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Sunday Scaries - September 19, 2021

Sunday Scaries - September 19, 2021

cubuffs145

2009 Alex Rodriguez was a beast


okjustthis1post

How many times you think he was pegged that year?


n0p342

I think I’m at a mental low point and idk why


n0p342

Made out with Lavar girl but she “couldn’t go further” oh well it was fun


QuavoRuinedCulture3

If the salad is on the top, I send it back


drillzz345

If we are completely honest I don’t know how there are so many lawn care company’s. How do they all make enough money to stay in business? Do really that many people not cut there own grass? I have so many questions


IKnowBreasts

Lawn care is extremely time intensive. Many upper middle class people just don't have the time to do it themselves.


STLBlues91

Grass is tight


SpursBelowArsenal

I have decided I am not forgiving Clyde. Cut this fuckin bust and fire Veach


tscho613

Teams have won Super Bowls with not great qbs but I just find it hard to believe 49ers will with jimmy g. He just isn’t it. Lance may not be it either but you don’t take a qb that high and think jimmy g is the guy


n0p342

Jimmy g vs Mac Jones


ohblahdiblahda

I think Westworld's soundtrack is gonna be my go to for work. Exciting and boring at the same time


NationalChamps2015

Jackson Mahomes sucks


TranceScape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0ag8DkipmQ


eastsiderabbi69

Maybe I’m wrong, but Herbert getting called for a sack and Russ not getting called for a sack in the endzone seemed like the same play right? Like if one is a sack they should both be sacks


WhiskersCake

Wilson was called for a sack on the one yard line.


eastsiderabbi69

Yeah I know he was but the contact looked like it was clearly initiated in the endzone Edit: I don’t think he should have been called as being sacked, he got rid of the ball. But if ur gonna call a sack it should have been a safety


tscho613

The right call was intentional grounding to avoid the safety/sack and the 2 pts be awarded to the defense and end the game.


dietMTNdew27

Correct


n0p342

In maybe depressed


whoacaine

Ain't no maybe about it for me hoss


IncarceratedDude

No chance Brian Laundrie is found alive, right?


SpursBelowArsenal

I volunteer to shoot him


eastsiderabbi69

If he hasn’t already killed himself I’d be shocked


kolten_s

Or fled to the border


eastsiderabbi69

Wouldn’t last a week over the border unless he has family there, even if he had money he’d just be robbed. I take it he’s not a Mexican lad? Never seen the guy


GarfieldTrout

Guy from my town shot and killed a dude in a bar in the late 80s. The murderer came from a very wealthy family. They were able to help him get out of the country and he lived in Mexico for like 20 yrs. Ran a business, got married, had kids. Feds eventually got him but it can be done.


pepesilvia50

Gotta be significantly harder when the case attracts national attention gbough


p1peepeepoopoo

Some guy on Steelers subreddit showed up to the ravens game in Steelers gear and is complaining about ravens fans being hostile. Only Reddit.


Peyton4President

Check the dudes post history, sheesh.


dietMTNdew27

He should have just said he was coming in peace, that would have fixed everything


hostitty

saw that. guarantee he went literally just for reddit karma. firing squad


GarfieldTrout

Dave’s bookie dying is still one of the funniest moments in barstool history


QuavoRuinedCulture3

A dipshit colleague from UK keeps talking about how America is racist, but I said that Americans are the most God-fearing and tolerant people in the world. He responded by laughing in my face, what a dick.


PearsonPushedOff

U wot mate? Fackin wankers


QuavoRuinedCulture3

Oi cheeky bugger


SpursBelowArsenal

Sounds like you got Alpha’d lil boy


JabroniTuriaf

Thought you meant university of Kentucky and was really confused why this dude was hating on America


NOT_PENIS_CREAM

Ask him about the monkey chants at the soccer matches


QuavoRuinedCulture3

And the throwing of bananas.


Phoneaccount6903

Last time I was in the UK I heard the word darkie no less than ten times


QuavoRuinedCulture3

UK is much more racist.


WarrenDeBeers

Shoulda busted out the facts and logic.


