Not all heroes wear capes
By - crashdaddy
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You did it, you you did the funny
Zuck got cucked
Hey, didn't you just replied to my comment on that other post?
Is this destiny?
Yes it is son
You have a ps4 by any chance granpa?
And then he keeled over and died of cardiac arrest.
*Mutters death noises*
Berg got booted
Zuck deez daymun nutz
Cock got zucked
Wtf is a 'beta male' ?
He did it, He really fucking did it
Funny troll man
This just makes me even happier Facebook shut down
You're = you are
This negates all opinions you've ever had.
Bruh u gotta use /s cuz redditors arent smart enuh to lok into porfil ti see you hab permumium
Oh shit i was wrong he isn t actually a redditor oh god what is a pua im afraid to even ask but here goes
At least Reddit has actual funny memes
He Dennis Nedry'd them
I'm obsessed with jurassic park and I love this comment
Hold onto your butts
Hope he didn't take his jeep off-roading out of Menlo Park
Facebook HQ is positioned directly across from one of the smelliest salt marshes I’ve ever been around. Appropriate, considering the pond scum that runs it.
Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word.
Zuck be like "PLEASE god damn it I hate this hacker crap"
Zuck is the talking velociraptor on the plane in JPIII.
Why is this... so accurate.
We’ve got Dodgson here!
The Ole Zucker Tucker
Huh? What happened?
Facebook has a massive outage. Nothing of value got lost.
And from the looks of it, it seems like most of the content posted there has just been erased forever.
Exactly, nothing of value got lost.
This right here.
I checked, the site still works, so is it just the content on the site that got supposedly deleted? I don't believe that they didn't have backups somewhere.
How do you backup server farms filled with half the world's population's dumbest thoughts?
Where would we even store the porn then..?
Fair point. But if there's so much stuff, wouldn't it take a really long time for all of it to get deleted?
Giant companies like Facebook have dozens of server farms. With backups being transferred between different server farms to prevent things like this.
To even suggest that we would re-allocate porn storage for facebook storage is preposterous and I demand you retract your statement.
*slaps roof of internet
This bad boy can fit so many useless opinions in it
where would we store the porn back ups?
Ex-employee outs them for manipulating data for profit and everything “mysteriously” gets wiped on a site thats so rich you know they have 200 backups of everything. Idk man thats one of the craziest coincidences I’ve heard of in a while.
We need to go deeper
Notice that the "whistleblower" was announced across many mainstream news/media outlets in VERY short time-span, including interviews etc. which were lined up BEFORE the story got released ...yet the proposed "regulatory policies" this whistleblower advocates for are IDENTICAL to suggestions Zuck himself has proposed and which most of these media outlets agree with e.g. "hmm, needs more government regulation" followed by "but who has the expertise?" With Zuck ready to volunteer and comply with an already established 5-layer completely arbitrary "accountability" infrastructure...
And none of the more nefarious human emotion experiments, censorship, user psychology data, or user-tracking are new information - all of these have already been exposed and confirmed, though across several years and this was the first I know of to confirm multiple in one reveal
“Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power.” — Benito Mussolini
Perhaps this round it is the uber- powerful companies selling integration with governments by feigning cooperation through "undesired" regulation, it's already happening with "credible sources" and "fact checking"
Several reports from FB are suggesting a massive cyber attack so perhaps the outage is indeed connected to the "whistleblower" but not bc fb is deleting anything... there's nothing 'illegal' they are tracking they aren't already keeping quiet/hidden
Wouldn’t put it past the scum that is Facebook
Source? Not trying to say it's not true, I just hadn't seen that reported anywhere and as I don't use any facebook stuff except for whatsapp I don't have any content I'm familiar with there to check for myself.
I don’t think that’s the case
Fuckin dumbass nothing got lost
Yeah we need a source. I can't find that being said anywhere else.
What was the cause?
from the info i got, some intern messed up with the Border Gateway Protocol (BGP, tl;dr connects the servers to the internet), didnt knew how to fix it, so they called the senior staff which was at home, but even after they arrived to fix the problem, they could not enter the building since their access badges didnt worked since the whole server was down... might be wrong, so pls someone correct me if this proves false later .\_.
Sort of right. Highly, HIGHLY doubt an intern is able to make BGP changes like this especially in a huge organization like FB. BGP also doesn’t necessarily route servers to the internet but more so how the modern internet works by announcing paths and defining how traffic routes to networks.
What likely happened is a network engineer deployed a bad config change which cause Facebook to stop announcing their IP space.
Their badges not working was because they have their badging system tied to their domain, so when their network ate shit and no network knew how to route to Facebooks net, it all was down.
There’s a good write up by cloudflare here; https://blog.cloudflare.com/october-2021-facebook-outage/
Lol that’s hilarious
There was speculation of a hacking
Not just Facebook but a bunch of websites
Websites that are owned by Facebook and run on its servers
Nothing of value was there to begin with, let's be honest
No, Zuckerlizard lost a few billion over the stock falling in value because of the outage. Small victories.
Just so you know, stock losses ≠ actualized losses. He’d only lose money if those shares were converted to cash. He’s just as much of a rich piece of shit as he was before the outage.
Yeah, I know. He still hasn't been inconvenienced by the loss of stocks.
