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RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - ANGRY PSA FOR THE NEW PLAYERS

RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - ANGRY PSA FOR THE NEW PLAYERS

SomeOtherNeb

IT HAPPENED WEEKS AGO BUT I'M STILL PISSED ABOUT THAT TANK THAT CALLED ME AN ASSHOLE DURING THE TSUYU FIGHT BECAUSE I "STOLE HIS AGGRO AND HE COULDN'T GET IT BACK" AND LET ME DIE AS A RESULT, I WAS PLAYING MCH THERE'S NO WAY I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO BE TOP AGGRO OVER TWO TANKS JUST PRESS THE PROVOKE BUTTON YOU DOUCHEBAG


legacymedia92

Did they not have stance? BECAUSE THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY FUCKING WAY A TANK COULD LOSE AGRO ON THAT!!


SomeOtherNeb

THAT'S WHAT I SAID AND HE CALLED ME AN IDIOT WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT STRAIGHT ONTO THE BLACKLIST HE WENT


damonreece

[AUTO-ATTACKING FURIOUSLY] WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS GAME HAS BUTTONS


absynthe7

SO IF YOU FIND THAT YOU SUFFER TANXIETY QUEUE FOR SATASHA, THE PIRATE SOCIETY TURN ON YOUR STANCE AND YOU'LL NEVER LOSE AGGRO EVEN WHEN THE DPS CAUSES A FIASCO JUST MAKE SURE THAT YOU USE AOE SO YOU CAN TAG EVERY MOB THAT YOU SEE THE PLACE IS SO EASY THAT PROBLEMS ARE SELDOM AND NOW YOU'VE TANKED YOUR FIRST DUNGEON, YOU'RE WELCOME


Packetdancer

Icon is not there; Tank can see only one mob. Like fall leaves, I die. A haiku dedicated to all the times I've run early dungeons with a tank who doesn't have stance on, doesn't AoE, and so I end up with all the aggro. (It even has seasonal imagery in one line, as haiku are supposed to!)


Atelia

WOW THIS IS REALLY GOOD I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE KIND OF THING I WOULD EXPECT TO SEE OUT OF A JOCAT VIDEO


pi1samir0tt4

THIS WEEK HAS BEEN AWFUL IN EARLY DUNGEONS! SO MUCH NAME-CALLING AND GENERAL ASSHOLE BEHAVIOUR. I HAVEN'T BEEN INSULTED THIS MUCH SINCE MY FIRST SASTASHA RUN WHEN I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO PLAY. NOW I GET CALLED IDIOT AND A TROLL TRYING TO EXPLAIN DUNGEON MECHANICS. ALSO I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY PLAYERS KICKED


NeimiForHeroes

KEEP YOUR RESPONSES SHORT AND YOUR REPORTS DETAILED. THE ONLY WAY TO COMBAT TROLLING ASSHOLES IS MAKE THEM SUFFER THE GAOL.


Loyal2NES

PLEASE TELL ME HOW REPORTS WORK I AM NOT USED TO A GAME WHERE THOSE ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING.


TK_on_Mateus

System, support desk, contact us, report harassment (in that order from your menus, bottom left if PC player). FOLLOW THE FORM. Make sure to include the player name(s) (if this was in a dungeon, go to the Social menu and hit Contacts. It will show you the last 50 players you did content with). - Player name - General time frame (ex: “At around 10pm EST on 7/23. Yes even if you’re reporting same day). - Description of what happened As long as you follow that format you usually get a whisper in pink text in your chatbox from a GM within 30 minutes to an hour after a report where they’ll want you to clarify anything you might not have written. Only times you get a canned response is if you don’t follow the format, what you reported isn’t actually harassment, or so many people reported the same person they have to let you know they’re looking into it but can’t personally talk to everyone.


i_am_not_mike_fiore

#**REPORT THEM** DO NOT STAND FOR THAT BAD BEHAVIOR


dr197

AS A WOWFUGEE MYSELF, THEY ARE PROBABLY WOWFUGEES. THEY ARE A HUGE REASON I STOPPED PLAYING WOW. I APOLOGIZE FOR YOU BEING EXPOSED TO THEM.


SkyStoneShark

I HAVE FAITH IN THIS GAME COMMUNITY TO SORT THESE PEOPLE OUT EVENTUALLY. The uptick is expected, but I give them a month or two to even out, mainly because my hope is, they will eventually learn that’s not how we do things here. And if they persist, they will meet the gaol personally and be taught the lesson the hard way (via player report).


Marzahd

I TOO HAVE SEEN AN INCREASE IN UNNECESSARY HOSTILITY. TO THE JAIL WITH ‘EM (AND NOT THE FUN BONK ONE)!


vibechequed

THE UPSIDE OF DOING SAVAGE RECLEARS WITH YOUR FRIENDS IS ALLEGEDLY THAT EVERYONE IS RESPECTING WHOSE TURN IT IS TO GET THE GEAR. I'VE HAPPILY PASSED ON BIS PIECES I NEED BECAUSE I KNOW THIS OR THAT FRIEND NEEDED THE UPGRADE MORE THAN ME AND I AGREED GOING IN THAT IT WAS THEIR TURN. THAT'S CIVILITY, BABES. SO HEY MAYBE GO FUCK YOURSELF @ BOTH THE FRIENDS WHO LOOT-AND-SCOOTED ON THE TWO SEPARATE CLEARS THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FOR MY FINAL BIS PIECE, ONE OF WHOM OPENLY SAID IT WAS FOR ONE OF HIS OFF-CLASSES, WHEREAS I NEEDED IT FOR MY MAIN, AND THEN FLAUNTED HIS SHINY NEW OFF-CLASS COMPLETED BIS TO EVERYONE HE COULD GET HIS HANDS ON. THAT WAS SHIT, EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS SHIT, AND YES, THAT IS WHY WE ALL GET REAL QUIET WHEN YOU JOIN THE VC AND ASK TO JOIN OUR FARM PARTIES. GOOD JOB FUCKO.


KianaWolf

> BOTH THE FRIENDS Y'KNOW, THEY DON'T SOUND LIKE VERY GOOD FRIENDS. MAYBE HAVE A NICE CHAT ABOUT THE WONDERS OF REMOVING THEIR HEADS FROM THE POSTERIORS, OR LEARNING THE HARD WAY THAT THEY'LL BE GETTING A BOOT AND BLACKLIST.


Disig

GET REAL QUIET? HOW ABOUT CALL THEM OUT AND TELL THEM THEY'RE OUT. NO MORE INVITES TO FARM IF THEY'RE GOING TO BE AN ASSHOLE ABOUT LOOT. IF YOU'RE PASSIVE ABOUT IT AND NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING THEY'LL HAVE ZERO IDEA WHAT THEY DID WRONG AND THINK EVERYTHING IS FINE. DON'T BE PASSIVE AGRESSIVE. JUST TELL THEM.


echogame

SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE NO LONGER FRIENDS. ALSO INSTEAD OF SILENCE, TELL THEM LOOT NINJAING MEANS THEY'RE NOT WELCOME TO FARM GROUPS. DON'T BE SCARED OF TELLING THEM WHY THEY'RE ASSHOLES.


Ajwf

> OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT ALRIGHT. KEEPER OF THE LAKE SHOULDN'T EVER FUCKING TAKE FORTY-FIVE MINUTES. FIRE BURNS, BOMBS EXPLODE BUT THEY'RE DODGABLE YOU KNOW DON'T ATTACK A BOMB FIRE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND EVEN IF YOUR LIFE LACKS WARMTH GUNSHIP ISN'T MOM DURING THE LAST FIGHT SLAUGHTER THE BLACK BIRD ON SIGHT LIKE IT STOLE YOUR WIFE


lady_alternate

FOR THE BENEFIT OF WOW REFUGEES, THAT BIRD KILLED MANKRIK'S WIFE. NO MERCY. ALSO LB THE SECOND DRAGON, DON'T SAVE IT.


