WCGW Fixing a puncture of a loaded truck
By - mr_swagster
"Hey boss, just calling to let you know we got the truck unloaded...."
and pants wetted
Already? How did you do that? I though you said you been delayed.
Seriously though, would you have to literally unload it to change the tire
Dude's playing dark souls in real life.
Plot twist it's ds2 and he forgot to level adaptability
"Should've leveled ADP" written on his grave
He was one button away from death I feel that
Damn, I think he’s gonna need a fresh pair of underwear
combined with a great story to explain all the shit that went down! (no joke intended)
And a video to boot!
As a diesel technician this is my nightmare
I wouldn’t be able to shit a greased bb after that tuck and roll action he did there
That's pretty tight.
I've been saying "If I'd been smuggling coal in my butt, I'd be the proud owner of a new diamond right now" for years, but I honestly think "wouldn't be able to shit a greased bb" is better.
think how surprised your family will be when you switch it up on them.
"honey, i got you a greased bb mounted on a ring for our anniversary"
Idk both are pretty good haha
He literally propelled himself with feces
There is no shit in this video
just because the potato resolution of that clip doesn't visibly show any does not mean it does not exist
They are also dark pants so it would be hard to tell.
It’s hidden under all the cargo that’s dumped all over
Crazy rolling technique. I wonder what was going through his mind after that.
Fuck,fuck,fuck,oh shit, fuck, holy fuck, fuck, that was crazy,fuck,fuck, that was close,fuck, I’m not picking that shit up. Fuuuuck. Or something along those lines I imagine
Nah. “oh bhencho, oh bhencho, oh bhencho, bhen ki chut, oh bhencho, oh bhencho, oh bhencho, oh bsdk bhencho, oh bhencho, oh chudi, oh chudi, oh maa chudi”.
Ah that's more like it!
Yeah that's probably right
where's the bathroom? maybe
> बकवास, बकवास, बकवास, ओह बकवास, बकवास, पवित्र बकवास, बकवास, वह पागल था, बकवास, बकवास, वह करीब था, बकवास, मैं उस बकवास को नहीं उठा रहा हूं। फुउउक। Or something along those lines I imagine
Yeah nah, your google translate is showing!
ओह बहनचोद, नहीं बहनचोद, बहनचोद, माँ चुदी, माँ चुदी, माँ चुदी बहनचोद, भाग लौडे जल्दी, माँ चुदाने गया सब। मैं ये काम छोड़ रहा हूं!
Assuming his first language is Hindi.
What?? This is the translation I got:
> Oh sister-in-law, no sister-in-law, sister-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, sister-in-law, ran away quickly, mother went to kiss everyone. I'm leaving this job!
Yeah sorry, Google translate doesn't work here. Especially the cuss words! Only the last sentence is correct.
Is the essential just a Hindi version the their top level comment?
Not really. So you need to understand the nature of swear words in the languages. If you translate word to word it won't be the same. For example, fuck and shit is said as a curse in English but nobody would say the same meaning words in Hindi.
बहनचोद literally means sisterfucker but it's used as a curse not particularly directed at anyone. Same with मादरचोद which is motherfucker. माँ चुदी means mother is fucked. Basically like saying I'm fucked.
My fav's gotta be the exclamation: "Bhen ka loda!" which literary means "Sister's dick!"
The words that Google translate thinks is “sister-in-law”, is actually “sister fucker”.
This translataes to, " nonsense, nonsense, oh nonsesnse, pure/holy nonsense, he was crazy, nonsense, nonsense, that was close, nonsense, I will not lift that nonsense, fooook!
Ninja mode activated
ROLL! We're. ROLL! Getting. ROLL! Fired. ROLL!!!
That was all reflex + panic mode -- partial blackout while it was happening I imagine. He probably didn't even know how fast he was rolling while he was doing it. He probably had an emotional break a few minutes after.
when things like that happens, it makes me wonder why can't we have that kind of ability in normal circonstances, clearly the brain knows how to do it.
We can do incredible things in moments of extreme duress, fear, and adrenaline - I imagine our lives would be much much shorter if we operated at that capacity all the time thanks to physical and emotional stress.
so, basically, it's like disabling a pc overheating fail safe and then overclocking it ?
If you're using Intel you don't even need to disable the temperature limits, it'll still heat your house.
same for amd graphic cards, my RX 5700 XT easily goes to 105°C, it's still safe for the card, but it's not safe for my own sanity during summer time.
The only thing that matters is the power a card uses, not its core temps.
Those temps could be high because of bad cooling. How much a card needs in power is the only thing that matters. Thats why the "strength" of heaters is always described in watts. A 5700XT is not on the power hungry side tbh.
My 6900XT 100% dissipates a lot more heat into my room even though it only hovers around 65°C.
