Free Talk Tuesday - September 21, 2021
By - AutoModerator
anyone play splitgate? i didn't think i would like it but it's a ton of fun. just need to get used to the portal element of it.
Steven Cheah has no idea what he talking about https://twitter.com/fourverts/status/1440666126610878488?s=21
his LARPing as an nfl scout or whatever has gotten really annoying
I mean the ball was underthrown by 10 yds but whatevs
Guy is the definition of an armchair QB/coach
Not sure why people would watch 70 episodes merely to determine tournament seeding but to each thier own
“And now for our guest speaker, CEO of BARstoolSPORTS Erika mother fucking NARDINI” (‘turn down for what’ starts blaring over the loudspeaker)
Father Intintola is just an absolute lunatic having a sleep over with Carm while Tony is away with Mead looking at colleges.
Listening to some Earth, Wind & Fire and smoking a bowl life is good
slaughter to prevail
Bout that age you see satan for a while
Sit her down, have her watch The Ring and say "bitch, you have it easy because when you grow up, this is what the real world is like"
Sorry my account 'permanently suspended' yesterday by the admins, they just unbanned it after I appealed it, and I just went to the most recent FTT out of habit and started replying on the recent comments which was yesterday's thread. Just be grateful for my sound advice
Making a joke about Brian Laundrie getting ass raped in prison. Just some good old fashioned prison rape humor, I thought this was america
seeing ghosts like Darnold
Thats what you get for inviting taco over
Did she recently watch The Babadook?
I need to rewatch that movie
This viral [tweet](https://twitter.com/iamkiraj/status/1440082048127934466?s=21) of a young girl who is horrifyingly convinced that her mom’s US passport means she’s an alien had me rolling earlier today.
have her sleep with you and bv until she gets over it?
Get her a Glock 19
Just get her a night light.
I know there’s a ongoing joke about targeted ads but I just saw one in my asking if my baby needs a cranial helmet, not cool
Think I strained my quad stepping over a row of seats at the Cubs game. Might be time to grab the shotgun and give me the Ol Yeller treatment, I’m so washed.
Very good news the smoke detectors in my house are fucked because that post ballgame grilled cheese might have made my roommates kill me.
How do people lose a bunch of money on gambling? I feel like all you have to do to break even is not be retarded and know an average amount about sports.
I would simply win my bets
I break even by not gambling
Hell yeah what are your picks for this weekend brother
Texans +320, Washington +300, Saints +130, Rams +110 brother
One of the funniest things going on on the internet is the Cracker Barrel twitter account. Some dude named Brad went on a tirade on Yelp or something about how they fired his wife like 10 years ago and to this day every tweet they post just gets flooded with comments asking about why they fired Brad's wife
I love big dumb noses on women
Paging Ms. Cohen
Being alive in the 70s and going to Vegas to see Elvis play the night before seeing Sinatra had to be a all time dudes 🎸 moment
Every now and again I’ll go look at those incel subreddits and dear god those guys in there are the personification of Best Buy employees and fedoras
Any good ones to browse?
You’re in it buddy
I do it because I love to hate read those squids comments
Just received some scam texts with accent marks all over the place like it was written by a sedated Cam Newton and honestly they were far more annoying than the intent of the messages.
Fuck. I actually thought she was into me
Same pic but mines name is London and is looking for Jaziel
Gonna be pissing out of my ass here very shortly
164 thousand people used to live here….
Now it’s a ghost town
something about Ohtani's swing that makes his home runs look VICIOUS
Ran an event at a bar tonight and it was a success. But then a random girl came up to me to ask about it and I think my GF is mad that I talked to her. Literally only talked about the event and gave her the event group's social media handles. Sorry it's a little vague but any more specific and I'd be doxxed.
Are you GF’s jugs large enough to warrant this behavior
Her hip to waist ratio is out of this world
Nothing you can do about this. Don't you fuckin dare apologize.
We will see what she says tomorrow when she wakes up. She said "everything was fine and is just tired" in the car. But I know better. But no, I have nothing to apologize for. I'm trying to snowball what I have into something bigger and I'll talk to anyone interested to do it.
You two should go a several months long van trip.
Old coworker hit me up tonight to hang out and here I am blacked out on a Tuesday
Is The Night Of rewatchable?
Only the first few episodes, in my opinion. It gets stupid once he goes away
Gonna shit my pants in this Uber if he doesn’t beat this 12 minute eta. AMA.
Update: made it home. Also ate at the same restaurant as Bon Jovi tonight. Hope his bowel movements are going better than mine.
Comment was 11min ago. Status?
We are down the block and he randomly stopped at this stop sign to put in his next pickups address. I fear this is coming down to the wire.
Hopped on hinge to test my luck, it’s seems a lot more personal than tinder. Any of you kings use it?
It’s not good. But I am also ugly and socially inept
Met my gf on hinge and 3 of our couple friends did the same. Def the best app.
Get virtually 100% of my dates from Hinge, don’t even bother with swiping apps unless you’re so hot people audibly gasp when you walk in the room
Best dating app IMO
Prefer it. Lots of texting.
