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**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:**
>!Bread go boom!<
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You know what? That WAS unexpected. I'll upvote it.
It’s what you yeast expected
Listen to the man, the proof is in the bread pudding
If he can *rise* to the occasion
Assuming he does just loaf around
Some people are just bread for laziness.
And you all thought the bread puns were toast
They butter knot
This is a crumby thread
I’m gonna think of this thread the whole wheak
The yeast you could do is follow the original pun thread...
Well I'm gonna think about it the whole wheat, and I don't know rye.
I’d like to make a toast to bread, cause without bread we wouldn’t have toast
I replying so I can get a slice of this action!
It’s GLUTEN me all riled up
Nah, breadwinners break eventually
Calm down there, Braidolf Schnitzler.
Or they arent bready yet
OH He thinks he's the best thing since exploding bread!
You guys are on a roll
We'd butter stop now.
That was a good call, there wasn't much margarine for error
Great. Bring on the crusty puns
everyone kneads puns in their life
These bread puns are getting a little sour dough..
Yea, almost as if things have gone a rye.
Challah at me if you want some more
They’re matzo bad
How are some people this quick-witted. This is something I’d think of in the shower 72 hours later
Edit: someone commented: “they are men”, but they deleted it. fuck off, ya cretin
We're depressed and make jokes all day to smile.
Quick to wit
Quick to sit . . . in the shower. . . And cry
Maybe I'm not depressed?
Woah I feel seen af
Sitting in the shower is an antidepressant in its own right
Creative people !
Stoned people! Can confirm!
I’d say they’re pretty baked.
I feel attacked
Someone kneads a hug
I'll upvote that lol
They're used to using their loaf...
That got a rise out of me.
I thought it was a little stale.
I'm a crepe, I'm a weirdo
I doughn’t belong here.
You're so baking special
What the challah am I doing here?
I dont care if it burns, I wanna have a roll.
Underrated comment right here! I hope to see it’s upvote rising
Hi I'm shawn spencer and this is my partner Sourdough Starter
Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well. I haven’t watched that show in ages, but I can still very clearly hear the voice in my head, and imagine Gus’s annoyed reaction. 🤣
Just gonna roll with it.
Wheat, is this for real?
I hope you have enough dough to buy another roll!
I kneaded to hear that
You've got a rye sense of humor.
A highly upvoted comment with an edit that makes it better somehow? Am I dreaming??
I’m so happy to have clicked that link, one of the best videos I’ve ever watched, it’s perfect.
I wasn't bready for it.
Username is fitting
i have watch this video several times and check some of the comments and still i have to post my reaction like "what the fuck what just happen?"
The best I can figure out is that it is a piece of dirty ice. Hard to discern until it pops, and then it seems like the water is melting pieces of it. But I still can't give a definitive answer.
Bread put in liquid nitrogen + hot water equals gaseous expansion and boom. But that’s also just a guess but seems correct it looks frozen solid
The water in the sink surrounding the object at the start is frozen as well, supporting a liquid nitrogen dipped object theory.
Imagine going to the ER with bread shrapnel
that would be crummy
Frozen coke or something. You can see the shape of the bottle at the base.
I did not see this before, I read your comment. Nice eye!
I really wasn’t expecting the bread to go
He got embreaded with shrapnel
These are some pretty crusty buns … I mean puns
Randomly clicked this on /r/all/rising
Ok, what am I seeing here?
This was on r/blackmagicfuckery a while ago and the consensus was it is a frozen liquid, probably soda.
That's gotta be it. Has the same shaped bottom as a two liter.
Probably a store brand cola. Where they let sit out awhile after it froze so syrup melted on darker side. Then placed in sink cause tasted like shit when they tried drinking the thawed part.
(I’ve done this minus the explosion)
If you use half a two liter and shake it like every half hour while it's freezing and gas off the pressure you can make a slushy manually with it
If you do that with a lemon flavor soda, it is frikin delicious
Root beer too...my favorite was Dr.Pepper though
Oh God I love-hate Dr. Pepper, tastes like cough medicine and yet I love it, specially the cherry flavor one.
I was given three flavors of cough medicine as a kid so I learned to separate the flavoring from the bitter death taste
Between my asthma and allergies and steroids I had to take to keep those under control, I had a shit immune system most of my life. I was always sick and always getting meds. I can't eat or drink anything with cherry flavoring in it. I instantly gag from the years of cough meds rushing into my mind. Lots of other little things also taste like meds I've taken before. Like can't have apple flavored hard candies and other random single items from other things.
