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The St. Louis Cardinals have won 14 games in a row

The St. Louis Cardinals have won 14 games in a row

cheesygordita

I remember reading [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/p93l6v/the_cincinnati_reds_are_in_sole_possession_of_the/h9v2ens/) and going, you know what that will probably actually happen. And here we are


Evownz

I like u/chiefdoomslayer's response: "If you speak this into existence there are going to be some very angry fanbases coming your direction." LMFAO


ChiefDoomSlayer

I was looking for this comment thread all day lmao. Fucking devil magic pissing everyone off all over again lol


CuomoKilledGma

16 hits, 8 of them home runs, in a 7 inning game.


EsportsPerson

All thanks to the bombshell deadline pickups of Jon Lester and JA Happ


idocrunches

It's been repeated so many times that it's lost some of its punch, but holy fucking shit *devil magic*


800oz_gorilla

Remember when they picked up mark czep....zhepchin...cshep....scrabble?


eisforeccentric

> ^Yastrzemski? No!


creature_fear12

Gave Rasmus, got Dotel, Edwin Jackson and scrabble who were all clutch for us!


LoremasterSTL

Rzepczynski /zepp-CHIN-shee/ 🙂


shwangin_shmeat

Yeah that's what I'd assume the pronunciation would be after a quick read, simple really


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_baseball

Blue Jays legend JA Happ


SupHomie5

Phillies legend JA Happ.


BolognaSausage

The Twins died at the hands of Happ and his 6.00 ERA so the Cards could thrive


see_mohn

This is absolutely fucking terrifying.


Schleprok

Hold me


Winstley

Bro me too. If we dont squeeze out the division champs, I'm afraid for what might happen :|


bukithd

Just the yearly “final form” the cardinals take before mudering other teams in the playoffs.


mcmaster93

For real they are LETHAL in a 5/7 game series


Andrew_j2288

Weird way to spell “fun”


DMagnus11

It's the Queen's English spelling


gotsnowart

Weird. I'm having a blast.


BullOrBear4-

Cant relate lmao


Theharlotnextdoor

Guys I dont think Arenado is going to opt out.


Kandlejackk

Nah man he doesn't look like he's having fun out there I think he wants to test the market


PolandSpringBleach

They may never lose again


maglor1

We are 100-54 and I'm terrified that our postseason will be over after one game. Get me off this train


bunchanums618

Don't worry I think you'll get to have 3 games this year


flanhelsinki

michael-scott-the-office-yelling-noooooo!.gif


Oblivius2Reason

The winning will continue until morale improves.


swaerd

oh, well in that case i'm miserable


sgt_dismas

Me too


slowdownlambs

F


ettuaslumiere

I'm miserable too


youthpastor247

And I'm depressed as heck, so keep them coming.


Botoxed_Balls

I'm as hard as Tyler O'neill's biceps in an icestorm.


Superbotto

That's fucking hard.


gotsnowart

Our win streak is almost as big as his ass


QueefofPolice

#D U M P T R U C K


Goooldschmidt

TIL winning streaks can be measured in asses


LoremasterSTL

We will use any unit of measurement except the metric system


scag420

Cardinals legend Jon Lester pitching tomorrow to get the record


Prize_Major6183

Against his formal team. Love it.


Rob_Pablo

I dunno I think this cubs team is more casual.


Prize_Major6183

I would agree. Nerdy casual


idocrunches

He'll knock their top hats right off


bwinebri2

The St. Louis Cardinals have won 14 games in a row *so far.*


istrx13

Can you guys please send us some of your devil magic


roasthandofcaillou

If you agree to lose the World Series to us


istrx13

Us getting our first World Series appearance when we were only supposed to win like 72 games this year? Idc if you guys swept us and had a +78 run differential.


CuomoKilledGma

This is the way, and I'm genuinely rooting for you guys.


istrx13

You guys are alright! Also, never forget where you got Tyler O’Neill from.


GodPowardKingOfLies

As long as you never forget where you got Marco Gonzales from <3


istrx13

Mariners fans 🤝 Cardinals fans


DirkGman

Bro… this hurts


TheIllustriousWe

If it makes you feel better, science has yet to confirm whether or not TLR is Devil Magic Patient Zero.


DirkGman

We can only hope it rubbed off on him


SunnySweaterVest

All of my salt will be used during my ugly crying if we make the WC game, no way to be upset no matter what happens


EaterOfKelp

Ha! Jokes on you!!! I would have agreed to just make and win a Wild Card game.


AntelopeGreg

This is a good deal. You should take it Mariners bro


gotsnowart

We have no control over it. The Devil chooses who he chooses.