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Meaisasian25

OR WHEN THE TANK COMES TO SAVE THE DAY AND ATTEMPTS TO TURN THE SHEILD GENERATOR ON HIMSELF BUT ALSO TURNS THE DRAGON TOWARDS THE REST OF THE RAID AND NO ONE CAN ACTIVATE IT BECAUSE WE KEEP GETTING HIT WHICH IN TURN CAUSES A WIPE, REEEE


Ajwf

YEAH I TOLD THEM TO JUST DUMP LB ON IT. I DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE DROP IT ON THE MAIN DRAGON, HE'S AT LIKE 3% AFTER THE AD. IT WASN'T EVEN FULL SPROUTS WHICH IS WHAT GETS ME. ONE BLOOM (RDM), ONE SPROUT (DRK), AND THE SAM WAS A REGULAR PLAYER. AND IT TOOK US 45 MINUTES CUZ DPS WAS JUST THAT SLOW. I SWEAR EVEN IF YOU WIPE MULTIPLE TIMES, YOU CAN COMPLETE THAT DUNGEON IN UNDER 20.


NeimiForHeroes

IF YOU AREN'T OVERKILLING A BOSS AND WASTING 2000+ POTENCY ARE YOU REALLY EVEN A DUTY FINDER DPS?


cassadyamore

ALSO TO THIS DAY, I STILL SEE THAT PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO TANK THE DRAGONS AT THE END OF KEEPER. ONE OF THEM GAINS A DEFENSIVE BUFF FROM BEING TOO CLOSE TO THE HEAD, AND THE OTHER ONE FROM BEING TOO FAR AWAY. THAT'S PART OF WHY THE DUNGEON TAKES SO LONG. edit: ALSO!! THOSE DRAGONS AT THE FINAL BOSS? THEY CLEAVE. IF THE BLACKBIRD ADD SHOWS UP, IT'S THE TANK'S RESPONSIBILITY TO POINT IT AWAY FROM THE SHIELD GENERATOR, OTHERWISE THE CLEAVE INTERRUPTS ANYONE TRYING TO ACTIVATE IT. edit: AAALSO1!!11 THE SHIELD BUBBLE AT THE FINAL BOSS RENDERS YOU INVULNERABLE TO ALL ATTACKS. INCLUDING THE TWO DRAGONS AND THEIR SMALL ORANGE AOEs. YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET REKT BY THE GIANT AOE. WHY ARE YOU RUNNING? WHY. ARE YOU RUNNING???


Beddict

> ALSO TO THIS DAY, I STILL SEE THAT PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO TANK THE DRAGONS AT THE END OF KEEPER. ONE OF THEM GAINS A DEFENSIVE BUFF FROM BEING TOO CLOSE TO THE HEAD, AND THE OTHER ONE FROM BEING TOO FAR AWAY. THAT'S PART OF WHY THE DUNGEON TAKES SO LONG. THE WORST PART IS THAT THE GAME DOES HINT AT WHERE TO KEEP THE DRAGONS. THE FIRST DRAGON THAT GETS RAISED IS FARTHER AWAY FROM MIDGARDSORMR AND HE'S WEAKER THE FARTHER AWAY HE IS. THE SECOND DRAGON THAT GETS RAISED IS CLOSER TO MIDGARDSORMR AND HE'S WEAKER THE CLOSER HE IS. THEY DIED WHERE THEY ARE WEAKEST, KILL THEM THERE AGAIN. INSTEAD SOME PEOPLE JUST KINDA RUN AROUND WITH THE DRAGONS FOR SOME FUCKING REASON AND DPS GOES TO SHIT.


magicschoolmetro

I AM SO DAMN TIRED OF PEOPLE FISHING FOR COMMENDATIONS AT THE END OF DUNGEONS AND TRIALS!! HAVING A MACRO SAYING “PLEASE GIVE ME A COMMENDATION :)” AT THE END MAKES ME WANT TO GIVE ONE TO EVERYONE BUT YOU!! SHUT UP!! STOP ASKING FOR COMMENDATIONS FOR DOING THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM! MAYBE IF YOU WERE BETTER AT YOUR CLASS YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO ASK FOR THEM AND YOU’D JUST GET THEM OVERTIME!!!!!!!!!! GOD


psydon

BEGGING FOR COMMS AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIES YOU FROM RECEIVING ANY FROM ME! MOST PEOPLE FEEL THE SAME WAY, I'D THINK!


MatsuzoSF

AS ANYONE WHO PICKS UP COMMS AS A DPS CAN TELL YOU, ALL YOU REALLY HAVE TO DO IS TRY. NOT EVERYONE WILL NOTICE, BUT PEOPLE WILL.


Nochildren79

I MEAN REALLY(DNC MAIN), ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET COMMS IN MOST CONTENT AS A DPS IS CONTRIBUTE AND ENGAGE. SAYING THINGS LIKE "HI" OR "GREAT JOB GUYS" WORKS WONDERS... WELL THAT IN ADDITION TO NOT EATING THE FLOOR.


MatsuzoSF

BLM IS MY SECRET WEAPON FOR THAT ONE. YOUR AVERAGE DF BLM IS HOT GARBAGE, SO I TEND TO SURPRISE PEOPLE WHEN I AVOID AOES AND MAKE PACKS MELT.


maglen69

> I MEAN REALLY(DNC MAIN), ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET COMMS IN MOST CONTENT AS A DPS IS CONTRIBUTE AND ENGAGE. As a DNC all you have to do is simply use Peloton and you get a Comm 100% from me every single time.


Zelilah

WHM MAIN HERE. CAN CONFIRM THAT BY SIMPLY BEING THE DPS WHO ATE THE LEAST FLOOR YOU ARE LIKELY TO GET MY COMMEND. ESPECIALLY IF THE TANKS/OTHER HEALER ARE BEING DOO-DOO BRAINS.


Atelia

THIS IS WHY I NEVER ASK FOR COMMS. DO I WANT COMMS? YES. I'M AT 2700/3000 FOR THE MOUNT AND I REALLY WANT IT. BUT IF I WANT TO FARM COMMS I JUST QUEUE TRIALS ROULETTE ON HEALER AND EXPLAIN MECHANICS AS NEEDED. THAT WAY I FEEL LIKE I ACTUALLY EARNED MY COMMS.


Sea-Mango

NEW RED MAGES IN DALRIADA USE YOUR VERRAISE FOR THE LOVE OF HYDAELYN. DONT WAIT UNTIL OVER HALF THE RAID IS DEAD. YOU SEE A BODY?! VERRAISE! YOU SEE ANOTHER BODY?! VERRAISE. WE TIMED OUT BECAUSE IN A RAID THAT HAD TEN RDM I SWEAR ONLY FOUR OF US WOULD DO IT AND THREE OF US WERE DEAD FOR FIVE MINUTES AT A TIME. THAAAAAAAANKS.


Thisnameworksiguess

FOR THOSE BELOW 64 THAT ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH RED MAGE, DON'T CALL ME NAMES WHEN I'M NOT EVEN HIGH ENOUGH LEVELS TO HAVE RAISE. THIS ORGINAL COMMENT IS NOT DOING THIS, I JUSY WANTED TO ADD IT TO THE CONVERSATION.


shinyemptyhead

COPPERBELL MINES IS THE THIRD DAMN DUNGEON, WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE GET TO IT WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT "TANK STANCE" IS? USE THE MAGICAL BUTTON THAT MAKES THE MOBS HATE YOU AND ME STOP HATING YOU. THE NAME OF THE GAME IS BE HIT AND HIT BACK.


dalerian

BECAUSE THAT BLOODY ANNOYING SYSTEM TURNS OFF MY STANCE! I HAVE IT TURNED ON, QUEUE IN THERE, AND SUDDENLY IT’S GONE AND I DON’T NOTICE. WHY DOES THE DAMN THING GET TURNED OFF _without telling me_?


