Sunday Scaries - September 19, 2021
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2009 Alex Rodriguez was a beast
How many times you think he was pegged that year?
I think I’m at a mental low point and idk why
Made out with Lavar girl but she “couldn’t go further” oh well it was fun
If the salad is on the top, I send it back
If we are completely honest I don’t know how there are so many lawn care company’s. How do they all make enough money to stay in business? Do really that many people not cut there own grass? I have so many questions
Lawn care is extremely time intensive. Many upper middle class people just don't have the time to do it themselves.
Grass is tight
I have decided I am not forgiving Clyde. Cut this fuckin bust and fire Veach
Teams have won Super Bowls with not great qbs but I just find it hard to believe 49ers will with jimmy g. He just isn’t it. Lance may not be it either but you don’t take a qb that high and think jimmy g is the guy
Jimmy g vs Mac Jones
I think Westworld's soundtrack is gonna be my go to for work. Exciting and boring at the same time
Jackson Mahomes sucks
Maybe I’m wrong, but Herbert getting called for a sack and Russ not getting called for a sack in the endzone seemed like the same play right? Like if one is a sack they should both be sacks
Wilson was called for a sack on the one yard line.
Yeah I know he was but the contact looked like it was clearly initiated in the endzone
Edit: I don’t think he should have been called as being sacked, he got rid of the ball. But if ur gonna call a sack it should have been a safety
The right call was intentional grounding to avoid the safety/sack and the 2 pts be awarded to the defense and end the game.
In maybe depressed
Ain't no maybe about it for me hoss
No chance Brian Laundrie is found alive, right?
I volunteer to shoot him
If he hasn’t already killed himself I’d be shocked
Or fled to the border
Wouldn’t last a week over the border unless he has family there, even if he had money he’d just be robbed. I take it he’s not a Mexican lad? Never seen the guy
Guy from my town shot and killed a dude in a bar in the late 80s. The murderer came from a very wealthy family. They were able to help him get out of the country and he lived in Mexico for like 20 yrs. Ran a business, got married, had kids. Feds eventually got him but it can be done.
Gotta be significantly harder when the case attracts national attention gbough
Some guy on Steelers subreddit showed up to the ravens game in Steelers gear and is complaining about ravens fans being hostile. Only Reddit.
Check the dudes post history, sheesh.
He should have just said he was coming in peace, that would have fixed everything
saw that. guarantee he went literally just for reddit karma. firing squad
Dave’s bookie dying is still one of the funniest moments in barstool history
A dipshit colleague from UK keeps talking about how America is racist, but I said that Americans are the most God-fearing and tolerant people in the world. He responded by laughing in my face, what a dick.
U wot mate? Fackin wankers
Oi cheeky bugger
Sounds like you got Alpha’d lil boy
Thought you meant university of Kentucky and was really confused why this dude was hating on America
Ask him about the monkey chants at the soccer matches
And the throwing of bananas.
Last time I was in the UK I heard the word darkie no less than ten times
UK is much more racist.
Shoulda busted out the facts and logic.
Has anyone tried the Shaqaroni?
had it yesterday and leftovers today. definitely a shit ton of flop but it was pretty good
if you just woke up from a coma for the first time in 10 years, theres no way you are believing the nfl right now. the raiders, bills, redskins, cardinals, rams, bucs, browns, and panthers are all in first place.
It’s week 2 my guy
You did not include the 49ers on this list so for this I hate you
Washington football team*
I place 80k on the Cubs to win the Superbowl.
I’ve had like eight pedialyte popsicles today
jackson mahomes, yaaaaaaaassss queen. do you girl
How can this night get worse? Oh right Jackson out here in a foreign stadium throwing drinks at people.
The year is 2040. Patrick Mahomes wins his 7th Super Bowl in a close one against a 64 yr old Tom Brady. The camera cuts to a 42 year old Jackson Mahomes dancing in a suite, as Patrick’s wife films him for his Tik Tok with 69 million followers.