AmateurVasectomist

Whom*st’ve


whitetrashcumdump

I for one am partying like it’s 1935. Prohibition is over bitches.


TheMiracleLigament

Couldn’t agree more, whitetrashcumdump


ProfCedar

Holy shit I'm gonna Noot


Sosimosulo

Oh god, I've seen this movie before and I did *not* like how it ended.


SlGMA4488

In 2011 I did


thedude37

Ryan Howard didn't :(


Nocturne_Zombie

Our tongues are cramped, our necks are stiff, and our lips are pruned, BUT THE 69'ING CONTINUES!!!


KawIsLaw47

NOOT MAGIC


JackeryA3

https://streamable.com/pertek


trumpet_23

#CERTIFIED


ejburke73

## HOOD


roasthandofcaillou

CLASSIC


Roshow21

#CLASSIC


NotTheRocketman

When is a day off for these guys, good lord they have played a fucking TON of baseball.


PoopyDaniels

Rest is for teams who lose


Jack_Krauser

Part of the deal with Satan was that taking a rest day returns them to their true forms.


Jaylaw

GOOD FOR THEM


ILikeSugarCookies

I was here


gotsnowart

It blows my mind that we're seeing franchise history in the making after the performance we put up in June.


fatginger71

5 more wins in this streak than in the entire month of June. Devil magic is real.


Mozeliak

>5 more wins in this streak than in the entire month of June. Jesus fuck, was it ***that*** bad? Also, holy Jesus fuck what's going on


STLReddit

We got swept by both the Reds (4 game series) and the Cubs in June. It was THAT bad.


ZackDaBullsFan

I remember thinking that the Cards were dead in the water and the Cubs were the team to beat in the central in June. God I envy that level of ignorance about the rest of the season


Oblivius2Reason

Why don’t other teams win 14 in a row when they are almost eliminated from playoff contention. Idk just seems like something other teams should try to do.


gomukgo

You are cardinaling correctly


uglynomad

St. Louis Blues also tied (actually broke) a franchise record on their cup run in 2019…


Spiralfacegd

It’s decided then. Redbirds are your 2021 World Series champions.


PAJW

PLAY GLORIA


PolarBearRawr

I will get so incredibly blackout drunk if this happens.


Evownz

Is this Brett Hull's alt account?


Mister_Yuk

Brett Hull gets blackout drunk regardless of it happens or not.


thesecondfire

https://i.redd.it/bgdcn4d9r1431.jpg


WyattDogger

Someone pinch me


Bovey

Fuck that. If I'm dreaming, don't wake me up till November.


JiveHawk

Tying the franchise record, set in 1935


twe0brr

I don't know what to do with my hands


WxBlue

This was genuinely the worst game i think ive ever seen. I seriously dont think I've ever been so fucking frustrated watching a baseball game before. Just so fucking sad. Cubs absolutely murdered every single ball they hit in the 7th but they all went straight to an outfielder. And the was the story of the whole fucking game. Cubs hit the fuck out of a ball but it either dies out at the warning track or goes straight to Harrison fucking Bader. Just fucking miserable god fucking damn FUCK. Stupid Cardinals and their dumb fucking devil magic.


ttthhhhppppptt

Copy pasta?


WxBlue

Copy pasta salad :)


yuppers_

We just….. we do this all the time man. We get a good team, play good, can’t beat the Cardinals. Cardinals got two 65 year old pitchers, a 50 year old catcher, a bunch of hobbit sized speed freaks and they just mix it all together in some blood ritual and they’re beating our fucking doors off.


thwinger

Best description of the team I’ve seen yet.


roasthandofcaillou

Oh nice twist on a classic


Baelish4Prez

https://twitter.com/cardinalsgifs/status/1441590684738195463


nrocnix

This is a keeper


whentheworldwasatwar

JA happ really going to the postseason eh?


thealmightybrush

He's pretty good, thanks for giving him to us.


adubiouspickle

Nothing makes sense anymore. Noot hits 2 hrs. Jack doesnt get out of the first. Longest winning streak in franchise history. What the fuck?


Kandlejackk

To be fair Jack was being limited to less than 20 pitches. They basically had him make a rehab start for the major league team in the middle of a double header during a 13(14) game win streak. Can't lose.