Dark soul music
I bet it felt like a 20 minute situation for him. He ran though multiple options of escape and ultimately decided quick roll worked best.
Dam that's a lot of coke, the boss is gona be pissed
He Indiana Jones'd his ass to safety.
"I'm glad I didn't roll the other way"
that's the self preservation instinct kicking in, i'm pretty sure for him it was just a blink
ROLL FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Stop, Drop, and Roll...
DO A BARREL ROLL!!
Shut up slippy! You were only assigned to this squad to die as a scapegoat for the rest of us.
Title should say extremely overloaded truck.
Well this is taken somewhere in Asia probably so they will never not be over loaded
Pretty sure its india we have a love for these overly colorised trucks.
With "use dipper at night" on their bumper.
Took me forever to figure out what that meant.
Everyone drives with high beam on highways because the roads are not lit properly. So “dipping” your headlight is basically using your low beam. The headlight is “dipped” for a few seconds, just about enough for the driver coming from the opposite side to figure out the width of the road.
I guess highways are becoming better (properly designed roads with properly designed lighting). Most highways are better lit now than they were around 20 years ago. But “use dipper at night” still exists. Same as “Sound OK Horn” (took me ages to figure that one out).
Edit: Oh and, as the other comments point out, “use dipper at night” is surely supposed to mean “flash your headlights instead of honking at night”.
The road between Jodhpur and Jaipur was being massively overhauled while I was on it.
India is developing quickly in some areas.
And it means... ?
It means to flash your lights to pass when it's dark out. There's kind of no street lights on a lot of intercity roads.
Some of the sources that I saw mentioned that it might also be some sort of viral marketing campaign to have truckers use condoms, but I'm not super sure about that one.
I went to India for the first time back in 2020, and I took a bunch of pictures of trucks because they were so damn festive.
I think you gave me more questions than answers.
As a westerner who could only read Hindi slowly, and couldn't speak the language, it was a WILD RIDE. I was in the car for many hours (Jodhpur to Jaipur), and there were:
\-handpainted license plates on said trucks
\-reflector requirements for passenger vehicles, so our rideshare had to stop at a truckstop and apply a bunch
\-basically never streetlamp poles
\-lanes were a suggestion (somehow it worked, you get used to it, it's basically going to be the model for self-driving car swarm mechanics, mark my words)
\-Very different ideas about what the horn was for than the West. You have
\>-honk to pass
\>-honk to alert people of livestock
\>-honk to honk
It was so exciting.
Welcome to india i must say
I had so much fun. I was there for one of my friend's weddings in Jan2020. I did more in that single week than I did in all of the rest of that year.
the language of honking in various countries fascinates me. When I was in CR I asked my Uber driver what the honking meant. he told me there are three honks:
1. Warning/danger: hey buddy I'm here, don't merge!
2. One of thank you/acknowledgement: hey buddy thanks for letting me in
3. One for when you recognize someone you know on the street: you give a little beep and hope the person waves back
That's the most accurate description I've read about the functions of *The Honk*. Well done!
It means at night, flash your lights instead of honking.
What if the flash works only the horn is pressed
I didn't realize that it meant "instead of!" That's actually really nice compared to the constant honk.
"Do you think this design is too noisy?"
-said no one in India ever
That guy needs to play the lottery
Dood won it by not dieing.
Or did he? He's gonna pay for all the rocks.
He just won some very important education.
He already used up all his luck. It’s all downhill now
*Smell that air! Couldn't you drink it like booze?*
That is one lucky dude.
Did not go to the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things.
So... How exactly would you fix the tire in that situation? Would you have to completely offload it first?
I would rough guess this is at least a 70,000 pound load over the rear axle, so you would need a 20 ton jack (to be safe) or more to lift half of the weight of the axle. You only lift half the weight if you jack one side at a time. Balance is key here to keep the jack from slipping, and definitely block the wheels from rolling.
Great reply. Thank you for the insight.
Damn, I was looking for an answer to this. Alas, I will not gain the knowledge of how to change a tire on a loaded truck.
Could be due to the jack buckling or failing under extreme load, or slipping due to shear or displacement (unpaved and uneven ground). Should use multiple jacks, if possible be on hard pavement (Highways are possibly rigid pavements and almost even in gradient) and also release some air from the other wheel to have more area of contact.
They all made their dex save though, impressive
the die were on their side
The guy in white initially failed, but got a re-roll.
Or the lucky feat
Oaft. That guy was lucky to make it out of the way.
That guy came seconds from being a pancake
Thats a load off his mind.
"So tell us, why did you leave your last job?"
"Well I just found the workload to be a bit unbalanced."