Just finished a Succession rewatch. The season two finale is just fucking incredible. Cannot wait for season three, four weeks baby.
Ready to chop it up with the FT boys in real time after each new ep
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Gimme some good indie music to listen to pls
Not new but I’ve been on a big Interpol kick all week
Stay by Hotel Apache
lol every time I say something about BL his little supporters and nonsense people attack me.
So, this is for Gabby instead. I’m so sorry that this happened to you. Your whole life was taken away from you. I hope you find peace where you are now and I hope we find justice here for you. Rest In Peace.
I just hope the HERO who wrote that comment understands just how BRAVE and IMPACTFUL their actions are
Just got to the Petito bodycam video. Electric
Where the cop is talking to her and she’s crying??
Yep let her off scott-free
He’s gotta be a silly Boston ball buster!
Just got back from the Ravens game too pumped to sleep and completely lost my voice
So glad I’m off tomorrow I went with my brother who starts a new job in eight and a half hours lol
Hopefully that’s the last we see of Jackson Mahomes. Dude’s been leeching off his brother to a disgusting degree
Don’t think I would’ve thought of Jackson Mahomes once in my life if it wasn’t for FT bringing him up, easily avoidable.
Took way too much of a delta-8 eligible at 6PM and I've been extremely since then. Unbelievably potent
How extremely we talking?
Eligible edible what’s the difference?
Extremely since, yeah?
I can tell
Might fight my boss tomorrow
Monday Morning Raw. What did he do king?
I know that game, Midas whale have a shower beer or two before work tomorrow then
The amount of politicians having blackface photos is truly astounding. Was that just a common thing 20-30 years ago? I’ve never even come close to seeing one in the wild.
I know it’s Detroit but 11.5 is a lot of points in and nfl game
I’ll die on the hill that his “Japan is all about the resssppppeeeccctt” line in the first 30 seconds of that video is objectively hilarious.
His brain was so warped by chasing views you could tell he was actually excited they found a dead body.
bruce arians is an overrated turd for a coach
So is belichick without brady
So I took a tab of acid at the bears game today and my god what a day of fucking football lads
I bet that pick six crowd volume was insane feeling
Shit went god mode in the 4th quarter
The last two weekends I have done nothing but binge football from noon to midnight
🤝 let’s do it again next weekend
Travis Kelce has an interesting accent I can’t quite place it. What’s his deal?
thinks he's black
That was a triple digit high five night
Triple digits buddy
FT y’all suck at football analysis and you deserve your cubicle monkey jobs from which there is no escape.
Settle down Vegas Dave
How are we any different than everyone on ESPN?
My bank account says otherwise
Weird I missed all your comments where you called all the games right today
You quit your job to gamble professionally yet?
Welp tomorrow’s FT is gonna be all Jackson Mahomes hate now
You won’t hear any from me.
You the guy he chose to blow in the parking lot after the game?
Had to end it with a FWB who lives 1500 miles away and flies in once in a while. She just kept texting me hourly for months, got old and I grew away. Sucks to have the Convo but onto Cincinnati
How do you even consistently bang someone 1500 miles away
Her family is loaded with money and would just hop on a plane. She doesn't work so it's not like needed time off. Birthday party? On my way. Bachelorette party? See you soon. Graduation party? She'd be there. Stuff like that
She just straight up doesn’t work at all? Lol
Nope, "technically" she can't cause she's legally from Canada and has a green card so not actually a citizen
Green card means she can work lol
Ooh yeah it's the one where she has to keep enrolling in classes then. I haven't been too attentive on which it is, just that she can't earn income. Not like she needs to anyways
Anal? Be there in a jiffy.
Sounds like a ideal situation
Yeah it was but just got to a point where it became a toxic relationship. Worked fine for the most part
Honestly sounds kinda nice. You just weren’t into her anymore or what
Kinda sounds like you had a long distance relationship.