Orgell_Evaan

IIRC, EVERY TIME YOU GET SYNC'D DOWN, IT SWITCHES OFF; JUST HAVE TO TRAIN MUSCLE MEMORY TO HIT THE BUTTON/CHECK STATUS WHILE IN THE STARTING PEN.


NintenPyjak64

IF YOU GET SYNCED TO A LOWER LEVEL THIS HAPPENS. THIS IS WHY WHEN I WANTED TO FARM FATES IN THE LOCHS FOR THIS DAMNED RELIC, I DIDN'T PLAY A TANK (BLU IS MUCH MORE FUN FOR THOSE ANYWAYS)


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AntisocialScientist

I WISH THE TANK IN XELPHATOL WHO TRIED TO SET ME UP FOR DEATH BY TURNING OFF TANK STANCE BECAUSE SHE WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT I IMPATIENTLY ENGAGED BEFORE SHE DID HAD BOTHERED TO CHECK THE COMBAT CHAT TAB. NOT ONLY DID I DO NO SUCH THING, BUT I DIDN'T EVEN DO HER THE FAVOR OF DYING SO IT WAS JUST A COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY AWKWARD MOMENT.


_retro_future

IF YOU DIDNT WANT TO DO THE STRATS LISTED IN THE PF..... WHY DID YOU JOIN THE PF??? "oh my group didn't do it that way when we were progging" I DONT CARE SHUT UP GOD PLEASE


Quietriot522

I JUST WANNA SHOUT THANK YOU HAVE A NICE DAY!


FranckKnight

YOU'RE WELCOME SAME TO YOU


SparksMKII

THANKS SE FOR PUTTING JOB BOOSTS ON SALE IMMEDIATELY WITH THE INFLUX OF NEW PLAYERS IT'S REALLY NICE AND TOTALLY DOESN'T RUIN MY ROULETTES WITH PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVEN KNOW THE BASICS OF THEIR CLASS YET.


Grimno

TRIPLE TRIAD OPEN TOURNAMENT IS SOME BULLSHIT! ONLY A FRACTION OF SKILL IS ACTUALLY NEEDED WHILE THE REST IS RNG! DURING THE RULESET REVERSED IT ONLY GAVE ME A SINGLE CARD OPTION THAT HAD A 1 IN IT, BUT GAVE MY OPPONENTS THREE CARDS WITH 1'S IN THEM. THE HELL IS THAT BS!!?


legacymedia92

AS A LONGTIME MTG PLAYER, WELCOME TO DRAFT. SOMETIMES THE CARDS ARE WITH YOU, SOMETIMES THEY HATE YOU.


ThrottleFox1

MOVE OUT OF THE AOE DAMNIT


probablyonmobile

I HATE BEING A PLAYER WITH DISABILITY. IT’S HARD TO GET INTO STATICS. IT’S HARD NOT TO FEEL LIKE A BIG IDIOT FOR FUCKING UP MECHANICS BECAUSE YOUR DISABILITY IS ACTING UP. WHILE I DONT GET THE “GET THE FUCK OFF OF GAMES” TREATMENT I DID IN WOW, IT’S STILL ROUGH. MY CURRENT STATIC ISNT A GOOD FIT FOR ME, BUT NOBODY ELSE WILL TAKE ME. I HAVE DECENT PARSES TO SHOW AND EVERYTHING GOES WELL UNTIL I CLARIFY I HAVE A DISABILITY THAT CAN AFFECT GAMEPLAY SOMETIMES. THEN IT’S ALL GHOSTING FROM THERE. I THOUGHT ABOUT NOT SAYING ANYTHING, BUT THAT WOULDN’T BE FAIR.


lady_alternate

I'M SORRY THIS IS HAPPENING. MY OWN DISABILITIES KEEP ME FROM EVEN WANTING TO PROG SAVAGE OR ULTIMATE CONTENT, SO I'M SUPER PROUD AND IN AWE THAT YOU'RE TRYING, AND I KNOW HOW BAD IT CAN FEEL WHEN YOU PERCEIVE YOU'RE LETTING EVERYONE ELSE DOWN. I CAN ONLY SUGGEST YOU REMAIN OPEN ABOUT YOUR DISABILITY AND TALK ABOUT IT MORE, HERE AND IN OTHER PLACES, IN TGE HOPES THAT YOU'LL CROSS PATHS WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE AS A RESULT AND FIND A GOOD, SENSIBLE STATIC WHO ARE PREPARED TO STAND BY YOU.


imveryfontofyou

I'M SORRY THATS HAPPENING TO YOU, GAMES REALLY DO NEED TO BE MORE ACCESSIBLE. I KNOW PERSONALLY I HAVE CARPAL TUNNEL AND SOMETIMES IT REALLY IMPACTS MY ABILITY TO DO THINGS.


R4ndomNam3

DEAR DPS PLAYERS FOR GODS SAKE USE YOUR GODDAMN AOE BUTTON ON DUNGEON TRASH PLS. YOU'RE IN STONE VIGIL NOT SASTASHA THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR USING HEAVY SHOT WHEN FIGHTING 10 GUYS


lady_alternate

THE SAD IRONY HERE IS THAT MACHINISTS GET SPREAD SHOT IN SASTASHA TOO.


Caiahar

WHY THE HELL DO MACHINISTS GET AOE THAT EARLY WHEN I HAD TO WAIT UNTIL 41 FOR DRAGOON AOE? TANGENTIALLY RELATED WHY THE FUCK DOES DARK KNIGHT GET THEIR AOE COMBO AT 72 INSTEAD OF 40 LIKE ALL YHE OTHER TANKS


maglen69

> WHY THE HELL DO MACHINISTS GET AOE THAT EARLY WHEN I HAD TO WAIT UNTIL 41 FOR DRAGOON AOE? BECAUSE SE REFUSES TO DO AN ABILITY PASS ON ALL JOBS. BY LVL 15 EVERY DPS JOB SHOULD HAVE A 1-2 COMBO AND A BASIC AOE. EVERY.SINGLE.ONE. ZERO EXCUSES FOR THIS NOT TO HAPPEN.


tackykcat

I HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING A SNOWCLOAK RUN THIS WEEK WHERE NO ONE WAS DOING WAS DOING AOES EXCEPT FOR ME, THE HEALER. BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY THAT A PIDDLING SCHOLAR WITH ON LEVEL GEAR SHOULD BE REGULARLY DOING TOP DPS ON TRASH FIGHTS IN A LEVEL 50 DUNGEON. UNFORTUNATELY I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS UNTIL VERY LATE IN THE DUNGEON, WHEN A BUNCH OF TRASH AGGRO'D AND KILLED ME, NEARLY CAUSING A PARTY WIPE. ALSO FUCK THAT SPROUT BLM WHO RAGED THAT I WASN'T HEALING THEM ENOUGH IN THE LAST BOSS, AFTER EATING THE MOST BASIC ASS AOES, EVEN THOUGH I WAS REGULARLY KEEPING THE PARTY ABOVE 70% HEALTH. I MADE THE MISTAKE OF SAVING THEM FROM DEATH INSTEAD OF THE TANK, BECAUSE THE TANK ATE A TANK BUSTER WHILE I WAS SAVING THE BLM'S SORRY ASS. NEVER MAKING THAT MISTAKE AGAIN. (while the tank death was my fault, tank, you should have holmgang by this level. use it please, for the sake of yourself and your healers!) EVEN THOUGH I WAS LOSING MY SHIT BY THE END OF THE DUNGEON I TRIED TO KEEP A NICE TONE IN CHAT. HOWEVER THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I EVER LEFT A DUNGEON PURPOSEFULLY WITHOUT COMMENDING ANYONE.


ceiimq

I SAID WE HAD TO DO OUR 8 WEEKLY CLEARS BEFORE MY SURGERY DATE BUT NOOOO PEOPLE PROCRASTINATED AND NOW THAT I'M OUT OF THE HOSPITAL THE GROUP'S BASICALLY DISSOLVED


EstiniensBathwater

> THAT SAID, MOST PEOPLE HERE ARE NOT THAT ANGRY, SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. I POSSESS THE REMNANTS OF ANGER FOR A THOUSAND FIRST BROODS, AND YOU CAN NEVER TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME.


