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Getting cocky in a fight

Getting cocky in a fight

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VorpalHalcyon

Oh we’re doin spinny shit now?!


Beginning_Village262

It’s called Capoeira. Brazilian for half spinny shit half fighting Invented by slaves that were forbidden to practice martial arts. So they made it look like dancing


Aghko_Games

Well, that particular move was not capoeira, it was just "pretend you know what you are doing".


El_Zarco

It was "I played Tekken a few times" Capoeira


crewchief535

SMASH ALL BUTTONS!!!


Sepraliberta

I had a friend that played Eddie like that 😋


Drackzgull

What do you mean? That's how you play Eddie.


SmartGuyChris

That was me. I was your friend.


brando56894

I just posted Tekken 7 work one of my friends for the first time in a few years... And still whooped his ass with Eddy. It's funny how I "know" how to do a lot of the moves, but if someone asked me to show them how it's literally "smash the kick buttons."


Foreign_Shake2205

He clearly knows how to move though, dodges and deflects most hits on him. Try to look through the silliness.


Negative_Success

Fr and the leg sweep to keep distance while he stands up. Not too bad, and obvs ended up winning.


GlockAF

Blue shirt is a fucking dirt bag. Red hat passed up an EASY head kick while he was down early in the fight. Got paid back for his kindness with a totally unnecessary head kick at the end. Dick move


Negative_Success

Oh dick move for sure. Lost his temper. Red hat showed some amount of restraint, but it was just because he was showboating thinking he could keep kicking this guys ass without much resistance. Red hat goes for disrespect instead of ending it when he can. Both are pretty shitty. Two wrongs dont make a right but if you dont want possible brain damage, dont provoke someone and then present your body for them to swing at.


junkie_Mungkey

The man taunted him though


checker280

He might know some capoeira. Look at his feet early on - right back/left front, left back/right front shuffle. Also the shuffle left to compromise his right arm. It doesn’t look smooth but it doesn’t look accidental either.


Haman134

i used to practice Capoeira. i have never heard a better description.


Pr0glodyte

I played Eddie Gordo once, so t know what he's talking about.


CelticHades

What!? Admit it, you were just smashing random button.


Axelluu

I learned about capoeira from rumble fighter


Nwcray

I learned about it from Bob’s Burgers


dalty69

It's not capoeira, here in Brazil we call It malacofight, it's a funny way to say they have no fucking Idea of what they are doing.


Foxdenfreude

Capoeira is the most seductive form of self defense. It combines peacefulness, fighting, and cardio in perfect harmony. It's breathtaking but it's also breath giving.


helthrax

PONYTAIL!


darbs77

BRAZIL!


droptheectopicbeat

BRAZIL


AgentCole

It's seductive if you like being knocked out while doing an unnecessary pirouette. Sure it is good for fitness and core strength, but for self defence almost anything else is better.


Foxdenfreude

Ma'am, this is a Bob's Burgers...


DickRhino

It's also not particularly good for, you know, self defense. As far as martial arts go, it's not considered to be all that functional in practice.


GreyCrowDownTheLane

https://youtu.be/KYWfcWswWp0


MiamiFootball

> It’s called Capoeira. touch-butt in the park?


gynoceros

When he does it, it's called Flopoeira.


karadan100

It also doesn't seem to be very effective.


TheGentlemanBeast

It’s a famous Diaz quote from UFC.


AKA09

If they're saying Diaz bros. memes in the comments, they probably know that already.


boybogart

I'm sad that no one got your nick diaz reference.


dmoneymma

Spinning


ArtSchoolRejectedMe

Lol the ambulance is just waiting right there.


CyNovaSc

EMT here, at least over here in Germany, if there's no police nearby we're recommended to keep our distance during fights. The problem usually knocks itself out like seen here, so we just gotta pick up the aftermath.


Icy_Flatworm_9933

EMT here in London. Spot on. If two idiots want to have a fight, they can crack on. I’ll notify the police, but there’s zero chance I’m going to try and stop them and risk getting accidentally punched, or worse, one of them starts swinging around with a knife, etc, that I didn’t realise they had.


Powerrrrrrrrr

How did you become an EMT?


Icy_Flatworm_9933

Not sure why you’ve been downvoted. I’m actually classed as an EAC (Emergency Ambulance Crew) with London Ambulance Service - this is a qualification that was brought in a few years ago and is effectively the same skill rank as EMT. It’s considered a step lower than Paramedic, but allows a pathway to complete the Paramedic degree like a step up bridging course.


