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kilo4_sierra

Typical looney toons logic...


MysticCynicMusic

r/looneytuneslogic


Ralfonsoslothnelson

My new favourite sub


MysticCynicMusic

Yup! Found it yesterday!


cero1399

Found it now. Thanks to you handsome mf


Ejaculation_Salt89

Sub name is Looney tunes while that guy is saying Looney toons. It kinda surprises me that it was 'tunes' and not 'toons'.


spiffytech

Looney Tunes was conceived as a way to showcase music owned by Warner. See also: Merrie Melodies.


wildechap

Nahh that's just good ol Mandela Effect. /s


LittleShit3000

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Arn_Gamer

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


Lady_Of_The_Water

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Ghost3657_alt_

r/JustPissedMyself


AegleBird

r/BlueyRule34


[deleted]

r/whatthefuckreddit


gamerzombie1928

r/subsidontwanttoclick


tikitessie

Actually Goofy logic. Goofy swallowed a rubber ducky squeaker in A Goofy Movie.


Thendofreason

In adventure time Fin swallowed a robot and that's why he can sing in auto tune.


Canadian-Eh

How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?


additionalLemon

Uh... Three and a half?


STEELCITY1989

Hi Dad soup


Odd-Log1831

Could you backup a bit Mr. Foot? You're out of focus.


PM_ME_OCCULT_STUFF

That's what it was! I knew I had seen it in some animated movie but for the life of me I couldn't figure it where


Supreme_Redditor_37

It sounded like squeaky's speaker from toy story 2


Tiny-Mix5215

A schoolmate did that with an inflating needle and needed surgery to remove it from his lung


RolandTheJabberwocky

Inflating needles are those things you use to pump up footballs and basketballs since they have those tiny rubber seals. Figured I'd save a couple of you from needing to google it too.


gsf32

Thx a bunch!


358476278464

yeah but now I can't figure out how one of them would ever wind up in anyone's mouth


NErDysprosium

You're supposed to wet the tip before inserting it to avoid damaging the rubber seal. This is generally accomplished by licking the tip I can't fathom how that would get it deep enough in his mouth for long enough to inhale it, though. Maybe he was trying to blow it like a whistle to see what sound it made, because kids are idiots.


USCplaya

>You're supposed to wet the tip before inserting it #***THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!***


NErDysprosium

I'm surprised it took that long, and also "you generally do that by licking the tip" is another one that would have worked. Actually, that whole paragraph would have worked if you take "rubber seal" as "condom," I think.


275MPHFordGT40

Reminds me of that post where someone shouted *THATS WHAT SHE SAID* in an airport


eim_gai

"kill me" ​ ​ ​ \-spy tf2


One_Blue_Glove

Bold of you to assume he was a kid


358476278464

LPT: Wet the tip, but don't blow it like a whistle.


talkin_shlt

You couldn't pay me to put one of those in my mouth wtf is wrong with people lol


Dangerous-Top-1814

They taste so smooth tho and soft mmm, my breathing jingles like keys


Ted-Clubberlang

You needlen't have done that, but you did. Thank you. For some reason I was imagining a needle that inflates itself 👀


Messiadbunny

Why? Were they trying to inflate a ball with their mouth?


[deleted]

Sure they did not have the inflator there or where just stupid enought to think they could do it without one.


Tiny-Mix5215

12 year olds Dude


PizzaPelican

I inhaled a pen cap and had to get it surgically removed as well. I still have the pen cap they removed.


Tiny-Mix5215

Ha! A high school class mate inhaled one but lucky for him he coughed it up on the way to the nurse


Stay-at-Home_Dad

How did it fit in his lung?


wunderbraten

Imagine him calling 911


Practical-Toe-7662

"911 what's your emergency?" *Squeak, squeak, equal*


TiredBurrito96

Gotta get Kronk in here, he'll understand it! (If anyone gets that reference thank you)


enak_raskell

Squeak Squeakity Squeaken Squeaker


ReubenZWeiner

The beginning of a new genre of popular music, Hip-Honk


Binzuru

And Kronkstep


WeAlone_Faust

You'll hear him because he does his own theme music.


hothotchickenjuice

You owe me a new acorn.