Thorsanvilandstirrup

That is such house money they’re playing with, I love it


NerdLawyer55

Schildt right now: fuck it, let’s try that too


JTCMuehlenkamp

Jack didn't surprise me, honestly. He was only gonna throw 15-20 pitches anyway, and he's coming off a shoulder injury. His slider looked nasty, but his fastball had nothing on it. Once he's back at 100% and is able to put a bit more into the fastball, it'll set up his slider and he'll be good as new. Tonight though, the Cubs realized very quickly that the only pitch he had working was the slider, so they weren't fooled at all.


zc5599

Every night before I go to sleep I have my roommate make sure Tyler O’Neill isn’t hiding underneath my bed


codenick1

You don't want Bro'Neill under your bed??


zc5599

Well you see I'm a Mets fan and he sort of slaughtered us


helpimfullyclothed

He doesn't mind


notthesinginjonas

69 losses


CravenMerrill

Nice


JTCMuehlenkamp

#TIED FOR THE LONGEST STREAK IN FRANCHISE HISTORY


TahlenRedfin

This team has become something else.


rondertopoa

I hate them. I hate how consistently fucking good they are. They always, always find a way to get into the playoffs and compete. They have that same aura The Steelers carry with them.


lookingup9

My grandpa was the biggest Cardinals fan a person could possibly be and he died this year. Really wish he was here to see this! It's so fun to be a fan right now, feels like anything is possible.


NerdLawyer55

Sorry to hear that, my dad was too and he died shortly before the 2011 World Series run, he’s all I could think of when they won


Cjbird7

My grandpa died in 2006 right before the playoffs. It still amazes me to this day, because one of the last things he said before he died was that the Cardinals were going to win the world series. It was one of the only things he said that was coherent. He was a lifetime cardinals fan that was passed down to my dad and my family.


oreoblizz

So hyped!!


DeweyCheatem-n-Howe

Noooooooooooot


studlydudley11

Ties the franchise record from 1935 Team included Frankie Frisch, Joe Medwick, and Dizzy and Daffy Dean


ExiledSanity

You forgot Pepper Martin, Ripper Collins, and Spud Davis. Lots of great old time baseball names on that team.


CravenMerrill

The gas house gang was never this hot 🔥🔥🔥🔥


Quadstriker

Imagine winning only 13 games in a row couldn't be me


cupasoups

This shit stops tomorrow. Lester is a plant for this very reason. Ah fuck, who am I kidding. End me.


Spear585

#WITNESS US


WorldTour88

WITNESSS!!


NotTheRocketman

We will ride eternal, shiny and chrome!


MasticatedJesus

Is that good?


12panther

14 wins in a row are better than 13 wins in a row, so yes.


FuzzyGummyBear

I dream of the Dodgers losing to the Cardinals in the NL Wild Card game.


Nejaru

That’s 3 PPI on the day btw. 2 for Goldschmidt and 1 for DeJong.


redleo500

I have concerns


SGT_Apone

#[LET'S GOOOOOOO!](https://i.imgur.com/lMsKhfY.png)


CaptainJingles

I honestly have no idea what the fuck is happening.


dtrain1234

THOUGHT ABOUT CONSULTING PHYSICIAN AFTER BEING HARD FOR 14 DAYS..DON’T WANT TO BREAK STREAK THOUGH SO I’LL CONTINUE ON


eisforeccentric

As a Cardinals fan, I would like to thank our pitching coach, Greg Maddux, for coaching the pitching. Had he not coached the pitching, the pitching would have been uncoached. And as we all know, uncoached pitching can be worse than coached pitching. So, I am thankful that Greg has been there all year so that the pitching could have a coach.


meahoymemoyay

Ever since I joined the bandwagon the Cardinals are undefeated


amishrefugee

420 blaze it, 666 praise it, Namaste


Phylus42069

You forgot 69 losses. let's leave it there


brittttttt

The blood sacrifices are working


DharmaCub

Infernal Sorcery


Baseball_and_stuff

This is pretty cool.


ruwisc

Tyler O’Neill


BillyHayze

Beef man. Beef man good. Beef man make ball go far.


swaerd

Two words: #DEVIL #MAGIC!


Zloggt

I know it happens a lot...but I never expected a portal to Hell to open from St. Louis in *this* year!


jyok33

Noot Baar


thedude37

https://imgur.com/a/26seUAo


DirtbagBlues

If the season was an extra week they'd probably end up hosting the wild card game.


DanH35

Nah, if there was an extra week, they’d take the division.


Nolimon1

Nah we’d be hosting a division series


DirtbagBlues

I guess that's more realistic.


helpimfullyclothed

Magic number is currently 4


deutscheblake

WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN


AmateurVasectomist

Holy shit we might actually be good


BenSlimmons

Somebody pinch me.


EthanC224

[Current mood](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BRB-oKACYAA99JN?format=jpg&name=medium)


kiwijord

Unsubscribe


ej_stephens

Maybe the Dodgers and Giants should just team up for the Wild card Game to face us. If they, win they play each other, if we win, it's straight to the NLCS.


mournthewolf

All jokes aside, could you imagine that team? It would basically be all-Star-level players from 1 to 9.


bushybearmuffinman

Yea, but they have to play against the Cardinals


mournthewolf

I would not feel comfortable at all. It would just double Goldy and Arenado’s power.