Powerrrrrrrrr

Nice! And I don’t know where the downvotes came from 🤷‍♂️


Anchuinse

It might have been because your first comment, if taken cynically could be something like "That is terrible advice. How the hell did *you* even become an EMT." I didn't read it like that, but I've seen similar comments in other places.


ProtoKaos

I'll admit my very first knee-jerk reaction was that the guy was being a sarcastic prick but I'm glad I took a second to read the exchange. It's easy to assume the worst on this platform.


Icy_Flatworm_9933

There’s a common theme in which people think that Paramedics/EMT, etc, are exactly the same thing and qualification, so perhaps people thought you were being sarcastic or something. The big difference between a Paramedic and EMT/EAC - in the UK at least - is that Paramedics are allowed to use more controlled drugs. Other than that, we have something like 90% of the same use of medications, equipment, interventions, etc.


quintuplebaconator

It's about the same in the US you can become an EMT in a few weeks, Paramedic takes about a year. The biggest different is you go from criminally underpaid to just largely underpaid.


The_Love_Pudding

And over here you have to study around 3,5 years in order to become a care level paramedic.


robrobusa

I’d reckon more time to prepare leads to better care for patients, no?


frostybollocks

I was a medic here in the states for a long time. Switched to heavy duty diesel mechanics and doubled my pay… if that even makes sense


quintuplebaconator

Unfortunately it's easy to pay someone less when you can tell them you're doing something good. "your rewards is the lives you've saved. We don't do this for the money". As an EMT I knew was told when they asked for a raise so they could eat. Pretty much any job that can be leveraged as a civic duty or for the greater good has comparably bad wages.


ThatDudeWithoutKarma

Probably by going to school and then applying for the job.


TellMe88

You take a class and pass a test, then dont fuck it up. Like everything else in life. If you live near a big city, occasionally you will see some techs covered in blood, or just lose the enthusiasm after seeing enough people die en route. Tv always makes it seem like its a little more glamorous but do be warned in certain areas its expected you will transport and deliver more dead people than survivors. Another tidbit from my 8 years working at a hospital is did you know they have to cut off the head of a cadaver before you can donate it? You would be surprised that you could talk about Game of Thrones with someone who has probably cut off hundreds of heads.


Imma-Tall-Fucker

Lemme fix that downvote


Skatesharpener911

Firefighter here, same rule applies for us. Wait until dust settles and then pick up the mess.


no-mad

I was an EMT along time ago. Times like these we called ourselves "pooper scoopers".


tonysopranosalive

That makes a lot of sense though. You’re EMT’s, not police or peacemakers. I’d never expect an EMT to break up a fight and endanger themselves. You’re heroes but shouldn’t have to involve yourselves in that shit.


[deleted]

Former Lieutenant Paramedic here. Waiting for the fight to be over is standard procedure in the United States. It's the job of police to stop fights, and our job to treat the patients.


flam_drags

And it's my job to get drunk and start fights.


SurpriseBurrito

Keeping the cycle moving, thank you for your service


[deleted]

🚑 Job security. Thanks.


cinderellamidnight

I had to take a second look to confirm this and its' true. Lol!


JeSuisUnChinchilla

...BUT NOT FOR ME!!


alfonseski

judging by that kick to the head it is going to be needed.


DaWorzt

But what happened?.. sir you was punched in the face and then took a kick to the Head.. so that spinning kick I did didn't work!! ![gif](giphy|H7rwGwqKmnFTbvrv39)


Rustymuff

I was like “what did the blue guy do that was cocky” then I saw other dude do some shit lol.


Plastic_Pinocchio

Blue guy had no plan at all, but he did land one very good punch at the right time.


EGWhitlam

Ain’t no points system on the street


iHiTuDiE

That soccer kick was a homerun after the touchdown


uptwolait

You never have to be good if you just keep on being lucky.


unit-8002

doesn't matter. It's winner take all.


Dreadgoat

Imagine calling out blueshirt for struggling on the backfoot while redcap is over here with every opportunity to take his opponent down and literally just stands there like he doesn't know what to do. This is an example of one guy *fighting* and another guy fucking around. He found out.


Plastic_Pinocchio

Lmao, you’re right. Red cap has better footing but what the fuck is he even doing?


thissonofbeech

Blue guy unlocked his Sharingan, let the dude walk in and he just extended his arm.


jay_sugman

I think most of the power came from the red guy running directly into his fist.


Plastic_Pinocchio

Lmao


DrefinitelyNot

Kick to face landed pretty good too.


Dixiecupboi

Holy fuck that soccer kick was brutal


_JDavid08_

Knocks him out *Finish Him!!! Kick in the head *Fatality!!!