FranckKnight

SEND ME A PICTURE AND I'LL MAKE YOU IN THE THREAD'S MASCOT ^^No ^^no ^^I'm ^^not ^^trying ^^to ^^replace ^^you ^^Sir ^^Kupslock ^^^Please ^^^not ^^^the ^^^stick ^^^again


MissMedic68W

ALLIANCE RAIDS BABY RAGING DID SOME NIER FOR COINS, WAS DNC. EVERYTHING GOING FINE ASIDE FROM A HICCUP HERE OR THERE WHERE SOMEONE GOT CLIPPED BY A TANKBUSTER OR SOME AOES IN A STACK. AFTER SECOND BOSS ONE WHM ACCUSES THE OTHER OF BEING A BOT, THE OTHER WHM GOES "UWOTMATE" AND IT JUST BECOMES THIS WHOLE THING WHERE BITCHY WHM KEEPS BITCHING CUZ THE OTHER ONE WAS "AFKING" BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T SEE HEAL CAST BARS. I POINT OUT "BRUH, 70% OF WHM HEALING AT 80 IS INSTANT CAST". BITCHY WHM THEN GOES "BUT HE'S AT FULL MP" AND I SAY "ALL THAT SHIT I JUST MENTIONED DOESN'T COST MP EITHER, NOT TO MENTION THIN AIR EXISTS" THEY GO "BUT NO THIN AIR ON BUFF BAR" AND IT JUST KEEPS GOING ON AND ON UNTIL AFTER THIRD BOSS TOXIC WHM DROPS GROUP AND MY DNC PARTNER GOES "WHAT A DICK". I GET INTO FACTORY NOT LONG AFTER. OUR TANK DECIDES TO START SHIT WITH THE OTHER TANKS IN ALLIANCE CHAT. MOST OF US ARE LIKE "WEIRD FLEX BUT OKAY" AND WE DO THE THINGS. ON SECOND BOSS, BOX DROPS DOWN, TANK GRABS *ONE* TETHER. EVERYONE ELSE GETS BLOWN UP. SOMEONE CALLS OUT THE TANK FOR NOT PICKING UP TETHERS. TANK LOSES HIS SHIT AND IT BECOMES A THING IN PARTY CHAT THE REST OF THE RAID. EVERYBODY MAD THAT DAY I GUESS


TheGameShePlays

I'M ANGRY I HAD TO KICK THE SPROUT TANK BECAUSE HE RESORTED TO A SLUR AT THE LAST MOMENT AFTER CONSTANT PROVOCATION. THE DPS WHO'D ALREADY BULLIED A FIRST-TIMER HEALER OUT AND WAS HARASSING THE TANK WAS THE ONE WHO DESERVED THE KICK.


Drasoini

MAKE SURE YOU REPORTED THAT DPS


TheGameShePlays

CO-HEALERS IN ALL ROULETTES - PLEASE STOP. STOP ALL OF THAT HEALING. WE CAN JUST THROW A REGEN ON A DPS WHO STANDS IN SOMETHING, OR A WELL-TIMED ASSIZE FOR SEVERAL. MAYBE I'LL BENE THE TANK. WE DON'T NEED CONSTANT MEDICA SPAM AND MEDICA 2 UPTIME AND HARDCASTING CURE 2 ON REPEAT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TOP UP THE ENTIRE RAID BECAUSE WE ALL TOOK 2HP DAMAGE. DEEP BREATHS, LADS. LIVE A LITTLE. LET THE HP DROP AND SEE HOW MUCH DPS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH.


Jarald

SO I FINALLY MADE MYSELF TRY TANKING. I CHANGED TO MARAUDER, QUEUED FOR SASTASHA AND HIT THE BUTTON. IT WENT FINE. OTHER THAN FUMBLING WITH MY BUTTONS SOME AND ACCIDENTALLY TURNING MY STANCE OFF MIDPULL ONCE, NO PROBLEMS. NOW I HAVE NO EXCUSE TO KEEP ME FROM DOING IT MORE. KUDOS TO THE HEALER, THOUGH. SEEING MY HP DROP TO 12 JUST BEFORE THE CURE CANE IN REALLY CURDLED MY NETHERS.


lady_alternate

YOU'RE A BIG TANK NOW, SO YOU'VE GOT THIS. I'M JUST GOING TO GIVE YOU ONE PIECE OF ADVICE AND THATS TO PUT YOUR STANCE TOGGLE SOMEWHERE YOU'RE JUST *NEVER* GOING TO HIT IT BY ACCIDENT MID PULL.


lo4952

PUT IT ON S, AS A REMINDER TO NEVER RETREAT


lady_alternate

A BOLD CHOICE, BUT WITH LEGACY MOVEMENT SETTINGS YOU'LL NEVER TAKE A STEP BACK. EVERY STEP BECOMES A BRAVE LEAP FORWARD.


Clayment

A BRAVE LEAP TOWARD THE CAMERA * (ACTUAL SUPERIOR CONTROL SCHEME DON'T @ ME)


lady_alternate

I HAVE FULLY CONVERTED TO LEGACY CONTROLS. ITS JUST SO MUCH BETTER FOR 99% OF CONTENT.


Aganiel

FOR THE LOVE OF THE FUCKING MAKER, CAN BARDS GET A WAY TO SORRAD DOTS ALREADY?? TWO MAIN DOT CLASSES AND ONLY ONE CAN DO IT, WHILE THE OTHER CLASS THAT ACTUALLY PROPER DEPENDS ON THE DOTS IS STRUGGLING TO KEEP UP


CallbackSpanner

THE PROBLEM IS YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM SPREADABLE WITHOUT COMPLETELY BREAKING THE PROC SYSTEM. YOU'D BE SPAMMING APEX EVERY GCD AND THAT'S JUST BROKEN. SHADOWBITE KINDA BEHAVES AS A "SPREAD" OFF YOUR PRIMARY DOT TARGET. BUT OVERALL YOU REALLY JUST CAN'T, BUT IT'S FINE. DOT WHILE RUNNING AND AoE WHILE PLANTED. YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF PROCS TO BURN EVERYTHING DOWN REALLY QUICKLY.


wesjc22

HIGH LEVEL FISHING MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT TAX FRAUD. FUCK HIGH QUALITY ICEPICKS


lunaticPandora027

HEY MY TANKING FRIENDS. USE YOUR F***ING DEFENSIVE COOLDOWNS FOR TANKBUSTERS. IF IM NOT A DRK AND AM PLAYING SAMURAI, I'M A DPS. I'M NOT A TANK. THAT HATE GOES STRAIGHT TO ME IF YOU DIE. WHICH REMINDS ME. OFFTANKS. IF YOU SEE THE OTHER TANK IS DOWN PICK UP THE BOSS. THIS. IS. WHY. WE. DON'T. WASTE. PROVOKE.


