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Free Talk Wednesday - September 22, 2021

Free Talk Wednesday - September 22, 2021

OnceAteABurgerAMA

I really, REALLY wanna bang Casey Anthony


Blatt_called_timeout

My dream is to be half as cool as Dave Grohl


stoolie2000

Should not have dipped into the survivor sub. That ones on me


okjustthis1post

Is that a mop bucket?


metsman07

Up with the newborn…now can’t fall back asleep 🦉


Blatt_called_timeout

That's on you for reproducing


hostitty

how do u feel about lastings milledge


metsman07

Old enough to remember he was ABSOLUTELY UNTOUCHABLE and then he fell off a cliff. haven’t thought about him in a long time.


hostitty

i’m a bucs fan so i have fleeting memories of his dumbass. sorry about ur season going to utter shit


metsman07

It’s all good. Unfortunately the Mets were paper thin from the get. Never felt comfortable with Rojas at the helm and the whole DeGrom situation has been really bizarre. Gotta do some surgery on the OF next year and hopefully sign Baez (I know a lot of Mets fans don’t really like him).


hostitty

at least you’re not a pirates fan. congrats on being a dad my man.


metsman07

Fair enough. And thanks, got 2 under 2 now. Fun stuff.


hostitty

viva


SalmonBaconator

Just argued with the warden to a draw. I’m totally gonna make a comeback


okjustthis1post

At 3am? Go the fuck to sleep brother.


SalmonBaconator

Time zones


jawndergone

never argue with a bitch


hostitty

you’re on an anti women tear tonight


tigerfb9457

I am so excited to see Andrew Wiggins turned into the black sheep of the NBA while LeBron is still unvaccinated


Reptillian24

Passed my drugtest passed criminal background check, now the hr lady wants like ten years of W2s, tax stubs AND letters of employment of verification from my last 4 bosses. Think I will kind tell her no thanks tomorrow.


pacsun_bro

Not to dox but unless this is your dream job tell them to fuck right off.


pacsun_bro

Rep are you applying to a job with some kind of security clearance? (Serious)


Reptillian24

No


Reptillian24

After my 7th interview over zoom I decided I was done cause 50 this 50 that, 50 stay with a gat 32 shots in the clip, hollow tips in the MAC…G UNIT!


ThaDudeAbides69

There is this obnoxious asshole who comes down my block every few weeks right around 130 and absolutely gooses his obnoxious ass motorcycle down the road. It’s almost methodical at this point bc he makes 0 noise before he rips it. I’ve never wanted to hear him step on it and then a couple blocks away hear a loud screech of tires and metal hit asphalt.


tigerfb9457

Maxine Waters really said that Border Patrol agents riding horses is worse than slavery. How low of an IQ do you need to vote for these people 😂


SalmonBaconator

This the one you’re gonna do?


Blatt_called_timeout

I want Paige Buekers to cross me up on the basketball court and then shit talk me about it while she dominates me in bed


OnceAteABurgerAMA

>!🦉!<


tigerfb9457

Refund the police! https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2021-09-18/melrose-strip-gun-crime-wave-microcosm-of-firearms-holdups-citywide


Rakuen

> Michel Moore accurately reported to the Police Commission this week that overall in the city “robberies are essentially flat” compared with last year, >!find a new slant!< Honestly though this has been going on since COVID and probably more a return to equilibrium than anything. You flaunt Rolex’s and designer handbags and jewelry and shit, it will get snatched.


tigerfb9457

You do realize that literally every store in LA was being robbed last year in the name of George Floyd lmao. And armed robberies are up 20% so yes essentially flat 😂


Rakuen

I said find a new slant


PearsonPushedOff

Elections have consequences


tigerfb9457

Limousine liberals in disbelief


pacsun_bro

West coast kings. Gwen Stefani has some of the most expressive eyebrows in the business


jawndergone

LPT: don't follow hoes you're not fucking on instagram or snapchat


WarrenDeBeers

I intentionally blinded myself so I couldn’t even see them if I tried.


goonsquad4357

You catch feels for an instahoe? Yikes


slopchopz

Hack your boyfriend's phone?