I sure wasn't spending the money to go see her
We're already planning a tropical getaway with all her airline miles. Thanks king!
Glad someone could enjoy em and not let em go to waste!
0 or a million drinks just no in between
I knew if we punted that ball we were going to lose. I’m at the game and it’s absolute mayhem here right now
Mayhem after a football game?
Ray Lewis in the area?
Woof. Not the best joke
You’re putting on a masterclass on how to take a loss like an absolute bitch
I have an 8 hour drive for work tomorrow. Debating on getting after it super early and very hungover or leaving later when I’m kind of hungover
Best bet is to wake up, take your time getting ready and packing then just getting a good road trip meal and start your own person hell. Then another
That’s the move but I’m going to be rough tomorrow morning.
I’m just going turn off my alarm and leave when I wake up.
Early. Nap at the hotel from 3:30 to 6 is a great way to start your trip.
That’s another issue because our ceo is going be there this week and he’ll want us to go out tomorrow night. I’m no fuddy duddy but I had a big big weekend and I’m spent.
Im leaning toward a late start tomorrow
It’s been like 5 hours but I’m still riding high on that patriots win. Might not go to bed tonight. Football is back!
I saw fields play and I bought tickets for another game.
Still can’t believe we were robbed of that walk off safety
That bald manlet has to be hiding at some shitty motel in the middle of nowhere, right? If he’s 23, he’s gonna be out of money within a week tops.
Suicide or will be caught. His parents may have given him all of their cash and bought him 4-5 days
Hopefully not an FTer
He’s too short, poor, and bald before 25. So no chance he’s a FTer.
I think dietMTNdew guy just outed himself as the killer a few mins ago
Very possibly but I think odds are in favor of him feeding himself a bullet
he for sure committed suicide somewhere
Feel like he definitely hiked to the middle of nowhere and offed himself
Not if he took ravens moneyline
Chiefs fan asking why LJ’s flip wasn’t taunting. Softest, most bandwagon fanbase in the league
I'm sure it's because they were morally offended and not because it would be a tremendous advantage toward winning the game
You sound upset
hes being sarcastc
Get some rest friend
Don’t forget to take your copium
Same fans that boo’d a moment of silence
That was really fucking funny
Books making a killing from all the moron customers they now have for life that teased the Chiefs through 0
Hand up they got me this weekend
lol new Trudeau blackface picture leaked
Wake up babe
Where at baby
Of course the guy tweeting about it looks feminine
I’m not ready to let go of the weekend yet
Me neither. Staying up far too late watching stuff
Insane that the red and green for Yahoo’s fantasy projections means something other than if you’re projected to win or lose
They could of killed Harry after he was knocked out at the quidditch match. Valdemort is a loser
Imagine if Voldemort just used a gun to shoot him as a baby.
They could have killed Harry in the goblet of fire, Voldemort had him tied up and then let him down to duel him and Harry got away.
They could have just shot him or dropped him off a building when he was a baby. Whole thing is dumb
Voldemort has an ego
lamar is 31-8 in his career as a starter
Jimmy G is 25-8 and people talk about him like he’s the worst QB in the league
Now do playoffs
1-3. is there another qb - ever - who gets as much crap for “lack” of playoff success through 3 full seasons? it’s ridiculous.
Uh Peyton Manning and Dan Marino got hate for their whole careers for lack of post season success
Were they getting that hate after only season 3? That’s my point.
Yes yes they were. Peyton Manning was already labeled a choker coming out of college. Stop the whoa is me Lamar crap and wait till he does it in the playoffs
He won MVP that’s probably why
so we are now holding his MVP against him? this is why lamar haters are such losers
??? He won MVP but can’t win games that actually matter that’s it
do you realize how many all time great qbs had 0 playoff wins through their first 3 seasons?
How many of those won MVP in their second year in the league? He just can’t win big games and this chiefs team has one of the worst run defenses in the league lol
so you are holding his mvp against him