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Florida man Dresses as woman, buys puppy with stolen card
This is pretty wholesome actually
Heres mine :/ https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-suspect-22-allegedly-attacked-mother-with-sausages
Florida man caught with over 200 illegal lobsters
Florida man robs store dressed as spiderman
Florida man jumps from hotel, dies after parachute failure
Florida man arrested after offering a female cop a hamburger in exchange for oral sex
Florida man arrested for allegedly assaulting girlfriend while dressed as dinosaur
Florida man masturbating on a walmart toy
is your birthday november 14? because mine is
cool, our birthday is coming soon
Florida Man Dies In Explosion After Attempting To Microwave A Microwave
July 13th Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing a Chicago tourist.
July 16th Florida man indicted in fatal dog poop fight
May 29th, Florida man arrested, accused of hitting mom on the head with corn cob
The black night always triumphs!
Oh cool, we have the same birthday
Yay I found you
Hey we share birthday! I respect that man, he did something I always wanted to see happen but am too wise to do
So… it wasn’t a good idea to microwave that
That was a hoax
On August 18, 2019, a Florida man was arrested for performing a botched castration on another man.
The man had set up an impromptu operating room in his Highland county home. He had acquired his own medical equipment, some painkillers, and of course, a camera for the surgery.
The men had met on a website for men with a eunuch fetish.
Police responded to the scene after a 911 hang-up call. Upon arrival, the amateur surgeon greeted police at the door and filled them in on the botched surgery
When police entered the house, they found a bleeding man wrapped in a towel with a container close by containing the injured man’s testicles.
The victim was immediately taken to the hospital and survived the surgery. However, the surgeon was taken to the local jail.
In a shocking revelation, it was revealed that this was not his first time. He had performed a castration in a hotel which resulted in a hospitalization. Unfortunately, the incident was never reported to the police.
Man.. i have the same on August 20th along with florida man pulling a knife to rob another man for a snickers.
I guess it was a big story if it was on for multiple days
Florida man kills nephew for hogging bathroom…
When you have a really good comment then you see someone has already put it
Jesus, I read that as botched circumcision and thought how do you fuck up so badly you chopped his balls off!! It's too early for this shit.
I feel pain reading this
Heyy we have the same birthday!
Same as mine. I made a comment too
I went to google using my birth date, saw the story and was like... wait that sounded like the comment I just read.
Aug 18th gang.
I have one day after you and it’s a man was arrested for shoving 50 dollar steaks down his pants and running away
August was a bad month, man. August 16: Florida Man suspected of murdering couple was caught biting victim's face off.
He literally ate dick.
Florida man finds ww2 grenade, tosses it in trunk, brings it to tacobell. (28 jan)
YO WTF, IM 26TH OF JAN AND I GOT
Florida Man Finds WWII Grenade and Brings It to Taco Bell
i quess he found another one
19th jan: Florida man orders burrito at bank drive-through, thinks it's Taco Bell.
lots of taco bell that month it seems.
Ayyy, Jan 28th
April 18 Florida man sues for right to marry his laptop
april 18th a naked florida man in a public parking lot kicking trash cans and screaming " I only had one bear "
why does he need more bears
B e r
April 26 Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage
Florida man crashes into building at 80mph trying to go "back to the future"
What an idiot, you're supposed to go 88 mph, not 80
This is why he didn't make it.
Naked florida man arrested with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him
Ayo my birthday twin December 12th
Ah sad. I’m close to it haha. The 10th for me ( Florida man accused of ditching boy outside of police station because he thought he was gay )
Same, December 12th gang!
Florida man robs Wendy's after grilling burger
Wow same birthday
Florida man suspected of murdering couple was caught biting victim's face off.
Florida Man dry humps olaf toy
i am concerned
Florida man climbs building, dives into pond, wrestles with crocodile, and survives
New assassins creed plot
florida man arrested after trying to pull over undercover detective
Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer
Wrf that is my birthday lol
This town ain't big enough for the 3 of us.
Then we must fight till the death
"Florida men fight to death after discovering they share the same birthday"
Florida man [hides $1k from deputies in rectum](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.abc15.com/news/national/florida-man-stuffs-over-1000-in-rectum-in-attempt-to-hide-it-from-deputies%3f_amp=true)
it was probably 10, 100 dollar bills… but it’s be crazy if it was any amount of smaller bills lol
1090 $1 bills in ass
florida man accused of masturbating in walmart toy section
Excuse me what?
