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Can you believe this is only 400 Calories

Can you believe this is only 400 Calories

zombie_penguin42

You forgot the "So filling", "absolutely stuffed", "couldn't even finish it" lies that they always post with these things. Yes I am hangry


venk

This is every online recipe that is divided into 46 servings .


zombie_penguin42

Only 400 calories! (For half of a 1/4 of an inch slice)


PastaToasties

"Stopped my cravings" No.


zombie_penguin42

Cravings cannot be stopped, they can only grow


Khalae

The "so filling" phrase makes me want to eat my keyboard.


GroveTC

Is it filling?


Khalae

It's quite querty, thanks. Can never finish it.


thesirblondie

They never are. You'll be hungry again in 3 hours


BoofingPalcohol

Been 3 hours. Sugar cube, anyone?


myaccountfor2021

No, it leaves a little space(bar) in you.


Khalae

Nice one :D


spudgoddess

"I sniffed it, and now, I'm like, totally full!"


zombie_penguin42

I hope you didn't take a direct sniff and instead wafted it your direction. Save 5 pounds with this one weird trick.


smoojie_

the tiny bagel is so cute tho :')


___Ender____

A good shit post lmao


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herrht

During the whole week?


dolphone

Ikr? Talk about endulging.


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scudmud

Did your intestines shoot out of your body so fast you landed on the moon?


PromotionCrafty5467

I mean that's one way to lose weight. People gotta get on that lunar diet man


Wristspect

Lol, I would believe it xD


Tat25Guy

And it only cost $8.50


simbachico

All that's missing is you putting it on a doll's plate with a miniature fork and knife. So many photos here use perspective tricks.


RarewareKevin

"I'm STUFFED"


Book_and_Cookies

"I can't even finish it!"


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Thea_From_Juilliard

As the creator and mod of this sub there has never been such a rule, and no post has ever been removed for that reason. Further, we DO have a rule against complaining about any content posted by others on this subreddit, so your comment has been removed. Lighthearted humor like this OP is always welcome though!


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Thea_From_Juilliard

You were complaining about other posts in the sub where people said their food was filling and wondering why they weren’t removed from the subreddit. That’s clearly not permitted in our rules, whether it’s correct or incorrect.


pineappledipshit

Your hands are fucking massive


auntmilky

I know this is a joke but check out bialys guys! It’s almost half the carbs and calories as a bagel. I get them from the frozen section at Publix


ns930

When I lived in S. Florida, my mother was obsessed with those. (Also bought at Publix.) Moved to Seattle some years ago, wrote to the company, and my local Safeway carried them for a while! Sadly, it didn't last -- I wouldn't be surprised if my mother was one of the few people who bought them. It's been a dozen years and I still miss Publix :(. Still use their bags!


Shartran

it's cause it has sesame seeds on top...


Soggy_Clothes_7293

Sesame seeds arent much but yes the the toppings on it is what makes it high calorie and the cream cheese


LicoriceSucks

<*whoosh*>


Soggy_Clothes_7293

?


GothWitchOfBrooklyn

The joke went over your head


GottaKnowYourCKN

Tiniest bagel


LoveWifeJuicer

Ok but I still want this tiny bagel.


Key_Application_5380

Haha. Too close to home man


Affectionate-Ad-4740

My BE could never 😏💕


PoopahDook

That's more like mute eating.


whatamidoing3210

“Only”


Bug-Winter

Is this a meal FOR ANTS!?


pumpkinpenne

Ahahahaha. Adorable


Mysterious_Arm5969

Yes.. it’s so tiny. BUT looks delish!


PastaToasties

Who hurt you


ns930

Screw those little pizza things. THAT is a bagel bite!


Soggy_Clothes_7293

Bro you can get the same thing for more volume and less calories. What i do is get bagel things (110) each, use two of them. 2oz smoked salmon, 100, 1oz each, add fat cream cheese, i dont like cream cheese that much so i do a teaspoon which is 35 cals for each so 70. Then i add argula, tomato slice with salt and pepper and red onions. So 400 for two and much bigger.


Vanilla_Nasty

You just made my mouth water! I also love adding capers and dill when I have them


Soggy_Clothes_7293

Well definetly try them as well, thanks for that


uni_inventar

Wow where can you find a bagel with only 110 kcal? That's awesome


gimmesomeofthatsomma

They're called "bagel thins"


uni_inventar

Ah I see, unfortunately I can't get them here in Germany :( they sound awesome thought ;)


Soggy_Clothes_7293

Just noticed i put bagel things instead of thins, thank you for that


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deepbluelagoon

Mood


sasukest

😂😂😂


decompoz1ng

oh my


ChristinaMarieSF

Haaaaa! Love it!!!


Ar1S3

Really? Isn't a full bagel with lox and cream cheese like 600 calories? Have I been calculating it wrong this whole time? haha Edit: missed the tag it was humor.


GivMeTacos

This makes me angry