AaronBaddows

Footality


broncosfighton

That's how people die in these situations.


MushroomSeasonIsOpen

I was hoping somebody would point that out. But I think most of the people in here are cheering.


Erineruit112

Literally attempted murder


TigreBSO

They are in Brasil, so it's football kick


GreyCrowDownTheLane

It's a coup de grace is what it is. He could have killed the guy with that.


marcoconutt

reminds me of the tribunal scene in attack on titan where levi decks eren


Ionlypost1ce

Reminds me of the viper: Randy Orton


CaptainBananaAwesome

[This one?](https://youtu.be/VXCaPR0exE8?t=313)


RomanOctavius

Call Amber Lamps


daiouche

That is still one of the most classic videos. The old man has Tyson like speed in his combos.


broogbie

Nice of him to point out where to hit for a knockout


Ok_Writing_7033

Right here buddy, you can do it!!


SlightPresentation

Is that live commentary over a loud speaker?


Donakebab

This right here is the real question. It sounds like this is some bush league organised street fighting.


Kieto7

Nope, he was just saying garbage shit, when the people start screaming in the end of fight he ask " what's happening? What's happening?"


ehmelo

And he apologises for something. The audio is really muffled, very hard to understand what he is saying. But he clearly asks about what’s going on and apologises in the end. Makes zero sense to me, unless he is nearby but doing something else, like on a stage and can’t see what’s happening or has nothing to do with this fight.


TheShokBlok

He brought the force of god upon that man's face


dakinerich

Gotta end the fight with the lifelong permanent brain damage technique, so he can never eat, shit, bathe on his own again.


reuben_iv

“Knocking him down won the first fight. I wanted to win all the next ones, too. So they'd leave me alone." - Ender's Game


GrittyGardy

“Jesus Ender, isn’t that the second child you’ve murdered? Wtf??” -Colonel Graff, probably


USPO-222

“Someone promote this kid and give him control of all of our ships.” - UN Space Command


gaslacktus

Maybe the genocide will keep him busy.


mildsaucedouche

I legit wonder if the guy is still alive, that kick looked fatal IMO.


Rikplaysbass

I doubt it killed him.


ImDougFunny

I mean, his head bounced off the concrete when he got knocked down the first time, then AGAIN with that kick. I'd honestly be surprised if he's all good


Kumber_Yum

Probably won’t kill, but it will change him. Probably not for the better.


el_loco_avs

Won't be getting into many fights anymore


WhoIsJohnPepe

Well that’s good right?


TheBigMeowskie

But he will be changed for good. -wicked


Schlongboy69420

https://gazetacarajas.com/noticia/599/canaa-dos-carajas-homem-leva-chute-na-cabeca-e-fica-em-coma coma aint good.


AzzaNezz

Can you translate the text?


Drakross

“Man kicked in the head is put in a coma”


MDA123

>A man, who has not yet had his identity confirmed, is hospitalized in a serious condition at the Daniel Gonçalves Municipal Hospital. As you can see in the video, two men are fighting and the one in black ends up getting the worst of it. >According to reports, the man who lost the fight is in an induced coma. >The fight took place in front of Praça do Papai Noel, in an extreme sports event. >So far, there is no information about the reason for the fight. Google is quite good at that sort of thing.


MadMurilo

Praça do papai Noel means Santa Claus Square. Not really relevant but a funny detail


CoolUsernamesTaken

Not much info except dude’s on an induced coma


Crick_Elf

Well it sure didn't make his brain BETTER


Icy_Cow4578

red hat is in coma . -> https://gazetacarajas.com/noticia/599/canaa-dos-carajas-homem-leva-chute-na-cabeca-e-fica-em-coma


JacOfAllTrades

Google translation: >CarajasArgument!Canaã dos Carajás: man gets kicked in the head and falls into a coma >10/03/2021 at 10:45 >Footage shows two men fighting in front of Santa Claus Square >A man, who has not yet had his identity confirmed, is hospitalized in a serious condition at the Daniel Gonçalves Municipal Hospital. As you can see in the video, two men are fighting and the one in black ends up getting the worst of it. >According to reports, the man who lost the fight is in an induced coma. >The fight took place in front of Praça do Papai Noel, in an extreme sports event. >So far, there is no information about the reason for the fight.


DimensionalDrangon

r/suddenlycaralho 🤔


Wildkarrde_

That sucks. Seems like he might have been a shit head. But he could have learned a lesson from the punch, the kick probably left him with a TBI and he'll never be the same again.


clevererthandao

He may never come out of the coma. That shit was so unnecessarily brutal, I hate that people are like this. The fight was over, there was no need for murder.