Please tell me the code was:
int * haha;
haha = malloc(4);
Make Facebook *pay*
what does that code do
Crashes facebook servers, duh.
To make it short, it keeps occupying memory on an infinite loop
Very quickly uses all of the memory on a machine and makes it almost impossible to use that memory for anything else afterwards
A 52 petabyte .zip bomb
That's just half a day of people posting pics if their food. You need to pump up those numbers
Take that, suckerberg
Underated comment ^
Zuck my berg
Berg sounds like Verga in Spanish, which means dick
Oh I am *very* aware of that :)
Zucaritas, son riquísimas
Hey everyone, facebook insider here. I was at headquarters when the servers went down this morning. Let me give you the inside scoop.
Mark Zuckerburg was BBQing some smoked meats inside his office when someone told him the news about the whistleblower. He panicked ran out of his office, then his pants fell down and he tripped, and on the way down pulled down someone else's pants. And then that person fell down, and on the way down, pulled down someone's pants. And then that person pulled down someone's pants. And there was a pants down chain reaction which ultimately reached their server devs.
Just then, he got a call from Eduardo Saverin. Turns out he purchased 3PL, a belt logistics company that supples belt prongs to belt manufacturers including the Etriviere by Hermes, Mark's favorite belt. Eduardo threatened to CEO of 3PL to send faulty prongs to Hermes, which made their way to Mark's belt, which snapped the second he put 3 Ns of torque when he panicked about the whistle blower news.
Eduardo planned the whole thing. And it was all worth seeing the look on Mark's face as his servers went down the second time.
All fashion companies cut ties to 3PL and Eduardo took a 50 million dollar loss, but it was all worth it.
This was worth my time.
I have a really good feeling this is what happened
considering it came less than a day after a former employee whistleblowed that FB continuously didnt give a shit about extremism and in fact supported it because it generates more interaction and more income and openly lied about doing something against it to congress AND considering she said many employees felt not right that FB was doing that and they were part of
well, lets just say I dont think its coincidence either...even Americans you cant push to income and money forever, eventually the conscience of some them will show...honestly FB offices dont operate in China to make critics 'disappear' and neither are they redneck central where people can't put 2 braincells together...chances are when you got a lot of pretty smart people working for you, that some of them, when their conscience shows, will and can do you major harm
doubt that's what happened, if it did tho that's fucking hype
Given that this would be a federal crime I sincerely doubt it.
A kill switch if this magnitude *may* have a way to be invoked by one person, but it will absolutely be logged who and what they did.
Humans love the idea of conspiracies and shit, but reality is usually just coincidental timing most of the time.
Yeah I know I just have a feeling that that's what happened doesn't mean it's what happened
Haha nslookup go SERVFAIL
Haha `dig facebook.com` go SERVFAIL as well
Okay I’m seeing memes so..... What happened to Facebook?
Went down the whole day, as well as Instagram and WhatsApp (and probably any affiliated site/app).
No official reason. There are some hypothesis about possible hack attack, an ex-employee last day good bye present, or, the most talked one, the recent whistleblower incident made them try to "control the damage" by erasing any content related to it. But it's all speculation.
In any case, it's back already, at least here in Latin America.
And in Canada, after only an hour
Honestly, fuck Facebook
whats happening to facebook?
I don't know, but you could try checking Facebook
Nothing wrong on my side
rm -rf /
`sudo rm -rf /`
no coz he mega Chad and he always runs 'sudo su' before
Big dick Chad doesn't even have sudo, always logged in as root
I was afraid to even upvote this
Username checks out
it was actually a dns problem
I'm especially amused by the mental image of Facebook employing a flock of budgies to run code for them
Good ol logic bombs
Is that what happened
Tbh this is what I’ve been picturing too
Recently a bunch of services run by Facebook were down, like Instagram and Whatsapp. So OP made a meme in which he jokes on the fact that this was the work of an ex employee.
What did i miss
I'm ootl on this
After going zoom zoom
What the hell happening to Facebook
Edward Snowden vibes
why is it so comical when birds run
No shit i almost had a girlfriend last night if it weren't because of that interuption
That stupid bitch "whistleblower" from facebook is a lefty authoritarian who was butthurt that they weren't banning and censoring even more people than they already were, fuck her.
You make my day !
Guess a few people had last days
They were burning evidence after last night's whistle-blower interview.
not all capes wear heroes
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I don’t get the meme what happened?
A true hero
My dumb ass read the title as not all horses wear capes
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We do a little trolling
Leave them an Italian surprise (spaghetti)
Some wear cast for their carpal tunnel
I don't know what's the deal with Facebook could some please explain?
A sexy backdoor
Someone deleted the coconut.jpeg file
Did Mark actually get fired from facebook?
What happened to Facebook?
HAh yes funy reddit is superior i am smart nott dumb
Mark told someone to change one setting on a router without testing it and ducked up the system
I think it's more likely that they sabotaged their own site because of the hearings with the whistleblower. Its basically the Donald Trump approach to negative press, overload. This also allows them time at from prying eyes to make changes that nobody can track. Probably throwing out all the things that will implement them in the alleged crimes that the whistleblower will uncover.
The man who knows how to push ctrl and z together got promoted
i thought they're erasing evidence before a trial or something
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