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The last thing you ate is what you have to name him!

The last thing you ate is what you have to name him!

Lkwzriqwea

Stroopwafel is the perfect name for a dog


Neka_JP

Stroopwafel means syrup waffle, so you can name him Sir Upwaffle


Thatariesbloke

Did you just propose calling this poor puppy "Up-Dog"? as in Syrup - Sir Up-Waffle Did you just give OP a meme dog?


Weareallsick-

What’s up dog? Hayohhhh


Lkwzriqwea

That would certainly be a good name to yell across a park


RealGabemario

What's Upwaffle Nothing much what's up with you


anonymoususer98545

Well, now i want stroopwafel so...thanks for the shopping trip i have to make tomorrow.


JohannavdR

Hallo makker!


Halfasianguy78

No way I just ate that as well


Lkwzriqwea

Stroopwafel is lekker


Halfasianguy78

Klopt


Warm-Bed2956

No joke we call our dog “Rocio Stroopwaffel”. Not sure why, his name is Benny lol but 10000/10 this is the way.


jillibean13

Ravioli!


Freebukakes

Raviolii, ravioli, give him the formuoli!


The_Crimson-Knight

I won't pay those high prices for the ravioli, ravioli olli now.


jkmon506

I like Ravioli as much as the next guy*eeeee*…. *BUT I WON’T PAY THOSE PRICEEESSS!!!!*


iamthereallucas

Its just a prank bro!


cheesynougats

Tortellini here


wishworks

DUDE NO WAY I was about to come comment Ravioli and then I saw your comment!! I hope the ravioli you ate was good, ravioli twin!


barbertech

Jiffy pop.... Omg Jiffy Pup!!


hnharmom30

General tso or sushi


Th3-B0n3R

General TSO!


lis713

Same! Or potentially Sichuan dumpling.


alleghenysinger

Popcorn


ThatOneRandomAlt

Saaaame


[deleted]

Holy shit me too!


Janieinthesky

The last thing I ate was popcorn too! Dinner seemed like a lot of effort lol


freckled8082

His name is... Edibles.


HolyForkingBrit

I am... envious.


Sagebrush_Slim

How did your parents eat envy?


Dragonfly452

They ate their hearts out. It was the 80s


magicwolfdog

Hello brother


tea-and-chill

Hi envious, I'm dad.


JFCwhatnamecaniuse

I can see it now….. The scene is a meadow. Grass, sunshine and rolling hills on a clear day as far as the horizon. Dogs run free, playing happily. An owner walks from the others a pace and looks at a dog galloping slowly over a gentle rise, tongue dangling out of a smiling mouth. “30 milligrams!!!!!!! Stay close, boy!”


hiddenflames5462

You gonna share with the class?


freckled8082

One for me, one for you...


DevTheWreck

No fucking way! I came here to say this! Edibles yes….


freckled8082

We can call him Eddie for short 😊


Vapechef

Yep. Gummy


Didjt

Richard ;)


milky_eyes

Oh damn. OH DAMN!


-____deleted_____-

Someone’s a cannibal


Didjt

Think of a nickname for richard


RampantDragon

Richie?! Nooooo he ate Richie rich.


Didjt

*D I C K*


RampantDragon

No thanks, not while I'm mourning poor Richie :'(


DraJex22

#NO NOT AGAIN! RICHIE RICH NO


SorryTotHatMan_

oh.. OH


Weird-Blueberry6043

So dick then? But How do you get dick from Richard? You ask nicely


iAmUnintelligible

Haha you don't even need to ask nicely you silly goose


Sagebrush_Slim

Good golly, miss molly!


Ch1ck3nF1ng3r5

O_O


excusemewitf

You ATE it????


Critical-Copy-7218

I feel sad for Richard


Bronco-1981

I don’t


GaleasGator

Real talk, I'm pretty envious


master_pingu1

Cookie


rynil2000

Snickerdoodle


AnotherDreamer1024

Salami!


sosumi

Pudding!


verbalacuity

Best name ever


Effective-Let4565

Pierogi 🥟


darksideofthemoon131

Fellow Pole? I had golabki myself


TheUltimateThottie

Schabowe > your favourite meal


jefflovesyou

Aww his name is Puppy then


NamasteTheFuckOff

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schroedingersnewcat

Maybe they had hush puppies? Please, dear god let that be it...


Independent-Bell2483

isnt that also a type of gun?


schroedingersnewcat

I wouldn't know, sorry.


Bampargo

I’m sorry what


Independent-Bell2483

pretty sure its just silent but now that i think about the name it does sound dark


Bampargo

I looked it up and sure enough it’s a pistol.


Independent-Bell2483

yeah im pretty sure the name is just because its rather quite but i could be wrong


Bampargo

You’re right, it has a silencer built into it


ItsKotsi

You're thinking of the XM9 Beretta or the S&W Mk22, both were known as the Hush Puppy


aham_athul

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Unratedex

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obierdm

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ohsopoor

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Dapril

This is the comment I was looking for.


Punkin8tor

Quarter pounder


ShinyEspeon_

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.


robotbootyhunter

Sir, we sell food here.


RampantDragon

I have absolutely no clue what kind of car you ate.


marazona1

Damn, i’ll have what she’s having;-)


Wolf_Noble

Royale with cheese


EL_-_Tomato

chocy milk


PM_me_spare_change

4 for 4


PappaDukes

Cheesy Gordita Crunch


Finnish13

Holy shit i ate that five minutes ago


amosland

Jambalaya


gwhitt32

Glue


bartz824

Skittles.


