil society. =)
And by "West Coast" you mean "Southern California"
Meanwhile Minnesota just vibin' inbetween
Midwest always vibin
Nah idk what the girl in the post is on, if there's one thing we can all agree on its LA people are way more narcissistic than NYC people. This is literally the first time I've heard anyone express otherwise.
From ny living in la now and you’re completely right.
Ny Is “I don’t give a fuck about what you do just don’t bother me”
California is “I don’t give a fuck about *you* because you’re not *me* and *im* important”
Never been to NY but i feel there should be a "so fuck you" at the end.
Only if you walk slow
Are you comparing a single city to the entire state of California
"LA" is not synonymous with "California"
If we’re nominating states for biggest cunt, I think Kentucky deserves a mention
I don’t think they meant *literally* biggest cunt.
Help me find my keys
As an Aussie, I'm just impressed you guys are finally embracing *cunt* so casually. Makes me all warm and fuzzy.
This has been a massive, decades long project and there's still a lot of work to do. But we're gonna keep pushing.
My mom still freaks out when I say it at Christmas but we're getting there.
waiter? that's old hat now you sit at home in the midwest selling your soul to insta/tiktok/youtube until you're big enough to move to LA but not big enough to be taken seriously in LA.
Talking about millions of people like they're all the same, so hot right now
Both NYC and LA are absolute garbage. I live in NYC.
Question: to go in the U.S to have quality of life and financial prosperity? _asking for a friend_
>Question: to go in the U.S to have quality of life and financial prosperity?
>asking for a friend
Probably Charles Town West Virgina.
Live in West Virgina, but work in Northern VA.
Its very common to get a 6 figure job in loudoun county or fairfax, and 35 minutes away is Charles Town with beautiful homes, low taxes and a lot of nature like Harpers Ferry, youre right on the AT.
Thats what i would do.
You gave me a lot of information to look into. I am pretty excited!
Just keep in mind that you're closer to an hour from Fairfax (Reston is an hour, Pentagon City/WDC is closer to 90 minutes). 35 minutes will only get you to about Leesburg or Woodburn.
Dude shut up 🤬I don’t want anymore people moving out here
This comment made my day. I don’t blame you.
Atlanta, but I say that mostly with bias because I like it here. However, people from California and NYC are moving here in huge waves so I guess that means something?
Not sure what industry/business you're in, but both Charlotte and the research triangle (Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill) in North Carolina have a lot of commercial opportunities, and the cost of living is still pretty good here. Charlotte has piles of affordable suburbs around it, and the Triangle still has a decent cost of living. They've also got a relatively diverse population, and a lot of activities/events. Traffic sucks though. When you read about cities like Charlestown, Atlanta, or the ones I listed, always check commutes. Unless you work remote/consulting, then in that case, probably won't matter as much.
The “everyone is an aspiring actor” bit is just so old and so stupid.
Eh maybe west side cunts who all moved there from the east coast after college
Basically the plot of Bowfinger
Smashing pumpkins? I love to do that!
So we are just pretending Miami doesn’t exist huh
Nah, we try to pretend the whole damn state of Florida doesn't exist.
Don't worry it will sink soon enough
LA does have better heroin.
Lmao I studied acting in college and I fucking hated the environment. Made 1 great friend though.
And yet both this and New York are dream vacations spots for small townies like us Marylanders… wat
[He just won't stop with the social commentary](https://youtu.be/qaZmZakFQek)
Lol who are you hanging out with? I think that is the bigger problem, because I think there are some real good people in LA.
I once read that New Yorkers are kind but not nice. Los Angelenos are nice but not kind.
As a NYer, that’s pretty accurate.
Also if you want to see heroin needles on the ground, come visit San Francisco.
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time, any fucking day
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your Prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car
Circus sideshow of
There truly is a subreddit for everything
If you can find r/upvotebecausekidney then there's really a sub for everything
Well, there is a sub for r/everything
And there is a sub for r/shrimpridingsnails
You got my attention
What did the original say?
Upvote because boobs.
What did the original comment say?
Oh... How harmless..
What did it say???
"She has some great....New York Boobs!"
"Why do they always run away?"
@chunkysdead on IG. I think it's the same on tik tok. Her content is actually quite funny
Hey! That’s my syringe! You guys can use it too if you want. I’ll share
Nice name bruh
Yours is better in my opinion.
Sometimes when you eat the creamed corn, and the jacket from space interrupts your moo, Iceland surrenders and then blue blue. Yes. Blue blue.
You see? It's easy!
That's not an IV needle. I've seen enough of them.
That’s what I was thinking too.
It’s a plunger for butt vodka
It’s probably a runner using some kinda supplement
You’re right. It doesn’t have a needle at all. It’s a syringe typically used (in my line of work) to give tube feedings and meds to someone who has a PEG tube or G tube in their abdomen.
its for giving an enema.. those heroin shits are no joke
Yeah man. They start small so you past the point of no return then they blow your ring out rapidly and you are screaming and bleeding then you need more heroin for the pain.
