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Not all heroes wear capes

Not all heroes wear capes

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totallyrealuserbois

You did it, you you did the funny


Gen-Z-Grandfather

Zuck got cucked


SopadeAbacaxi

Hey, didn't you just replied to my comment on that other post? Is this destiny?


Gen-Z-Grandfather

Yes it is son


SopadeAbacaxi

You have a ps4 by any chance granpa?


ObnoxiousLittleShit

And then he keeled over and died of cardiac arrest.


Gen-Z-Grandfather

*Mutters death noises*


Minethink144

Welp *unzips*


elreduro

zack cuckerberg


CryLex28

Best comment


WearyEngineering7860

Top comment


kry_some_more

Berg got booted


[deleted]

Zuck deez daymun nutz


THE_CURE666

Cock got zucked


dL8

Wtf is a 'beta male' ?


jinuesato

He did it, He really fucking did it


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KarlDiazYT

Yours doesnt


Bigbuffedboy69

Funny troll man


NotAFakeWumpus

This just makes me even happier Facebook shut down


Frigginlazerbeams

You're = you are This negates all opinions you've ever had.


popomane

Bruh u gotta use /s cuz redditors arent smart enuh to lok into porfil ti see you hab permumium


popomane

Oh shit i was wrong he isn t actually a redditor oh god what is a pua im afraid to even ask but here goes


sotppls

Yor'ue*


GM153

At least Reddit has actual funny memes


Kabros950

He Dennis Nedry'd them


ArcEarth

I'm obsessed with jurassic park and I love this comment


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Hold onto your butts


moochello

Hope he didn't take his jeep off-roading out of Menlo Park


Gorlami-_-

Facebook HQ is positioned directly across from one of the smelliest salt marshes I’ve ever been around. Appropriate, considering the pond scum that runs it.


mcowher01

Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word.


Ultramax815

Zuck be like "PLEASE god damn it I hate this hacker crap"


SilentNinjaMick

Zuck is the talking velociraptor on the plane in JPIII.


scrambler90

Why is this... so accurate.


Circle_Dot

We’ve got Dodgson here!


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cyrusasu

The Ole Zucker Tucker


Derpymon789

Huh? What happened?


MySpiritAnimalIsGras

Facebook has a massive outage. Nothing of value got lost.


Money_Outside_5678

And from the looks of it, it seems like most of the content posted there has just been erased forever.


AitherialJoji

Exactly, nothing of value got lost.


kylemay

This right here.


G_flux

I checked, the site still works, so is it just the content on the site that got supposedly deleted? I don't believe that they didn't have backups somewhere.


ItsAThong

How do you backup server farms filled with half the world's population's dumbest thoughts? Where would we even store the porn then..?


G_flux

Fair point. But if there's so much stuff, wouldn't it take a really long time for all of it to get deleted?


luisless

Giant companies like Facebook have dozens of server farms. With backups being transferred between different server farms to prevent things like this.


CriticoolHit

To even suggest that we would re-allocate porn storage for facebook storage is preposterous and I demand you retract your statement.


DrBaugh

*slaps roof of internet This bad boy can fit so many useless opinions in it


MonsterHunterBoi

where would we store the porn back ups?


luisless

Ex-employee outs them for manipulating data for profit and everything “mysteriously” gets wiped on a site thats so rich you know they have 200 backups of everything. Idk man thats one of the craziest coincidences I’ve heard of in a while.


DrBaugh

We need to go deeper Notice that the "whistleblower" was announced across many mainstream news/media outlets in VERY short time-span, including interviews etc. which were lined up BEFORE the story got released ...yet the proposed "regulatory policies" this whistleblower advocates for are IDENTICAL to suggestions Zuck himself has proposed and which most of these media outlets agree with e.g. "hmm, needs more government regulation" followed by "but who has the expertise?" With Zuck ready to volunteer and comply with an already established 5-layer completely arbitrary "accountability" infrastructure... And none of the more nefarious human emotion experiments, censorship, user psychology data, or user-tracking are new information - all of these have already been exposed and confirmed, though across several years and this was the first I know of to confirm multiple in one reveal “Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power.” — Benito Mussolini Perhaps this round it is the uber- powerful companies selling integration with governments by feigning cooperation through "undesired" regulation, it's already happening with "credible sources" and "fact checking" Several reports from FB are suggesting a massive cyber attack so perhaps the outage is indeed connected to the "whistleblower" but not bc fb is deleting anything... there's nothing 'illegal' they are tracking they aren't already keeping quiet/hidden


buzzwrong

Wouldn’t put it past the scum that is Facebook


Open_Pause1274

Lol


CarbonIceDragon

Source? Not trying to say it's not true, I just hadn't seen that reported anywhere and as I don't use any facebook stuff except for whatsapp I don't have any content I'm familiar with there to check for myself.


