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Free Talk Tuesday - September 21, 2021

Free Talk Tuesday - September 21, 2021

ChipperScrones

anyone play splitgate? i didn't think i would like it but it's a ton of fun. just need to get used to the portal element of it.


CLEFD1

Steven Cheah has no idea what he talking about https://twitter.com/fourverts/status/1440666126610878488?s=21


IKnowBreasts

his LARPing as an nfl scout or whatever has gotten really annoying


jetboyjetgirl

I mean the ball was underthrown by 10 yds but whatevs


mmoustis18

Guy is the definition of an armchair QB/coach


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jetboyjetgirl

Not sure why people would watch 70 episodes merely to determine tournament seeding but to each thier own


Reptillian24

“And now for our guest speaker, CEO of BARstoolSPORTS Erika mother fucking NARDINI” (‘turn down for what’ starts blaring over the loudspeaker)


jetboyjetgirl

that's SHE-E-O


darkestb4thadawn

Father Intintola is just an absolute lunatic having a sleep over with Carm while Tony is away with Mead looking at colleges.


chalupa5

Listening to some Earth, Wind & Fire and smoking a bowl life is good


Monos1

slaughter to prevail


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cuntpunt9

Bout that age you see satan for a while


animal_crackers

Sit her down, have her watch The Ring and say "bitch, you have it easy because when you grow up, this is what the real world is like"


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animal_crackers

Sorry my account 'permanently suspended' yesterday by the admins, they just unbanned it after I appealed it, and I just went to the most recent FTT out of habit and started replying on the recent comments which was yesterday's thread. Just be grateful for my sound advice


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animal_crackers

Making a joke about Brian Laundrie getting ass raped in prison. Just some good old fashioned prison rape humor, I thought this was america


jetboyjetgirl

seeing ghosts like Darnold


Dog1983

Thats what you get for inviting taco over


MrTurnersJacket

Did she recently watch The Babadook?


dietMTNdew27

I need to rewatch that movie


GarfieldTrout

This viral [tweet](https://twitter.com/iamkiraj/status/1440082048127934466?s=21) of a young girl who is horrifyingly convinced that her mom’s US passport means she’s an alien had me rolling earlier today.


Monos1

have her sleep with you and bv until she gets over it?


SpursBelowArsenal

Get her a Glock 19


MikeandTheMangosteen

Just get her a night light.


goondaddy172

I know there’s a ongoing joke about targeted ads but I just saw one in my asking if my baby needs a cranial helmet, not cool


coogidown2thesocks

Think I strained my quad stepping over a row of seats at the Cubs game. Might be time to grab the shotgun and give me the Ol Yeller treatment, I’m so washed.


tenacious_masshole

Very good news the smoke detectors in my house are fucked because that post ballgame grilled cheese might have made my roommates kill me.


IDressLikeUrGrandpa

How do people lose a bunch of money on gambling? I feel like all you have to do to break even is not be retarded and know an average amount about sports.


WarrenDeBeers

I would simply win my bets


whoacaine

I break even by not gambling


TylerW_511

Hell yeah what are your picks for this weekend brother


IDressLikeUrGrandpa

Texans +320, Washington +300, Saints +130, Rams +110 brother


PearsonPushedOff

Lmao


OnceAteABurgerAMA

One of the funniest things going on on the internet is the Cracker Barrel twitter account. Some dude named Brad went on a tirade on Yelp or something about how they fired his wife like 10 years ago and to this day every tweet they post just gets flooded with comments asking about why they fired Brad's wife


Samsuncledave

I love big dumb noses on women


dietMTNdew27

Same


MikeandTheMangosteen

Sara Jay?


coogidown2thesocks

https://i.imgur.com/lKfqAEg.jpg


JimmyWarrenBuffett

Paging Ms. Cohen


tscho613

Being alive in the 70s and going to Vegas to see Elvis play the night before seeing Sinatra had to be a all time dudes 🎸 moment


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Every now and again I’ll go look at those incel subreddits and dear god those guys in there are the personification of Best Buy employees and fedoras


TakeErParise

Any good ones to browse?


SpursBelowArsenal

You’re in it buddy


canez47

I do it because I love to hate read those squids comments


thegiantginger

Just received some scam texts with accent marks all over the place like it was written by a sedated Cam Newton and honestly they were far more annoying than the intent of the messages.


TealBlooded

https://i.imgur.com/aRSxScB.jpg Fuck. I actually thought she was into me


thegiantginger

Same pic but mines name is London and is looking for Jaziel


coogidown2thesocks

Gonna be pissing out of my ass here very shortly


JimmyWarrenBuffett

164 thousand people used to live here…. Now it’s a ghost town


OragamiDonkey

something about Ohtani's swing that makes his home runs look VICIOUS


iDidntReadOP

Ran an event at a bar tonight and it was a success. But then a random girl came up to me to ask about it and I think my GF is mad that I talked to her. Literally only talked about the event and gave her the event group's social media handles. Sorry it's a little vague but any more specific and I'd be doxxed.