SnakeSkin2121

Has anyone tried the Shaqaroni?


hostitty

had it yesterday and leftovers today. definitely a shit ton of flop but it was pretty good


mikeisaphreek

if you just woke up from a coma for the first time in 10 years, theres no way you are believing the nfl right now. the raiders, bills, redskins, cardinals, rams, bucs, browns, and panthers are all in first place.


SpursBelowArsenal

It’s week 2 my guy


JabroniTuriaf

You did not include the 49ers on this list so for this I hate you


TheDragonReborn726

Washington football team*


QuavoRuinedCulture3

I place 80k on the Cubs to win the Superbowl.


dxp857

*3 years


mchammer69

I’ve had like eight pedialyte popsicles today


mikeisaphreek

jackson mahomes, yaaaaaaaassss queen. do you girl


WarrenDeBeers

How can this night get worse? Oh right Jackson out here in a foreign stadium throwing drinks at people.


IDressLikeUrGrandpa

The year is 2040. Patrick Mahomes wins his 7th Super Bowl in a close one against a 64 yr old Tom Brady. The camera cuts to a 42 year old Jackson Mahomes dancing in a suite, as Patrick’s wife films him for his Tik Tok with 69 million followers.


fair_enough_

Just finished a Succession rewatch. The season two finale is just fucking incredible. Cannot wait for season three, four weeks baby.


SnakeSkin2121

Ready to chop it up with the FT boys in real time after each new ep


starcher11

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you


notLamarOdom

Gimme some good indie music to listen to pls


GarfieldTrout

Not new but I’ve been on a big Interpol kick all week


what-lies-within

Stay by Hotel Apache


MccorkleJones

lol every time I say something about BL his little supporters and nonsense people attack me. So, this is for Gabby instead. I’m so sorry that this happened to you. Your whole life was taken away from you. I hope you find peace where you are now and I hope we find justice here for you. Rest In Peace.


TroubleWith_TheSnap

I just hope the HERO who wrote that comment understands just how BRAVE and IMPACTFUL their actions are


cubuffs145

Just got to the Petito bodycam video. Electric


MccorkleJones

Where the cop is talking to her and she’s crying??


cubuffs145

Yep let her off scott-free


notLamarOdom

He’s gotta be a silly Boston ball buster!


PattyBoh13

Just got back from the Ravens game too pumped to sleep and completely lost my voice


Belee_Dat_69

Jealous


PattyBoh13

So glad I’m off tomorrow I went with my brother who starts a new job in eight and a half hours lol


TroubleWith_TheSnap

Hopefully that’s the last we see of Jackson Mahomes. Dude’s been leeching off his brother to a disgusting degree


-raiin-

Don’t think I would’ve thought of Jackson Mahomes once in my life if it wasn’t for FT bringing him up, easily avoidable.


goonsquad4357

Took way too much of a delta-8 eligible at 6PM and I've been extremely since then. Unbelievably potent


profsa

How extremely we talking?


DarinErstad

Eligible edible what’s the difference?


TroubleWith_TheSnap

Extremely since, yeah?


SnakeSkin2121

I can tell


starcher11

Might fight my boss tomorrow


Judge_for_Pres

Monday Morning Raw. What did he do king?


starcher11

Exist


Judge_for_Pres

I know that game, Midas whale have a shower beer or two before work tomorrow then


SnakeSkin2121

Hell yes


i_eatbooty

The amount of politicians having blackface photos is truly astounding. Was that just a common thing 20-30 years ago? I’ve never even come close to seeing one in the wild.


hellcelebrated

I know it’s Detroit but 11.5 is a lot of points in and nfl game


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BobBaratheonsBastard

I’ll die on the hill that his “Japan is all about the resssppppeeeccctt” line in the first 30 seconds of that video is objectively hilarious.


