T O P

what?

what?

AdamWestsButtDouble

I love the second post. Like when someone says “what?” online it means they didn’t hear you.


Tesla_Lover10021

What?


NecrodexMC

I do repeat myself I love the second post. Like when someone says “what?” online it means they didn’t hear you.


theantman6000

?tahW


NecrodexMC

.uoy raeh t’ndid yeht snaem ti enilno ”?tahw“ syas enoemos nehw ekiL .tsop dnoces eht evol I flesym taeper od I


theantman6000

¿ʇɐɥM


NecrodexMC

˙noʎ ɹɐǝɥ ʇ’upᴉp ʎǝɥʇ suɐǝɯ ʇᴉ ǝuᴉluo ”¿ʇɐɥʍ“ sʎɐs ǝuoǝɯos uǝɥʍ ǝʞᴉ˥ ˙ʇsod puoɔǝs ǝɥʇ ǝʌol I ɟlǝsʎɯ ʇɐǝdǝɹ op I


Computers-XD

Что?


NecrodexMC

Я повторяюсь Мне нравится второй пост. Например, когда кто-то говорит "что?" в Интернете это означает, что они вас не слышали.


Adevyy

Ne dedin?


Flare_Wolfie

Why does this look so accurate grammatically, what the fuck.


totallyrel

מה?


Mr_lightning22

I'm part russian so I understood this


Vallhallan

Am I having a stroke


swagglord2000

we all are


Ya-Dikobraz

We will teach them our peacefull ways, by force.


ChilsungCider111921

>It is I, the actual guy who said "what"


MajMin5

Hmmmm, account age 1h, comment posted 1h ago, are ya positive you didn’t just make an account with the same name to comment this?


BonsalTree

Nah man, I was just talking about this in that discord server that it was made in and he got a glimpse of the photo that I had sent. So he decided to make an account on reddit and post that comment


[deleted]

That’s exactly what they did, doesn’t mean they weren’t the guy to say “what”.


BonsalTree

That is the guy who said whay


[deleted]

Yeah I’m just saying you’re technically both right as he made an account to post this! The way the guy phrased it although accusatory was only literally accusing of something we all know to be true.


TheMegaTheorist

Did you find out what he actually meant


BottyFlaps

His mum fucker a gay whore then took a big shot of grass and yellow plastic the man very scare. What's the matter with you, can't you read?


VaughanYT

Can you write that in Wisconsin English?


DesertGoat

Oh yah dere his ma she um did it with, you know, one uh dem homosexual prostitutes ya know. Den she took a big ole shot a dat grass and dat yellow plastic. Da man was real scary.


VaughanYT

Is that a Wisconsin stereotype? Maybe it's just cause I live in Madison, but I've never heard anyone talk like that over here.


DesertGoat

Yeah - no one really talks like that. I grew up in Baraboo.


batzel48

Exactly it’s crystal clear!


Warzinak

What?


KimonoNero

That Makes no sense. Still I can’t understand anything


NecrodexMC

legend


BonsalTree

It is I, alphys. I’m still looking for my mum :|


TheChipPotato

You heard him, His mum fucker a gay whore then took a big shot of grass and yellow plastic the man very scare Translation: His mom had sexual intercourse with a homosexual after which she drank a large dose of grass (one can only assume that that was in fact not just any normal grass found in one's backyard) and a plastic object that is of a yellow hue (one can assume that it would be a medicinal pill of sorts) resulting in the man (the homosexual) to be frightened


demwoodz

^ my man! You are better than google translate


AnIdiotwithaSubaru

shall we call it "Google stroke"


racecaracecar3343

we need shitty translator bot


deenali

Very good but I think the shot of grass and yellow plastic would mean the mum smoked weed from a plastic bottle with water that's so dirty it had turned yellow.


WildFurball2118

*Google Translate wants to know your location*


farhanshaikh671

r/increasinglyverbose


thatgreenbean

His maternal figure committed the act of fornication alongside a fellow male being who prefers beings of his own gender for sexual acts. Following this, said maternal figure consumed a higher-than-average amount of what has been named “grass” (although one can assume that this is not the common plant that grows upon the soil on one’s domicile), and a solid object made from an oil-based material with a flaxen hue (which may be a substance utilised for medicinal purposes, delivered in the form of a minuscule, solid, edible object duly named a “pill”). This act from the maternal figure has resulted in the male homosexual being to then express the feeling of fear.


Bright_Vision

Normally these things result in people adding useless 'Information'. You managed to make the same thing actually r/increasinglyverbose. Have a silver.


thatgreenbean

Thanks! I’d return the silver if I had a free award. I basically just copied off the first guy, occassionally changing the structure and using more difficult vocabulary, and not confirming or denying any assumptions, and, well, I guess that worked. It also helps that I did practice this with numerous sentences in case I ever found the opportunity to make something more verbose, and my friends always say that I talk verbose anyway (more like I can’t use slang or simplified vocabulary for shit), so yeah.


zfcjr67

I read your translation and remembered a classic from my area, "Boo Got Shot" and the translation. Link if anyone wants to listen. https://youtu.be/2SK6_Di_3O0


Coyote_CoolAid

Thanks for the translation, hombre.


Positive-Idea

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uwuwizard

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kelrunner

If I take a trip to russia, where I don't know the language, can you come too?


seddy_bear32

Why would he be frightened of a pill?


samarithan7

I do repeat myself


Cauhs

What?


samarithan7

my mum fucker a gay whore then took a big shot of grass and yellow plastic the man very scare


BonsalTree

Fucking LEGEND


Erlend05

Why do i read read that in the voice of a black woman with an attitude?


SubjectDelta10

ngl this says a lot about society


kremlingrasso

yes, but WHAT does it say?