Thought I was on r/makemycoffin for a second
Thanks I needed some eye bleach
The fucker rolled in the right direction too, to the left instead of backwards. Sheer luck, I doubt it was deliberated. Born anew, this one
They all went to the Prometheus school of running away from things.
Well not the roller
Prometheus school of rolling away from things. He's in the graduate course.
Indeed, we tend to forget that movie illustrates both the successful and unsuccessful techniques
When you’re next to a long ass truck it makes a lot more sense to run directly away from in than to run parallel with it.
Granted when fight or flight kicks in, no one really thinks logically. I was more quoting CinemaSins than anything else.
Running directly away from the truck IS thinking logically. The truck is longer than it is tall so it’s quicker to run directly away from its path rather than run to the side.
Agreed to a fault. The stuff inside the truck spills out further than the truck is long. So in this instance running to the side, or rolling in the one guys case, was safer.
Actually he went to the competitor because he rolled successfully lol
That's why I always thought that scene was realistic. Most people don't stop to think, they just react.
He escaped by the foreskin of his d\*ck
Prolly wouldn’t have helped in this situation but that’s why I always but the wheel under the car once it comes off. Just in case the jack stand fails there’s a big steel wheel to catch it
Good plan. Never trust your life to a single point of failure
The dude even tripped over the wheel witch my solution will fix both haha
[glad they are safe. is it a sugar truck. ](https://youtu.be/R2iPMzofRkU)
Komm Süsser Tod
Lol watched it first w/o my glasses and thought 100 dead sheep fell out the truck.
"He's done for. Let's get outta here."
Stop, drop, and roll minus the stop
Footage of me playing Uncharted 4
Dark souls roll safed his life there
Honestly I'm just impressed with the guy's reflex
He will tell this story to his grandchildren how he rolled and cheated death
If he didn’t pull some Indiana Jones shit, he’d be a pancake right now.
If “Hopping and Rolling” were an Olympic sport, my guy in the white jacket would at least take bronze.
The best part?... The truck was loaded with asbestos!
Nobody is scared of asbestos in India. We get Asbestos roofing sheets. They are pretty common on cheap structures. People cut them with a saw.
Even after I educated my father on the dangers of asbestos he went ahead and installed it on a small store room for junk on the terrace of his house.
Don’t tell me let me guess, India?
I had to clean that, Id just walk away and start a new life
Fixed by Repair-man-man-man-man
So this is what Fred Durst used to do for a living before becoming a limp bizkit.
Need someone to add Rollin' to this video.
That dude Dark Souls
Indiana Jones looking young
u/savevideo u/savevideobot u/getvideobot
Hey, that was best case tho... that would have killed him for sure.
Dude did a dark souls roll!
At least he had three friends there to save him.
China 🇨🇳 , India 🇮🇳 or Pakistan 🇵🇰 ?
Probably india or pakistan.
You didnt use flags-emojis. You lose.
Shit that was so close. I hope they're fine
that was a save and a half
That was a lot of cocaine
From "I just miraculously saved my life by rolling" to "surrender cobra because I just lost my livelihood" in less than a second.
That man has never rolled so fast in his life
So close to ending up on MMC.
My dude running a fast roll build
You know how in your dreams when something scary happens you can't move fast enough and time slows down, it happened to this guy
Use the boost to get through.
Do a barrel roll!
Guardian angel putting in work rolling his ass out the way!
That went so much better than I thought it was going to, I've seen those videos of tires exploding into peoples (former) faces...
Look at all that cocaine. That guy that got buried is going to emerge as a super human
That dude in the grey/white shirt had the best dodge of his life
At least the truck is mostly unloaded now. Time to unload the underpants
I see he is using the non Prometheus method of avoiding falling things. Take notes Hollywood.
I had to doublecheck which sub this was before I could continue watching it. Even then, it was terrifying.
They see me rollllliiinnnnn...........
It almost made it to r/NSFL__
That was FUCKING close
Thats close enough that I bet they're laughing with fear.
Tires get changed on loaded trucks all the time. They did something wrong.
Roll MOTHERFUCKER ROLL!! Whew!
Did they jack a fully loaded truck?
Dudes rolling skills are top tier
This is one of the moments when you say welp I'm getting fired for this
The roll evade is always op.
Did someone say training
They see me rollin
That went sideways, literally
wow that last guy rolled away like misson impossible
Free grains free gains
DAT BARREL ROLL!!!! Saved his freaking life!
Meanwhile, down the road at the Stay-Puff marshmallow factory the machines fell silent. The shipment was late.
So this is why you have AAA roadside assistance.
That's why you level up endurance
Harbor Freight Jack.
I bet that guy plays a lot of dark souls with those rolls
Is that cocaine, where is that? sniff sniff
That was some IndianaJones shit right there holy crap.
Good thing a dust explosion didn’t occur