FetusViolator

Weird.. I watched that movie last night. The scene where he becomes a chef is my favorite lol. "Change the bull into a gill" Kronk is easily the most OP character in that film


madlermeow

That’s why they made a sequel called Kronk’s New Groove. Wasn’t as good


emar2021

Absolute banger response chain. 10/10


shaving99

Ducky is that you? Hang up the phone Mr. Quacks


xsorr

Helpline: dude.. theres a sheep on the phone..


knightrider999

At least he has the video to show them, instead of just saying "eeeee eeeee"


VladPatton

Donald Duck with his nuts caught in a mousetrap.


NullProvoked

This is fucking hilarious.


roidie

I don't think it's a good idea for EDP445 to do that


FabulousTrade

Had that not been an object with an air passage, this could've gone very wrong.


ghe5

Since it is that said object, it's hilarious.


Anomalous-Entity

It makes the Heimlich so much more difficult when you're cracking up.


JCOMIXWTLS

“Hey dude what’s up” “eee eee eee ee eee EEEEEEE”


SobakaZony

"Listen, Bud, I cannot help you if you're just going to be squeaking at me all the time. Just tell me what's wrong, like an adult."


Papazolaxoxo

"EeEeEeE"


44cksSake

“Man, stop playing.”


Mauwnelelle

*angry eeeeeee-ing*


[deleted]

Now you are insulting me?!


FrackleRock

*sad, drawn out* Eeeeeeee. Ee. Eee. Eee.


red_dawn12

"THAT'S IT!" *starts beating guy up*


Beneficial-Ad4582

eee eeee eeee eeeeeee eeee eee EEEEE EEEEE EEEE!!!!! EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Tuomas90

[Bring it on!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoLdlmr-v2w)


PenguinWithAglock

Reminds me of that Monsters Inc scene where Mike’s doesn’t realize Randal’s choking Sully


NevermindMeFuckStick

When I read this I immediately get a mental image of some poor admitting staff person trying to get this guy checked into the hospital.


chriscrossnathaniel

Performing the abdominal thrusts during the Heimlich maneuver eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh


sharltocopes

Stayin' alive, stayin' alive


Took-the-Blue-Pill

Since there is no air resistance, Heimlich wouldn't be very effective I wouldn't think.


Carpenter11292

No but it will be hilarious


Schmelter

Fun to listen to, though.


orbitalenigma

You actually shouldn't attempt abdominal thrusts if they can breathe/or are coughing. You should also generally first attempt back hits as well before ab thrusts.


ColaEuphoria

The reason this is obviously fake is because the tone of the instrument would be modulated by the shape of his mouth because it's further back in his throat just like where your vocal chords are. It would have sounded like the instrument *is* his new voice, and be able to make the sounds of basic vowels, but instead it still sounds like it does normally when it's not lodged in someone's throat. Oh, and for what it's worth, I'm not trying to be negative about it. It's obvious it was done as a joke.


MisterMonkeyMonk

The only sound that makes me suspect it might be real is the cough honk in the middle


ColaEuphoria

All bets are off at 0:14 when his mouth it literally *closed* and it's still making the same sound.


Ultimate_Cheapskate

He has a nose like the rest of us, too.


ColaEuphoria

Still sounds different though.


Thisissuchadragtodo

This is clearly fake yeah, the fact that he wasn’t panicking was a dead give away along with the instrument sounding just as loud as it had before. Funny though.


xntrk1

It can still turn sideways in there


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ThirdEncounter

Today I learned.


happypirate_

if it were to went down the oesophagus it will come out in his shit but judging by the fact that the sound is still coming it may not be the case


Tinkoo17

Waiting to hear a video of him Toot!...


Chilluminaughty

This sentence is beautiful.


WastedV2

if it didn't have an air passage wouldn't he just spit it out easier?


-SionPrawn-

Is this what happened to huell after breaking bad?


theouter_banks

Yes all that money and all that free time.


