Free Talk Wednesday - September 22, 2021
By - AutoModerator
I really, REALLY wanna bang Casey Anthony
My dream is to be half as cool as Dave Grohl
Should not have dipped into the survivor sub. That ones on me
Is that a mop bucket?
Up with the newborn…now can’t fall back asleep 🦉
That's on you for reproducing
how do u feel about lastings milledge
Old enough to remember he was ABSOLUTELY UNTOUCHABLE and then he fell off a cliff. haven’t thought about him in a long time.
i’m a bucs fan so i have fleeting memories of his dumbass. sorry about ur season going to utter shit
It’s all good. Unfortunately the Mets were paper thin from the get. Never felt comfortable with Rojas at the helm and the whole DeGrom situation has been really bizarre. Gotta do some surgery on the OF next year and hopefully sign Baez (I know a lot of Mets fans don’t really like him).
at least you’re not a pirates fan. congrats on being a dad my man.
Fair enough. And thanks, got 2 under 2 now. Fun stuff.
Just argued with the warden to a draw. I’m totally gonna make a comeback
Go the fuck to sleep brother.
never argue with a bitch
you’re on an anti women tear tonight
I am so excited to see Andrew Wiggins turned into the black sheep of the NBA while LeBron is still unvaccinated
Passed my drugtest passed criminal background check, now the hr lady wants like ten years of W2s, tax stubs AND letters of employment of verification from my last 4 bosses. Think I will kind tell her no thanks tomorrow.
Not to dox but unless this is your dream job tell them to fuck right off.
Rep are you applying to a job with some kind of security clearance? (Serious)
After my 7th interview over zoom I decided I was done cause 50 this 50 that, 50 stay with a gat 32 shots in the clip, hollow tips in the MAC…G UNIT!
There is this obnoxious asshole who comes down my block every few weeks right around 130 and absolutely gooses his obnoxious ass motorcycle down the road. It’s almost methodical at this point bc he makes 0 noise before he rips it.
I’ve never wanted to hear him step on it and then a couple blocks away hear a loud screech of tires and metal hit asphalt.
Maxine Waters really said that Border Patrol agents riding horses is worse than slavery. How low of an IQ do you need to vote for these people 😂
This the one you’re gonna do?
I want Paige Buekers to cross me up on the basketball court and then shit talk me about it while she dominates me in bed
Refund the police! https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2021-09-18/melrose-strip-gun-crime-wave-microcosm-of-firearms-holdups-citywide
> Michel Moore accurately reported to the Police Commission this week that overall in the city “robberies are essentially flat” compared with last year,
>!find a new slant!<
Honestly though this has been going on since COVID and probably more a return to equilibrium than anything. You flaunt Rolex’s and designer handbags and jewelry and shit, it will get snatched.
You do realize that literally every store in LA was being robbed last year in the name of George Floyd lmao. And armed robberies are up 20% so yes essentially flat 😂
I said find a new slant
Elections have consequences
Limousine liberals in disbelief
West coast kings. Gwen Stefani has some of the most expressive eyebrows in the business
LPT: don't follow hoes you're not fucking on instagram or snapchat
I intentionally blinded myself so I couldn’t even see them if I tried.
You catch feels for an instahoe? Yikes
Hack your boyfriend's phone?
Wtf why not?
Love the late-night insane advice
Skippy Creamy or gtfo
crunchy all day
Jiff creamy, pleb
It’s funny when Fran shows up on my Instagram follow suggestions and I see tons of dudes i went to high school or college with like every one of her pictures. Criminally horny.
Dudes nowadays will give a bitch they're not fucking attention for free. 0 competition
None of us alphas, though.
Second fire alarm at my apartment complex this week. One more and I’m gonna burn this fucking building down so at least the fire department has something to do when they show up
Couple weekends ago the fire alarm goes off while we are partying at my apartment after bars. We go downstairs and this couple is arguing outside very belligerently. I call it right there that the girl arguing pulled the fire alarm. The girl involved in the argument ends up screaming in front of everyone from that side of the building “That’s why I pulled the fire alarm, because you are an abusive motherfucker. I told you to stop hitting me.” Cops come and both individuals got put in squad cars by the time we were cleared to go back upstairs
Was he a bald hippie with a van?
They end up going on a road trip out West?