KianaWolf

THE PF DESCRIPTION VERY CLEARLY STATED TO USE ESSENCES. SO *USE ESSENCES!* I BROUGHT IT UP POLITELY IN PARTY CHAT, FIGURING MAYBE THEY JUST MADE AN HONEST MISTAKE. LIKE NOT PAYING ATTENTION WHEN GOING TO USE THE ESSENCE AND NOT NOTICING THEY DIDN'T CLICK ON IT, OR SOMETHING. MISTAKES HAPPEN, RIGHT? NOPE! DEAD WEIGHT IGNORES ME. SO I MENTION IT IN SHOUT. DID THEY APOLOGIZE? NOPE. DID THEY NOTICE? THEY WHINED ABOUT ME BEING NARC. THANKS FOR DEMONSTRATING THAT YOU KNEW BETTER BUT CHOSE TO INTENTIONALLY SANDBAG, ASSHOLE. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE VISIT FROM A GM. JOINING A SPEEDRUN AND THEN NOT CONTRIBUTING A DAMN THING ASKED OF YOU IS THE EQUIVALENT OF JOINING A SAVAGE PF AS A HEALER AND HAVING 0 HPS. YOU KNEW WHAT THE HELL YOU SIGNED UP FOR, SO *DO IT!*


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DEAR TANK WHO CONDESCENDED TO LECTURE ME ABOUT THE USEAGE OF HOLY AT THE START OF KOTL, THIS IS WHAT HOLY CANNOT DO: 1. SOLVE WORLD HUNGER 2. CURE CANCER 3. COMPENSATE FOR YOU BEING A SHITE TANK HOW ABOUT YOU LEAVE THE HOLY TO ME AND WORK ON YOUR TANKING GAME INSTEAD. SINCERELY, A GRUMPY WHITE MAGE


NeimiForHeroes

> THIS IS WHAT HOLY CANNOT DO: > SOLVE WORLD HUNGER > CURE CANCER ARE YOU SURE? MAYBE IF WE JUST CAST IT A FEW MORE TIMES I THINK WE COULD MAKE DECENT PROGRESS.


Korvas576

Was running a stormblood dungeon last night with my wife healing this tank was pulling pretty large. No big deal right? This MF didn’t even use defensive cool downs health was ping ponging all over the place. After the first pull he stopped and said “ huh I never survive that first pull” I heard the record scratch sound effect in my head, looked over at my wife and we both said “oh gee, I wonder why”


NeimiForHeroes

YOU OWE YOUR WIFE A T-SHIRT WITH AN EMPTY MP BAR AND THAT EXCESSIVELY CURSED STATEMENT.


Packetdancer

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE TANK MENTALITY WHERE THEY HOARD COOLDOWNS LIKE PRECIOUS GEMS, SAVING THEM FOR THE BOSS FIGHT. AS A HEALER MAIN, I ASSURE YOU, TANKS, YOU TAKE EXPONENTIALLY MORE DAMAGE FROM LARGE TRASH PULLS. IF I'M TANKING, I'M GONNA USE ALL MY COOLDOWNS WELL BEFORE THE BOSS AND TRUST THE HEALER CAN DEAL WITH THE RELATIVELY MINIMAL DAMAGE DURING THE USUAL BOSS FIGHT. (I MEAN, SAVE USING SOMETHING FOR A TANKBUSTER, OBVIOUSLY.) HECK, IF I'M PLD, I'LL GRAB THE BIGGEST TRASH PULL I POSSIBLY CAN AND THEN HIT HALLOWED SO THE HEALER CAN GO TO TOWN WITH AOES FOR A WHILE BEFORE NEEDING TO EVEN \*START\* WORRYING ABOUT MY HEALTH. THAT LAST PULL OF MT. GULG IS GREAT WITH A PLD.


Miitteo

THIS MESSAGE IS FOR YOU ASSHOLES. YES YOU. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS. YOU ARE DISGUSTING, SLIMY, AND I NEED 25 OF YOU FOR MY LAST OCEAN FISHING ACHIEVEMENT, BUT SOMEHOW ONLY 23 OF YOU ARE EVER STUPID ENOUGH TO GET CAUGHT. YOU'RE NOT SMART, YOU'RE NOT FUNNY, I WILL GET YOU ONE OF THESE DAYS, JUST AS I GOT ALL THE OTHER FISH. WANNA KNOW WHAT I DID TO THEM? I GROUND THEM TO DUST AND MORE BAIT TO CATCH OTHER FISH. I HATE YOU. I'LL FEED YOU TO YOUR FAMILIES. OK THAT'S TOO FAR BUT PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU I'M SO TIRED I'M CRYING I'M DESPERATE I'M


Orgell_Evaan

THERE NEEDS TO BE A FSH/ALC CROSSOVER SKILL THAT GIVES ME 'LOB GRENADE' AS AN ADDITIONAL LURE OPTION. I'M NOT PROUD; I'LL SCOOP UP STUNNED FISH WITH A NET IF IT LETS ME FINISH THE @#[email protected]#$^ LOG.


pm_me_ur_river_otter

THAT'S HOW I FISH IN BOTW SO IT'S GREAT


legacymedia92

I'VE BEEN AT 24/25 THE LAST FEW TIMES I TRIED FOR RAYS. IT SUCKS.


pm_me_ur_river_otter

ugh im so sorry those are brutal


hobbits7

IM ON MY SUMMONER, I QUE INTO A LEVEL 80 DUNGEON. THE HEALER (WHITE MAGE) TELLS THE TANK TO PULL AS MUCH AS THEY WANTED BECAUSE THEY COULD HANDLE IT. THE TANK RUNS OFF AND BEGINS TO DO JUST THAT. WE IMMEDIATELY WIPE. TRY IT AGAIN BECAUSE SOMETIMES IT HAPPENS. WIPE AGAIN. THE TANK STARTS TO DO BABY PULLS BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUS THIS HEALER CAN'T IN FACT HANDLE IT. GOT TO THE SECOND BOSS AND THE TANK DIED AGAIN. THE BOSS IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO ME AND I REZ THE TANK BECAUSE THE HEALER WAS JUST RUNNING AROUND. RIGHT AS THE TANK COMES BACK UP I DIE AND THEN THEY WIPE. NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING AS WE RUN BACK TO THE BOSS. WE KILL IT AND MOVE ON. WHY COME IN AND SAY OK PULL BIG BUT THEN FAIL TIME AND TIME AGAIN? WHY NOT AFTER THE FIRST WIPE LAUGH AND SAY OK NEVERMIND?!! THEY THREW REGEN ON EVERYONE LIKE THEY WERE OPRAH. YOU ARE LEVEL 80! YOU HAVE SO MANY OTHER HEALS TO USE! USE THEM! ADMIT THAT YOU CANT HANDLE IT!


jarmine550

IF YOU FORGET TO TURN ON YOUR TANK DONT COP AN ATTITUDE WITH ME FOR TELLING YOU YA SMALL BRAIN SCURB. ALSO CALM YOUR ADHD ASS DOWN AND STOP SPINNING THE MOBS!!!!. alright you guys have a good weekend.


kaysn

I FORGOT TO TURN ON MY TANK STANCE IN A LEVELING ROULETTE. EVEN WORSE, I DIDN'T LOSE AGGRO ONCE. IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF PARENTS EVERYWHERE, "I'M NOT MAD. JUST DISAPPOINTED." STILL THOUGH, IT'S BEEN 2 WEEKS SINCE I SAW CT IN ALLIANCE ROULETTE. SO IT ALL BALANCES OUT. (BUT BY MENTIONING THAT I'M EXPECTING KARMA TO TAKE NOTICE AND FUCK ME OVER NEXT WEEK.)