MethLabForCutie88

I don’t think that’s the case


TheAtomak

Fuckin dumbass nothing got lost


madbunnybaddmoney

Yeah we need a source. I can't find that being said anywhere else.


JustinChantawansri

What was the cause?


RonaldZheMelon

from the info i got, some intern messed up with the Border Gateway Protocol (BGP, tl;dr connects the servers to the internet), didnt knew how to fix it, so they called the senior staff which was at home, but even after they arrived to fix the problem, they could not enter the building since their access badges didnt worked since the whole server was down... might be wrong, so pls someone correct me if this proves false later .\_.


SparkzOut

Sort of right. Highly, HIGHLY doubt an intern is able to make BGP changes like this especially in a huge organization like FB. BGP also doesn’t necessarily route servers to the internet but more so how the modern internet works by announcing paths and defining how traffic routes to networks. What likely happened is a network engineer deployed a bad config change which cause Facebook to stop announcing their IP space. Their badges not working was because they have their badging system tied to their domain, so when their network ate shit and no network knew how to route to Facebooks net, it all was down. There’s a good write up by cloudflare here; https://blog.cloudflare.com/october-2021-facebook-outage/


JustinChantawansri

Lol that’s hilarious


greatthebob38

There was speculation of a hacking


Twitchsinon

Not just Facebook but a bunch of websites


relddir123

Websites that are owned by Facebook and run on its servers


ArcEarth

Nothing of value was there to begin with, let's be honest


[deleted]

No, Zuckerlizard lost a few billion over the stock falling in value because of the outage. Small victories.


Gorlami-_-

Just so you know, stock losses ≠ actualized losses. He’d only lose money if those shares were converted to cash. He’s just as much of a rich piece of shit as he was before the outage.


[deleted]

Yeah, I know. He still hasn't been inconvenienced by the loss of stocks.


relddir123

Please tell me the code was: ```c int * haha; while(true) { haha = malloc(4); } ``` Make Facebook *pay*


Im_the_mooon

what does that code do


Doireidh

Crashes facebook servers, duh.


Nefonous

To make it short, it keeps occupying memory on an infinite loop


relddir123

Very quickly uses all of the memory on a machine and makes it almost impossible to use that memory for anything else afterwards


Bicc_boye

A 52 petabyte .zip bomb


Pancovnik

That's just half a day of people posting pics if their food. You need to pump up those numbers


Bicc_boye

Pipe bomb


iramsey5

Take that, suckerberg


ASingleDarkThread

Fuckerberg


Official_Gameoholics

Narc Muckerburg


THE_CURE666

Cuckerberg


MYLEEEEEEEG

Dinkleberg


MonsterHunterBoi

Underated comment ^


NotAFakeWumpus

Zuck my berg


Octimusocti

Berg sounds like Verga in Spanish, which means dick


NotAFakeWumpus

Oh I am *very* aware of that :)


Facu5230

Sucker berga


irodoku

Zucaritas, son riquísimas


Facu5230

Si


WallabyUpstairs1496

Hey everyone, facebook insider here. I was at headquarters when the servers went down this morning. Let me give you the inside scoop. Mark Zuckerburg was BBQing some smoked meats inside his office when someone told him the news about the whistleblower. He panicked ran out of his office, then his pants fell down and he tripped, and on the way down pulled down someone else's pants. And then that person fell down, and on the way down, pulled down someone's pants. And then that person pulled down someone's pants. And there was a pants down chain reaction which ultimately reached their server devs. Just then, he got a call from Eduardo Saverin. Turns out he purchased 3PL, a belt logistics company that supples belt prongs to belt manufacturers including the Etriviere by Hermes, Mark's favorite belt. Eduardo threatened to CEO of 3PL to send faulty prongs to Hermes, which made their way to Mark's belt, which snapped the second he put 3 Ns of torque when he panicked about the whistle blower news. Eduardo planned the whole thing. And it was all worth seeing the look on Mark's face as his servers went down the second time. All fashion companies cut ties to 3PL and Eduardo took a 50 million dollar loss, but it was all worth it. Edit: Context https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ6ZlRnS40s&feature=youtu.be


CriticoolHit

This was worth my time. Thank you.