Hydra1704

When i first saw that i thought to be on the BB subreddit😂 This must be a leaked footage of the BCS finale.


CrispInMyChicken

No he became a successful Philadelphia comedian.


Hal_Soomro

Kid named *SQUEAK*:


glowrando

He lost 130lbs before he could be seen by docs to remove it. Some of his Better Call Saul scenes were filmed silent and later dubbed.


Buce123

Lavelle Crawford has been a stand-up comedian since I was a kid. Absolutely hilarious, but he never really caught on with the mainstream. I was happy to see him on that show


polygon_wolf

Kid named small instrument


Under_Enrage

Sounded like a baby goat crying


Littlekittyyyy

Why didn't he sit up smh 🤦🏾‍♀️


SwiftTayTay

He had to just accept it and swallow it like a tough guy because he was on camera


Awkward-Garlic-192

The squek squek sound is so hilarious!


FusionX

Because it's a joke


ExpertComplaint3414

You can tell cuz he's holding a camera


_Cetarial_

Why would you swallow this thing as a joke? Unless he’s a moron…


owenisdead

yeah wtf this looks very unpleasant and it sounds real too


Thedepressionoftrees

Spitters are quitters


Rawtashk

Because the entire thing and sound effects are fake.


420fmx

Likes and karma


[deleted]

bro could voice donald ducks long lost brother now


cuelkid

Blonad Duck..


lookatthatsmug--

Gonad Duck


alex41155

Woody my squeaker


Kakakrakalakin

>I think I feel a song coming on.


brittleknight

Seems fake


happypirate_

it is in fact fake


Mediocremon

I'd hope it's fake. Easier to laugh.


Reasonable-Sherbet58

Just laugh, it's fake anyway


Mediocremon

I can't. Every time I do it makes this horrible squeaking sound.


happypirate_

no it went down his oesophagus the sounds were added on ig


Waleni

Not so sure about that buddy


damo0308

Fact means there's proof... We'll wait


happypirate_

[https://blogs.mtdv.me/blog/posts/hQsmf5ipG5](https://blogs.mtdv.me/blog/posts/hQsmf5ipG5) i wrote a article solely about you and your reddit account i also provided proof


damo0308

I'm touched


happypirate_

my pleasure


Carry_On_Jeeves

Two fates of the object are possible. If he had swallowed it down his esophagus, he wouldn't have any breathing difficulty. Also, there's too little gas in the stomach to make the whistle go off so loudly. The other, more dangerous fate is if he aspirates it down the trachea and into the bronchi or further down into the lungs. Inspite of it being a hollow object, it would have lead to severe respiratory distress and would have been life threatening. The person seems less distressed because he's unable to breathe, but more worried about his changed voice now. Utterly fake.


nightpanda893

I can’t imagine an object going down my throat like that and not immediately sitting up and lunging forward as a sort of automatic response. The fact that this guy stays on his back also makes me think it’s fake.


LeFrogBoy

It's very obviously fake.


SpaceShark01

Yeah. First of all, there is some delay between his facial expressions and the squeak. Second, there are like four more videos like this out there.


Any_Perception9714

omg this had happened with me when I was 7 y/o old. fortunately I swallowed that shit and it didn't get serious at any stage later.


whitt_wan

I'm imagining you with the most hilarious farts


Any_Perception9714

lol my family members cracked the same joke. but the instrument passed outta my asshole quite smooth along with the poop that it wasn't even noticeable


Dr_Thought

It’s like that one SpongeBob episode where Squidward swallowed his reed.


doc_lec

13 or 30?


Confident_Cabinet221

Man’s voice just got younger by 20 years


KeyPsychological5782

curious case of Benjamin Button. The voice edition.


