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theorecks

You know what? That WAS unexpected. I'll upvote it.


anaccountwithreddit

It’s what you yeast expected Edit: https://youtu.be/GQw-aEk05qY


mickeybuilds

Please doughn't


Whitedudebrohug

Listen to the man, the proof is in the bread pudding


freddythunder

If he can *rise* to the occasion


AndrewLBailey

Assuming he does just loaf around


MaximumEffurt

Some people are just bread for laziness.


PUNd_it

And you all thought the bread puns were toast


Legitimate-Cricket80

They butter knot


whopperman

This is a crumby thread


Logic_and_Cursing

I’m gonna think of this thread the whole wheak


Glabstaxks

The yeast you could do is follow the original pun thread...


shelwheels

Well I'm gonna think about it the whole wheat, and I don't know rye.


VaginalFluids

I’d like to make a toast to bread, cause without bread we wouldn’t have toast


GoblinGreen_

I replying so I can get a slice of this action!


alternatively_alive

It’s GLUTEN me all riled up


Psalm41_intoodeep

Nah, breadwinners break eventually


Nieben

Calm down there, Braidolf Schnitzler.


amazing_bitch

😂😂😂


Badassheaven

Or they arent bready yet


TrMayerJr

OH He thinks he's the best thing since exploding bread!


Sk-yline1

You guys are on a roll


KKlear

We'd butter stop now.


Slithy-Toves

That was a good call, there wasn't much margarine for error


sm12511

Great. Bring on the crusty puns


JeffTehChicken

everyone kneads puns in their life


ThefirstWave-

These bread puns are getting a little sour dough..


Interesting-Pin-9815

Yea, almost as if things have gone a rye.


SpruceTree_

Challah at me if you want some more


creative_soul12

They’re matzo bad


vbenthusiast

How are some people this quick-witted. This is something I’d think of in the shower 72 hours later Edit: someone commented: “they are men”, but they deleted it. fuck off, ya cretin


sloaninator

We're depressed and make jokes all day to smile. Quick to wit Quick to sit . . . in the shower. . . And cry Maybe I'm not depressed?


Dry-Ad8527

Woah I feel seen af


vbenthusiast

Sitting in the shower is an antidepressant in its own right


Charlieputhfan

Creative people !


sm12511

Stoned people! Can confirm!


xenophonf

I’d say they’re pretty baked.


vbenthusiast

I feel attacked


peteyDeems

Someone kneads a hug


Think-Exchange-368

I'll upvote that lol


Downtown_Let

They're used to using their loaf...


YourMomThinksImFunny

That got a rise out of me.


poopscarf

I thought it was a little stale.


KookyHorse

I'm a crepe, I'm a weirdo


anaccountwithreddit

Radiobread


The_prophet212

Weirdough


cosmicdroplet

I doughn’t belong here.


healreflectrebel

You're so baking special


Winter-Turnip-4311

What the challah am I doing here?


MixRepresentative293

I dont care if it burns, I wanna have a roll.


sachsrandy

Underrated comment right here! I hope to see it’s upvote rising


thiosk

Hi I'm shawn spencer and this is my partner Sourdough Starter


Curious__boy

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well. I haven’t watched that show in ages, but I can still very clearly hear the voice in my head, and imagine Gus’s annoyed reaction. 🤣


Shawnml

Just gonna roll with it.


Cloneinamillion

Bread


jackoliver09

Wheat, is this for real?


PlaceYourBets2021

I hope you have enough dough to buy another roll!


KKUSH-COMA

I kneaded to hear that


rubberseatbelt

You've got a rye sense of humor.


Admiral_obvious13

A highly upvoted comment with an edit that makes it better somehow? Am I dreaming??


BigYarnBonusMaster

I’m so happy to have clicked that link, one of the best videos I’ve ever watched, it’s perfect.


2punornot2pun

I wasn't bready for it.


vbenthusiast

Username is fitting


Jmg_1999

i have watch this video several times and check some of the comments and still i have to post my reaction like "what the fuck what just happen?"


brecord82

The best I can figure out is that it is a piece of dirty ice. Hard to discern until it pops, and then it seems like the water is melting pieces of it. But I still can't give a definitive answer.


oakenaxe

Bread put in liquid nitrogen + hot water equals gaseous expansion and boom. But that’s also just a guess but seems correct it looks frozen solid


Aptosauras

The water in the sink surrounding the object at the start is frozen as well, supporting a liquid nitrogen dipped object theory.