_HotDogSandwich

Wtf why not?


fair_enough_

Love the late-night insane advice


OnceAteABurgerAMA

Skippy Creamy or gtfo


hostitty

crunchy all day


NOT_PENIS_CREAM

Jiff creamy, pleb


OnceAteABurgerAMA

🤮


IDressLikeUrGrandpa

It’s funny when Fran shows up on my Instagram follow suggestions and I see tons of dudes i went to high school or college with like every one of her pictures. Criminally horny.


jawndergone

Dudes nowadays will give a bitch they're not fucking attention for free. 0 competition


SalmonBaconator

None of us alphas, though.


tittylover007

Second fire alarm at my apartment complex this week. One more and I’m gonna burn this fucking building down so at least the fire department has something to do when they show up


mchammer69

Couple weekends ago the fire alarm goes off while we are partying at my apartment after bars. We go downstairs and this couple is arguing outside very belligerently. I call it right there that the girl arguing pulled the fire alarm. The girl involved in the argument ends up screaming in front of everyone from that side of the building “That’s why I pulled the fire alarm, because you are an abusive motherfucker. I told you to stop hitting me.” Cops come and both individuals got put in squad cars by the time we were cleared to go back upstairs


JohnFreakingElway

Was he a bald hippie with a van?


windstone12

They end up going on a road trip out West?


dietMTNdew27

Need more on this story


GAMERS516

Sounds like a healthy relationship


Trip__

This guy who wants a viva retweet so bad drives his girlfriend across state lines to buy a T-shirt and he has to place this bet and then they promise they’ll give him 2000 better odds. Do these people not realise how gambling companies work? https://twitter.com/vincemalfeo/status/1440880172580982787?s=21


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ChellaZza

…… *Mariners* 👀


OnceAteABurgerAMA

Best uniforms in sports


Sir_Bradford

I want to believe


ChrisB_Bacon

The rational side of my brain said it was all over after they dropped back to back heart breakers against Boston last week. The emotional side of my brain has kept me turning them on every night. 2% my ass. Real bummer the Yankees came back and won tonight though


blueschooler

Just when I thought I was out…


mullican93

Frank the Tank’s slideshows lift my spirits


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goonsquad4357

He looks like an autist confused puppy


IncarceratedDude

I need Kayce's Spicy Koochi like I need air. Aka Kayce's Spicy Koliflower


mikeisaphreek

its the wrong kind of spicy.....the type that you need a shot for after your there


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Kayce has a dick so


williamclub

Lawler by ko


stoolie2000

Just watched survivor (recorded it cuz I had a dinner to go to) they cancelled “come on in guys” 😂😂😂 are you fuckin kidding me


Dantenole

Watched with a girl who’s a super lib. Even she thought it was a bit much


stoolie2000

My sister is as lib as it gets but is a big survivor fan. Even she got pissed, fuckin probst


meramek

Episode didn’t give me much hope for the rest of the season


stoolie2000

Second tribal was entertaining so the show stills hits but too much woke shit going on


meramek

Very true. Was shocked she didn’t cry given how she acted the rest of the episode


eastsiderabbi69

Just watching The Challenge, did not expect a Josh redemption arc


a856e131

Josh blows. Stop having that idiot on


WarrenDeBeers

Well I for one have zero interest in an emotionally stable well liked Josh.


dxp857

Ppl are claiming Scott Kazmir pitched tonight, in the year 2021, but I genuinely don’t believe it


fwill_

Pitched ok too. Only 4 innings, but no earned runs


badgermushroombadger

Wonder what Victor Zambrano is up to


OverIyDedicated

Oliver Perez was still pitching this year. Dude debuted in 2002 lol


dxp857

yeah but he's been at it it year after year. Still crazy but at least I'd gotten used to it by now


OverIyDedicated

It’s crazy because I just remember him being terrible on the Pirates in the mid 2000s. Never would’ve thought he’d play for 20 years


Way_She_Goes

I remember his first “comeback” from injuries with the A’s way back in like 2014 lol. Crazy he made it back again


ShitpostSundae

On vacation and was refreshing for a solid half hour before I remembered there’s no Wednesday drunk thread


Phoneaccount6903

how was survivor tonight didn't have a chance to catch it? hopefully it's finally more queer, waiting for it to catch up to the times


badscene518

Got back from Philly two days ago. Was down there for the Eagles home opener. I miss living there so much. Try and go back at least once a year.