Fuck the Cubs for trading Kris Bryant
Thank you Cubs for Kris Bryant
Fuck the Cubs*
Yeah maybe if they kept him they wouldn’t have given up 9 runs to the Twins tonight
Yeah, and we’d definitely be fighting for contention with the Brewers and would have definitely won our first playoff game in 4 years, that’s for sure. Fuck the Ricketts for taking the fastest road to rebuilding!
Thinking about taking a week sometime and only watching cable when I want to watch tv. Just for old times sake
Going into the office and getting fucked up on a Tuesday night with coworkers has made me feel more alive than I have in years
make sure merideth doesn’t show u her fun bags
Will be dreaming of Pam and her Pam Pams tonight brother
No That 70s Show, Dexter, or Band of Brothers even making it to the honorable mentions list in the snake draft?
Jersey jerry repeatedly calling Brandon walker “brendan” is hilarious
Rone does too
Megan Makin money repeatedly calling PFT “PED” is hilarious
If you had slightly changed the story to implying the girl didn’t like the interaction and the timeline, you could have gone viral on Twitter and made CNN and MSNBC talking about how trump is inspiring sexual assault
Just say pussy you fucking dork
Doesn’t even make sense try again
You said it! Good job.
Just a classic brother and sister swinging with their significant others
Something about Dave being completely whipped yet still wearing a Fresno St shirt around her kills me
This might be a really dumb question but to win any social media giveaways you have to have a public profile I’d imagine right
Yes little known fact that if your profile is private people can’t even read any of your replies
wondered if the poster would see your response because of the @
Only if you’re public, feel like so many people don’t know that and are talking to the void
If they want you to repost on your story yes
One (1) upvote and I go have another beer at the bar to accompany the 4 I had at the ballpark
Parents are leaving not this weekend but next weekend and I am going stay and take care of the dogs. King of the castle for a couple days, pretty stoked.
I'm glad you clarified what weekend it would be
You r welcome
Open house at williamclubs!!!
Shakes you can come n bring ur bathing suit they got a big ole (unground) pool and deck.
R there gonna b girls there?
No boys night out. We’re gunna howl at the moon
Sry only going if thers grls
Don’t forget to check if your dad marked the liquor bottles
I don’t drink anymore
Then make sure he didn’t weigh his coke?
I do enjoy a good cold cup of Coca-Cola
I bought 2K another year because I'm a chump
Honest question why not just do a roster update and save the $60
I'm trying to hold out on madden & NHL but it's tough....
I played the trial of Madden and it’s literally a copy paste of last year
Someone bring me a bottle of water. I don’t want to walk downstairs
mr fantsy pants here has a house with stairs
Mom moved me to the attic.
I've never felt smarter than watching grown men trying to name books.
I keep a list of books I've read in the notes app because otherwise I wouldn't remember a single one. The second I'm done with it it's out of my mind no matter how good it was
It's NOT a nursing home, it's a retirement community!
Nights getting chilly on the ole balcony. Perfect bourbon weather.
Just made a stiff old fashioned for the patio. 🤝
I miss WOW chips
I need a good cleanse
The American justice system only hit the Mendoza line vs Aaron Hernandez in terms of murders/attempted murder convictions
What's a good conspiracy theory I should delve into
lighting isn't real
Birds are not real. They may have been real at one point, but they have since died off and been replaced by drones
Tartaria - removal of sacred geometry from American buildings, unlimited energy and the onset of postmodern brutalist architecture that coincided with the Rothschilds took over central banking. Places like Buffalo and Milwaukee used to have buildings that put the Taj Mahal to shame.
Is that a conspiracy? Weren’t those broadcasts definitely used in the past (and somewhat recently, in a few cases)?
Depends on who you ask
Moon isn't real
Got any youtube links? I looked it up and didn't get anything good
The only man in the world who doesn’t know where he was when JFK was killed. Oh and the funny little connection to George de Mohrenschildt.
Caddyshack 2 is not a real movie
I’d love me some johnny cakes for breakfast tomorrow not gonna lie.
Know what I’d love for breakfast?
I couldn’t guess
Some of dem Jimmy deans as well?
Only the in-house sausages
NHL opening night. Rangers vs Caps. Reaves vs Wilson. Biz and Gretzky in the studio. Can we fast forward?
Counting down the days to puck season
Hopefully Biz acts like Roy Kent in the studio
We’re not that far away, king
Most attractive woman ever to appear in Entourage?
Sloan is the obvious answer but the Perfect 10 model that E bangs after his gf ditches him is up there too
The perfect 10 model e fucks in season 2
E's English assistant in season 7
Tell Sloan I said what up
I still want that gas yes, and you had better deliver.
Adriana was a smoke but Chrissy's wife (Dr. Faye from Mad Men) was also a fucking babe
Man your own jackhammer! Man your battle stations!
What numbers from China are more made up- TikTok views and likes or the country’s Covid cases?
I’ll never forgive China for creating Tiktok
I’m in college and pretty much everyone I know has a tik tok, I think the app is pretty popular.
Want it on record that slim fit jeans are NOT the same as skinny jeans. Do not even accuse me.
Depends on how big your legs are, right?