I think he said a florida man was accused of masturbating in walmart toy section
Florida Man Trying To Kill “Demons” Tormenting Him Went On Sledgehammer Spree
I just read the article for my Florida man and I found out we have the same one. Feb 17th
"Florida Man Bites His Brother’s Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket"
What fuck, lol. Why is this one so low?
Lol. That is really really random.
We really needed the dragon ball z part. If it was just a blanket, well, fuck that guy. But shit it’s a DBZ blanket? Understandable have a great day
I typed in and this popped up:
“Florida Man Dies In Explosion After Attempting To Microwave A Microwave”
he tried to invent picowave
Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to ‘Stop Himself From Raping Women':
Monnin reportedly told investigators that he performs sex acts on the floats “instead of raping women.”
Police handing out pool floats all over world:
Well boys we did it, rape is no more.
Florida man kicked chicken like 'a field goal,’ deputies say
December 18, florida man tries to pay for fast food with bag of weed
Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex
Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff's deputies
Florida man arrested for placing feces at synagogue, yelling ‘Jews must die’
I got a naked Florida man chased a couple around chick fill a
11th February Florida man arrested after spraying people with fire extinguisher at Walmart.
It's always Walmart isn't it ?
It's often wendys
Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone, pulled over for driving footmobile.
Florida man turns himself in for killing imaginary friend
Florida man goes on a beer run, with alligator in hand
Florida man charged with battery after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger
Mine got slapped with pizza
Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet, calls 911
Florida man arrested for fatal stabbing of grandfather after pulling human ears from pocket during questioning by deputies
Shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick
Florida Man Accused of Forcing Small Alligator to Drink Beer
Authorities say they've arrested a Florida man who provoked a small alligator into biting his arm and poured beer into the animal's mouth.
10 October 2019
I got the same result for Oct 13th
Florida man tries to pawn his baby.
Florida Man with no arm charged with stabbing man with scissors. - '11th july'
Who'd think, that in the end, he was armed.
Florida man accused of setting his own truck on fire to give deputies ‘something to do’
What boredom does to a mf
Florida man allegedly slaps woman with a bowl of chilli
Florida man afraid of vampires, burns down his house
Florida man arrested for beating and throwing chair at child in doughnut dispute
I searched for March and this one came,so it's some date in March
Definitely a great way to end today.
Florida man wearing crocs jumps into crocodile pond
Accidentally shot woman to death during foreplay
Florida man shot dead after asking if bulletproof vest still worked
I guess it didn't
#Florida man threatens to destroy everyone... with army of turtles
Florida man accused of attacking mom when she wouldn't dress his mannequin (30th March)
I mean... why mannequin...
florida man thought he stole opioids, got laxatives instead
jan 28 btw
Florida man who marooned himself on lake fountain saying he took too much MDMA and wanted to be with the swans. Perfection
Florida man drove down major road with lawnmover and strip teased at a japanese restoraunt
"Florida man who marooned himself on lake fountain says he took too much MDMA and wanted to be with the swans"
Florida Man Accused Of Stabbing Woman Over Underdone Potato
Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf' at Target
Florida man threathens cops with kindness
Knife named kindness?
Florida Men with 20 tattoos wearing pink bra arrested
Florida man died after trying to microwave a microwave.
That’s a Florida headline if I’ve ever read one.
Ok, this just makes me mad:
COCOA, Fla. -- Authorities in Florida say a group of teens watched and laughed as a man drowned in a retention pond last week.
Jamel Dunn drowned in a retention pond in the city of Cocoa on July 9. Cocoa police say they later discovered a group of teens between the ages of 14 and 16 recorded the 32-year-old's drowning on video, CBS Orlando affiliate WKMG-TV reports.
The video was released by the state attorney's office Thursday and audio was published by Florida Today. The teens can be heard laughing at Dunn.
"F------ junkie, get out the water, you gonna die," one said.
"Ain't nobody's going to help you, you dumb b----," another said. "You should've never got in there."
Police said that Dunn walked into the pond by himself, WKMG-TV reports. Police aren't sure if he was suicidal but said he just had an argument with his fiancee. Dunn's body wasn't found until July 14.
Police identified and interviewed the five teens involved. Cocoa Police Chief Mike Cataloupe calls their actions "utterly inhumane and cruel," but says criminal charges won't be filed because state law doesn't require people to help or call 911 when someone's in distress.
