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mSoGood08

At first, I thought maybe it was just a design that went wrong, but upon closer inspection, I realize that no mistake was made. Those are definitely penises.


higglepop

Spent so long looking at that. Is an upside down plant design? Are they animals legs? No, no that's just a forrest of dicks.


mSoGood08

Exactly! I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt, but she’s either going blind or just likes wearing a cock-cape.


gitarzan

She thought they were mushrooms.


Lost-Car2584

Vegan teacher: EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!


hamchalice

Same


tyingnoose

Even had pair of tits as well


SharkyDusk

Jesus can have her, the retirement home doesn’t want her because she’s a sexual deviant


hornstar99

More like she wants the congregation inside her


NorscaGas-5027

I dont think she knew what they were.


jjngundam

At her age, what has she not seen?


Sprizys

She probably thinks they are cacti or something


Fearthebeard87

At her age, what can she see?


420is24_7

Where can I get one? Asking for a friend ofcourse...


mnoninja

Yeah, same,do anyone have any idea about where can i find it


aseretsseh

How GROSS is that? Where the hell did she get it?


carbon-based-biped

+1 to the grandson for the gift


logancole12630

Holy shit. Do you think she knows? Wtf!?


jeromezooce

Probably she did not notice.


Saanzja

Fashion.


eeeeeddderr

Love


jalfredproofrock

Oh! I thought she said she was a peanuts farmer.


GoodMoleman2You

Ahegao hoodie has a challenger


hexagonalelma

Jesus take the hint


kimishere2

And that was the last time Martha accepted a gift from the middle school band camp


aliengangsta

Football team had some amazing gifts too but Martha knows she can't handle that


_-DoubleD-_

I want to know what she thought they were.


Careless_Wait8620

Wow.


ExtraMOIST_

I didn’t see it till I looked again and now I can’t unsee it


TheJWeed

I’d love to be there when someone tells her,,,


7thAssassins

Don't know about Jesus but something has definitely risen.


BottlerEater1

Plot twist: It is a he


toomerboomer

DID THEY HAVE TO HAVE THAT AVATAR!?


KermitMadMan

or waiting on His 2nd, 3rd, 4th, … cummings


SwarthyRuffian

That’s a whole lotta zombie dicks


deejay_243

Looks like mara from the Persona series


TaxAg11

At least they are circumcised, as God intended


everhardlysmiles

Lmao.


yumtacos

And the Lord said, Cumeth for me


Exx2xxO

more like jesus and his apostles.. I mean come on, the message is pretty clear..


anesthetic_aesthetic

Looks like HULK SMASHED


OBI_WAH_KENOBI

'Let Jesus come inside you and fill you up'


Yogurt_Slinger_

The second coming


H1king33k

Filled with the Holy Spirt.


RezPorga

more like JeDick


LostLaw9417

That's how one keeps memory of a good time


iemandopaard

plot twist: she knows


DrManhattan_DDM

Christ gonna fill her with love


MagdaCadabra

r/theyknew


Mr_Resident

"her" i thought that was a man when i saw it for first time


MrPinec0nes

Jesus is green!?


FertileImagination

She knew what she was doing...she wants Jesus'es white wine...


ThePlatypusInSpace

Just realized if Jesus cums its would technically be holy cum


HasanDaTop

Are those actually intentionally printed dicks?


RedamogusUS

It is he who had risen and has cummed in 3 days.


holt5672

I bet a lot of people said "Jesus Christ!" at church that day though... so there's that


KoreanGamer9414

What even is this suppose to be


Marvinx1806

I hate it, thats absolutely disgusting. Where can I buy one?


eeyore_114

That looks more like shreks than jesus' to me...


almondmilkho

she's wearing a fancy cock cardigan


toasted_napkin

How are they not penises. I can’t see anything thing else


Radknight11

At least she knows what she likes. I hope it take her too long to figure it out.


Adamn415

Maybe this is part of the festival for Dionysus? Phaellephoria? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5413557/Penis-fertility-festival-held-Greece.html


roseeevil00

Oopss... But she knows. Lol


Samuel_Chiu

She wants to be the second Maria


FrameGloomy

Oooh my! What creative people then. Now I can watch xmen everyday with 50k+ ki da kink.im so glad I'm alive to witness this.


YO10N

bro mark this as nsfw


Alone-Mix-7122

That is fucking disgusting! Where?


Lost-Car2584

Oh your holy spirits ohhhhhhhhhh


Deadmanxmallory

Wow! Wearing this to a place where you worship a guy who born from parthanogenesis, I mean without any involvement of dick lol


createusernametmrw

That’s some cucumber melon redickulousness right there.


SNeddie

The stares she must have gotten. 🤣


ufonight

I think she's want the entire heaven, look how many.


Only_Variation9317

Well, the comment really makes little sense, but WTF am I looking at? There's no way she couldn't notice. No way in hell.


Ooferman1048

Squidwards penies


il0vep0tat0

Nice dick