HitShouse

Beware the man with Beyblade technique


Thepharcyde007

Since when did hoverboards exist for real?


vorsegg

Not a hoverboard. Just too broke to afford trucks.


civictelevision

Probably just picked up a new board, on his way home to grip it and rip it, then he sees this street fight..


GenghisZahn

Nah, man had the backboard all ready to carry off red hat after that kick to the head.


SideSwipePrime

Big fan of the knockout punch, the kick while down and out not so much.


Zebra1523

Yeah and the red hat didn't hit him while he was down. I'm team red hat even tho he was being cocky.


LUNCHTIME-TACOS

Whole town came out to see this fight


BobDobbsHobNobs

Didn’t help that the guy in black/red headbutted blue’s fist


bananabastard

That was the off button, then he pulled the plug.


SokaKu93

That last kick. Ouch.


unoriginalnamedamm

Red hat is in coma now


IronSte

He got hit exactly where he requested, I hope he said thank you to the nice man!


TheTrueXiruahu

After that kick even his grandchildren will be born deaf.


SchemeHead

This is so fucking stupid. Fighting on asphalt exponentially increases the chances of death.


TotallynotburntTroy

"Fatality"


lastroids

The way everybody just descended on both of them after the winner winded up for a kick was just comical for some reason. And that ambulance in the background. They were ready for shit to go down.


butteready

gotta say, that was an intense kick


Sepraliberta

I mean... He said he could do it....


SnooOnions9085

Dumbass should’ve bobbed and weaved when it mattered, smh


missinglinksman

they miss their punches like GTA npc’s


JohnnyFusbol

The Wanderlai Silva soccer kick to a downed opponent… this isnt PRIDE mate.. thats a DQ!!


TheSimpleMind

What's that fighting style called? Drunken Capoeira?


DiggerNicka

He kicked that dude in the head barefoot.... Dudes out there got feet made of steel. My weak little boot wearing feet would be shattered if I kicked someone's fucking skull!


timex126

Good old days of UFC and K1


Creamcheesemafia

Red had more skills but blue had power and red got too cocky


walwatwil

Barely even looks like the guy threw a hard punch. He just stuck his fist out there and the other guy ran into it full force with his face.


MetalSeaWeed

I have a solution to avoid getting kicked in the head while down You ready? Dont get in random street fights.


arthurrrr1995

BRASIL


rock_n_roll_clown

That was crazy, he was genuinely one of the worst fighters I've ever seen. But somehow a combination of luck and arrogance from the opponent combined perfectly to secure him a victory. Reminds me of the scene from Brave where the dumbass blonde kid lands a perfect bullseye just because he got startled and happened to release the bow at the right time.


stitchdude

All good until the prison application kick


bizbizbizllc

Did he just win a skateboard deck?


anxiouselephant420

THEY LOOK LIKE POWER RANGERS


Available-Iron-7419

Bloods vs Crips


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Few-Platypus-2517

Every single person who had kicked someone in the head seconds after doing so: oh shoot, that's right. I didn't know that at all.


--Ano--

The kick in the end was an asshole move.


SnookDog

looks like he is in coma


cut-the-cords

Anyone who kicks someone in the head like that after a fight is a pathetic excuse for a human being. They should be locked up for attempted murder.


vdubplate

Eh the first guy tried to punch him while he was down. That signaled anything goes.


RepresentativeFox540

This is what they aren’t seeing, guy with red hat still swinging after other guy hits the ground. Absolutely got what was coming.


TobaccoAficionado

Nah fam. The dude was conscious that whole time. This guy walked up to a clearly incapacitated person, and kicked them in the head. There are very few things that deserve that. That isn't a cheap shot, its a kill shot. That can VERY easily just be a murder.


brokeboibogie

The fight wasn’t over as blue shirt was still clearly defending himself. Red hat was out cold and he fucking kills him with the kick after everyone knows the fights over including blue shirt


azulebranco

I think he had it coming. He won't ever get in fights again, problem solved! One less shitty human being to care about.


Verdict_US

Red was doing the same thing. He almost landed a few on Blue when he went down first. Game on Red. No rules street fight from that point. Red got what he deserved.


dewdd

drawing the line there is cringy. what if he punched him badly in the head that caused death or if he hit the ground hard enough headfirst? by your logic that would have been a totally respectable legitimate outcome. fighting in general is just retarded


GusTheKnife

That’s the one problem with MMA. People now think it’s perfectly acceptable in a street fight to kick and punch someone on the ground. When I was a kid the fight ended as soon as someone hit the ground or took a knee.


Strange-Grand8148

This is not a childs fight. This is life or death. Once someone throws at you it is about protecting your life


GregDevStuff

Can i exchange my childhood with yours? On our street, if you hit the ground, means dog pile time or time to save the bully buddy from that POS trying to defend himself.


Doctor-VanNostrand

In UFC it’s not acceptable to kick or knee someone in the head when they are down.


stappernn

That move is a foul in mma. They clearly don't pay much attention.


JiveBowie

That's actually why I don't like MMA. Whenever I see someone on top of someone else punching them it just looks like bullying. I know I'm in the minority but that's just not spectator material for me.


SandokanNL

The referee stops the fight when the guy underneath can't intelligently defend themselves. In many cases the guy on the bottom getting punched is very much able to reverse and end up winning the fight after that. You just don't understand the rules


30fps_is_cinematic

Kicks and knees to the head of a downed opponent are actually illegal in mainstream MMA (The UFC). Seems you’d rather strawman tho so carry on


AKA09

Well, there's your problem. You thought you were in a fight and you were actually in a bareknuckle boxing match. If you had ever gotten in a fight with a wrestler, you would have been really confused.


Scarity

You want to win this fight and any other fights after that, in this fight


Bleizy

Dude already won the fight, but decided it would be fun to spend the next 10 years in a Central American prison.


[deleted]

That's south America, Brazil to be more precise, and fights don't usually make you in jail for long time, shit you can even do murder and only be in jail for like 2 years and done


viscont_404

Oh geez only *2 years* in jail sign me up!


Sansia

2 years... In a Brazillian jail. I'm pretty sure that shit works like dog years.


orneryoblongovoid

what a fucking piece of shit for that kick. jesus.


Longjumping_Fee_3459

Easy to say from behind a keyboard. Someone might attack you for shitty reasons, you're full of adrenaline, you're pissed. Have you ever thrown something on the floor because you were angry over something happening to you? Imagine this feeling but also being punched in the face angry.


magnolia_unfurling

genuine question, why do people kick people in the head when they're on the floor? not worried about literally killing or paralysing the opponent?


Juh825

They do it because they're not just fighting; they're trying to hurt each other as much as possible. It's not like there are rules.


ASSHOLEFUCKER3000

Because it's a street fight and there are no rules Here's some advice: There's no glory in street fighting, the most alpha shit you can do is tuck your tail between your ass cheeks and sprint far away. Live to walk another day instead of drinking your food through a straw.


AKA09

It's good advice. Especially since most fights take place on concrete and all it takes is a lucky punch for you to end up having your head bounce off of it, turning you to a vegetable or killing you outright. That's aside from the fact that when most street fights occur, you have no idea how far the other person's willing to go, whether they have a weapon, whether their friends will jump in, whether their \*friends\* have weapons, etc.


ASSHOLEFUCKER3000

Nothing more dangerous than a man with nothing to lose. I'd rather be a pussy 10/10 times.


chronopunk

When should you do it, when they're standing up? It's way easier when they're on the ground. It's amazing, every time one of these videos come along, to see the sheltered people of reddit flutter their hands and say, "But he could have *hurt* that other fellow!" That's how real fights work, cupcake.


SteroidsFreak

Cause there are no rules when street fighting. That's just moral code. You're fighting for survival as no referee will be around. So yes, you fight to win and survive. It's kill or be killed.


Arclight_Ashe

Moral codes in fights are just scrub mentality, intentionally imposing restrictions on yourself that your opponent won’t follow. Destined to to lose by someone who doesn’t follow imaginary restrictions.


Reload86

Yeah it depends on the reason of the fight and the animosity between the two. Also sometimes you get lost in the adrenaline of the fight and take things too far because your brain isn’t thinking logically. Your instinct is still telling you to finish the job because the other person was and can still be a threat to you OR you just want to inflict as much damage as possible. Some folks can control themselves better and will still be able to deduce that a kick to the head can result in a fatality (prison time) while others just forget about all common sense in the heat of the moment.


ballsofstyle

Ah look. Attempted murder. Good ole fun


dawzz1

FATALITY


Popular_Jicama_4620

Reel men!


Un_Pta

Lmao! The way he got kicked in the head.


Closemouth

I rate the blue lol he never gave up


DopeDealerCisco

One punch is all it takes. The spinning shit is for the fans


belaya_smert

Kicking a man lying on the floor, weak.