I remember when I was younger, I loved the cherry flavor medicine. Turns out I drank too much of it one time and had my first trip while watching The Land Before Time. It was an awful experience
Dr. Pepper was my favorite pop at one time (still drink it just not as much). I went to Australia in high school as party of an exchange program and the other kids couldn't understand why I drank it, because they said it tasted like cough medicine. I just asked them what kind of delicious cough medicine they had.
Nothing better than a semi frozen dr. Pepper... 7-11 used to sell dr.pepper slurpee
Are… are you guys serious? I’ve been able to make soda slushees this whole life?!
… happy cake day also🎉
Thanks! And yes it is wonderful I think I have been doing that with soda since I was like 13, I remember my mom being mad at me because I wasted a 2 liter 7up haha
If you’re fortunate enough to have an ice cream machine, you can make a slushee just by pouring regular soda in it.
Does it taste good? When I try to freeze it, it tastes off like the syrup seperated from the water in the drink.
you have to shake it often while it's freezing to keep the sugar dissolved with the water. Else the water freezes first and pushes the sugar out.
It does if you let it freeze long enough...a slushy is sugar syrup over shaved ice
Shaking is the important step. Otherwise the syrup will just separate out and sink to the bottom.
You just blew my mind. Does it have to be a two liter and in plastic? Could it be smaller or in glass?
Don't put glass in the freezer
It's amazing to me that people still drink soda regularly
tell me you have a weird superiority complex without telling me you have a weird superiority complex.
How so? It's delicious.
Right?!? r/hydrohomies for lyfe.
I agree. I keep a few of those mini cans of soda in my fridge because some foods just demand some soda to wash it down, but it's like a once or twice a month thing usually. I truly don't know anybody that drinks soda regularly anymore.
I do drink a lot of sparkling water though, so I do understand the need for bubbles.
That's cause you... Me... We.... We old as fuck.
I just checked my date of birth, and your theory checks out.
I did not check yours... But felt the evidence on hand was strong enough to support the hypothesis.
> I do drink a lot of sparkling water though, so I do understand the need for bubbles.
Carbon dioxide in your water makes it bitter as fuck. That's why water you let sit out in a glass all night tastes like shit. No idea how people can drink carbonated water. Tastes like bitter ass to me.
> That's why water you let sit out in a glass all night tastes like shit.
Something is fucked with your water, good tap water does not do that.
Do you live in Texas or Mississippi?
I used to agree, but I've discovered recently that sometimes I like one of those naturally flavored calorie free bubbly waters. I drink a lot of water every day, and sometimes one of those is nice to spice things up, particularly during a video call for work or something.
Explains how it dissolves so quickly.
The tile let me go in with the assumption, that this is bread, but it is a frozen drink.
Shit was fuckin with me, too lol. I thought it was a baked potato swapped out with bread, specifically because of the "potato slices" it seemed to burst into lol..
But yeah no. Frozen soda.
Okay HOLD UP. I accidentally froze a glass bottle of Coke and I asked on the cooking sub whether somebody had any idea how to remove it from the freezer safely so it wouldn’t explode like this due to the temperature change, and the amount of hate I got for it. I feel vindicated.
Lol what a dumb thing for people to hate on!
I literally got violent comments over it 😵💫
They must be Pepsi fans
That's is disgusting, like how are members of the same species so different! I hope your ok, getting abusive messages can really rock anyone, even if they are from idiots
Aw thank you, you’re sweet! Yeah I’m good. I wish I could tag the jerk who told me I was stupid and didn’t understand “basic physics” in this though 😂
Internet has gotten especially chaotic as of lately. People are on edge.
Ah, I see this is your first day on the internet. Welcome.
True, I really should lower my expectations
So unless your room temp is very hot, it's not going to explode. You simply take it out, wrap it with a towel, put it in a basin, and put it in a room. Eventually it will thaw out.
Don't freeze carbinated drinks. You can set a 20m timer on it and unless your freezer is extremely cold or empty, it shouldn't completely freeze and therefore not explode the can or bottle.
What did you do with the bottle?
Holy shit. I thought this was a loaf of exploding bread.
Makes me wonder what else I've fallen for...
Yeah makes sense you can see little bits dissolve away pretty quickly
Looks like a melon on the inside.
