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WCGW Fixing a puncture of a loaded truck

WCGW Fixing a puncture of a loaded truck

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PDCH

"Hey boss, just calling to let you know we got the truck unloaded...."


Mynameisaarav

and pants wetted


point50tracer

And shat.


mattstorm360

Already? How did you do that? I though you said you been delayed.


Peterthepiperomg

Seriously though, would you have to literally unload it to change the tire


Aidick4you

Dude's playing dark souls in real life.


fupamancer

iframes activate!!


Hurtfulfriend0

Plot twist it's ds2 and he forgot to level adaptability


_Doop

"Should've leveled ADP" written on his grave


skilledfool599

He was one button away from death I feel that


OriginalG33Z3R

Damn, I think he’s gonna need a fresh pair of underwear


nawjas69

combined with a great story to explain all the shit that went down! (no joke intended)


aerossignol

And a video to boot!


Solid_Growth_9069

As a diesel technician this is my nightmare I wouldn’t be able to shit a greased bb after that tuck and roll action he did there


Groobery

That's pretty tight.


CapnHatchmo

I've been saying "If I'd been smuggling coal in my butt, I'd be the proud owner of a new diamond right now" for years, but I honestly think "wouldn't be able to shit a greased bb" is better.


czmax

think how surprised your family will be when you switch it up on them. ​ "honey, i got you a greased bb mounted on a ring for our anniversary"


Solid_Growth_9069

Idk both are pretty good haha


EdgeOfWetness

He literally propelled himself with feces


UnmitigatedSarcasm

What feces? There is no shit in this video


EdgeOfWetness

just because the potato resolution of that clip doesn't visibly show any does not mean it does not exist


mattstorm360

They are also dark pants so it would be hard to tell.


Few_Willingness1041

It’s hidden under all the cargo that’s dumped all over


Appropriate_Escape82

Crazy rolling technique. I wonder what was going through his mind after that.


xntrk1

Fuck,fuck,fuck,oh shit, fuck, holy fuck, fuck, that was crazy,fuck,fuck, that was close,fuck, I’m not picking that shit up. Fuuuuck. Or something along those lines I imagine


otakuNikhil

Nah. “oh bhencho, oh bhencho, oh bhencho, bhen ki chut, oh bhencho, oh bhencho, oh bhencho, oh bsdk bhencho, oh bhencho, oh chudi, oh chudi, oh maa chudi”.


xnash_

Ah that's more like it!


Ornery-Cheetah

Yeah that's probably right


Dutch-CatLady

where's the bathroom? maybe


GeneralCAG

Well said.


k0rm

More like > बकवास, बकवास, बकवास, ओह बकवास, बकवास, पवित्र बकवास, बकवास, वह पागल था, बकवास, बकवास, वह करीब था, बकवास, मैं उस बकवास को नहीं उठा रहा हूं। फुउउक। Or something along those lines I imagine


[deleted]

Yeah nah, your google translate is showing! More like, ओह बहनचोद, नहीं बहनचोद, बहनचोद, माँ चुदी, माँ चुदी, माँ चुदी बहनचोद, भाग लौडे जल्दी, माँ चुदाने गया सब। मैं ये काम छोड़ रहा हूं! Assuming his first language is Hindi.


hooooot13

What?? This is the translation I got: > Oh sister-in-law, no sister-in-law, sister-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, sister-in-law, ran away quickly, mother went to kiss everyone. I'm leaving this job!


[deleted]

Yeah sorry, Google translate doesn't work here. Especially the cuss words! Only the last sentence is correct.


hooooot13

Is the essential just a Hindi version the their top level comment?


[deleted]

Not really. So you need to understand the nature of swear words in the languages. If you translate word to word it won't be the same. For example, fuck and shit is said as a curse in English but nobody would say the same meaning words in Hindi. बहनचोद literally means sisterfucker but it's used as a curse not particularly directed at anyone. Same with मादरचोद which is motherfucker. माँ चुदी means mother is fucked. Basically like saying I'm fucked.


chickenlollipop

My fav's gotta be the exclamation: "Bhen ka loda!" which literary means "Sister's dick!"


WeDiddy

The words that Google translate thinks is “sister-in-law”, is actually “sister fucker”.


brocode103

This translataes to, " nonsense, nonsense, oh nonsesnse, pure/holy nonsense, he was crazy, nonsense, nonsense, that was close, nonsense, I will not lift that nonsense, fooook!


kevbev2020

Ninja mode activated


nachocat090

ROLL! We're. ROLL! Getting. ROLL! Fired. ROLL!!!


jamsterical

That was all reflex + panic mode -- partial blackout while it was happening I imagine. He probably didn't even know how fast he was rolling while he was doing it. He probably had an emotional break a few minutes after.


ledocteur7

when things like that happens, it makes me wonder why can't we have that kind of ability in normal circonstances, clearly the brain knows how to do it.