HolyForkingBrit

Taquito.


TLDRGFY

A man of culture I see


dry_diarrhea

Noodles


justmrsduff

I met a golden named Noodle once. He was a sweet doofus.


divevibe

I knew a guy named noodle of the same description! He was a festival kid that was very charismatic.


anonymoususer98545

Aren't they all? i have a lab (i consider the golden to be a lab in a long jacket, lol) and she is the goofiest, doofiest, goober i have ever met...even at 15! My aunt and uncle have a golden and she could be the same danged dog with a dye job and slightly longer hair!


skgibsxn

IKEA chicken strip


frostythesnowchild

You find your way out yet?


skgibsxn

LOL I was definitely in there for a little over an hour.. might have got turned around a few times xD


frostythesnowchild

Glad you made it out, otherwise you may have become the next persons chicken strip.


dissmissivenudge

Paneer


RealJeil420

Ass?


SurfintheThreads

The fact it took this long to find this comment is unacceptable


MewtwoMainIsHere

ikr


robotbootyhunter

It needs to be pinned.


Ilovemesomechalupas

Phrasing....


Kdenn1020

Yes! Came here for this specifically


CRPanda_

Same


the-quibbler

Somewhat perfectly, his name is Peanut Butter Fudge.


shuknjive

Toast!


Demurist

Chilaquiles


Shoddy-Money-2201

Fuck yea LOL


HeartIsaHeavyBurden

Red or green, love them both


itsbdubya

Reuben. Perfect!


CreativeName2112

My golden retriever is named Reuben he’s the sweetest


JustBrittany

I stopped eating meat a year ago. And Reubens are what I miss the most.


zilti

My condolences


PARed717

Burrito!


blackqueenphoenix

Team Burrito!


MangledPumpkin

Burrito! is the best name.


mrseddievedder

Cap’n Crunch


alexrrobo

My friends cat is named captain crunch, they call him captain or crunch/crunchy for short it’s cute AF


Hiruit_Nguyse

Dude, if they named their dog Capn Crunch that would be amazing


bathrasher

Mango!


happy-little-atheist

that's my cat's name. She's a rescue, previous owner called her mang mang and I was not on board with that


maisiemax

focaccia


5element5

Rice n Beans


Lynn_is_bored

Aaawwww, nugget


SlimHydrolll

Fish sticks


just2play714

Just because I like fish sticks doesn't make me a gay fish!


The-Dexigner

Phở


5spicebaby

Pepita


manic66632

Cat


TheJokeBot

Excuse me?


NOTFOREVEr4509

Yes


corasivy

Muffin!


Kazzimo

Chips!


abrinana

Children


ChessRook-eYT

Wait what


grande_gordo_chico

r/wholesome


deaconsc

Ani? Is that you?


Tommy7549

Stephanie?


bake_gatari

No this is Patricia.


Bucket_of_Sunshine

Well I think Corn Chowder is a lovely name.


thumbprint_cookie

Hemp Gummy it is then.


ritzbits123

Chimichanga


_binxi_

Acai bowl.... poor fella. Everyone, including myself will second guess how to pronounce it every time they say his name.


SweetTeaGardenz

Potato


razor_eddie

Booger


Bossy_406

Cashew. Cash for short


ragonz

Strawberry Jelly


FeralBystander

You just ate straight up strawberry jelly?


ragonz

I didnt go and make jelly from a block then eat it lol, it was one of those hartley jelly cups, trying to diet and its only 10 calories


Littleloula

In the UK jelly means what I think you know as jello


YourBoiBysnki

Fajita


Vladius28

Fried chickmn


JALLways

Hot dog. Can't believe I haven't seen it yet.


SicknessVoid

Toast


ACS-64

Meatball


Iamcryingontheinside

Orphan flesh is not a good name


BigFloppaWorshipper

Grandpa


tootsandladders

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Jimmy_two_toeses

5-Layer Burrito from Taco Bell


just2play714

And when you want him to come to you just shorten his name to "ding!"


IAMSDM

Mr. Goodbar


Survive_LD_50

His name is pasty


scrappyaya

Peanut!


krittlecarlin

Why is Reddit turning into fb with these posts?


Splashy420

Frosted Flakes!


Rygarman

Pistachio


QuackerSouls

Tamagoyaki


A-blue-pen

Heins baked beans


Hayseed2

Cheeto!


FavoriteCoin

Chili mac!


DaltyF

Jambalaya


FriendlyGoromorg

French Fry seems not too bad.


SnowBunny1017

popsicle


kenin240

Cheez it grooves


allamakee

Blueberry Cornbread! It's perfect!


olvschool

Cookie


All_theOther_kids

Your mom


mrdan1969

Puppy!


Flyingmattress99

Donut


cwittyprice

My dog’s name is Donut! :D


Flyingmattress99

:D


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deknits

Skittles


Kugupu1

Snickerdoodle!!!


NeverknowOH

Oreo


lapsedhuman

Quesadilla!


Euphoric_Accident_39

Foreskin


arthurboomsma

I have questions but I don’t know if i want the answers


IrishNSketchy

Cracker Jack's


1405938

His name is olive-oil, shallot, egg or salty


Littleloula

Olive would be a nice name for a female dog