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Which-Palpitation

That suitcase was just full of condoms because there’s no way that guy didn’t get laid after that


LastingHearth

The look on his face reminds of this comment. He's so happy


artist_owo

thats a cool suitcase... and i can see on his face he is happy..


frogNews

*Go go gadget* ![gif](giphy|L3Kf5sHWvTBjXz5dUL) # Firm Hand Shake!


GifsNotJifs

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ShoobyDoobyDu

dun dun dun dun dunnnn


Abrar_Taaseen

Seriously?! Here?!


Varchaswa____

Why carry the luggage when you can ride the luggage..


mrfuzee

Scootcase.


theguynekstdoor

That’s the one


princessleighcherry

I’m surprised he didn’t hydroplane on the way out of there.


BickDuttkiss

Planes go in air not water


kaichance

I was actually thinking the opposite lol


Sahmali

This will become illegal very soon


pcmasterraceistoocoo

r/unexpectedhimym ?


Mjwild91

I’ve got one of these. The reactions have been “wow that is amazing” to a simple “wanker”. It’s hard to hear the haters as you scoot past them as full speed though.


HeavyHaulerMtn

Cant wait to hear the haters as my wife, myself, and both kids, roll away slowly...


petitpenguinviolette

This totally made me think of Weird Al Yankovich and the White and Nerdy video! brb there’s a video I have to watch


theguynekstdoor

Lawn care. I dunno that image just comes to mind


hazeyindahead

Squad goals


inconspicuous_male

Can you post a link? Are there any downsides? I love this


PrimusFucks

The biggest downside would be people thinking you're a jackass. Because let's face it, riding a scooter around the airport is *absolutely* something a jackass would do. Just don't ride through crowds and you'll probably be fine.


Mjwild91

Fuck the crowds. Just go through them.


ElderScrollsBjorn_

DIO!


Suspicious_Ice_3160

You know those escalator floors? I’d love to see this on one of those lmfao wouldn’t be a real problem if you just kick off though


Mjwild91

It handles them pretty well, it had skateboard wheels and they are pretty thick. I did deck it once, but that was from going to fast and trying to turn too aggressively.


Mjwild91

There are a lot of suppliers now. Google “baggage scooter” and something will pop up, I can’t remember where I got mine from now (many years ago).


fleischblitz

scooter + luggage


Beraldino

yeah, it looks lame.


[deleted]

Looking like a dick


Mavamaarten

I would think it adds a lot of weight, which could be annoying since many airlines are trying to screw you over with low weight limits.


subject_deleted

Fucking jealous as fuck.


peanutski

Yea those fucks are fucking fuckheads because this fucker fucks.


subject_deleted

He totally fucks.


impartialmathers

Fuck yeah scooter monday baby


[deleted]

Are you actually allowed to ride this through an airport, though?


Mjwild91

Of course. I’ve had security with guns quizzically look at my blur as I scoot past but I’ve yet to be stopped. I’ve been through multiple USA, Mexico and European airports with it.


[deleted]

Wow, I'm pretty surprised


Mjwild91

I think as long as you don’t hit anyone and aren’t erratic they don’t care really.


joan_wilder

Yeah, I seem to remember airports being very not ok with people riding those “hover boards,” and I feel like there’s a reason no one rides their skateboards in the terminal. Maybe it’s still novel, but I’d bet that they’ll shut these things down as soon as they start to catch on.


dronesitter

Hoverboards are hard in airports because of their tendency to explode.


PartyHardPukeHarder

This guy englands


Mjwild91

That I do good sir.. that I do.


DontDoomScroll

I'd worry it would break fairly quickly with how rough baggage is handled and inflight baggage shifting.


Mjwild91

It is small enough to go carry on. When we were allowed to travel it was never put in the hold. I was over 100kg and I did crack the frame of the original version (it was from Kickstarter) so they gave me a discount on their newer one which had a reinforced base. It broke because I was doing jumps.


Yage2006

They're just jealous of your badass suitcase, fuck them.


69karlhungus69

Jokes on him. Airline charged him extra $80 to check that.


303uru

Cries in bicycle.


ORUHE33XEBQXOYLZ

On his way to steal yo girl


[deleted]

She will have to ride on the suitcase


obliiviation

Nice knowing what Todd Howard’s up to


ChadMcRad

Yeah, flying away to avoid making more games.