SpotChecks

It's October 6, 2021. The newly announced NL Mega-Card game is set to take place between the San Angeles Giodgers and the St. Louis Cardinals, a setup which Rob Manfred believes is certain to end in a crushing victory for California markets. On the mound is Walkvin Gausler, the result of Buehler and Gausman performing the fusion technique to raise their power exponentially. They warm up, throwing a changeup in triple digits. Matt Carpenter is trembling. It's already over. Or is it? Shildt gives the nod to Tommy Edman, who performs the ritual. He pours a vial of blood collected nearly fifteen years ago onto a pentagram in the dugout. A dark, demonic rift opens in the fabric of reality, emitting an unholy, deafening screech. It's a risk, but it pays off. The rift closes, the summoning succeeds, and the last missing piece has arrived. Edman sits down and breathes, relieved he lived to see the outcome. David Eckstein is confused. What's going on? He was just celebrating the World Series title with the guys, then everything went black, and now... he's in another dugout, surrounded by a new team. He doesn't recognize most of them, but amazingly, some he still does, and they know him. A nod from Yadi is all it takes for him to understand. His team needs him again. He's batting leadoff. Play ball. Gausler readies his first pitch, then sees who's stepping in the box. *No. No, it can't be. This can't be happening. We did everything right, had everything going for us, how did it come to this?* Eckstein takes his warm-up swings while giving the pitcher a cold, deadly stare. The Giodgers' ace's heart keeps beating faster. He can't stop sweating. It's too much. He blacks out. ... Walker Buehler wakes up in bed at home. He sighs. Thank God, it was all a dream. He sits up, and then he notices his pillowcase--it's covered in red birds. He gasps. He jumps out of bed, runs to the window and looks outside. It's not the LA skyline out there: It's St. Louis. He turns around. On the wall opposite him is a smug oil painting of Stan Musial. He looks down. He's wearing Cardinal boxers. Desperate, he runs over to his desk and pulls out the world map. His worst fears have come true. They took everything. Every city, every country, every island, every ocean. It's all St. Louis now. He falls to his knees, pressing his fists against his temples. He tries to scream, but he can't. Even his voice has been taken from him. He struggles in mute disbelief, but then his lips move on their own, his vocal cords activate, and his body declares the mantra that now governs the world: "Let's go, Cardinals!"


userforce

Poetry.


Prize_Major6183

#we may never lose again


Cason711

NEVER GONNA STOP! #12IN21 BABAY


ImPickleRock

We've had an epic collapse but we wouldn't be able to keep up even with a 9-5 or 10-4 run in the same span.


Kandlejackk

You wouldn't be able to keep up unless you had a 14-0 run, which is preposterous. You didn't sacrifice nearly enough goats.


lame_middle_name

Dodgers and Giants really fighting over 2 extra games of postseason revenue rn


DirkGman

The Cardinals beating the Cubs at Wrigley will never get old.


RustyKarma076

I am at a loss of words


Something_319

# BREAK THE RECORD


johndelvec3

WHO WANTS THAT 1WC SPOT


Secret_Car

#Everybody gets a home run!!


Salesman89

Mr. Rickey would be proud...


joeltheconner

i don't even know what is happening or how to process the extremes of this past month.


zenkique

Ruh Roh


WMD444

Devil magic is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural…


cubbies1016

Congrats Cards. Someone's gotta have fun this season


reliabletinman

Can I post tomorrow’s thread?


33Carter

if you’re quick buckeroo


SemiSolidSnake11

Fuck it dude, if the Cards manage to beat the Dodgers in the Wild Card game on top of having Nolan on their roster, I'm making them my NL team


allixem16

How do I join the Cardinal cult? I need this devil magic in my life!


redflamehot

We meet in the basement at 7. Bring snacks.


Superbotto

When is the blood sacrifice? After snacks or before?


redflamehot

Please allow one hour of digestion after snacks before entering the blood pool.


That_one_cool_dude

You must consume one of these things (gooey butter desserts, toasted ravioli, Imos Pizza, or Ted Drewes) and constantly praise Yadi then you will be able to join our cult and feed into the Devil Magic


shoeless_sean

God has abandoned us


MrClaw

may the blessings of Mephistopheles be upon ye brothers and sisters, let the magic flow through you and into the Wild Card shall we be granted passage


kirbyslader

It's that St. Louis magic.


CabbageStockExchange

I am absolutely terrified