JimmyWarrenBuffett

Are you GF’s jugs large enough to warrant this behavior


iDidntReadOP

Her hip to waist ratio is out of this world


whoacaine

Nothing you can do about this. Don't you fuckin dare apologize.


iDidntReadOP

We will see what she says tomorrow when she wakes up. She said "everything was fine and is just tired" in the car. But I know better. But no, I have nothing to apologize for. I'm trying to snowball what I have into something bigger and I'll talk to anyone interested to do it.


NOT_PENIS_CREAM

You two should go a several months long van trip.


TylerW_511

Old coworker hit me up tonight to hang out and here I am blacked out on a Tuesday


Way_She_Goes

👑


JimmyWarrenBuffett

🤝


DSHoop56

Is The Night Of rewatchable?


gregallman1888

Very


tscho613

Nah


mchammer69

Only the first few episodes, in my opinion. It gets stupid once he goes away


thesmockintweet

Gonna shit my pants in this Uber if he doesn’t beat this 12 minute eta. AMA. Update: made it home. Also ate at the same restaurant as Bon Jovi tonight. Hope his bowel movements are going better than mine.


DSHoop56

Comment was 11min ago. Status?


thesmockintweet

We are down the block and he randomly stopped at this stop sign to put in his next pickups address. I fear this is coming down to the wire.


hockey111001

Hopped on hinge to test my luck, it’s seems a lot more personal than tinder. Any of you kings use it?


cigguy

It’s not good. But I am also ugly and socially inept


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Met my gf on hinge and 3 of our couple friends did the same. Def the best app.


TakeErParise

Get virtually 100% of my dates from Hinge, don’t even bother with swiping apps unless you’re so hot people audibly gasp when you walk in the room


TylerW_511

Best dating app IMO


DSHoop56

Prefer it. Lots of texting.


tigerfb9457

Fuck the Cubs for trading Kris Bryant


rbark11

Thank you Cubs for Kris Bryant


JimmyWarrenBuffett

Fuck the Cubs*


coogidown2thesocks

Yeah maybe if they kept him they wouldn’t have given up 9 runs to the Twins tonight


dietMTNdew27

Yeah, and we’d definitely be fighting for contention with the Brewers and would have definitely won our first playoff game in 4 years, that’s for sure. Fuck the Ricketts for taking the fastest road to rebuilding!


BradMarchandsNose

Thinking about taking a week sometime and only watching cable when I want to watch tv. Just for old times sake


JimmyWarrenBuffett

Going into the office and getting fucked up on a Tuesday night with coworkers has made me feel more alive than I have in years


hostitty

make sure merideth doesn’t show u her fun bags


JimmyWarrenBuffett

Will be dreaming of Pam and her Pam Pams tonight brother


HAAAAAAALP_

No That 70s Show, Dexter, or Band of Brothers even making it to the honorable mentions list in the snake draft?


CTFootballFan

🗣HELLO WISCONSIN


mikael_renberg

Jersey jerry repeatedly calling Brandon walker “brendan” is hilarious


potatobarn

Rone does too


Shakes55

Megan Makin money repeatedly calling PFT “PED” is hilarious


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freeMalik

If you had slightly changed the story to implying the girl didn’t like the interaction and the timeline, you could have gone viral on Twitter and made CNN and MSNBC talking about how trump is inspiring sexual assault


MrTacoMan

Just say pussy you fucking dork


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MrTacoMan

Doesn’t even make sense try again


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MrTacoMan

You said it! Good job.


Glittering-Essay883

Just a classic brother and sister swinging with their significant others


FootbaIIGuysGuy

Something about Dave being completely whipped yet still wearing a Fresno St shirt around her kills me


lefty5258

This might be a really dumb question but to win any social media giveaways you have to have a public profile I’d imagine right


OverIyDedicated

Yes


OragamiDonkey

Yes little known fact that if your profile is private people can’t even read any of your replies


lefty5258

wondered if the poster would see your response because of the @


OragamiDonkey

Only if you’re public, feel like so many people don’t know that and are talking to the void


FootbaIIGuysGuy

If they want you to repost on your story yes


Shakes55

One (1) upvote and I go have another beer at the bar to accompany the 4 I had at the ballpark


williamclub

Parents are leaving not this weekend but next weekend and I am going stay and take care of the dogs. King of the castle for a couple days, pretty stoked.