The-Hentai-Commander

*skyrim remakes


terror_rest45

It just works


peepeeonmydoodoo

See ya later virgins


[deleted]

Hop on, bitches. We're going shopping - for Duty Free


Darth_Fire_Bender

Where do I buy one


-Mickey-_

I found this on [Amazon](http://Snowtaros 21" Foldable Luggage Scooter, Suitcase Scooter, Skateboard Rolling Luggage for Adults, TSA Lock, Suitable for Airport Travel Business School (Black) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08V1BWJMK/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_RNQH921G3QFEWCWA9N8A?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1)


theguynekstdoor

Link fail


-Mickey-_

Apologies, look up Suitcase Scooter


drdrumsalot

Scootcase!


bananabeacon

And I thought I was being original lol


Wibiz9000

Todd on his way of releasing the fifth edition of Skyrim


ParticularPenguins

Not just practical, but necessary to reach a connecting flight in the new Salt Lake International airport.


SingingLobsters

That’s how you know you actually got the correct black suitcase.


Lightmareman

If hes picking it up from baggage claim then hes not using it to it's full potential. It would be more useful as a carry on. That way if he needs to rush to his gate he can use that to get there quicker. If hes picking it up at baggage claim hes already where he needs to be and theres not as big of a need to rush.


Attilathefun1

Jon Bon Jovi is having the time of his life.


lFUCK1

Hide your girlfriend


messylettuce

Hide your wife


Rogueshoten

Suit Supply sold (sells? I moved to Japan almost 3 years ago so I don’t know) these and I was seriously tempted to get one. I used to travel almost every week for work and it would have been awesome to be able to move that freely down long-ass airports like DTW or the newer terminal at Dulles. The downside is that you lose a lot of capacity because of the space taken up by the platform and it’s hinge.


MLTLeo

I’d buy it


HARDTIME_N_K_TOWN_TN

I want one,well maybe 2


Floydian007

They see me rollin'


[deleted]

They waitin'


ro4q

Never seen someone so proud of their scootercase


Jasiff

Wicked shit-eating grin on his face. Lmfao. Couldn’t wait to cruise past those girls.


DiiiCA

Very unexpected indeed I expected him to crash into something...


[deleted]

A bunch of severely jet lagged tourists in the wrong terminal


DeadBody_withaphone

This reminds me of that one episode of the grand tour


booopernaut

Tod Howard?


Middle_Snow_9974

I thought that was Pete Holmes.


SnOman_

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Duetnao

Looks like the scooter takes up half the weight & space from the luggage. A collapsable scooter with a front bag mount would be cool though to make your own choice of when you use it & with what bags.


t3hcoolness

You know that based on that look on his face, he gets told by security to "not ride scooters in here" then promptly fold it up in one swift motion and meet him with "but this is my luggage!" Then proceed to get an eye-roll.


[deleted]

Get outta here, Inspector Gadget!


Earthwormjimby

I was just thinking if I jumped on my longboard in an airport, I think I'd be met with a bit of hostility


DarkRoseSparkle

Didn't see that coming.


ThereAreNoPatterns

I need one of those.


WeinerMan0

I want this now


vcdrny

I want one.


McBawbag

Is that fucking Todd Howard?


Nervous_Exercise1396

Just saw this product on Shark Tank last night!


forgotmyoassword

Oh I fucking want one now!


My_High_Ideas

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY


[deleted]

Certainly, but you'll need to take your Russian Rubles to the Bureau de Change by Duty Free


JOE-9000

Serious "Weeee...".


hemightbebrian

See you slowpokes at the Cinnabon!


EmergencyClock5079

Where can I find this


gallupgrl

Peace out bitches...


Polyking

Much better than walking


Past_Contour

And you can look cool while doing it.


Invenerd

There are so few airports he could actually ever use that at. Unfortunately, there’s usually a crowd surrounding the baggage carousel.


[deleted]

I'd like to think he couldn't do this in any airport! None of the SHOPPING CENTRES I've worked in have allowed scooters and skateboards, etc.


Mountain-Repair-5704

Im getting one


_-XanderLander-_

damn Todd Howard looks like he's been having fun recently


Drew30000

Holy crap, thats actually a good design


paindboo

Transformers, let's roll out!


HippyDidTheCrime

I need that


Lelentos

me and my 2 shirts and one pair of socks are going home!


WhoAm_I_WhyAm_I_Here

where can i buy one


Moist_Professor5665

I can’t bring a can of shaving cream, but this guy can bring a whole-ass scooter-luggage.


[deleted]

Of course you can't! His is just full of turtle eggs


weirdpicklesauce

This guy definitely owns a pair of toe shoes


Map-Maker-Arcane

The dude passed by a group of women on his way out. He knows what he’s doing


[deleted]

Bowled into them, I'd say


One-LooseMoose

I don’t know why but I imagine Todd Howard doing this “it just works”


IamSoooDoneWithThis

I wonder how long it would take to go from NY to LA on one of those


Shanmukha_Repaka

![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO)


kimttar

I wish I could travel that light. My wife packs the whole bedroom just for a weekend trip.