Higgs-Boson-Balloon

We can do incredible things in moments of extreme duress, fear, and adrenaline - I imagine our lives would be much much shorter if we operated at that capacity all the time thanks to physical and emotional stress.


ledocteur7

so, basically, it's like disabling a pc overheating fail safe and then overclocking it ?


TheLaGrangianMethod

If you're using Intel you don't even need to disable the temperature limits, it'll still heat your house.


ledocteur7

same for amd graphic cards, my RX 5700 XT easily goes to 105°C, it's still safe for the card, but it's not safe for my own sanity during summer time.


Phaarao

The only thing that matters is the power a card uses, not its core temps. Those temps could be high because of bad cooling. How much a card needs in power is the only thing that matters. Thats why the "strength" of heaters is always described in watts. A 5700XT is not on the power hungry side tbh. My 6900XT 100% dissipates a lot more heat into my room even though it only hovers around 65°C.


FlawlessRuby

Dark soul music


TimeToRedditToday

I bet it felt like a 20 minute situation for him. He ran though multiple options of escape and ultimately decided quick roll worked best.


Additional_Ad_3044

Dam that's a lot of coke, the boss is gona be pissed


Mcpurp

Hardcore parkour!


Big_Knife_SK

He Indiana Jones'd his ass to safety.


xander5512

"I'm glad I didn't roll the other way"


Rider2403

that's the self preservation instinct kicking in, i'm pretty sure for him it was just a blink


Aliencj

ROLL FOR YOUR LIVES!!!


rogerthatonce

Stop, Drop, and Roll...


the70sdiscoking

DO A BARREL ROLL!!


Few_Willingness1041

Shut up slippy! You were only assigned to this squad to die as a scapegoat for the rest of us.


conzilla

Title should say extremely overloaded truck.


Ornery-Cheetah

Well this is taken somewhere in Asia probably so they will never not be over loaded


Stock_Audience

Pretty sure its india we have a love for these overly colorised trucks.


possumgumbo

With "use dipper at night" on their bumper. Took me forever to figure out what that meant.


BlankSpaceBlink

Everyone drives with high beam on highways because the roads are not lit properly. So “dipping” your headlight is basically using your low beam. The headlight is “dipped” for a few seconds, just about enough for the driver coming from the opposite side to figure out the width of the road. I guess highways are becoming better (properly designed roads with properly designed lighting). Most highways are better lit now than they were around 20 years ago. But “use dipper at night” still exists. Same as “Sound OK Horn” (took me ages to figure that one out). Edit: Oh and, as the other comments point out, “use dipper at night” is surely supposed to mean “flash your headlights instead of honking at night”.


possumgumbo

The road between Jodhpur and Jaipur was being massively overhauled while I was on it. India is developing quickly in some areas.


MeCJay12

And it means... ?


possumgumbo

It means to flash your lights to pass when it's dark out. There's kind of no street lights on a lot of intercity roads. Some of the sources that I saw mentioned that it might also be some sort of viral marketing campaign to have truckers use condoms, but I'm not super sure about that one. I went to India for the first time back in 2020, and I took a bunch of pictures of trucks because they were so damn festive.


godspareme

I think you gave me more questions than answers.


possumgumbo

As a westerner who could only read Hindi slowly, and couldn't speak the language, it was a WILD RIDE. I was in the car for many hours (Jodhpur to Jaipur), and there were: \-rainbow trucks \-handpainted license plates on said trucks \-reflector requirements for passenger vehicles, so our rideshare had to stop at a truckstop and apply a bunch \-basically never streetlamp poles \-lanes were a suggestion (somehow it worked, you get used to it, it's basically going to be the model for self-driving car swarm mechanics, mark my words) \-Very different ideas about what the horn was for than the West. You have \>-honk to pass \>-honk to alert people of livestock \>-honk to honk \>-honkhonkhonk It was so exciting.


Stock_Audience

Welcome to india i must say


possumgumbo

I had so much fun. I was there for one of my friend's weddings in Jan2020. I did more in that single week than I did in all of the rest of that year.


notathr0waway1

the language of honking in various countries fascinates me. When I was in CR I asked my Uber driver what the honking meant. he told me there are three honks: 1. Warning/danger: hey buddy I'm here, don't merge! 2. One of thank you/acknowledgement: hey buddy thanks for letting me in 3. One for when you recognize someone you know on the street: you give a little beep and hope the person waves back


xnash_

That's the most accurate description I've read about the functions of *The Honk*. Well done!


