By - Deadmemories8683
Dog. Pig. Dog. Pig. Dog. Pig. Loaf of bread. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The robots are now staring at the
*the black void of nothingness*
𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥*
I greatly enjoyed that movie and it was straight up Tumblr the movie.
I’m disappointed because there’s probably rule 34 of it
Huh. You're right.
Lesbian daughter wants to go to California to be quirky af animator.
being lesbian is gay
being gay is gay
being gay is gay also
Liking woman is also gay because they are just grown up sperm.
Liking anyone is gay because they're grown up sperm
mitchells vs the machines! Highly recommended and on Netflix.
I was shocked how much I liked it
Dog pig dog pig dog pig loaf of bread aaaaarrrgggghhhh
Came here for this.
Dog. Pig. Dog. Pug. Dog. Pog.
My 5 year old does this every time he seems bread now
We can finally settle the debate on wether hotdogs are sandwiches
The legendary debate
I’d deep throat both no question
I can’t decide if that’s kinky or disgusting
Are you the Throat GOAT?
Mitchels vs the machines live action
Dog, Pig, Dog, Pig.... Loaf of bread!
I like when my bread is wet and filled with blood and bones
Same. The liquids act as a jam meanwhile the bones add a much needed crunch.
The snack that doesn't smile back
Extremely delicious this snack that doesn't smile back
Chinese people be like:
Are you a giant? If so then be very wary of small people called Jack.
Probably great toast if you do toast it
Welcome to the bread bank
We sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
Me : can’t figure out which one’s the dog and which one’s the bread
“I’ll just eat both”
'Honey?! Have you seen Rocket anywhere?!"
"... *realization intensifies*"
*Jazz Music Stops*
This is the best thing since sliced pug.
Stop no please
Tastes the same to me
You have the bread. Now toast'em
I'll eat both
I think they mixed up the American bread with the Filipino bread
Hey that bread seems a little poorly sliced, let me get that for ya 🙂
Wtf is ‘American Style Toast??’ What makes it American??
The brand is pretty much exclusive to Europe afaik. I think it's just thicker slices. But yeah all they do is products that we already have and label them American.
I wonder if its like Texas Toast.. which is just 2x thick bread by American standards.
Wait, Texas toast isn't thick garlic bread?
Do they only sell the garlic bread flavor near me?
Say to send me on an existential garlic bread crisis man
You could make garlic bread out of Texas Toast, normally it's just buttered on both sides and just toasted in an oven. If you use a garlic compound butter it'd be garlic Texas Toast.
Yeah it's a Lidl own brand that they use during "American Week" and special offers
Source: Worked at Lidl for far too many years
I thought the same. Its Apparently a German company. Maybe just a marketing ploy...but calling it toast rather than bread is odd too
Well, calling it bread wouldn't make sense. Germany has a clear idea what is and isn't bread. And toast needs an asterisk to qualify.
Edit: It is a shop brand of a discounter. They also sell maple syrup under that brand. Complete with stars and stripes. Obviously never bought it. The depicted toast is extra large for sandwich makers.
They're a bit bigger than regular toast
Being plain white bread (in Germany at least)
Also, it's bread not toast.
Its german. In Germany this kind of bread is called toast even if it isnt toasted.
Also thick slices of bread are called Texas toast here in the US. Maybe calling it American toast was easier than Texas toast.
I think it’s a European thing. My family from Italy calls that kind of bread “toast” too. The implication being that it’s only good for making toast.
I can confirm. In Europe we call it toast and use only for toasts.
Dang yeah totally did not register, Lidl be doing their best I’m sure.
It's probably sweetened
This is Lidl's "American" brand. Every few months they'll have some country or region featured, with products (mostly food and drinks) inspired by those. So with this specific brand you'll get everything from actual American food, to food that people think of when they think of stereotypical USA, and standard food items but twice the size.
Looks great can I have the bread on the left?
call it toast doggy style
\*eats wrong bread\*
This took me way to long to realize that it wasn't a loaf of bread
Do they taste the same? asking for a friend
"Toast American Style"
Well I don't think you can sell the French style of toast. Also that toast looks surprisingly like normal bread since toast is supposed to be, well toasted
Aldi South in Germany does this "country" promotions rotaion almost all the time, a few weeks "genuine" Greek stuff, a few weeks Italian, a few weeks Spanish, and this "Mcennedy" brand is their "genuine" American store brand. Most of the time it's just relabeled regular stuff. Regular Ketchup -> Hot Dog Ketchup, Toast -> American Toast, German-made Marshmallows -> "American" Marshmallows, etc etc etc. It's somewhat painfully cringy.