Playmill

I call BS... at least to the fact that this guy just got off a flight. No airline luggage tag. STAGED.


nio_nl

And why would you put such a small suitcase in checked in luggage anyway? Looks like he could have easily stowed this in the carry-on luggage compartment.


iAdjunct

Seems like they kind of thing which should have been carried on board…


Lithominium

as someone whos a Heely Enthusiast (i wore some back in 2016 lol) i just gotta say TSA hates you


theworstmans

Scootcase


Standard-Rip5016

And get over how fucking small that suitcases is


Weedes1984

So this is what Todd Howard's been up to instead of making Elder Scrolls 6.


ElderScrollsBjorn_

That suitcase is full of Skyrims.


Ausernamefordamien

If only you didn’t look like an idiot doing it


ng_sweatshirt

wanky


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

...I cannot unsee a resemblance to Todd Howard. Scooting off to sell Skyrim again!


BuyingAcclaim

Just look at the smile on his face.


__The__Stig__

The grand tour already did this


RekYaAll

I need this


crawfish2013

Where can I buy one.


sike_18

Shut up and take my money


theguynekstdoor

Shut up n take my money


Yokowi

No thanx,If i just spent hours/day not moving at all,the first thing i want to do definitely isnt not moving some more.


Nayr91

“I’m off to fuck yo bitch”


MastodonPristine8986

Cos it would use soooooo many calories to walk a KM or two at most round an airport and there just isn't enough food around at airports to refuel that kind of burn.


redtimmy

This would have been so much better with sound. Downvoted.


Ieatoutjelloshots

I would crash into a wall so fast.


Edinsidewastaken

Where can I buy one


CloudTiger_

Scooters are annoying at skate parks at the best of times, this would be my worst fears


tkruse_

Reminds me of [this.](https://youtu.be/tmcAu8t_C60)


StallyCal

u/SaveVideo


justlovehumans

That wasn't even his suitcase


scooter32

Shame you aren’t allowed to use scooters in US airports.


stasia16

I want one


Meme123798

u/savevediobot


rocklunaticart10

He looks so happy


Useful-Bee-1757

he’s smiling!!


CityMan52

Why does he look like Todd Howard


RCMakoa

*...I want one*


TH1NKTHRICE

I wonder how well the wheels will hold up after being tossed around by luggage handlers?


DangerousDragonDude

I Need. LAX is fucking ridiculous. Feels like a mile walk just to get to baggage claim alone


xxSHINEATTACKxx

Pulls out a gun


TylerGaming101_YT

Why isn't this in stores this should be in stores


Zealousideal_Match30

He is so cool he should be the voice of Mario


Interesting-Try838

"Bye Losers"


B0T_Jude

Legend


dangerrnoodle

This would be tough mentally as I’m going to have that creeping sense someone is about to yell at me for riding my scooter inside lol.


ariadesu

Scooting over to sell me Skyrim


Latter-Yam-2115

Not practical. Expensive, heavy thereby adding unnecessary weight to your checkin limit, an inconvenience for yourself and others in almost any airport especially during peak hours.


Disaster-Expensive

Looks like he's having a blast.


znzbnda

Honestly wish I had this when I was a flight attendant. Lol I'm sure my company would have said no, but one can dream.


Soos489

Is that todd😲😲


jadboy202

Sir please don't ride your bag indoors... Ok... *folds bag back up*


Kimyoungun21

Where can I buy that


Imthebox

Todd Howard after selling u the 20th version of skyrim


DareToBearMKT

So the bag is carry on size and he checked it anyway just to cart his happy ass around baggage claim?


JoeyPoppyseed

I would’ve run in to the wall or maybe had a smidge of face plant on that glossy floor.


donNNASD

How ..fucking useless


yellowscarvesnodots

Thank you. This just sorted out all Christmas gifts for this year.


hundreddollar

Dont ride a scooter in the airport, because you ARE goning to crash into someone.


Karlos-Danger

All show, no go


Nikovash

Scootaloo mfers!


buttersstotchthatsme

He has more skyrim ports to make


AFilthyMemer

Why does this guy look like an older Jerma


saint7412369

And it only takes up 1/2 of the weight allowance


Ok-Butterscotch-6597

Schwuuuuuulll


Crisps_0_o

Now this is what a man wants


manuelalexander11

he looks like the real tom cruise


_brodre

don’t be this guy.


Ledbolz

Stupid


null3xity

TAKE MY MONEY, I NEED THIS


theforecaster

For a second i thought he was yanking it like a lawnmower. Would have been even better if that shit was motorized though!


sgarg2

this is what the name of the luggage/cabin baggage the guy is using


ElderScrollsBjorn_

*It just works.*


boatadd33

It's just works


bu_bu_booey

This is un ironically cool


jaiteaes

So that's why ESVI is so far out


rishukingler11

Todd on his to release Skyrim: 15th Anniversary Edition in 5 ways.


Grandrew_

Is that Todd fucking Howard?!