Throwaway_24throw

It means at night, flash your lights instead of honking.


bigboobstealer

What if the flash works only the horn is pressed


possumgumbo

I didn't realize that it meant "instead of!" That's actually really nice compared to the constant honk.


fivefivefives

"Do you think this design is too noisy?" -said no one in India ever


just-a-throwaway8

That guy needs to play the lottery


cBLIGHTc

Dood won it by not dieing.


Gligadi

Or did he? He's gonna pay for all the rocks.


that_guy

He just won some very important education.


ur8moms

He already used up all his luck. It’s all downhill now


covfefe_hamberder_jr

*Smell that air! Couldn't you drink it like booze?*


WhatTheHellLol1313

That is one lucky dude.


Securus777

Did not go to the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things.


Scruffy42

So... How exactly would you fix the tire in that situation? Would you have to completely offload it first?


whiskeybottle306

I would rough guess this is at least a 70,000 pound load over the rear axle, so you would need a 20 ton jack (to be safe) or more to lift half of the weight of the axle. You only lift half the weight if you jack one side at a time. Balance is key here to keep the jack from slipping, and definitely block the wheels from rolling.


Scruffy42

Great reply. Thank you for the insight.


Kinsdale85

Damn, I was looking for an answer to this. Alas, I will not gain the knowledge of how to change a tire on a loaded truck.


alreadytaken54

Could be due to the jack buckling or failing under extreme load, or slipping due to shear or displacement (unpaved and uneven ground). Should use multiple jacks, if possible be on hard pavement (Highways are possibly rigid pavements and almost even in gradient) and also release some air from the other wheel to have more area of contact.


saints_blizzard

They all made their dex save though, impressive


my6300dollarsuit

the die were on their side


ParameciaAntic

The guy in white initially failed, but got a re-roll.


saints_blizzard

Or the lucky feat


drsausages88

Oaft. That guy was lucky to make it out of the way.


SeriousGaslighting

r/watchpeoplesurvive


electr1cbubba

That guy came seconds from being a pancake


[deleted]

Thats a load off his mind.


kitjen

"So tell us, why did you leave your last job?" "Well I just found the workload to be a bit unbalanced."


krob0422

Thought I was on r/makemycoffin for a second


[deleted]

Thanks I needed some eye bleach


AngusKirk

The fucker rolled in the right direction too, to the left instead of backwards. Sheer luck, I doubt it was deliberated. Born anew, this one


WonderIntelligent411

They all went to the Prometheus school of running away from things.


nevinatx

Well not the roller


WonderIntelligent411

Prometheus school of rolling away from things. He's in the graduate course.


shitpostbot42069

Indeed, we tend to forget that movie illustrates both the successful and unsuccessful techniques


the_dark_knight_ftw

When you’re next to a long ass truck it makes a lot more sense to run directly away from in than to run parallel with it.


WonderIntelligent411

Granted when fight or flight kicks in, no one really thinks logically. I was more quoting CinemaSins than anything else.


the_dark_knight_ftw

Running directly away from the truck IS thinking logically. The truck is longer than it is tall so it’s quicker to run directly away from its path rather than run to the side.


WonderIntelligent411

Agreed to a fault. The stuff inside the truck spills out further than the truck is long. So in this instance running to the side, or rolling in the one guys case, was safer.


lrerayray

Actually he went to the competitor because he rolled successfully lol


adrift98

That's why I always thought that scene was realistic. Most people don't stop to think, they just react.


Reasonable-Freedom-1

He escaped by the foreskin of his d\*ck


Johnson1822

Prolly wouldn’t have helped in this situation but that’s why I always but the wheel under the car once it comes off. Just in case the jack stand fails there’s a big steel wheel to catch it


scuzzy987

Good plan. Never trust your life to a single point of failure


Johnson1822

The dude even tripped over the wheel witch my solution will fix both haha


downwitbrown

[glad they are safe. is it a sugar truck. ](https://youtu.be/R2iPMzofRkU)


Commissar_Genki

Komm Süsser Tod


_b33p_

Lol watched it first w/o my glasses and thought 100 dead sheep fell out the truck.


Graspswasps

"He's done for. Let's get outta here."


LivingWhileBlack

Stop, drop, and roll minus the stop


Lowfat_Lard

Footage of me playing Uncharted 4


Horse_Fucker666

Dark souls roll safed his life there


KaalaTeetar

Honestly I'm just impressed with the guy's reflex


UniHack

He will tell this story to his grandchildren how he rolled and cheated death


okokokin1992

If he didn’t pull some Indiana Jones shit, he’d be a pancake right now.