HeavyBeing0_0

Imagine going to the ER with bread shrapnel


0bel1sk

that would be crummy


-ineedsomesleep-

Frozen coke or something. You can see the shape of the bottle at the base.


therealpoltic

I did not see this before, I read your comment. Nice eye!


queerharveybabe

I really wasn’t expecting the bread to go Boom


PinchedNutsack

He got embreaded with shrapnel


titanictesticles

These are some pretty crusty buns … I mean puns


Big_Razzmatazz7416

And me!


Prysorra2

Randomly clicked this on /r/all/rising Same reaction.


Dabigbluebass

Ok, what am I seeing here?


dipe128

This was on r/blackmagicfuckery a while ago and the consensus was it is a frozen liquid, probably soda.


LucidiK

That's gotta be it. Has the same shaped bottom as a two liter.


See-

Probably a store brand cola. Where they let sit out awhile after it froze so syrup melted on darker side. Then placed in sink cause tasted like shit when they tried drinking the thawed part. (I’ve done this minus the explosion)


Ab47203

If you use half a two liter and shake it like every half hour while it's freezing and gas off the pressure you can make a slushy manually with it


TaffySebastian

If you do that with a lemon flavor soda, it is frikin delicious


Ab47203

Root beer too...my favorite was Dr.Pepper though


TaffySebastian

Oh God I love-hate Dr. Pepper, tastes like cough medicine and yet I love it, specially the cherry flavor one.


Ab47203

I was given three flavors of cough medicine as a kid so I learned to separate the flavoring from the bitter death taste


iatetacos

Between my asthma and allergies and steroids I had to take to keep those under control, I had a shit immune system most of my life. I was always sick and always getting meds. I can't eat or drink anything with cherry flavoring in it. I instantly gag from the years of cough meds rushing into my mind. Lots of other little things also taste like meds I've taken before. Like can't have apple flavored hard candies and other random single items from other things.


nicopico524

I remember when I was younger, I loved the cherry flavor medicine. Turns out I drank too much of it one time and had my first trip while watching The Land Before Time. It was an awful experience


SpaceLemur34

Dr. Pepper was my favorite pop at one time (still drink it just not as much). I went to Australia in high school as party of an exchange program and the other kids couldn't understand why I drank it, because they said it tasted like cough medicine. I just asked them what kind of delicious cough medicine they had.


beefy1357

Nothing better than a semi frozen dr. Pepper... 7-11 used to sell dr.pepper slurpee


devilsadvocateac

Are… are you guys serious? I’ve been able to make soda slushees this whole life?! … happy cake day also🎉


TaffySebastian

Thanks! And yes it is wonderful I think I have been doing that with soda since I was like 13, I remember my mom being mad at me because I wasted a 2 liter 7up haha


wbgraphic

If you’re fortunate enough to have an ice cream machine, you can make a slushee just by pouring regular soda in it.


Sinavestia

Does it taste good? When I try to freeze it, it tastes off like the syrup seperated from the water in the drink.


DownWithHisShip

you have to shake it often while it's freezing to keep the sugar dissolved with the water. Else the water freezes first and pushes the sugar out.


Ab47203

It does if you let it freeze long enough...a slushy is sugar syrup over shaved ice


EmilyU1F984

Shaking is the important step. Otherwise the syrup will just separate out and sink to the bottom.


Ok_Hedgehog2830

You just blew my mind. Does it have to be a two liter and in plastic? Could it be smaller or in glass?


TagMeAJerk

Don't put glass in the freezer


41g440r53

It's amazing to me that people still drink soda regularly


Ding_Dang_Dongers

tell me you have a weird superiority complex without telling me you have a weird superiority complex.


Baldazar666

How so? It's delicious.


I_heart_pooping

Right?!? r/hydrohomies for lyfe.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I agree. I keep a few of those mini cans of soda in my fridge because some foods just demand some soda to wash it down, but it's like a once or twice a month thing usually. I truly don't know anybody that drinks soda regularly anymore. I do drink a lot of sparkling water though, so I do understand the need for bubbles.


Dizzman1

That's cause you... Me... We.... We old as fuck.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I just checked my date of birth, and your theory checks out.