SubjectDelta10

many different things, profound and truthful statements about the world we live in


shea241

we live in one


larsofz

I do repeat myself My mum fucker a gay whore then took a big shot of grass and yellow plastic and the man very scare


Konijndijk

My mum fucker a gay whore then took a big shot of grass and yellow plastic and the man very scare


ThatRandomFoxKid

I do repeat myself a lot about society


IReallyHopeMyUserna

Maybe it just says a lot about the furry community and their unhealthy role models


Things-2635

yet we live in one


SubjectDelta10

curious


Amanpreet-Kaur

I do repeat myself My mum fucker a gay whore then took a big shot of grass and yellow plastic and the man very scare


POOTIS113

he do repeat doe


WengersJacketZip

go back to Hotland alphys ur drunk


seanwee2000

That's a changed character in the PFP though


BonsalTree

Okay


Thymeisdone

Very scare. So repeat.


MAYBE_Maybe_maybe_

this sounds like an AI reconstruction of an actual insult


Dragstz

It’s not an accident when they do it twice


BonsalTree

My mum fucker a gay whore then took a big shot of grass and yellow plastic the man very scare


abcd_z

Well, that clears that right up. /s


CJDrums8664

Hey, gotta admire the dedication. “Did I stutter?”


Random_KokichiKinnie

the man very scare


jJuiZz

Of course, they’re furries.


BonsalTree

yes


Moooboy10

and?


DagitabPH

What


xMaiky

Alphys???


BonsalTree

Maiky??


SmoothBrainSupport

Alphys is a character from the 2015 indie-RPG game Undertale. For the track named after this character, see Alphys (Soundtrack). “Ummm... H-h-hiya! I'm Dr. Alphys. I'm ASGORE's royal scientist!” -Alphys Dr. Alphys (/ˈælfiːz/ AL-feez) is a female, reptilian monster that lives in the lab in western Hotland. She is the incumbent Royal Scientist, a position she was awarded by Asgore after the disappearance of her predecessor, Dr. W.D Gaster. Alphys is a yellow, reptilian monster of similar height to the protagonist. Her posture is somewhat hunched over. She has yellow scales, claws, and protruding teeth (which seem to vary between two and four depending which way she faces). Her feet have three toes while there are three fingers and a thumb on each of her hands. Her "hair" is designed into points facing the back of her head. She normally wears round glasses and a white lab coat. Her glasses do not cover her eyelashes. However, she wears a polka dot dress on her date with the protagonist. Alphys is a nerdy, shy recluse with a fondness for human anime and manga. She has crushes on multiple characters (some mild, others more serious), but struggles to communicate her feelings. She is canonically bisexual. Alphys is filled with guilt and insecurities about herself and her accomplishments. After she accidentally created the Amalgamates while experimenting with determination, she told nobody and became deeply depressed and remorseful. She later developed a canonical lesbian romantic relationship with Captain of the Royal Guard, Undyne. Before the events of Undertale, Undyne meets Alphys in the Garbage Dump and they become friends. Alphys accidentally creates the Amalgamates through experimenting with Determination in hopes of saving monsters that have fallen down. The protagonist is able to encounter them in the True Lab later in the game.


BonsalTree

k


Pignugget23

No one gonna mention the pfps


Moooboy10

nope


Pignugget23

Its furry stuff


Moooboy10

I know


VladVonEisberg

His mum took a big shot of grass and yellow plastic (cocktail) and made the man scared shitless...


Blade4004

My dad's a piece of shit that smokes weed and (yellow plastic), he's a scary guy.


BonsalTree

I really wasn’t expecting this many upvotes but holy shit


BlackJovian2458

he do be repeating himself


vegemitebagel

This happened to my buddy Eric


NutNinjaGoesBananas

Holy shit I spend way to much time online I actually got that reference


SadPotatosack6

"I do repeat myself"


personaanongrata

Scare = Scare + E


iiNoNameThankYou

He's speaking the language of the gods


TheElvenWitch777

If it's a gay man why would he fuck the mom?


BonsalTree

It’s originally intended for the whore to be gay as in lesbian


TheElvenWitch777

But they said man


BonsalTree

That was referring to someone else


NukeML

Wait did u actually figure out what they were saying


Mast3r_48

Oh c'mon, he do repeat himself and still you didn't understand it?


CharlotteSDJ

Ohhhhhh, I get it now...


ugagradlady

The man was afraid of both you and your mum. Your inability to make sense and attempt at using a needle for pot are pretty scary.


Hankman66

It made no sense till he repeated it.


KR-kr-KR-kr

His mom has a weed smorking girlfriend obviously


BonsalTree

Yes girlfriend are big whore


Nicolasgonzo87

he do repeat himself tho


Free_Professor_8590

Are you sure your friend didn’t have a stroke


Zaritozic

what


NoName666263

*I do repeat myself*


TheRadPanda123

T H E M A N V E R Y S C A R E


Beatnuk

Must he do repeat myself even more??


BonsalTree

I do repeat many more??


LatinBotPointTwo

Poor man, so very scare


Verxoneczek

chicken curry and a lot of other people thinking of you and your family and friends are rare


yeahboi101bruh

He’s here


stickybedofsadness

What did you expect from a furry discord server? (judging from the profile pic)


BonsalTree

Not much qwq


SamJTheCow

r/ihadastroke


theresoneineverycar

Usually reading the comments will help me figure out what just happened, but not today


Skittles_the_Dawn

Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you.


legendary_skulls

Aren't these the lyrics to come together


BonsalTree

Come together by the Beatles?


The_Grubby_One

r/imhavingastroke


GUNNAFAN60K

Some sort of gross furry discord


Thejade1987

I reckon she drunk grass vodka.


Chaostrosity

Good thing he clarified it!


ThePersonWithNN

This is why I’m scared of furrys