This is chunkysdead a comedian/influencer on Insta and I think tik tok
Yeah she’s an influencer on tiktok too, when they’re not banning her videos anyway
why do they ban her videos
Because she makes jokes about sex and drugs and tiktok have decided that it’s not okay, but they don’t care about racist videos with black face.
There's literally porn on tiktok tho
Nobody is injecting heroin with that syringe
Not unless they’ve got a few grams to mix up, and the ability to inject with a blunt plastic tip.
Maybe an elephant?
lets take a minute to appreciate the subtitle person( most possibly her) for not placing the subtitles at the bottom of the frame as its usually done.
No one seems to have the reference for the tittle :(
(Frank sinatra, New York)
I know, I was very disappointed there wasn’t a sing along at the top of the comments.
I mean... she ain’t wrong. After night you get TONS of free heroin
seriously? any video where there's any sort of cleavage shown and men are frothing at the mouth in the comments...its pretty creepy
This just in. Breaking news. Straight males like boobs.
Omg who would of known ! Men, straight, attracted to breasts? The more you learn everyday.
It's uh... it's "would've."
Even gay men appreciate a nice set of heavy breasts
Heavy breasts sound exactly like how captain holt would describe them if he’s pretending to be straight “I love a sturdy and heavy breast, it both comforts and arouses me… sexually”
Ha yeah that was the reference I was going for. Nine nine!
Everyone likes boobs, you are supposed to look at them and wanna suck them. It’s the only intuitive thing in life, everything else is learned.
[Boobs a lot](https://youtu.be/EPVgKoruWdA)
Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot)
Why d'you like boobs a lot?
(You gotta like boobs a lot)
You can like them, but what exactly is the reason for commenting about them?
My guess is liking them is their reason? Lol
Commenting? On a public forum? 😱😱😱
When you speak their name, you invoke their power and summon it unto boner.
What's the reason of commenting about anything? Nothing we say here matters.
You can like the mona lisa... but what exactly is the reason for commenting about her?
You can dislike them, but what exactly is the reason for commenting about them?
Reminds me of this classic from Oscar night: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxrsww
I'll never understand why reddit is like this lmao like being attracted to women is the worst thing in the world
Shit, I don't think there is a person alive who doesn't like boobs. Tits are magical.
I believe in only two things completely, First Amendment and boobs - Clay Travis
See.......let me explain how life works.
You make a compelling argument.
Back then i thought that its just weird reddit humor, but not too long ago i realized that redditors are actually that weird and just overall pathetic lol
I can see that my comment made those exact redditors angry, i love it.
> Back then i thought that its just weird reddit humor, but not too long ago i realized that redditors are actually that weird and just overall pathetic lol
...speaking as a redditor yourself...
What’s worse? Makin a comment about some great NY boobs? Or complaining about people making those comments, on a app that’s is mainly guys.
There’s one boob comment, shut the fuck up
I don't think it's just that. She has a nice complexion and muscle tone.
This gif seems to be used properly everytime.
I think she knows who is watching her videos and dresses the part.
As much as I appreciate you fighting the good fight here, you picked a really peculiar person to defend
Especially given your argument [against hyper sexualization](https://www.instagram.com/p/CPwfDYmh8eK/?hl=en)
Either way, I fucks with you for taking a stand. Can't imagine how frustrating it is to feel like your people are being subjugated for "one" thing, like a rapper or an athlete when they are just humans first.
Thanks for standing for *humans*.
Some men. Or even some man. Or even more likely some teen boy.
Just like some women are thirst trapping.
You must be new to the Internet kid. Just don't turn that NSFW tag off if you want to remain sane. And never ever visit r/gaming
Look at the popular page it's all sexual content
ok but she is super fit and looks amazing and has her giant bouncing boobs carried by just a skinny strap. Extra points for a beautiful ponytail
Although I wouldn't have said anything if you hadn't. Just saying it's not necessarily the clothes, or the amount being revealed. She's stunning.
Plus, you know, it's in /r/unexpected and it was unexpected, and funny. Does she have boobs, yes. Is that WHY people like this video. maybe...
Would you look at that you get replies of men defending it. Thanks reddit
Do we have a gender tag on all accounts now? Or you just assumed everyone replying were men?
Free what? It's too damn fast.
I'm all in
Free heroin boii, Im in!
I’m a simple man
with heroin everything is a bagel
*New Fucking York*
Even worse that’s for doing drugs up your ass.
Not a syringe used for drugs.
Lol I think she has us confused with Los Angeles
The comment section below looks like its not reddit anymore, ITS A FUCKING TINDER SITE!
What's her tiktok?
As a New Yorker this is beyond true
This video doesn't belong on this sub for this is pretty expected stuff for New York City
Her IG is both sexy and hilarious
She has the most perfect tan
Is that even nyc? I live here and I’ve never seen a bridge that looks like that
Is that asa akira?
I have not seen her face yet