Dizzman1

I did not check yours... But felt the evidence on hand was strong enough to support the hypothesis.


Megneous

> I do drink a lot of sparkling water though, so I do understand the need for bubbles. Carbon dioxide in your water makes it bitter as fuck. That's why water you let sit out in a glass all night tastes like shit. No idea how people can drink carbonated water. Tastes like bitter ass to me.


meltingdiamond

> That's why water you let sit out in a glass all night tastes like shit. Something is fucked with your water, good tap water does not do that. Do you live in Texas or Mississippi?


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I used to agree, but I've discovered recently that sometimes I like one of those naturally flavored calorie free bubbly waters. I drink a lot of water every day, and sometimes one of those is nice to spice things up, particularly during a video call for work or something.


Sufficient_Act_6931

Why?


DasHexxchen

Explains how it dissolves so quickly. The tile let me go in with the assumption, that this is bread, but it is a frozen drink.


UnVirtuteElectionis

Shit was fuckin with me, too lol. I thought it was a baked potato swapped out with bread, specifically because of the "potato slices" it seemed to burst into lol.. But yeah no. Frozen soda.


asupernova91

Okay HOLD UP. I accidentally froze a glass bottle of Coke and I asked on the cooking sub whether somebody had any idea how to remove it from the freezer safely so it wouldn’t explode like this due to the temperature change, and the amount of hate I got for it. I feel vindicated.


Separate-Stable-9996

Lol what a dumb thing for people to hate on!


asupernova91

I literally got violent comments over it 😵‍💫


CFCentral

They must be Pepsi fans


Separate-Stable-9996

That's is disgusting, like how are members of the same species so different! I hope your ok, getting abusive messages can really rock anyone, even if they are from idiots


asupernova91

Aw thank you, you’re sweet! Yeah I’m good. I wish I could tag the jerk who told me I was stupid and didn’t understand “basic physics” in this though 😂


alpha3omega4

Internet has gotten especially chaotic as of lately. People are on edge.


sean0hue

Ah, I see this is your first day on the internet. Welcome.


Separate-Stable-9996

True, I really should lower my expectations


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

So unless your room temp is very hot, it's not going to explode. You simply take it out, wrap it with a towel, put it in a basin, and put it in a room. Eventually it will thaw out. Don't freeze carbinated drinks. You can set a 20m timer on it and unless your freezer is extremely cold or empty, it shouldn't completely freeze and therefore not explode the can or bottle.


teacupleaff

What did you do with the bottle?


DookieToe

Holy shit. I thought this was a loaf of exploding bread.


mrandr01d

Makes me wonder what else I've fallen for...


havocLSD

Yeah makes sense you can see little bits dissolve away pretty quickly


ChickenDumpli

Looks like a melon on the inside.


phaiz55

How would soda explode? I've frozen "soda ice" many many times and it's never done this.


TepacheLoco

If there’s enough of a temperature difference (like you’d get running a tap over it) it can create internal stresses that lead to pop


formershitpeasant

Okay, that makes sense. A lot more sense than some weird breaded hot dog.


pants_party

Ohhhhh. I thought it was a hotdog and was so confused. (Doesn’t help that I’m low-vision/blind)


Demonweed

That was clearly severe network lag. The bread was hit by gunfire seconds before it was placed in the sink.


literal-hitler

If you look at the bottom left, you can see the shape of the bottom of a plastic soda bottle that this was likely cut out of. After freezing the soda, they poured relatively hot water on it causing uneven thermal expansion to the point it exploded.


NoobNoobTrades

Def not bread. Soda.


SonicWaffles200

Yeah, I now see that.


NoobNoobTrades

It’s ok. You still got my upvote. I didn’t expect bread to do that or that it wouldn’t be bread. Lol


caelenvasius

It was definitely unexpected that the bread was actually made of frozen soda.


iBeenie

Oh how the turn tables


dipe128

Me too. It’s a good post for this sub. Definitely looked like it was bread exploding into potatoes.


stealthisvibe

Lmao that's exactly what I thought at first too. I thought it was just really clever editing haha


Everyday4k

i still dont get it. People saying soda, hot, cold, what is anybody talking about


Childrenofcornsyrup

The 'bread' is actually frozen soda that was removed from a plastic bottle. People are theorising that the 'bread' exploded as a result of rapid temperature change, but more likely it exploded as a result of minerals in hard water.


