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Xoduszero

Dog. Pig. Dog. Pig. Dog. Pig. Loaf of bread. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


Devo3290

*explodes*


Opposite-Albatross-3

The robots are now staring at the *the black void of nothingness*


Certain_Activity_164

𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥*


KelvinsBeltFantasy

I greatly enjoyed that movie and it was straight up Tumblr the movie.


A_COMMIE15

I’m disappointed because there’s probably rule 34 of it


imamomm

Huh. You're right.


KelvinsBeltFantasy

Lesbian daughter wants to go to California to be quirky af animator.


scarlidd

being lesbian is gay


namkhanh2611

being gay is gay


scarlidd

being gay is gay also


Muthaducka_quack

Liking woman is also gay because they are just grown up sperm.


Green-eyed-Psycho77

Liking anyone is gay because they're grown up sperm


TangledCables3

Thats gay


RolandTheJabberwocky

What movie?


KelvinsBeltFantasy

mitchells vs the machines! Highly recommended and on Netflix. I was shocked how much I liked it


rookie_666

Dog pig dog pig dog pig loaf of bread aaaaarrrgggghhhh


imamomm

Came here for this.


Xoduszero

Had to


Rupe_Knabu

Dog. Pig. Dog. Pug. Dog. Pog.


StJoeStrummer

DEREGULATE TAPIOCA


stardust54321

My 5 year old does this every time he seems bread now


CapruredSkull

We can finally settle the debate on wether hotdogs are sandwiches


EughEughEugh5

The legendary debate


Roxxso

*mythical


CheersFrens

I’d deep throat both no question


Trekgaming7721

I can’t decide if that’s kinky or disgusting


VictoryVino

Are you the Throat GOAT?


Trekgaming7721

Mitchels vs the machines live action


Zepher299

Dog, Pig, Dog, Pig.... Loaf of bread!


Slazman999

🤯


supertiger1105

I like when my bread is wet and filled with blood and bones


EughEughEugh5

Same. The liquids act as a jam meanwhile the bones add a much needed crunch.


RealSnqwy

The snack that doesn't smile back


EughEughEugh5

Extremely delicious this snack that doesn't smile back


Titanfal95

Chinese people be like:


joeChump

Are you a giant? If so then be very wary of small people called Jack.


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r/forbiddensnacks


DullLiteraryAnalysis

Probably great toast if you do toast it


kingmorgana5647

Welcome to the bread bank


Bregneste

We sell bread, we sell loafs


swiped3

we got bread on deck, bread on the floor


ph5yc0

Me : can’t figure out which one’s the dog and which one’s the bread “I’ll just eat both”


Deadmemories8683

Excellent choice


Izonucosiniva

Don’t care


RandomInternetUser0

'Honey?! Have you seen Rocket anywhere?!" "... *realization intensifies*"


Deadmemories8683

*Jazz Music Stops*


joeChump

This is the best thing since sliced pug.


Tubaphish

Stop no please


ThyLilDude101

Tastes the same to me


OuffMate

You have the bread. Now toast'em


me_big_me_big_rich

I'll eat both


Jenaris

I think they mixed up the American bread with the Filipino bread


UncleBarrysdaddy

Hey that bread seems a little poorly sliced, let me get that for ya 🙂


rocky-rose

Wtf is ‘American Style Toast??’ What makes it American??


DefectiveLP

The brand is pretty much exclusive to Europe afaik. I think it's just thicker slices. But yeah all they do is products that we already have and label them American.


froznwind

I wonder if its like Texas Toast.. which is just 2x thick bread by American standards.


mrdotkom

Wait, Texas toast isn't thick garlic bread? Do they only sell the garlic bread flavor near me? Say to send me on an existential garlic bread crisis man


froznwind

You could make garlic bread out of Texas Toast, normally it's just buttered on both sides and just toasted in an oven. If you use a garlic compound butter it'd be garlic Texas Toast.


Haych13

Yeah it's a Lidl own brand that they use during "American Week" and special offers Source: Worked at Lidl for far too many years


ccc1942

I thought the same. Its Apparently a German company. Maybe just a marketing ploy...but calling it toast rather than bread is odd too


bfandreas

Well, calling it bread wouldn't make sense. Germany has a clear idea what is and isn't bread. And toast needs an asterisk to qualify. Edit: It is a shop brand of a discounter. They also sell maple syrup under that brand. Complete with stars and stripes. Obviously never bought it. The depicted toast is extra large for sandwich makers.