WarrenDeBeers

His brain was so warped by chasing views you could tell he was actually excited they found a dead body.


mikeisaphreek

bruce arians is an overrated turd for a coach


Judge_for_Pres

So is belichick without brady


LucielleAustero

So I took a tab of acid at the bears game today and my god what a day of fucking football lads


bored-i-am

I bet that pick six crowd volume was insane feeling


LucielleAustero

Shit went god mode in the 4th quarter


Slow_Vegetable_8212

The last two weekends I have done nothing but binge football from noon to midnight


TealBlooded

🤝 let’s do it again next weekend


SovietTrollFarm

Travis Kelce has an interesting accent I can’t quite place it. What’s his deal?


IKnowBreasts

thinks he's black


lefty5258

Cleveland


hitmen14

Douchebag


mullican93

That was a triple digit high five night


dietMTNdew27

Triple digits buddy


mullican93

🙏


theSongIsImGangsta

FT y’all suck at football analysis and you deserve your cubicle monkey jobs from which there is no escape.


youngbullAB

Settle down Vegas Dave


NoGainDayne

How are we any different than everyone on ESPN?


NOT_PENIS_CREAM

My bank account says otherwise


miyamotomiler

Weird I missed all your comments where you called all the games right today


MrTacoMan

You quit your job to gamble professionally yet?


hitmen14

🌮💣


SalmonBaconator

Welp tomorrow’s FT is gonna be all Jackson Mahomes hate now


SnakeSkin2121

Good


MccorkleJones

You won’t hear any from me.


Doggystyle_Gary

You the guy he chose to blow in the parking lot after the game?


huskerblack

Had to end it with a FWB who lives 1500 miles away and flies in once in a while. She just kept texting me hourly for months, got old and I grew away. Sucks to have the Convo but onto Cincinnati


hitmen14

How do you even consistently bang someone 1500 miles away


huskerblack

Her family is loaded with money and would just hop on a plane. She doesn't work so it's not like needed time off. Birthday party? On my way. Bachelorette party? See you soon. Graduation party? She'd be there. Stuff like that


pawgpatrol

She just straight up doesn’t work at all? Lol


huskerblack

Nope, "technically" she can't cause she's legally from Canada and has a green card so not actually a citizen


jcozac

Green card means she can work lol


huskerblack

Ooh yeah it's the one where she has to keep enrolling in classes then. I haven't been too attentive on which it is, just that she can't earn income. Not like she needs to anyways


theSongIsImGangsta

Anal? Be there in a jiffy.


tscho613

Sounds like a ideal situation


huskerblack

Yeah it was but just got to a point where it became a toxic relationship. Worked fine for the most part


hitmen14

Honestly sounds kinda nice. You just weren’t into her anymore or what


WarrenDeBeers

Kinda sounds like you had a long distance relationship.


huskerblack

I sure wasn't spending the money to go see her


SnakeSkin2121

We're already planning a tropical getaway with all her airline miles. Thanks king!


huskerblack

Glad someone could enjoy em and not let em go to waste!


justhereforp0rn69

0 or a million drinks just no in between


TheDragonReborn726

I knew if we punted that ball we were going to lose. I’m at the game and it’s absolute mayhem here right now


WhoKillKyoko

Mayhem after a football game? Ray Lewis in the area? 😬


TheDragonReborn726

Woof. Not the best joke


Belee_Dat_69

You’re putting on a masterclass on how to take a loss like an absolute bitch


WhoKillKyoko

https://i.imgur.com/RITAoGr.gifv


Puddinlegzz

I have an 8 hour drive for work tomorrow. Debating on getting after it super early and very hungover or leaving later when I’m kind of hungover


whyGAwhy

Best bet is to wake up, take your time getting ready and packing then just getting a good road trip meal and start your own person hell. Then another


Puddinlegzz

That’s the move but I’m going to be rough tomorrow morning. I’m just going turn off my alarm and leave when I wake up.


MiddleEarthGIS

Early. Nap at the hotel from 3:30 to 6 is a great way to start your trip.


Puddinlegzz

That’s another issue because our ceo is going be there this week and he’ll want us to go out tomorrow night. I’m no fuddy duddy but I had a big big weekend and I’m spent. Im leaning toward a late start tomorrow


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Puddinlegzz

Tuesday


hitmen14

It’s been like 5 hours but I’m still riding high on that patriots win. Might not go to bed tonight. Football is back!


williamclub

I saw fields play and I bought tickets for another game.


