The last thing you ate is what you have to name him!
By - Lkwzriqwea
Stroopwafel is the perfect name for a dog
Stroopwafel means syrup waffle, so you can name him Sir Upwaffle
Did you just propose calling this poor puppy "Up-Dog"?
as in Syrup - Sir Up-Waffle
Did you just give OP a meme dog?
What’s up dog? Hayohhhh
That would certainly be a good name to yell across a park
Nothing much what's up with you
Well, now i want stroopwafel so...thanks for the shopping trip i have to make tomorrow.
No way I just ate that as well
Stroopwafel is lekker
No joke we call our dog “Rocio Stroopwaffel”. Not sure why, his name is Benny lol but 10000/10 this is the way.
Raviolii, ravioli, give him the formuoli!
I won't pay those high prices for the ravioli, ravioli olli now.
I like Ravioli as much as the next guy*eeeee*….
*BUT I WON’T PAY THOSE PRICEEESSS!!!!*
Its just a prank bro!
DUDE NO WAY I was about to come comment Ravioli and then I saw your comment!! I hope the ravioli you ate was good, ravioli twin!
Jiffy pop.... Omg Jiffy Pup!!
General tso or sushi
Same! Or potentially Sichuan dumpling.
Holy shit me too!
The last thing I ate was popcorn too! Dinner seemed like a lot of effort lol
His name is... Edibles.
I am... envious.
How did your parents eat envy?
They ate their hearts out. It was the 80s
Hi envious, I'm dad.
I can see it now…..
The scene is a meadow. Grass, sunshine and rolling hills on a clear day as far as the horizon. Dogs run free, playing happily. An owner walks from the others a pace and looks at a dog galloping slowly over a gentle rise, tongue dangling out of a smiling mouth.
“30 milligrams!!!!!!! Stay close, boy!”
You gonna share with the class?
One for me, one for you...
No fucking way! I came here to say this! Edibles yes….
We can call him Eddie for short 😊
Oh damn. OH DAMN!
Someone’s a cannibal
Think of a nickname for richard
Richie?! Nooooo he ate Richie rich.
*D I C K*
No thanks, not while I'm mourning poor Richie :'(
#NO NOT AGAIN! RICHIE RICH NO
So dick then?
But How do you get dick from Richard?
You ask nicely
Haha you don't even need to ask nicely you silly goose
Good golly, miss molly!
You ATE it????
I feel sad for Richard
Real talk, I'm pretty envious
Best name ever
Fellow Pole? I had golabki myself
Schabowe > your favourite meal
Aww his name is Puppy then
Maybe they had hush puppies?
Please, dear god let that be it...
isnt that also a type of gun?
I wouldn't know, sorry.
I’m sorry what
pretty sure its just silent but now that i think about the name it does sound dark
I looked it up and sure enough it’s a pistol.
yeah im pretty sure the name is just because its rather quite but i could be wrong
You’re right, it has a silencer built into it
You're thinking of the XM9 Beretta or the S&W Mk22, both were known as the Hush Puppy
This is the comment I was looking for.
Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style,
extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
Sir, we sell food here.
I have absolutely no clue what kind of car you ate.
Damn, i’ll have what she’s having;-)
Royale with cheese
4 for 4
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Holy shit i ate that five minutes ago
A man of culture I see
I met a golden named Noodle once. He was a sweet doofus.
I knew a guy named noodle of the same description! He was a festival kid that was very charismatic.
Aren't they all? i have a lab (i consider the golden to be a lab in a long jacket, lol) and she is the goofiest, doofiest, goober i have ever met...even at 15! My aunt and uncle have a golden and she could be the same danged dog with a dye job and slightly longer hair!
IKEA chicken strip
You find your way out yet?
LOL I was definitely in there for a little over an hour.. might have got turned around a few times xD
Glad you made it out, otherwise you may have become the next persons chicken strip.
The fact it took this long to find this comment is unacceptable
It needs to be pinned.
Yes! Came here for this specifically
Somewhat perfectly, his name is Peanut Butter Fudge.
Fuck yea LOL
Red or green, love them both
My golden retriever is named Reuben he’s the sweetest
I stopped eating meat a year ago. And Reubens are what I miss the most.
Burrito! is the best name.
My friends cat is named captain crunch, they call him captain or crunch/crunchy for short it’s cute AF
Dude, if they named their dog Capn Crunch that would be amazing
that's my cat's name. She's a rescue, previous owner called her mang mang and I was not on board with that
Rice n Beans
Just because I like fish sticks doesn't make me a gay fish!
Ani? Is that you?
No this is Patricia.
Well I think Corn Chowder is a lovely name.
Hemp Gummy it is then.
Acai bowl.... poor fella. Everyone, including myself will second guess how to pronounce it every time they say his name.
Cashew. Cash for short
You just ate straight up strawberry jelly?
I didnt go and make jelly from a block then eat it lol, it was one of those hartley jelly cups, trying to diet and its only 10 calories
In the UK jelly means what I think you know as jello
Hot dog. Can't believe I haven't seen it yet.
Orphan flesh is not a good name
5-Layer Burrito from Taco Bell
And when you want him to come to you just shorten his name to "ding!"
His name is pasty
Why is Reddit turning into fb with these posts?
Heins baked beans
French Fry seems not too bad.
Cheez it grooves
Blueberry Cornbread! It's perfect!
My dog’s name is Donut! :D
I have questions but I don’t know if i want the answers
His name is olive-oil, shallot, egg or salty
Olive would be a nice name for a female dog