Everyday4k

ohhhh, now i see it, the shape at the bottom


zanzebar

/r/wheredidthesodago


Kjqaz

Probably the most literal use of that sub.


ThisIsMyThrowawayII

/r/retiredsubreddits


Murderyoga

Soda going boom is kind of unexpected too.


LobotomistCircu

Yeah I get that it's soda and everything and running frozen soda under hot water will definitely make it crack, but I'm still unsure why it burst into a million pieces like that


ProfessorLiftoff

Irish soda bread


hafetysazard

Did you ever think you would be correcting someone on that mistake? "That's not bread, that's pepsi..."


CryptidCutiepie

Science side of Reddit, can someone please explain wtf is happening here lmao it looks frozen and also like the inside of a potato?


dipe128

That was the first thing I thought but it’s frozen soda. The bottom has the shape of a two liter.


ZengineerHarp

But why does it explode?????


menacing-sheep

It’s the result of too much pressure on a pocket of CO2


ZengineerHarp

Thank you! Like the carbonation forms has pockets separated from the liquid parts of the soda?


per88oo

Heat from water makes ice release co2, co2 gets pressurised, ice goes boom


dipe128

I don’t know. I’m hoping someone will post how it happens. I’m assuming it’s related to the carbonation and the temperature change. If you put a soda in the freezer it will explode but that’s not exactly what happened here.


1731799517

Because inside is gas underpressure from the freezing in a container.


TyrantRC

shake the soda put it in the freezer pull it out before it completely freezes put it under the tap outer layers that are frozen will melt away giving way to a small explosion


Apt_5

You’re right about the shape, but it looks like it has seeds in it or something- is it just my phone? I quickly skimmed but didn’t see anyone else mention seeds


minnecrapolite

What my penis does in OPs mom’s vagina.


stealthisvibe

Lmao this was so fucking stupid and uncalled for that it sent me 🤣


capnmcdoogle

His penis suicide-bombed OP's mom's vagina.


functionalsociopathy

Sounds painful, I wish you a speedy recovery.


TrekTrekTrekTrekTrek

How long does it usually take to grow back?


not-me-but

THIS COMMENT CAUGHT ME SO OFFGUARD. 😂 hahahaha


Rage_Your_Dream

I bred ur mum m8


Khazaki_Boom

Why bred go boom?


TheGr8Canadian

Bred actually frozn soda


PinchedNutsack

Interesting, why soda go boom?


TheGr8Canadian

Honestly, idk. I do know if you leave soda cans in a freezing place too long, they go boom. Probably the fizzy bits wanting to escape.


lo4952

Could also be the faucet is running really hot water. Same as ice cubes cracking, just on a really big scale.


SJB529

Because Killer Queen already touched it


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dragndon

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GifsNotJifs

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Dingle_Berrymore

I chuckled, but racism against Arabs is way too tolerated. Def the only ethnic group where it’s still socially acceptable to make racist ass jokes like this.


DA_WEIRDO

definitely would not say arabs are the only ethnic group where reddit seems to ignore the racist jokes of, but i agree that people should definitely tone down the "arabs are terrorists haha joke"


ABlackDad

I love soda bread


NicStak

What kind of monster just washes a whole loaf of bread down the drain?


d4nkq

More calories in the 1L(+) of soda.


Half-Baked-Luck

Ded bred


scorpio1312

Almost pissed myself bc my mom screamed at the TV at the exact moment this exploded 😖


Uchiha_Yuno

What goes on here?


BrustWarze_

Frozsoda


Starham1

I have done nothing but teleport bread for the last three days.


oyvindrosmer

Born n bred


SirSlimyReddit

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matilteado

Bread👍


gringochilenoo

This challenged my entire world view.


unholymanserpent

Silent Hill 3 be like:


MySchlongIsLong8EEED

It’s bread


ur_old_dead-granny

these comment jokes are bread dry just like this one


LubieDobreJedzenie

I thought it's a dog with it's head down, I even saw (what I think was) a tail


ILikeLead

Frozen 2 liter of soda most definitely


Kuru888

"Bred" under running water, that explodes into potatoes, yet turns out to be frozen soda...certainly unexpected.


BIG_RED_MANN

Why isplode?


ZenkaiZ

And yall mothafuckas didnt believe me when I said carbs were dangerous