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I've learned that "no, but your ass does" is NOT the right answer

I've learned that "no, but your ass does" is NOT the right answer

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pdxslutty

Asses should be big


SausageEggAndSteez

2021 Version: "Honey, does this dress make my ass look small?"


testedbeast551

Fuck I don't know I just like the way you are and not the way you look


IEP_Esy

"So you don't like the way I look"


frogNews

“Baby…. All i can say is that i want your hot ass”


KeyAdhesiveness265

“That’s all you see me as?!”


Fr0glol

"no not at all, but you ass looks great non the less."


testedbeast551

Plot twist: I changed my mind your ugly as fuck


eggimage

Morbidly obese.


Mikerells

Virgin


Atton-2

Yes is you calling her fat. No is you caller her flat. You cannot win.


Bassbreath123

“In all the good ways”


Alienguy500

“Your dress doesn’t make your butt look big, your fat makes your butt look big”


zimpl_

Divorce speedrun world record


dead_clownbaby

"Does this dress make me look fat?" "No, Peg, the fat makes you look fat." is the optimal phrasing of this joke. When Sir Mix-A-Lot proclaimed his fondness for large asses, it was not a controversial opinion even back then.


SausageEggAndSteez

I promise you fellow gentlemen of Reddit, the correct escape from this question is: "Dat assss". Idk why it works, but it works.


Yeet_Yeet_Yeet12

Holy hell, perfect, now I know what to say to my gf if she asks me that sometime. Have a silver you bloody king


L0RD_HEADASS-

What about "unfortunately, no" Hear me out, it's what they want to hear, but the time makes it clear that you're not lying, and if she has any insecurities that it does, you'd be making her feel better


DMandBurgers

The correct answer is “no. You look great”


BAKED_TATER_

“Shiit girl, you down with the thiccness!”


RichardK6K

Get up, come on get down with the thiccness. You mother get up, come on get down with the thiccness. You fucker get up, come up get down with the thiccness. Madness is the gift, that has been given to me.


3into10tothepower8

Your mother better get down with the thiccness


Lost_Cardboard_Box

Well fuck me with a capital f


X-gamer69LetsGo

Ok UwU


randomskidd

Lemme join to make it a threesome


X-gamer69LetsGo

A dude in a frog onesy, a guy with a cubical green head, and a being of pure void. Sounds fun!


Lost_Cardboard_Box

Well not like that


Lost_Cardboard_Box

Ok not like that


IShallPetYourDogo

The correct answer is to just start aggressively flirting, walk up to her, firmly grab both her but cheeks behind her, look her in the eyes, smile and say in your low flirty voice with a bug smile on your face "it does" then lean in next to her ear and say "in all the best ways" grasping her booty a little bit tighter as you do, The key to dealing with questions like these, regarding appearance, is to just act turned on by how she looks, she's happy, you're happy, you might get laid afterwards, it keeps the romance alive, just remember, when in doubt - flirt Disclaimer: this is assuming that it's your girlfriend, otherwise just deflect and avoid the question in it's entirety


traiseSPB

If you have to “act” - this ain’t it. If my girl walks in in a sundress with her dump truck peaking out outta it, she won’t get enough time to ask no damn stupid ass question. We fuckin and that’s it. Then again, she’s confident about her curves so that question wouldn’t ever be aired our regardless


IShallPetYourDogo

I don't need to "act" I'm perpetually horny lol, but act can mean both the activity of acting and actually taking action, I meant it in the second sense of the word


BaBaLightning

this guy *f u c k s*


ImAmandaLeeroy

Is this guy missing a toe on is right foot?


Xc4lib3r

"Maybe" is my answer.


not_here_for_outrage

It makes your butt look perfect


dummydumbbb

Give me the location of that bridge


luthor12

Big asses are good, petite asses are cute. It's all about the shape.


JxY1989

The correct answer is "It makes your ass look amazing" Source: me. I've been in a happy relationship for 16 years.


S1umL0rdAkr0n

Nooooo. It's the twinkies.


zpth

"Hell yeah 😈🥵"


c4t4n4

Just say its perfect


hirad83

How about a very nice and safe, "you look amazing as always"


Haych13

2001 answer: no 2021 answer: yea


Equal-Performance187

I thought you were the girl walking like that cause you were trying to show off your big butt.


Equal-Performance187

Why are you walking like that tho are you nervous? She’s trying to figure out how her butt looks so you can just tell her if she’s got an attitude about requested feedback she’s got an issue.


Equal-Performance187

Oh


Equal-Performance187

This is a good meme 👍🏻


TunaBord

“The dress fits fine” This.


rekhaloz

Well you're not going to eat it aren't you? HAHAHAHAH


WallabyUpstairs1496

What is this? 1992?


Y0SHIKAAGE

Off topic,Ass is underrated


Calamitosas

It makes it look fantastic as it actually is


UdderDefiance

Nahhh baby!... The 30lbs of cellulite hanging out on each ass cheek, that's what makes your ass look big.


MaximumYes

"{No/Yes}, and don't ask questions if you don't want to know the answers. If you're still offended, the door is over there." My dudes, you deserve better than SO's that will put double binds on you like this.