Rakuen

Man I remember when the new survivor episodes would be up for torrenting like 30 minutes after they aired. The times they are a-changing (or I’m old and washed and don’t know the good trackers anymore)


RealestInTheRoom

You need to torrent Survivor on basic cable?


Rakuen

What?


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The_Autumn_Wind

Goodbye horses, I’m lying over you


gregallman1888

That accent is pretty renowned for being dead on accurate.


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gregallman1888

Like a year or two ago


canez47

Yea she was definitely the low point of the movie. Hopkins steals the show.


huskerblack

Low point yet still won the Oscar lmao


canez47

Yea because the Oscars are notoriously known for their flawless award selections


MrTacoMan

Watching a show and they’re interviewing a guy who hit the beach in Normandy at 15. Just incomprehensible to do something like that.


DezCaught1t

If you ever get the chance to go to Normandy you’ve got to do it. Where the army Rangers scaled the cliffs to disable the AA guns still has all the mortar holes intact


TakeErParise

I regret not going when I was over there. It’s like 3+ hours drive from Paris and there isn’t really a train that goes there. I had plenty of time, going to make sure to go that way and hit Mont Saint Michel too.


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GarthHooks99

Doesn't matter. Lobstastew cancelled gender


dietMTNdew27

He had some meltdown tonight didn’t he lol


The_Teabagger

Denny’s has really underrated burgers. They were the only restaurant available on DD tonight and I couldn’t believe how good it was.


Rakuen

Weinerschnitzels burgers are sleepers too


canez47

What kinda burger we talkin


The_Teabagger

Good old fashioned double cheeseburger. Thing was monstrous.


canez47

Never tried from Denny’s, will be soon


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dietMTNdew27

Lots of chicks think they’re way too good for places like that as they spend $20 on a few farm to table eggs and toast


badgermushroombadger

Russian bot selling Frank and Duggs knockoff merch? https://twitter.com/njtank99/status/1440869227582296073?s=21


DezCaught1t

Guess I’ll just go rewatch every season of survivor instead of the new one


People_Forget_That

Billy MF Strings


thesmockintweet

An absolute king of kings


ChipperScrones

can’t wait for the new album on friday


PhantomMercenary

Had no idea he was dropping anew album. This made my night


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Is the Descent 2 any good


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ASOIAF_blackfyre

Movie. I like the first one


Zdravstvuj

With a year of practice Odell could dominate premier league but none of those guys could last 1 possession at WR


tittylover007

Premier lacrosse maybe


mikael_renberg

Maybe like 3 years if he started now


PinkyPorcupine11

Pathetic


MrTacoMan

At least try if you’re going to do this nonsense


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Very weak bait


GGLForever

Do you guys know her as Candace Parker or as Ace?


HankSteeleTRQC

What’s a Candace Parker?


GGLForever

Number 1 draft pick rookie of the year AND mvp in the same year


ryanmoskal

All those accolades should be nullified for marrying Sheldon Williams.


King_LBJ

I thought ESPN was joking when they said people actually watch the WNBA


GGLForever

Phenom. High school player of the year….TWICE.


ElectricFactory

Lots of gays on survivor


AdvancedCause3

They should bring back the survival aspect and make them starve if they can't catch fish, fewer tarps and shit


DezCaught1t

New CBS diversity quota. Very obvious on Big Brother as well


damienlasershow

back 9 johnny is 1000% a free talker


mushperv

Has this season felt off to you? Still really enjoyable but something seems different. Maybe not as much focus on the location? Is the production too good?


damienlasershow

yes there is something a little different about it and i’m not sure what it is. still very much enjoying it but i do agree with you. i think it might be them not having to find an airbnb which is always good content


RowBoatInspector

Yeah there isn’t much location talk or them mixing it up with locals (outside of back 9 Johnny). Feel like they usually do a good job of giving you some local flavor


Ok-Broccoli-4886

Two 15yos murdered in chicago yesterday. Documented gang members the one they stood over and shot 23 times. Yet news articles coming out how they were great kids with aspirations and that is why it’ll never ever end.


barnmucker69

Incredible


badgermushroombadger

Lightfoot! Send in the covid cowboy


JudgeRoySnyder

Maybe you should call the paper and tell them what monumental pieces of garbage the two dead 15 year olds were.