DigDug45

I'm glad you clarified what weekend it would be


williamclub

You r welcome


Shakes55

Open house at williamclubs!!!


williamclub

Shakes you can come n bring ur bathing suit they got a big ole (unground) pool and deck.


Fillmoe

Unground?


williamclub

Underground


Shakes55

R there gonna b girls there?


williamclub

No boys night out. We’re gunna howl at the moon


Shakes55

Sry only going if thers grls


williamclub

L


Phoneaccount6903

Don’t forget to check if your dad marked the liquor bottles


williamclub

I don’t drink anymore


Phoneaccount6903

Then make sure he didn’t weigh his coke?


williamclub

I do enjoy a good cold cup of Coca-Cola


badscene518

I bought 2K another year because I'm a chump


tscho613

Honest question why not just do a roster update and save the $60


rbark11

I'm trying to hold out on madden & NHL but it's tough....


dietMTNdew27

I played the trial of Madden and it’s literally a copy paste of last year


chipechiparson

Someone bring me a bottle of water. I don’t want to walk downstairs


animal_crackers

mr fantsy pants here has a house with stairs


chipechiparson

Mom moved me to the attic.


BastianChrist

I've never felt smarter than watching grown men trying to name books.


BrendanIsThrew

I keep a list of books I've read in the notes app because otherwise I wouldn't remember a single one. The second I'm done with it it's out of my mind no matter how good it was


JudgeRoySnyder

It's NOT a nursing home, it's a retirement community!


MikeandTheMangosteen

Nights getting chilly on the ole balcony. Perfect bourbon weather.


powslayer22

Just made a stiff old fashioned for the patio. 🤝


Samsuncledave

I miss WOW chips I need a good cleanse


ComparisonUnited

The American justice system only hit the Mendoza line vs Aaron Hernandez in terms of murders/attempted murder convictions


OnceAteABurgerAMA

What's a good conspiracy theory I should delve into


SimpsonsHatGif

lighting isn't real


mchammer69

Birds are not real. They may have been real at one point, but they have since died off and been replaced by drones


Bombay66

Tartaria - removal of sacred geometry from American buildings, unlimited energy and the onset of postmodern brutalist architecture that coincided with the Rothschilds took over central banking. Places like Buffalo and Milwaukee used to have buildings that put the Taj Mahal to shame.


chipechiparson

Numbers Stations.


mchammer69

Is that a conspiracy? Weren’t those broadcasts definitely used in the past (and somewhat recently, in a few cases)?


chipechiparson

Depends on who you ask


BrendanIsThrew

Moon isn't real


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OnceAteABurgerAMA

Got any youtube links? I looked it up and didn't get anything good


WarrenDeBeers

The only man in the world who doesn’t know where he was when JFK was killed. Oh and the funny little connection to George de Mohrenschildt.


chipechiparson

Caddyshack 2 is not a real movie


williamclub

Roanoke island


birdistheword2023

I’d love me some johnny cakes for breakfast tomorrow not gonna lie.


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Know what I’d love for breakfast?


birdistheword2023

I couldn’t guess


Azzurri_Fan

Some of dem Jimmy deans as well?


birdistheword2023

Only the in-house sausages


buddyguy618

NHL opening night. Rangers vs Caps. Reaves vs Wilson. Biz and Gretzky in the studio. Can we fast forward?


rbark11

Counting down the days to puck season


birdistheword2023

Hopefully Biz acts like Roy Kent in the studio


MikeandTheMangosteen

We’re not that far away, king


DSHoop56

Most attractive woman ever to appear in Entourage?


Bombay66

Carla Gugino


damienlasershow

sloan


chriscir09

Sloan is the obvious answer but the Perfect 10 model that E bangs after his gf ditches him is up there too


PatientDawg

The perfect 10 model e fucks in season 2


mikeisaphreek

constance zimmer


krylxanon

E's English assistant in season 7


LiveFreeTalkHard

Sloan


burghboy24

Sloan


RowBoatInspector

Tell Sloan I said what up


LaichItOrlovIt8

sasha gray


LastedPants

Charity Crawford


theSongIsImGangsta

I still want that gas yes, and you had better deliver.


Marko_Ramius1

Adriana was a smoke but Chrissy's wife (Dr. Faye from Mad Men) was also a fucking babe


slothtastic24

Man your own jackhammer! Man your battle stations!


The_Autumn_Wind

What numbers from China are more made up- TikTok views and likes or the country’s Covid cases?


MikeandTheMangosteen

I’ll never forgive China for creating Tiktok


williamclub

I’m in college and pretty much everyone I know has a tik tok, I think the app is pretty popular.


pm8938

Yes


BastianChrist

Want it on record that slim fit jeans are NOT the same as skinny jeans. Do not even accuse me.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Depends on how big your legs are, right?