So they actually sell pretoasted bread?
In Germany this type of bread is called toast even if it isnt toasted.
Not only in Germany. A Pole here and this kind of bread is also called toast.
hm? No, it's just regular untoasted. Do they sell pre-toasted bread in the US? O.o
Mhhhh~,toasted breads, NOW WITH BURNED DOG FUR FLAVOR
Who lives in painapple under the sea...
PLR_Dogbread is the best TF2 custom map don't @ me.
Wait that was bread? No wonder the oven was whimpering
Honey why is the bread crunchy and hairy
what da dog doin?
Everything is edible if you're brave enough :)
Dog pig dog pig dog pig dog pig… loaf of bread
I'll take a slice off the left one. Looks freshest.
Both are edible
Is that a...
Dog pig dog pig dog pig dog pig dog pig dog pig
#LOAF OF BREAD
Great that this sandwich is already made with meat, where do you buy it?
Mmmmmmmm 2 snacks in one
I don’t think this is blursed much, it’s just cute
Oh god... its awful...
Asians: “I don’t see a problem here”
Why doesn’t the loaf on the left say Chinese?
Better than trumps….
Found in the Chinese version of Hell’s Kitchen
now cut the bread
Damn this sandwhich is chewy
Toasted Asian style
A loaf of pug
Well I'm hungry so.....
That food looks pretty good the one on the right is good to I guess
The question is....... wut would you eat
It bothers me that those are bags for BREAD but the bags are titled for TOAST, like come on one of the even has a full loaf of bread in it.
And what is American style exactly?
The dog is
Ah you looked at my profile I see. Yah we are a chunky lot over here
Yes we are
An European here to explain. In Europe we call it toast and use only to make toasts because this kind of bread is only good for making toasts.
Men can like men tho
Chop the head and make a sandwich
"Honey!!!! Why is the bread moving???"
I see no difference
Bro this belongs in r/me_irl
Lmao who tf buys pre-toasted toast
I’m eating both
Time to toast the bread
Dog. Pig. Dog. Pig. Dog. Pig. Dog. Pig. Dog. Pig. Loaf of bread. **SYSTEM ERROR!!!** AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Looks more like rolls to me.
We have that in china
I live English things made to be “like American things”
Must be European. Lol toast.
Mental note: DO NOT leave the dog near the bread bags when ur high and get the munchies!
Mmmmm crunchy bread
Its all fun and games until you put a knife in the wrong loaf
I'm asian, I don't see a difference.
I’d grab a piece
Toast.....thats pre-toasted.....in a bag......thats probably sold right next to the untoasted bread.....wtf country is this?
Why is this blursed? All is see is bread.
And I’m ten minutes I’ll only see the bread bags.
Both is edible
Instructions unclear fucked the bread
Don't let Eric and Deborah see
Bro whats blursed about this that's just two perfectly normal loaves of bread
But what if he’s made of cake 😡
Must be a purebread
Apply butter and eat it. And I dunno what to do w that bread.
Well that's gonna be a good sandwich
Doesn't look like the bread's well separated lemme bring the knife
This loaf of bread is crunchy and has some blood in it
hey! my bread has fur in it :C
I had the honor of taking care of a pug, and all I can say is the snorting and subsequent breathing problems were funny at first (age 4), but then understood as a breading issue, yet continued till today made me think it was an abomination. So conflicted in cuteness and disability.
What's the difference between bread and a pug?
Bread won't try to eat itself.
I bet that's Chinese style not American style
But which one is the dog?
I mean what’s the difference, don’t YOU cut them up and toast them?
What that dog doin
This is what Asians see.
*CONSUME THE DOG*
Thia reposted shit gets 20k upvotes lmfao, i have this photo saved in my gallery from a year ago
Both tastes good!
Both of them tastes good btw.
Would definitely eat ... the bread on the right looks good too
It’s time for breakfast
This post is highly suspect; if anything the toast on the left should be Asian style.
Is that a dog, pig, dog, pig , dog, pig, loaf of bread? System error! “Head starts spinning and spraying sparks”
Dam he thick
Oh my gosh that’s cute!