MrTacoMan

If you die, people don’t talk shit about you publicly. This is (should be?) a universal truth. Why do you care that people say nice things about dead kids?


Ok-Broccoli-4886

Because it creates a false narrative that these were outstanding innocent kids. No, these are the exact people causing the violence and shit in this city.


MrTacoMan

What a fucking pathetic thing to care about


Ok-Broccoli-4886

If it was happening in your backyard you’d care too. What a clown thing to say. Hardo


MrTacoMan

Just gets dumber with each comment. I wouldn’t give a shit that the newspaper was not trashing dead kids. Moron.


Ok-Broccoli-4886

You sound sheltered. Poor little man.


MrTacoMan

Just continuing to embarrass yourself


Ok-Broccoli-4886

Give off serious short man anger vibes. Trying to see how long I can get your hardass to keep replying lmao


MrTacoMan

Whatever makes you feel better. Just a moron pretending he’s doing it on purpose but we both already know that.


CamNewtonCouldLearn

Pretty sure the tone of the news story isn’t a giant factor when it comes to solving gang violence.


nouseforasn

Lmfao Josh bawling his eyes out on The Challenge


tscho613

Don’t like fessy but sort of weak he got kicked out from that.


WarrenDeBeers

Every time he yells, the tears aren’t far behind.


nouseforasn

Like an emotional five year old


ProjectBadass

Does Amazon sell audiobooks? If not, where is the best place to look?


ryanmoskal

Pretend to be blind and get them for free.


whoacaine

They own this little company called Audible


tallYuppieScum

Audible is part of Amazon, but it’s an added on cost. I’m pretty sure if you have a library card you get free audiobooks


ghostofboggs

Overdrive app


TakeErParise

Living downtown means chain restaurants become a treat since they mostly only exist in the suburbs or the outer fringes of the city. Just got a hankering for Popeyes biscuits and I’m not sure I’ll be able to alleviate that any time soon. Might have to get in my car and treat myself this weekend.


what-lies-within

Had a Popeye's spicy sando for lunch today. It fucked bigly


TakeErParise

Embarrassed to admit I haven’t tried it yet. Can’t say no to the spicy tenders when I’m there.


what-lies-within

Why not both


MNstoolie

Take the metro over to stadium village


TakeErParise

Is there one over there? I thought the closest one was Lake Street


MNstoolie

I just meant chains in general


ASOIAF_blackfyre

There’s one up University by Lexington. Prob too far on the St Paul side tho. Maybe MN was thinking of Canes cuz I don’t know about any popeyes in stadium village


TakeErParise

Yeah I zoomed out of the metro on google maps and searched "popeyes" and it might be the most racist map I've ever seen.


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Gotta go to Hudson if you want the nice Popeyes lol the one all the way over on the East Side by Target on White Bear Ave isn’t so bad


OverIyDedicated

Impractical Jokers is the ultimate white dad show


Grootfan85

[This made me so uncomfortable when I first saw it.](https://youtu.be/guuJe5dKctY)


Ibanezrg220

Used to be so good. Feels like they've run out of ideas and are just milking the paycheck.


badgermushroombadger

Ay Sal, go up to dat ladies shoppin cart and a put a box of condoms in it


cigguy

Show rules. Find a new slant


OverIyDedicated

Oh I love it. Ultimate dudes rock show


LeonardParsnip

I think they are funny goofballs


tigerfb9457

Someone in another sub just tried to roast me for being a Portnoy Stan... I don't think they understand what goes on here


BrendanIsThrew

Few months ago I made a slightly insensitive joke in some sports sub and it did not go over well. The third comment bashing me was something like "oh a r/barstoolsports commenter, figures" and that's the only one I responded to. Has to set the record straight that I don't actually consume any barstool content