Miitteo

I HAD A RUN OF MATOYA'S RELICT A FEW DAYS AGO, I ALSO HAPPENED TO HAVE ACT OPEN BECAUSE IT WAS RAID NIGHT. I NOTICED I WAS CONSISTENTLY TOP DPS AS A WARRIOR DURING AOE PULLS AND SINGLE TARGET. SO AFTER THE FIRST BOSS I TURNED OFF STANCE FOR A LAUGH, AND I NEVER LOST AGGRO. I WAS AFRAID SOMEONE WOULD TELL ME I WAS GRIEFING OR THAT I'D BE REPORTED, BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENED SO FAR. I THINK THE HEALER NOTICED, AND I EVEN GOT TWO COMMENDATIONS AT THE END OF THE RUN.


kaysn

THE RIGHT WAY TO ASSERT DOMINANCE.


lady_alternate

"PLEASE NOT CT!" *MONKEYS PAW CURLS* DUN SCAITH.


PrettyDecentSort

HALF AN HOUR JUST TO GET OFF THE BOAT IN DUN YESTERDAY


lady_alternate

ITS GOING TO GET WORSE IN ABOUT 3-4 WEEKS TIME WHEN THE EARLY JULY SPROUTS START HITTING HEAVENSWARD ENDGAME. LUCKILY, I PREPARED IN ADVANCE BY HAVING A FRIEND WHO ONLY UNLOCKED TWO OF THE THREE L60 ALLIANCE RAIDS. *MARKS SELF AS "SAFE FROM SCAITH"*


throwthestik

I'M GONNA GET THE POPCORN, I CAN'T WAIT.


ExtraBlue_

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THAT, I LOVE HEALING WIPE-PRONE GROUPS. IT BRINGS ME GREAT JOY.


IrascibleOcelot

I’d really like to see the Venn diagram of “people who constantly complain the game is too easy” and “people who die constantly in Dun Scaith/Orbonne Monastery.”


legacymedia92

IN FAIRNESS, A LOT OF THIS GAME *IS* EASY. BUT 9/10 TIMES THEY JUST HAVEN'T BUILT ANY SKILLS AND FOLD LIKE WET TISSUE THE MOMENT HARD CONTENT APPEARS.


kaysn

I'D STILL TAKE DUN SCAITH OVER CT. I STILL NEED THAT FENDING HELM FOR GLAM.


FerretFromMars

I WAS SPAMMING E12N LAST NIGHT WITH MY FRIENDS FOR BOTH THE TT CARD AND THE GNB MOUNT. WE KEPT GETTING THE SAME TWO HEALERS IN DF WHO MUST HAVE ALSO BEEN FARMING THE FIGHT. DURING THE FIRST PULL WITH THEM, THE WHM RESCUED ME TO THE EDGE, CLEARLY INTENDING TO KILL ME AS THEY RAN OFF TO THEIR DEATH. THIS PISSED ME OFF BECAUSE WE HAD A MELEE IN OUR GROUP AND ONE THING I AM PROUD OF IN MY TANKING THE BOSS NEVER TURNING UNDER MY CONTROL. I DON'T SAY ANYTHING, THEY DON'T SAY ANYTHING. OKAY, MAYBE IT WAS A MISCLICK. DURING THE NEXT PULL, A RESCUE DIDN'T GO OFF. OKAY, SO PERHAPS IT WAS SIMPLY A MISCLICK. NEXT INSTANCE HAPPENS, THE BOSS HITS AROUND 10%, AND I SEE THEM CREEPING TOWARDS THE EDGE. I USE ARM'S LENGTH BUT THEY HAVEN'T HIT RESCUE YET. ARM'S LENGTH WEARS OFF AND I RUN TO THE NORTH EDGE AND WATCH AS THE WHM DIES OVER THE SOUTH EDGE SINCE I WENT TOO OUT OF RANGE FOR THEIR BULLSHIT TO PULL ME OVER. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I WISHED THE BLACKLIST WOULD ACTIVELY BLOCK PEOPLE FROM BEING QUEUED WITH YOU. IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AGAIN BECAUSE WE STOPPED FARMING BUT STILL, IF THEY ARE THAT BORED WHILE HEALING THAT THEY'LL RANDOM RESCUE PEOPLE OFF THE EDGE, MAYBE THEY SHOULD TRY ANOTHER JOB. SAVE YOUR PRANKS FOR YOUR FRIENDS.


Felikitsune

I HAD A WHM IN HARD DEEPCROFT AND THEY PRETTY MUCH REFUSED TO DO ANYTHING BUT SPAM CURE 1. THEY OCCASIONALLY THREW OUT AN AERO, MAYBE 3 STONE CASTS, AND ONE (1) ESUNA. EVEN IF EVERYONE HAD AN ESUNA-ABLE DEBUFF. I TRIED TO OFFER ADVICE, MENTIONED THAT YOU DON'T NEED TO KEEP THE TANK FULL, JUST ALIVE. I TOLD THEM THAT CURE 2 IS ALSO BETTER FOR ACTUALLY HEALING THAN CURE 1. ALL I GOT IN RESPONSE WAS THEM SAYING THAT THEY'RE DISTRACTED BY VIDEOS. THIS ABSOLUTE PILLOCK WAS NOT JUST BEING FRUSTRATINGLY LACKLUSTRE AS A HEALER BUT ALSO JUST NOT PAYING ATTENTION PROPERLY. I CAN ONLY HOPE THEY WERE WATCHING A VID ON THE DUNGEON AT LEAST, IN WHICH CASE I'D FORGIVE THEM SOME.


the_pepper

I DID AN EXTREME TRIAL YESTERDAY WHERE EVERY GOD DAMN DPS THAT WASN'T ME DID LESS DAMAGE THAN THE FUGGIN TANKS. ONE OF THEM WAS ACTUALLY BEHIND THE HEALERS. I KNOW COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF IS WHY WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE PARSERS BUT COME ON, WHY ARE YOU QUEUING FOR HIGH END SHIT IF YOU PLAN ON SNOOZING THROUGH THE ENCOUNTER?


IrascibleOcelot

I ran Delubrum Normal a couple days ago and I had ACT in another monitor to track my performance. I was consistently in the top 3. When the main tank died on the first and second last boss, I inherited aggro and managed to tank both of them until the tank was rezed, headed, and could Provoke. I was a bard.


vibechequed

When I installed ACT for the first time, I did trials roulette to test it out. I got e10n, which was like, oh, cool! This is current content, so it'll be a great barometer. And then the fight took 15 minutes. And I don't mean, oh, we wiped a few times. No. One pull, 15 minutes start to finish. I was top dps from start until a few seconds before the end--and that was only because I'd been left *dead on the floor for a solid minute* and I finally lost my lead just before all that chip damage turned into a kill at last. By the way, I play bard.