WallabyUpstairs1496

Context https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ6ZlRnS40s&feature=youtu.be


keko1105

I have a really good feeling this is what happened


jal2_

[https://www.cbsnews.com/news/facebook-whistleblower-frances-haugen-misinformation-public-60-minutes-2021-10-03/](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/facebook-whistleblower-frances-haugen-misinformation-public-60-minutes-2021-10-03/) considering it came less than a day after a former employee whistleblowed that FB continuously didnt give a shit about extremism and in fact supported it because it generates more interaction and more income and openly lied about doing something against it to congress AND considering she said many employees felt not right that FB was doing that and they were part of well, lets just say I dont think its coincidence either...even Americans you cant push to income and money forever, eventually the conscience of some them will show...honestly FB offices dont operate in China to make critics 'disappear' and neither are they redneck central where people can't put 2 braincells together...chances are when you got a lot of pretty smart people working for you, that some of them, when their conscience shows, will and can do you major harm


glizzysam

doubt that's what happened, if it did tho that's fucking hype


soft-wear

Given that this would be a federal crime I sincerely doubt it. A kill switch if this magnitude *may* have a way to be invoked by one person, but it will absolutely be logged who and what they did. Humans love the idea of conspiracies and shit, but reality is usually just coincidental timing most of the time.


keko1105

Yeah I know I just have a feeling that that's what happened doesn't mean it's what happened


dgeigerd

Haha nslookup go SERVFAIL


ykahveci

Haha `dig facebook.com` go SERVFAIL as well


230581

Okay I’m seeing memes so..... What happened to Facebook?


The_ScarletFox

Went down the whole day, as well as Instagram and WhatsApp (and probably any affiliated site/app). No official reason. There are some hypothesis about possible hack attack, an ex-employee last day good bye present, or, the most talked one, the recent whistleblower incident made them try to "control the damage" by erasing any content related to it. But it's all speculation. In any case, it's back already, at least here in Latin America.


230581

And in Canada, after only an hour


THE_TORTILLA_MAN

Honestly, fuck Facebook


[deleted]

whats happening to facebook?


ItsAThong

I don't know, but you could try checking Facebook


[deleted]

Nothing wrong on my side


LAMSTREAM

rm -rf / 😋


Funkajunk

`sudo rm -rf /`


FakedKetchup

no coz he mega Chad and he always runs 'sudo su' before


Funkajunk

Big dick Chad doesn't even have sudo, always logged in as root


DrBaugh

I was afraid to even upvote this


thebear96

u/savevideo


AlexVal0r

Username checks out


Blueturboguy123

it was actually a dns problem


blackjackgabbiani

I'm especially amused by the mental image of Facebook employing a flock of budgies to run code for them


KeepYaGuessin

Good ol logic bombs


sockmaster420

Is that what happened


-Effervescence

Tbh this is what I’ve been picturing too


apieceofshi-rock

Context pls?


YceiLikeAudis

Recently a bunch of services run by Facebook were down, like Instagram and Whatsapp. So OP made a meme in which he jokes on the fact that this was the work of an ex employee.


apieceofshi-rock

woag thenk


L1K34PR0

What did i miss


AmonSabbathon

I'm ootl on this


Baadepapa22

Boom boom After going zoom zoom


JustACasualGamer3343

What the hell happening to Facebook


labyrinthanm

Edward Snowden vibes


TheStormingViking

why is it so comical when birds run


skuudsss

No shit i almost had a girlfriend last night if it weren't because of that interuption


luthor12

That stupid bitch "whistleblower" from facebook is a lefty authoritarian who was butthurt that they weren't banning and censoring even more people than they already were, fuck her.


Kronos_United

You make my day !


Naive-Two

Guess a few people had last days


jaeldi

They were burning evidence after last night's whistle-blower interview.


theBoys_Unforgivable

not all capes wear heroes


RepulsiveHorse3222

What happened?


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How do I save videos since u/savevideo is down?


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Alan-likes-starwars

I don’t get the meme what happened?


El_Chile_Bigoton

A true hero


Mammoth_Attempt4920

My dumb ass read the title as not all horses wear capes


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Mindless-Cash7305

We do a little trolling


Bucivagyok

Leave them an Italian surprise (spaghetti)


_meme_crusader

Some wear cast for their carpal tunnel


franiz

I don't know what's the deal with Facebook could some please explain?


PUMAA21

A sexy backdoor


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TheSpaceRonin

Someone deleted the coconut.jpeg file


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DaBoiYeet

Did Mark actually get fired from facebook?


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Dead-head277353

What happened to Facebook?


Pingswallower

HAh yes funy reddit is superior i am smart nott dumb


TheTurtleMaster69

Mark told someone to change one setting on a router without testing it and ducked up the system


Automata1nM0tion

I think it's more likely that they sabotaged their own site because of the hearings with the whistleblower. Its basically the Donald Trump approach to negative press, overload. This also allows them time at from prying eyes to make changes that nobody can track. Probably throwing out all the things that will implement them in the alleged crimes that the whistleblower will uncover.


SelimErenn

The man who knows how to push ctrl and z together got promoted


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😎


F3nd4l

i thought they're erasing evidence before a trial or something


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