"Short of them pushing him in the water, we don't have anything that can hold them accountable on a criminal level," Cocoa police spokeswoman Yvonne Martinez told WKMG-TV.
The teens got their biggest laughs when Dunn was screaming and went under, WKMG-TV reports.
"This man ain't getting back up," one said.
"Yeah, he dead, but he gone," another said. "RIP."
Martinez said it was "unfortunate" that authorities can't charge the teens.
"For these kids to just do what they did and video and be laughing about it," she said, "it's just mind-boggling."
Lmao drunken Florida man kicked out of library told cops he was Jason Bourne on the 1st of may
Florida man gets head-butted, knocked out by alligator
Florida Man arrested, caught on camera using Samurai Sword to fight wheelbarrow
Florida man causes thousands of dollars in property damage. A bit lame tbh
Floria man said god told him to drive a Ferrari 360 off pier
Florida man accused of setting his own truck on fire to give deputies ‘something to do’
Florida Man Shoveling Spaghetti in Mouth Arrested at Olive Garden - NBC Miami
Florida man attacks gas station clerk with hot dogs.
'Florida man robs store dressed as spiderman'
Florida man arrested for throwing pizza at father after finding out his dad helped birth him
Florida man with ‘half a head’ arrested on attempted murder.
The fun part is where you can go and figure out what day it is.
Florida man says 3 syringes found in his rectum aren't his
Florida man drives bike down I95 barefoot whilst steering the bike with his feet...
“Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald’s sweet and sour packets”
Florida man tries to pay his Macdonald's meal with weed
Florida man threatens to kill someone with kindness wtf
Florida Man, 62, strips, performs "strange dance" at McDonald's. Then tries to impregnate railing
Central Florida Man Broke Into Home, Fell Asleep on Couch While High on Meth: Police
Florida man dies in explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave
"Florida man dresses as a woman and buys puppy from pet store"
Ok that is some quality florida man.
Florida man stabs woman with fork over undercooked potato
Florida man arrested after dining on spaghetti with his bare hands
Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish Website (aug 20)
January 29 Florida man sentenced to jail and moral therapy for attacking a minion
January 21 - A Florida man known as “The Monkey Whisperer” is accused of illegally selling primates.
Fuck me [florida man aug 10](https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/10/florida-man-arrested-for-dui-says-he-smoked-pot-to-prepare-for-jesus-to-return/) this really works
Florida man arrested after spraying people with fire extinguisher at Walmart
( 11 feb )
[Florida man downloads child porn as a 'boredom killer', deputies say](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/01/florida-man-downloaded-child-porn-as-a-boredom-killer-deputies-say/%3foutputType=amp)
Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing corn cob at mom's head
Florida man wouldn’t flush. That’s when the police got involved
Last but not least:
Florida man calls 911 to brag after fleeing traffic stop
August 5th - Florida man who carried alligator into the liquor store doesn't remember the incident
Bible thumping: Florida man accused of throwing holy book at deputy
Florida man drunk and naked allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
Florida man slapped girlfriend with cheeseburger, kicked her
Florida man accused of chewing another mans face
“Nude Florida man burns himself while dancing in flames, chanting 'gibberish” well that sure is interesting
"Florida man charged with stabbing a woman with a fork over underdone potato"
Fucking hell, Gordon's gone off the rails
Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex. 1st December.
Florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at library leads police on scooter chase
Florida man caught on camera licking doorbell
Florida man accused of jumping naked on neighbor’s trampoline before breaking into home
Florida man slapped with Big Mouthed Billy Bass
I tried this once. Something about a man killing his facebook-friend
Florida man robs Wendy's after grilling burger
Like a true sigma male
October 18- Florida man with half a head arrested for attempted murder, arson
Naked Florida man with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him shot by police
15th april 2019: Man shoveling spaghetti in mouth arrested at Florida Olive Garden
[the true link](https://kvoa.com/news/national-news/2019/04/15/man-shoveling-spaghetti-in-mouth-arrested-at-florida-olive-garden/)
Florida man drops stolen TV from getaway scooter
Florida man arrested after deputiea found him livestreaming on Instagram
April 7 Florida man sues to keep inflatable Super Mario ...
July 29 florida man makes a run with a beer while having a gator in hand
mine was November 28 and a Florida man stabbed a woman over a underdone potato.
“Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets”