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The perfect skin care routine

The perfect skin care routine

OfSnow

"Why have you summoned me, mortal?" "Well, Pan, I just want a decent sunscreen that doesn't feel awful to wear" "Same..."


pjnick300

It's vitally important that you only go to Greek gods for skincare products. If you go to Egyptian gods you'll just wind up in a pyramid scheme.


mystiqueisland777

Yeah, but their pyramid schemes have lasted thousands of years, so they must be legit! Right?


BlueFennecGoesCampin

This will be unpopular maybe, but the light refracted through the mist, and in the forest in general, is still sun exposure. Wear some good sunscreen.


mystiqueisland777

I live in New England. It's the bugs in the shady areas that concern me. Lots of biting bugs, black flies, horse flies, ticks, and mosquitoes! They are so bad I can't walk my dog in the woods on a cloudy day.


FallingStarIV

Sounds pleasant. And super effective!


UserPlaysMinecraft

nature witch


effervescenthoopla

I’ve found the blood and tears of billionaires works wonders for my skin


kyridwen

I was going to ask where the blood of my enemies should be introduced to my routine!


luvlylillady

Same.


the_cnara

Help my skin has turned into bark, what am I doing wrong?


Babblewocky

Dammit, I’m getting a breakout! Better go be a mushroom for a few days…


ThatFemSlashBitch

Aha, I spent much of my time as a child in the woods. This explains my better than average complexion despite my never having spent a single moment trying to care for my face. Not trying to brag, just glad I finally figured it out lol.


Dr_mombie

But also because moss has antimicrobial properties on top of the relaxing ones


hello_emoto

Where can I buy said treatment? I am interested.


Doomshroom11

Why must the takeaway always be something like "Drinking the blood of my enemies, being a great old one, you know just witch things." As if reinforcing the bullshit they™ said we're all about. Witchcraft wasn't always about spookums and creepy shit. My takeaway would be "Hey I'mma just absorb the power of nature for a bit, make tea from wild herbs, maybe get some Vitamin D for a change, you have fun with the Wendigo or w/e" That said, I'm also obsessed with creepy shit, this is just my personal concern. I miss cozy craft.