How would soda explode? I've frozen "soda ice" many many times and it's never done this.
If there’s enough of a temperature difference (like you’d get running a tap over it) it can create internal stresses that lead to pop
Okay, that makes sense. A lot more sense than some weird breaded hot dog.
Ohhhhh. I thought it was a hotdog and was so confused. (Doesn’t help that I’m low-vision/blind)
That was clearly severe network lag. The bread was hit by gunfire seconds before it was placed in the sink.
If you look at the bottom left, you can see the shape of the bottom of a plastic soda bottle that this was likely cut out of. After freezing the soda, they poured relatively hot water on it causing uneven thermal expansion to the point it exploded.
Def not bread. Soda.
Yeah, I now see that.
It’s ok. You still got my upvote. I didn’t expect bread to do that or that it wouldn’t be bread. Lol
It was definitely unexpected that the bread was actually made of frozen soda.
Oh how the turn tables
Me too. It’s a good post for this sub. Definitely looked like it was bread exploding into potatoes.
Lmao that's exactly what I thought at first too. I thought it was just really clever editing haha
i still dont get it. People saying soda, hot, cold, what is anybody talking about
The 'bread' is actually frozen soda that was removed from a plastic bottle.
People are theorising that the 'bread' exploded as a result of rapid temperature change, but more likely it exploded as a result of minerals in hard water.
ohhhh, now i see it, the shape at the bottom
Probably the most literal use of that sub.
Soda going boom is kind of unexpected too.
Yeah I get that it's soda and everything and running frozen soda under hot water will definitely make it crack, but I'm still unsure why it burst into a million pieces like that
Irish soda bread
Did you ever think you would be correcting someone on that mistake?
"That's not bread, that's pepsi..."
Science side of Reddit, can someone please explain wtf is happening here lmao it looks frozen and also like the inside of a potato?
That was the first thing I thought but it’s frozen soda. The bottom has the shape of a two liter.
But why does it explode?????
It’s the result of too much pressure on a pocket of CO2
Thank you! Like the carbonation forms has pockets separated from the liquid parts of the soda?
Heat from water makes ice release co2, co2 gets pressurised, ice goes boom
I don’t know. I’m hoping someone will post how it happens. I’m assuming it’s related to the carbonation and the temperature change. If you put a soda in the freezer it will explode but that’s not exactly what happened here.
Because inside is gas underpressure from the freezing in a container.
shake the soda
put it in the freezer
pull it out before it completely freezes
put it under the tap
outer layers that are frozen will melt away giving way to a small explosion
You’re right about the shape, but it looks like it has seeds in it or something- is it just my phone? I quickly skimmed but didn’t see anyone else mention seeds
What my penis does in OPs mom’s vagina.
Lmao this was so fucking stupid and uncalled for that it sent me 🤣
His penis suicide-bombed OP's mom's vagina.
Sounds painful, I wish you a speedy recovery.
How long does it usually take to grow back?
THIS COMMENT CAUGHT ME SO OFFGUARD. 😂 hahahaha
I bred ur mum m8
Why bred go boom?
Bred actually frozn soda
Interesting, why soda go boom?
Honestly, idk. I do know if you leave soda cans in a freezing place too long, they go boom. Probably the fizzy bits wanting to escape.
Could also be the faucet is running really hot water. Same as ice cubes cracking, just on a really big scale.
Because Killer Queen already touched it
I chuckled, but racism against Arabs is way too tolerated.
Def the only ethnic group where it’s still socially acceptable to make racist ass jokes like this.
definitely would not say arabs are the only ethnic group where reddit seems to ignore the racist jokes of, but i agree that people should definitely tone down the "arabs are terrorists haha joke"
I love soda bread
What kind of monster just washes a whole loaf of bread down the drain?
More calories in the 1L(+) of soda.
Almost pissed myself bc my mom screamed at the TV at the exact moment this exploded 😖
What goes on here?
I have done nothing but teleport bread for the last three days.
Born n bred
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This challenged my entire world view.
Silent Hill 3 be like:
these comment jokes are bread dry just like this one
I thought it's a dog with it's head down, I even saw (what I think was) a tail
Frozen 2 liter of soda most definitely
"Bred" under running water, that explodes into potatoes, yet turns out to be frozen soda...certainly unexpected.
And yall mothafuckas didnt believe me when I said carbs were dangerous