kahyuen

THIS FREQUENTLY HAPPENS TO ME IN MENTOR ROULETTE. I'LL GET AN EXTREME TRIAL AND I'LL LEAD DPS BY A SIGNIFICANT MARGIN. EVEN WHEN I DIE I'LL STILL BE THE LEAD DPS. JUST YESTERDAY I HAD IFRIT EXTREME WHERE THE TWO HEALERS ONLY USED THEIR WEAKEST SINGLE TARGET HEALS (AND NEVER THEIR AOE HEALS) SO THEY COULDN'T KEEP ANYONE ALIVE. THE WHITE MAGE USED THEIR FREECURE PROCS ON HIMSELF TO ENSURE HE WAS ALWAYS TOPPED OFF AND THEN CONTINUED SPAMMING CURE 1 ON EVERYONE ELSE. THEY DIDN'T EVEN ATTACK - MY BEST GUESS IS THAT THE MOST THEY DID WAS WHACK ONE OF THE SPEARS WITH AN AUTO BECAUSE THEY WERE DOING SINGLE DIGIT DPS. TANKS KEPT DYING BECAUSE THE HEALERS COULDN'T KEEP THEM UP JUST USING CURE 1, AND EVENTUALLY I DIED BECAUSE I RECEIVED NO HEALS. I DIED MIDWAY THROUGH THE FIGHT BUT BECAUSE THE TANKS KEPT DYING THE HEALERS JUST FOCUSED ON REVIVING THE TANKS, AND EVENTUALLY REVIVING ALL THE OTHER DPS EXCEPT ME. I ONLY DIED THE ONE TIME BUT THEY CHOSE TO KEEP REVIVING THE OTHERS WHO WERE DYING MULTIPLE TIMES. AND DESPITE THAT, EVEN WITH ME LAYING ON THE GROUND FOR 4 STRAIGHT MINUTES, I WAS THE TOP DPS. IFRIT IS EASY ENOUGH WHERE YOU CAN SALVAGE IT PRETTY EASILY THOUGH, ESPECIALLY WITH ECHO. STRANGELY ENOUGH WE CLEARED IT **IN A SINGLE PULL** SO THESE DPS AND HEALERS ARE JUST GONNA CONTINUE GOING ABOUT DOING EXTREME TRIALS THINKING THEY DID IT THE RIGHT WAY.


lady_alternate

WITH THE LARGE INFLUX OF NEW SPROUTS, MANY SPROUT-ONLY PARTIES AND THE "LEVEL UP ASAP" MINDSET, THE WHITE MAGE YOUTH OF TODAY AREN'T GETTING THE "CURE I IS BAD" TALK IN TIME. WE ARE FAILING OUR KIDS.


Felikitsune

I TRIED TO TELL THEM BUT THEY DIDN'T ACKNOWLEDGE ANY OF THE ACTUAL ADVICE AND I THINK GOT *WORSE* OVER THE DUNGEON, AS MOST OF THEIR DAMAGE AND SUCH WAS DONE EARLY AND THE ESUNA WAS BEFORE THE FIRST BOSS. LIKE, WE CLEARED BUT IT WAS PAINFUL. THEY EVEN SEEMED TO KNOW THE MECHANICS, SO I DON'T KNOW WHY THERE WAS THE DISPARITY. IT'S NOT LEVEL 80 CONTENT, SURE, BUT I'D HOPE BY 50 PEOPLE GOT THE IDEA CURE 1 AIN'T CUTTING IT. NGL, I HAVE TROUBLE NOT HEALING SOMETIMES BECAUSE I GET WORRIED ABOUT HEALERS WHO ARE BAD AND WON'T PUT IN THE EFFORT TO IMPROVE. I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE BAD IF YOU'RE WILLING TO LEARN BUT I CAN'T TEACH SOMEONE WHO WON'T LEARN.


lady_alternate

CURE I SPAM PREVENTION BEGINS AT BRAYFLOX'S LONGSTOP. BY THE TIME A YOUNG WHITE MAGE REACHES AURUM VALE, IT CAN ALREADY BE TOO LATE FOR THEM, THEIR FRIENDS AND THEIR PARTY.


Felikitsune

I'M JUST GLAD I LEARNED TO BELIEVE IN THE TANK AND ALSO THAT SO LONG AS THEY AREN'T FLOOR TANKING I HAVE DONE MY JOB. THOUGH SOME TANKS ARE KEEN ON INSPECTING THE FLOOR, WHY DO THEY BIG PULL AND THEN EITHER NOT USE MITIGATION OR DON'T SPREAD IT OUT AT ALL?


lady_alternate

SOME TANKS FALL AFOUL OF THE FEELING LIKE THEY HAVE TO PULL WALL TO WALL, EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVEN'T PRACTICED IT, OR NOTICED THAT PERHAPS THE GROUP CAN'T HANDLE IT (ESPECIALLY WITH DUAL MELEE GROUPS IN 25-40 CONTENT). WHILE THE SOLID CORE CONCEPT FOR A TANK IS "PULL STUFF, USE YOUR COOLDOWNS" THAT ALONE WON'T ENSURE VICTORY UNLESS EVERYONE IS ON THE SAME PAGE.


ArcticSirius

IM A NEW WHM WHO RECENTLY HIT 50 AS OF LAST NIGHT BUT I NOTICED AS SOON AS I GOT REGEN, CURE 1 WAS ABSOLUTELY USELESS.


SandrimEth

IT WILL BECOME EVEN MORE USELESS SOON! CURE II IS GONNA BECOME YOUR NEW "LAST RESORT" HEAL BECAUSE IT WASTES PRECIOUS GCDS AND MP THAT COULD BE SPENT ON HOLY INSTEAD.


KichiMiangra

I ACTUALLY HAD A POLAR OPPOSITE PROBLEM LAST NIGHT! I'M A NEW PLAYER, ONLY PLAYING FOR A WEEK AND JUST STARTED DUNGEONS LAST NIGHT, BUT BEFORE EVEN STARTING DUNGEONS SOME OF MY SISTERS FRIENDS WHERE GOVING ME ADVICE ON MY JOBS SO I KNEW THE HEALER HAS TO DPS SOME. I GOT INTO A DUNGEON WITH A SPROUT TANK WHO, ABOUT HALF WAY THROUGH THE DUNGEON STARTED CHEWING ME OUT BECAUSE I WAS ATTACKING AND HIS HEALTH WAS CONSISTENTLY DROPPING BELOW HALF AND TO ONLY HEAL. THE DPS WERE ON MY SIDE BUT THIS GUY WAS BEING SO BULLHEADED. THIS HAS SO FAR BEEN MY ONLY BAD DUNGEON EXPERIENCE, EVEN OVER THE ONE WHERE ALMOST EVERYONG DIED BECAUSE I DROPPED MY CONTROLLER AND HAD A SUDDEN PET EMERGENCY THAT REQUIRED ME TO JUMP UP FROM THE GAME FOR A MINUTE


antiquestrawberry

AS A WHM SPROUT I APOLOGIZE ON BEHALF OF THAT DOLT


ClownPFart

DECIDING TO DO SOME INSTANCE AS DANCER BC I CBA AND DANCER IS MORE CHILL AND ACTUALLY FAILING MECHANICS AND DYING MORE THAN ON NINJA BC I KEEP WATCHING MY FUCKING ACTION BARS FOR PROCS


lady_alternate

PAIR THIS UP WITH TAKING DANCER INTO 567 ROULETTE AND GETTING A DUNGEON THAT DANCERS INTERACT VERY POORLY WITH OLD ARR MECHANICS IN LIKE SNOWCLOAK OR PHAROS SIRIUS FOR THAT ULTIMATE "I REGRET MY LIFE CHOICES" FEELING.


IrascibleOcelot

Ah. AoE dances on Yeti?


PAROV_WOLFGANG

IF YOU DUMP AGGRO ON A DPS AND ACT LIKE ITS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING EVER THEN UOURE AN ASSHOLE FUCK OFF WITH THET SHIT WE WANNA CLEAR CONTENT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


legacymedia92

IT IS HILARIOUS.... WITH FIRENDS. THAT SHIT DOES NOT FLY IN PUGS.