Rmantootoo

If “Hopping and Rolling” were an Olympic sport, my guy in the white jacket would at least take bronze.


Evantaur

The best part?... The truck was loaded with asbestos!


Educational_Ad1857

Nobody is scared of asbestos in India. We get Asbestos roofing sheets. They are pretty common on cheap structures. People cut them with a saw. Even after I educated my father on the dangers of asbestos he went ahead and installed it on a small store room for junk on the terrace of his house.


Kkykkx

Don’t tell me let me guess, India?


Arm-Creative

I had to clean that, Id just walk away and start a new life


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

Fixed by Repair-man-man-man-man


agrecalypse

So this is what Fred Durst used to do for a living before becoming a limp bizkit. Need someone to add Rollin' to this video.


cynicalDiagram

That dude Dark Souls


Jumper1155

Indiana Jones looking young


Ekanth_Yellanki

u/savevideo u/savevideobot u/getvideobot


KeyAdministration900

Hey, that was best case tho... that would have killed him for sure.


SayUno82

Dude did a dark souls roll!


MrPurbrick

At least he had three friends there to save him.


Therealluke

China 🇨🇳 , India 🇮🇳 or Pakistan 🇵🇰 ?


otakuNikhil

Probably india or pakistan.


MrZer00O

You didnt use flags-emojis. You lose.


lanababyyyyy

Shit that was so close. I hope they're fine


saltynerd14

that was a save and a half


minnecrapolite

That was a lot of cocaine


atarifan2600

From "I just miraculously saved my life by rolling" to "surrender cobra because I just lost my livelihood" in less than a second.


RexGaming_501st

That man has never rolled so fast in his life


Iliyarasl

So close to ending up on MMC.


Sonnyeclipse71

My dude running a fast roll build


TheRevolutionaryArmy

You know how in your dreams when something scary happens you can't move fast enough and time slows down, it happened to this guy


jmccleveland1986

Use the boost to get through. Do a barrel roll!


ruckdiz

Guardian angel putting in work rolling his ass out the way!


Bobbybill123

That went so much better than I thought it was going to, I've seen those videos of tires exploding into peoples (former) faces...


Pizzaboy90

Look at all that cocaine. That guy that got buried is going to emerge as a super human


toomanymarbles83

/r/surrendercobra


Pxx03

That dude in the grey/white shirt had the best dodge of his life


Puzzleheaded-Staff-3

oh india..


KocaKolaKlassic

At least the truck is mostly unloaded now. Time to unload the underpants


killcon13

I see he is using the non Prometheus method of avoiding falling things. Take notes Hollywood.


et842rhhs

I had to doublecheck which sub this was before I could continue watching it. Even then, it was terrifying.


winyt

They see me rollllliiinnnnn...........


biswajoy

It almost made it to r/NSFL__


Mortico

r/nonononoyes


G0THAM_J0KER

That was FUCKING close


Zemu_Robinzon

Holy moly


TimeToRedditToday

Thats close enough that I bet they're laughing with fear.


roppunzel

Well...that's that


LevelSpecial1590

Falafel rolled!


Jin_BD_God

So lucky.


Zblb

Tires get changed on loaded trucks all the time. They did something wrong.


ClownfishSoup

Roll MOTHERFUCKER ROLL!! Whew!


MrZer00O

Did they jack a fully loaded truck?


TheDarthWarlock

Dudes rolling skills are top tier


Thatonepokemonleft

This is one of the moments when you say welp I'm getting fired for this


a-man-needs-a-name_

The roll evade is always op.


1969blablabla

Did someone say training


Maleficent_Culture47

They see me rollin


sunnoob

That went sideways, literally


[deleted]

wow that last guy rolled away like misson impossible


jechoon

Free grains free gains


j8by7

DAT BARREL ROLL!!!! Saved his freaking life!


aguygoesintoabar

Meanwhile, down the road at the Stay-Puff marshmallow factory the machines fell silent. The shipment was late.


HIVnotAdeathSentence

So this is why you have AAA roadside assistance.


TrashCan3037

That's why you level up endurance


gavelwacker

Harbor Freight Jack.


mehlaterlater

I bet that guy plays a lot of dark souls with those rolls


KJL62

Is that cocaine, where is that? sniff sniff


Splinty2k

That was some IndianaJones shit right there holy crap.


Seraphym14

Good thing a dust explosion didn’t occur


jetes69

Nice moves