HobartTwinkles

Goofy did it better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnTtZpwU3-I


VenomInfusion

I shouldn’t be laughing but…goddamn. 🤣😂


GroundbreakingSea408

I feel bad for saying this.. but that quack for help at the end had me rolling!


brock010

And now he is a duck.


cassatta

Boy to goat with one swallow


Brometeus

Found the original video which is still funny: [https://youtube.com/shorts/VNtho9F0Omo?feature=share](https://youtube.com/shorts/VNtho9F0Omo?feature=share)


PheonixGalaxy

I’m not going to heaven after the things I laugh at


MrLambNugget

This looks fake as fuck


MRFAMER

this looks fuck as fake


joaoperfig

Why do half the videos on reddit have fake dubbed audio nowadays? That's the fakest swallowing stock footage sound I've seen. If it sounds like that then he straight up swallowed it and it would not be stuck in his airways. Don't get me wrong I believe the original is real and funny, but the fake audio just ruins that


tamaleringwald

It also doesn't even match up with his mouth movement


SchlongMcDonderson

Tiktok


Spiritual_Ad_7162

I hate that I laughed so hard at this


Iceolator88

I feel bad for him, but… I laugh so hard 😂😂😂


Fluffysnoflake

Don’t watch while high lol 😂 😂😂😂😂😂


codm_playernumwhat

Doctor: Good day, sir, what's your problem? *Intense duck noises*


gandhi_rahmeh

Legend says he never was able to remove it and became intrument man.


Flurzzlenaut

I know damn well that when he went to the hospital the person at the counter was laughing their ass off.


j2m1s

Staff: Why are you here quack quack quack Staff: ? quack quack quack quack


DJDarkViper

This man watched Goofy Movie like it was a documentary


LoginPuppy

I wanna hear this man try to talk


Crazy-Delivery-8902

My dog would love this guy


PheonixGalaxy

“I’m screaming for help and all they do is laugh!”


Trippy_Issy

Anyone else think of wheezy from toystory 😂


MisterMonkeyMonk

u/savevideo


awashbu12

I’m ded. Hahaahahahah


MaverickWolfe

He might be too


HAHAHA0kay

Shit was hilarious.


Sad-Artichoke-2174

Seems a little fake to me


Kurgan_IT

He has a brilliant future as a cosplayer of the famous rubber chicken.


DiscipleOfYeshua

Flashback to middle school, my friend is sitting on a school desk, trying to open a highlighter with her teeth. The fat squarish kind (clarification: the highlighter. Friend was not fat squarish). And after she struggles a while, friend #2 comes to hold the marker coz funny. Friend #1 pulls back with teeth. Succeeds, marker in hands of friend #2, friend #1 falls smack back with her head hitting the table, and *poof!* no more highlighter cover.


yepithappans

Dudes gonna be an expert bird caller overnight. 😂


janerni1

Guy turned into Donald Duck


Texasisashithole

Someone watched Snatch too much… trying to emulate the dog.


Dad-man

Looks like he's going to have to take up Punch and Judy shows.


HabibOne420

He turned into the Penguin from Toy Story 1 🤣. Edit: his names Wheezy rofl.


PDThriver

Pretty good


Ya-Dikobraz

People believing this is a completely real video lol


Interesting_Treat658

Every cartoon ever warned us


WeAlone_Faust

Sometimes it is the small things in life...


something1234some

The first time I saw one of these i thought it was from the movie The Rock


DEC_RECK

He's like the dag from snatch


Wilbo67

I feel guilty for laughing, but I can't stop 😂


malarken111

This is too funny


AhegaoTankGuy

What is a reeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee


Dovah-Keene

Sounded like a baby goat 🤔


a_fricking_cunt

Return to baby


diamondflippnhands

That’s now his voice forever


SkyTitan91

"I schwallowed my schweeker!"


Jworm33

Just found my new favorite video. Reddit has been good to me today haha


Chelyabinx

I wish my partner had that much sucking power. 😂


rdldr1

“This is my life now”


Foundation_james

I love that song so much. Love it


Competitive_Rock_414

Just imagine the kind of Music he will play when going to the bathroom or if he eats spicy food 🎶


-Epik_gamer-

Bro learned a new language


abiromu

I’m sorry but I found this hilarious. I know I’m a terrible person.