Need more on this story
Sounds like a healthy relationship
This guy who wants a viva retweet so bad drives his girlfriend across state lines to buy a T-shirt and he has to place this bet and then they promise they’ll give him 2000 better odds. Do these people not realise how gambling companies work?
…… *Mariners* 👀
Best uniforms in sports
I want to believe
The rational side of my brain said it was all over after they dropped back to back heart breakers against Boston last week. The emotional side of my brain has kept me turning them on every night. 2% my ass. Real bummer the Yankees came back and won tonight though
Just when I thought I was out…
Frank the Tank’s slideshows lift my spirits
He looks like an autist confused puppy
I need Kayce's Spicy Koochi like I need air.
Aka Kayce's Spicy Koliflower
its the wrong kind of spicy.....the type that you need a shot for after your there
Kayce has a dick so
Lawler by ko
Just watched survivor (recorded it cuz I had a dinner to go to) they cancelled “come on in guys” 😂😂😂 are you fuckin kidding me
Watched with a girl who’s a super lib. Even she thought it was a bit much
My sister is as lib as it gets but is a big survivor fan. Even she got pissed, fuckin probst
Episode didn’t give me much hope for the rest of the season
Second tribal was entertaining so the show stills hits but too much woke shit going on
Very true. Was shocked she didn’t cry given how she acted the rest of the episode
Just watching The Challenge, did not expect a Josh redemption arc
Josh blows. Stop having that idiot on
Well I for one have zero interest in an emotionally stable well liked Josh.
Ppl are claiming Scott Kazmir pitched tonight, in the year 2021, but I genuinely don’t believe it
Pitched ok too. Only 4 innings, but no earned runs
Wonder what Victor Zambrano is up to
Oliver Perez was still pitching this year. Dude debuted in 2002 lol
yeah but he's been at it it year after year. Still crazy but at least I'd gotten used to it by now
It’s crazy because I just remember him being terrible on the Pirates in the mid 2000s. Never would’ve thought he’d play for 20 years
I remember his first “comeback” from injuries with the A’s way back in like 2014 lol. Crazy he made it back again
On vacation and was refreshing for a solid half hour before I remembered there’s no Wednesday drunk thread
how was survivor tonight didn't have a chance to catch it? hopefully it's finally more queer, waiting for it to catch up to the times
Got back from Philly two days ago. Was down there for the Eagles home opener. I miss living there so much. Try and go back at least once a year.
Man I remember when the new survivor episodes would be up for torrenting like 30 minutes after they aired. The times they are a-changing (or I’m old and washed and don’t know the good trackers anymore)
You need to torrent Survivor on basic cable?
Goodbye horses, I’m lying over you
That accent is pretty renowned for being dead on accurate.
Like a year or two ago
Yea she was definitely the low point of the movie. Hopkins steals the show.
Low point yet still won the Oscar lmao
Yea because the Oscars are notoriously known for their flawless award selections
Watching a show and they’re interviewing a guy who hit the beach in Normandy at 15. Just incomprehensible to do something like that.
If you ever get the chance to go to Normandy you’ve got to do it. Where the army Rangers scaled the cliffs to disable the AA guns still has all the mortar holes intact
I regret not going when I was over there. It’s like 3+ hours drive from Paris and there isn’t really a train that goes there. I had plenty of time, going to make sure to go that way and hit Mont Saint Michel too.
Doesn't matter. Lobstastew cancelled gender
He had some meltdown tonight didn’t he lol
Denny’s has really underrated burgers. They were the only restaurant available on DD tonight and I couldn’t believe how good it was.
Weinerschnitzels burgers are sleepers too
What kinda burger we talkin
Good old fashioned double cheeseburger. Thing was monstrous.
Never tried from Denny’s, will be soon
Lots of chicks think they’re way too good for places like that as they spend $20 on a few farm to table eggs and toast
Russian bot selling Frank and Duggs knockoff merch? https://twitter.com/njtank99/status/1440869227582296073?s=21
Guess I’ll just go rewatch every season of survivor instead of the new one
Billy MF Strings
An absolute king of kings
can’t wait for the new album on friday
Had no idea he was dropping anew album. This made my night
Is the Descent 2 any good
Movie. I like the first one
With a year of practice Odell could dominate premier league but none of those guys could last 1 possession at WR
Premier lacrosse maybe
Maybe like 3 years if he started now
At least try if you’re going to do this nonsense
Very weak bait
Do you guys know her as Candace Parker or as Ace?