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They're a bit bigger than regular toast


commander_blyat

Being plain white bread (in Germany at least)


simcop2387

Also, it's bread not toast.


Ein_Mensch

Its german. In Germany this kind of bread is called toast even if it isnt toasted.


datchilidoh

Also thick slices of bread are called Texas toast here in the US. Maybe calling it American toast was easier than Texas toast.


Not_A_Wendigo

I think it’s a European thing. My family from Italy calls that kind of bread “toast” too. The implication being that it’s only good for making toast.


Febuso

I can confirm. In Europe we call it toast and use only for toasts.


rocky-rose

Dang yeah totally did not register, Lidl be doing their best I’m sure.


downvotesyndromekid

It's probably sweetened


DShepard

This is Lidl's "American" brand. Every few months they'll have some country or region featured, with products (mostly food and drinks) inspired by those. So with this specific brand you'll get everything from actual American food, to food that people think of when they think of stereotypical USA, and standard food items but twice the size.


captainswan48

Looks great can I have the bread on the left?


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call it toast doggy style


braine_096

\*eats wrong bread\*


Th3-gazping_birb

r/thanksihateit


Mischief_Managed12

This took me way to long to realize that it wasn't a loaf of bread


Totally_Botanical

Keto friendly


dimensionbuilder

Do they taste the same? asking for a friend


ruvi1_

*crunch*


scp5999

Equally delightful


shewy92

"Toast American Style" Well I don't think you can sell the French style of toast. Also that toast looks surprisingly like normal bread since toast is supposed to be, well toasted


TanithRosenbaum

Aldi South in Germany does this "country" promotions rotaion almost all the time, a few weeks "genuine" Greek stuff, a few weeks Italian, a few weeks Spanish, and this "Mcennedy" brand is their "genuine" American store brand. Most of the time it's just relabeled regular stuff. Regular Ketchup -> Hot Dog Ketchup, Toast -> American Toast, German-made Marshmallows -> "American" Marshmallows, etc etc etc. It's somewhat painfully cringy.


shewy92

So they actually sell pretoasted bread?


Ein_Mensch

In Germany this type of bread is called toast even if it isnt toasted.


Febuso

Not only in Germany. A Pole here and this kind of bread is also called toast.


TanithRosenbaum

hm? No, it's just regular untoasted. Do they sell pre-toasted bread in the US? O.o


ah_nonono

Mhhhh~,toasted breads, NOW WITH BURNED DOG FUR FLAVOR


zecalluzebe

Who lives in painapple under the sea...


RolandTheJabberwocky

PLR_Dogbread is the best TF2 custom map don't @ me.


Mr-Blues5

Wait that was bread? No wonder the oven was whimpering


Professional_Ad_0717

Honey why is the bread crunchy and hairy


ChocoTorro17

what da dog doin?


Ali_Moon404

Everything is edible if you're brave enough :)


Embarrassed_Ad8731

Dog pig dog pig dog pig dog pig… loaf of bread


Arthur_Morgan5

I'll take a slice off the left one. Looks freshest.


averysimpleusername

Both are edible


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Is that a... Dog pig dog pig dog pig dog pig dog pig dog pig #LOAF OF BREAD *SYSTEM ERROR*


miao_Miao_Noises

Great that this sandwich is already made with meat, where do you buy it?


Toomz2000

Mmmmmmmm 2 snacks in one


LocksmithHead

I don’t think this is blursed much, it’s just cute


Epacnoss

*american style*


UcRedditer59

yummy


gene081620

Oh god... its awful...


CtrlC_CtrlV_CtrlV

Asians: “I don’t see a problem here”


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Dead2kill674

Why doesn’t the loaf on the left say Chinese?


EseMercantil

Bidens america


Deadmemories8683

Better than trumps….


Carbon_robin

Found in the Chinese version of Hell’s Kitchen


CKY2007

now cut the bread


feedme645

Chinese style


RB26_dett_

Toast Chinese style


FraudulentPlumber69

Damn this sandwhich is chewy


firedudeanother

Toasted Asian style


KingWasabi1231

A loaf of pug


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Scared_Locksmith_190

Well I'm hungry so.....