TealBlooded

Still can’t believe we were robbed of that walk off safety


IDressLikeUrGrandpa

That bald manlet has to be hiding at some shitty motel in the middle of nowhere, right? If he’s 23, he’s gonna be out of money within a week tops.


lovesbeer-andsports

Suicide or will be caught. His parents may have given him all of their cash and bought him 4-5 days


ThankYou_MissLippy

Hopefully not an FTer


IDressLikeUrGrandpa

He’s too short, poor, and bald before 25. So no chance he’s a FTer.


TealBlooded

I think dietMTNdew guy just outed himself as the killer a few mins ago


ThankYou_MissLippy

Doh jesus


lobstastew

Very possibly but I think odds are in favor of him feeding himself a bullet


OragamiDonkey

he for sure committed suicide somewhere


Mangoswisscheese

Feel like he definitely hiked to the middle of nowhere and offed himself


BarryGibbs_Teeth

Not if he took ravens moneyline


Belee_Dat_69

Chiefs fan asking why LJ’s flip wasn’t taunting. Softest, most bandwagon fanbase in the league


WhoKillKyoko

I'm sure it's because they were morally offended and not because it would be a tremendous advantage toward winning the game


Belee_Dat_69

You sound upset


IKnowBreasts

hes being sarcastc


WhoKillKyoko

Get some rest friend


Belee_Dat_69

Don’t forget to take your copium


BarryGibbs_Teeth

Same fans that boo’d a moment of silence


Leviticus_Albrecht

That was really fucking funny


nouseforasn

Books making a killing from all the moron customers they now have for life that teased the Chiefs through 0


Puddinlegzz

Hand up they got me this weekend


youngbullAB

lol new Trudeau blackface picture leaked


TroubleWith_TheSnap

Wake up babe


F_Gondoli

Where at baby


hitmen14

Link?


youngbullAB

https://twitter.com/angeloisidorou/status/1439786394793086976?s=21


notLamarOdom

Of course the guy tweeting about it looks feminine


Doggystyle_Gary

I’m not ready to let go of the weekend yet


mchammer69

Me neither. Staying up far too late watching stuff


dxp857

Insane that the red and green for Yahoo’s fantasy projections means something other than if you’re projected to win or lose


Glittering-Essay883

They could of killed Harry after he was knocked out at the quidditch match. Valdemort is a loser


WarrenDeBeers

Imagine if Voldemort just used a gun to shoot him as a baby.


williamclub

They could have killed Harry in the goblet of fire, Voldemort had him tied up and then let him down to duel him and Harry got away.


MrTacoMan

They could have just shot him or dropped him off a building when he was a baby. Whole thing is dumb


williamclub

Voldemort has an ego


jimmylovespizza

lamar is 31-8 in his career as a starter


JabroniTuriaf

Jimmy G is 25-8 and people talk about him like he’s the worst QB in the league


hitmen14

Now do playoffs


jimmylovespizza

1-3. is there another qb - ever - who gets as much crap for “lack” of playoff success through 3 full seasons? it’s ridiculous.


SeymourButts8190

Uh Peyton Manning and Dan Marino got hate for their whole careers for lack of post season success


jimmylovespizza

Were they getting that hate after only season 3? That’s my point.


SeymourButts8190

Yes yes they were. Peyton Manning was already labeled a choker coming out of college. Stop the whoa is me Lamar crap and wait till he does it in the playoffs


hitmen14

He won MVP that’s probably why


jimmylovespizza

so we are now holding his MVP against him? this is why lamar haters are such losers


hitmen14

??? He won MVP but can’t win games that actually matter that’s it


jimmylovespizza

do you realize how many all time great qbs had 0 playoff wins through their first 3 seasons?


hitmen14

How many of those won MVP in their second year in the league? He just can’t win big games and this chiefs team has one of the worst run defenses in the league lol


jimmylovespizza

so you are holding his mvp against him