What’s a Candace Parker?
Number 1 draft pick
rookie of the year
AND mvp in the same year
All those accolades should be nullified for marrying Sheldon Williams.
I thought ESPN was joking when they said people actually watch the WNBA
Phenom. High school player of the year….TWICE.
Lots of gays on survivor
They should bring back the survival aspect and make them starve if they can't catch fish, fewer tarps and shit
New CBS diversity quota. Very obvious on Big Brother as well
back 9 johnny is 1000% a free talker
Has this season felt off to you? Still really enjoyable but something seems different.
Maybe not as much focus on the location? Is the production too good?
yes there is something a little different about it and i’m not sure what it is. still very much enjoying it but i do agree with you. i think it might be them not having to find an airbnb which is always good content
Yeah there isn’t much location talk or them mixing it up with locals (outside of back 9 Johnny). Feel like they usually do a good job of giving you some local flavor
Two 15yos murdered in chicago yesterday. Documented gang members the one they stood over and shot 23 times. Yet news articles coming out how they were great kids with aspirations and that is why it’ll never ever end.
Lightfoot! Send in the covid cowboy
Maybe you should call the paper and tell them what monumental pieces of garbage the two dead 15 year olds were.
If you die, people don’t talk shit about you publicly. This is (should be?) a universal truth. Why do you care that people say nice things about dead kids?
Because it creates a false narrative that these were outstanding innocent kids. No, these are the exact people causing the violence and shit in this city.
What a fucking pathetic thing to care about
If it was happening in your backyard you’d care too. What a clown thing to say. Hardo
Just gets dumber with each comment. I wouldn’t give a shit that the newspaper was not trashing dead kids. Moron.
You sound sheltered. Poor little man.
Just continuing to embarrass yourself
Give off serious short man anger vibes. Trying to see how long I can get your hardass to keep replying lmao
Whatever makes you feel better. Just a moron pretending he’s doing it on purpose but we both already know that.
Pretty sure the tone of the news story isn’t a giant factor when it comes to solving gang violence.
Lmfao Josh bawling his eyes out on The Challenge
Don’t like fessy but sort of weak he got kicked out from that.
Every time he yells, the tears aren’t far behind.
Like an emotional five year old
Does Amazon sell audiobooks? If not, where is the best place to look?
Pretend to be blind and get them for free.
They own this little company called Audible
Audible is part of Amazon, but it’s an added on cost. I’m pretty sure if you have a library card you get free audiobooks
Living downtown means chain restaurants become a treat since they mostly only exist in the suburbs or the outer fringes of the city. Just got a hankering for Popeyes biscuits and I’m not sure I’ll be able to alleviate that any time soon. Might have to get in my car and treat myself this weekend.
Had a Popeye's spicy sando for lunch today. It fucked bigly
Embarrassed to admit I haven’t tried it yet. Can’t say no to the spicy tenders when I’m there.
Why not both
Take the metro over to stadium village
Is there one over there? I thought the closest one was Lake Street
I just meant chains in general
There’s one up University by Lexington. Prob too far on the St Paul side tho. Maybe MN was thinking of Canes cuz I don’t know about any popeyes in stadium village
Yeah I zoomed out of the metro on google maps and searched "popeyes" and it might be the most racist map I've ever seen.
Gotta go to Hudson if you want the nice Popeyes lol the one all the way over on the East Side by Target on White Bear Ave isn’t so bad
Impractical Jokers is the ultimate white dad show
[This made me so uncomfortable when I first saw it.](https://youtu.be/guuJe5dKctY)
Used to be so good. Feels like they've run out of ideas and are just milking the paycheck.
Ay Sal, go up to dat ladies shoppin cart and a put a box of condoms in it
Show rules. Find a new slant
Oh I love it. Ultimate dudes rock show
I think they are funny goofballs
Someone in another sub just tried to roast me for being a Portnoy Stan... I don't think they understand what goes on here
Few months ago I made a slightly insensitive joke in some sports sub and it did not go over well. The third comment bashing me was something like "oh a r/barstoolsports commenter, figures" and that's the only one I responded to. Has to set the record straight that I don't actually consume any barstool content