Can you believe this is only 400 Calories
By - Wastebreed
You forgot the "So filling", "absolutely stuffed", "couldn't even finish it" lies that they always post with these things.
Yes I am hangry
This is every online recipe that is divided into 46 servings .
Only 400 calories! (For half of a 1/4 of an inch slice)
"Stopped my cravings"
Cravings cannot be stopped, they can only grow
The "so filling" phrase makes me want to eat my keyboard.
Is it filling?
It's quite querty, thanks.
Can never finish it.
They never are. You'll be hungry again in 3 hours
Been 3 hours. Sugar cube, anyone?
No, it leaves a little space(bar) in you.
Nice one :D
"I sniffed it, and now, I'm like, totally full!"
I hope you didn't take a direct sniff and instead wafted it your direction. Save 5 pounds with this one weird trick.
the tiny bagel is so cute tho :')
A good shit post lmao
During the whole week?
Ikr? Talk about endulging.
Did your intestines shoot out of your body so fast you landed on the moon?
I mean that's one way to lose weight. People gotta get on that lunar diet man
Lol, I would believe it xD
And it only cost $8.50
All that's missing is you putting it on a doll's plate with a miniature fork and knife. So many photos here use perspective tricks.
"I can't even finish it!"
As the creator and mod of this sub there has never been such a rule, and no post has ever been removed for that reason. Further, we DO have a rule against complaining about any content posted by others on this subreddit, so your comment has been removed. Lighthearted humor like this OP is always welcome though!
You were complaining about other posts in the sub where people said their food was filling and wondering why they weren’t removed from the subreddit. That’s clearly not permitted in our rules, whether it’s correct or incorrect.
Your hands are fucking massive
I know this is a joke but check out bialys guys! It’s almost half the carbs and calories as a bagel. I get them from the frozen section at Publix
When I lived in S. Florida, my mother was obsessed with those. (Also bought at Publix.) Moved to Seattle some years ago, wrote to the company, and my local Safeway carried them for a while! Sadly, it didn't last -- I wouldn't be surprised if my mother was one of the few people who bought them.
It's been a dozen years and I still miss Publix :(. Still use their bags!
it's cause it has sesame seeds on top...
Sesame seeds arent much but yes the the toppings on it is what makes it high calorie and the cream cheese
The joke went over your head
Ok but I still want this tiny bagel.
Haha. Too close to home man
My BE could never 😏💕
That's more like mute eating.
Is this a meal FOR ANTS!?
Yes.. it’s so tiny. BUT looks delish!
Who hurt you
Screw those little pizza things. THAT is a bagel bite!
Bro you can get the same thing for more volume and less calories.
What i do is get bagel things (110) each, use two of them. 2oz smoked salmon, 100, 1oz each, add fat cream cheese, i dont like cream cheese that much so i do a teaspoon which is 35 cals for each so 70. Then i add argula, tomato slice with salt and pepper and red onions. So 400 for two and much bigger.
You just made my mouth water! I also love adding capers and dill when I have them
Well definetly try them as well, thanks for that
Wow where can you find a bagel with only 110 kcal? That's awesome
They're called "bagel thins"
Ah I see, unfortunately I can't get them here in Germany :( they sound awesome thought ;)
Just noticed i put bagel things instead of thins, thank you for that
Haaaaa! Love it!!!
Isn't a full bagel with lox and cream cheese like 600 calories?
Have I been calculating it wrong this whole time? haha
Edit: missed the tag it was humor.
This makes me angry