Legofan2007

Crunchy bread


kentikeef

Blursed_TOAST


Asgaurdhunter

That food looks pretty good the one on the right is good to I guess


dababyconvertible22

The question is....... wut would you eat


Drunk_Hobo_2000

It bothers me that those are bags for BREAD but the bags are titled for TOAST, like come on one of the even has a full loaf of bread in it.


Zazzenfuk

And what is American style exactly?


Drunk_Hobo_2000

The dog is


Zazzenfuk

Ah you looked at my profile I see. Yah we are a chunky lot over here


Drunk_Hobo_2000

Yes we are


Febuso

An European here to explain. In Europe we call it toast and use only to make toasts because this kind of bread is only good for making toasts.


Bra437

Aldi?


QuarantineSucksALot

Men can like men tho


a_furby

Chop the head and make a sandwich


Santrixyboio

"Honey!!!! Why is the bread moving???"


PokeStarChris42

I see no difference


QuarantineSucksALot

Bro this belongs in r/me_irl


LieutenantSteel

Lmao who tf buys pre-toasted toast


Windex109

I’m eating both


Sure_Spite2781

Time to toast the bread


ArizonaIceSunTea

Dog. Pig. Dog. Pig. Dog. Pig. Dog. Pig. Dog. Pig. Loaf of bread. **SYSTEM ERROR!!!** AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


ameliagarbo

Looks more like rolls to me.


Leslie-2020

We have that in china


Naive_Inevitable7650

I live English things made to be “like American things”


Churchofdoom

Must be European. Lol toast.


Chanman02222002

Mental note: DO NOT leave the dog near the bread bags when ur high and get the munchies!


Geez_Nuts

Mmmmm crunchy bread


TomySeptic

Its all fun and games until you put a knife in the wrong loaf


SovietSlavhey

I'm asian, I don't see a difference.


MCsoartanFTW

I’d grab a piece


Paine91

Toast.....thats pre-toasted.....in a bag......thats probably sold right next to the untoasted bread.....wtf country is this?


IamPregananant

Why is this blursed? All is see is bread. And I’m ten minutes I’ll only see the bread bags.


nuber_is_tired

Both is edible


Accomplished_Court79

Ñ


adrox265

Instructions unclear fucked the bread


Cinnamon29

Don't let Eric and Deborah see


Doge-Voyager

Bro whats blursed about this that's just two perfectly normal loaves of bread


meadowmulch

But what if he’s made of cake 😡


reidzen

Must be a purebread


imafurry_owo

Blessed bread


CODMer-hari

Apply butter and eat it. And I dunno what to do w that bread.


FrogButFroggier

Well that's gonna be a good sandwich


The-Nerdy-Guy

Doesn't look like the bread's well separated lemme bring the knife


a_existing_person

This loaf of bread is crunchy and has some blood in it


aojsoiajd

Blursed snacc


MEMELOVERNAFIUR

hey! my bread has fur in it :C


velezaraptor

I had the honor of taking care of a pug, and all I can say is the snorting and subsequent breathing problems were funny at first (age 4), but then understood as a breading issue, yet continued till today made me think it was an abomination. So conflicted in cuteness and disability.


RoundCat

What's the difference between bread and a pug? Bread won't try to eat itself.


Kenneth_Naughton

r/forbiddensnacks


iloveass0897

I bet that's Chinese style not American style


Jeevgaming

But which one is the dog?


Gold_Zucchini_4552

I mean what’s the difference, don’t YOU cut them up and toast them?


NotTrashTV

What that dog doin


Trisha2187

This is what Asians see. *CONSUME THE DOG*


StefanutzSmurf

Thia reposted shit gets 20k upvotes lmfao, i have this photo saved in my gallery from a year ago


mebeingami

Both tastes good!


itachi17u

Both of them tastes good btw.


The0rbedOne

Would definitely eat ... the bread on the right looks good too


MooButNo_Depressed

It’s time for breakfast


mozahraan

This post is highly suspect; if anything the toast on the left should be Asian style.


FatOrc051

Is that a dog, pig, dog, pig , dog, pig, loaf of bread? System error! “Head starts spinning and spraying sparks”


lolseme69

Dam he thick


our_mother69

MMM BREAD


No-Opening-3684

Oh my gosh that’s cute!