FelessanFA

I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE DIFFERENT OPINION ON USEFULNESS OF SHITTY SPELLS LIKE BENEFIC/CURE 1 OR SHIT TRAITS LIKE FREECURE. SPAMMING CURE 1 IN LVL 70+ DUNGEONS IS OBJECTIVELY SHITTY GAMEPLAY.


rui-tan

WHY DID I NEVER DO THE MOOGLE SIDEQUESTS AND LEFT IT AS A ”FUTURE ME PROBLEM” THINKING I WOULD NEVER CRAFT ANYWAYS? LO-BEHOLD HERE I AM WITH ALL MY CRAFTERS AT 60+ AND I JUST WANT TO DO MOOGLE TRIBE OUT OF THE WAY TO GET THE ACHIEVEMENTS AND MINIONS BUT THE D AMNED SIDEQUESTS TO UNLOCK THE BEAST TRIBE ARE CLUCKING ENDLESS!


ArcticSirius

STOP GIVING ME THE NORMAL TRIAL BOSSES FOR LEVELLING ROULETTE. IM SICK OF SEEING IFRIT, TITAN, AND GARUDA! THE NEXT TIME I GET PUT INTO ONE IMMA RESCUE MY BUDDY RIGHT OFF INTO DANGER. I CAN’T LEVEL-UP OFF ONE BOSS


kidmechii

LOSING LIFE OF THE DRAGON OR ONE EYE OF THE DRAGON BECAUSE OF THESE DAMN CUTSCENES THAT LAST 30 SECONDS MID-FIGHT IS FRUSTRATING AS ALL HELL. SERIOUSLY, WHY DO ALL THE LATEST BOSSES HAD MID-FIGHT CUTSCENES? WHY NOT JUST PAUSE OUR TIMERS WHILE WE GOT TO WATCH THESE BOSSES TRANSFORM OR DO SOME EXTRA SH!T?!


Inksrocket

I REALLY LIKE SURGE OF NEW PLAYERS BUT ITS NOT ALL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS. FC FRIEND WAS DOING PRAE AND THERE WERE FEW PEOPLE WHO KEPT WHINING WHOLE TIME ABOUT CUTSCENES. DESPITE LITERALLY EVERY VIDEO AND STREAMER SAYING ITS STORYBASED MMO. THERE WERE ALSO MULTIPLE SPROUTS WHO KEPT ASKING PEOPLE TO RELOG TO SKIP CUTSCENES BECAUSE "THEY JUST WANNA GET TO ENDGAME ASAP" (then buy boost??). THIS IS LIKE BUYING KOJIMA GAME AND CRYING ITS TOO MOVIE-LIKE. ​ NOVICE NETWORK HAS BEEN MASSIVE DUMBSTER FIRE IMO BECAUSE LOT OF NEW PLAYERS ARE LIKE "I HATE DOING DPS AS HEALER, HEALERS SHOULD HEAL. I LOVED BACK IN THE DAY IN WOW WHEN HEALERS ONLY HEALED" AND MENTORS CHIME IN SAYING "YOU PLAY HOW YOU WANNA PLAY". LIKE NO. STOP. TANKS DONT GET FREE PASS IF THEY GO INTO DUNGEON GOING "IM ACTUALLY MELEE DPS, I LOVED ARMS WARRIOR AND DONT THINK 2HANDERS SHOULD TANK" HEALERS SHOULDNT EITHER. LEARNING HEALER SLOWLY IS FINE BUT DONT ENCOURAGE BAD HABITS FROM GET-GO. AND THERES SO MANY SPROUTS WHO KEEP ASKING "WHEN DOES THE STORY GET GOOD, IM LVL xx AND HATE THIS". NO ONES FORCING YOU TO PLAY. GOOD IS SUBJECTIVE. IF YOU HATED ALL OF HEAVENSWARD YOU WONT LIKE STORMBLOOD. YOU MIGHT LIKE SHB BUT YOU KNOW.. ALSO THE AMOUNT OF "sadge, kekw, monkas, pepega, chad, bick d" STUFF ON CHATS LATELY EXPLODED IMMENSELY. ITS CRINGE, THIS ISNT TWITCH CHAT. ​ BUT THIS IS WHAT WE WANTED, THIS IS WHAT WE GET.


Wokati

NOT GAME RELATED, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A STUPID BUG THAT RANDOMLY CREATE AN ERROR ON INVOICES FOR ONE OR TWO CENTS, FOR WEEKS, AND IT'S MAKING ME COMPLETELY CRAZY. I ALSO FEEL LIKE I NOW KNOW MORE ABOUT ACCOUNTABILITY AND TAX RULES THAN PROGRAMMING. POSITIVE NOTE, SUDDENLY HEARING DRAGON QUEST AND FINAL FANTASY MUSICS ON THE OLYMPICS REALLY CHEERED ME UP. I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IMMEDIATELY SINCE I'M WORKING WITH THE CEREMONY IN THE BACKGROUND, FOR DRAGON QUEST I JUST THOUGHT THAT IT SOUNDED REALLY SIMILAR, THEN I HEARD VICTORY FANFARE... THAT'S AWESOME.


lady_alternate

THATS THE PLOT OF SUPERMAN 3!


SmoreOfBabylon

“YOU KNOW, IT’S LIKE THAT TRAY AT THE CHECKOUT COUNTER, YOU TAKE PENNIES FROM THE TRAY, RIGHT?” “FROM THE CRIPPLED CHILDREN??” “HUH...? NO, THAT’S THE *JAR*, I’M TALKING ABOUT THE *TRAY*.”


NespinF

SPEAKING AS AN ACCOUNTS PAYABLE PERSON, IF IT'S ONE OR TWO CENTS YOU'RE PROBABLY LOOKING FOR A ROUNDING ERROR.


Wokati

I KNOW IT'S A ROUNDING ERROR, BUT EVERY TIME I TOUCH SOMETHING IT CAUSES A DIFFERENT ERROR SOMEWHERE ELSE. THAT'S OLD CODE SO THERE IS ALWAYS SOME KIND OF DOMINO EFFECT, AND I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL TO NOT BREAK ANY RULE...


eskelaa

HERE'S MY OLD PROBLEM, NOT INVOICES, BUT ALSO MONEY RELATED PROBLEM OF SIMILAR TYPE. MONIES AT THE END OF ONE THING WAS ALWAYS 1 OR 2 PENCE HIGHER THAN THEY SHOULD BE. TURNED OUT OUR DEV DID SOME VERY AWFUL SPAGHETTI CODE AND FOR SOME REASON CHOSE TO ALWAYS ROUND UP THEY MONEY WHEN IT WASN'T FULL PENCE. CUSTOMERS WERE GETTING ANNOYED BECAUSE 50% OFF £10, SHOULD NOT BE £5.02. TWO MATH LESSONS AND 1 DAY OF CODE REFACTORING LATER, EVEN AN 8 YEAR OLD CAN TELL IT WORKS CORRECTLY NOW.


CyanYoh

JESUS, BETWEEN ASMON, CRITIKAL, AND NOW H3, CACTAUR'S TURNING INTO THE LA OF FFXIV. CELEBRITY WORSHIP, MOBS OF GROUPIES, AND A WEIRD FUCKING ECONOMY. ABSOLUTELY NO SHADE TO ANY OF THEM, BUT I'M WORRIED ABOUT HOW THE LOPSIDED PLAYER COUNT ON THE SERVER MIGHT AFFECT THINGS COME ENDWALKER. AND I FINALLY HAVE A HOUSE IN A GOOD LOCATION HERE, SO I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE IF THINGS GET SUPER CONGESTED.


Hackerboy603

HAHA, MENTORS SUCK. IT'S SO FUNNY, ALL THE NEW PLAYERS KNOW ALL MENTORS ARE TROLLS AND WILL NEVER TRY TO HELP YOU. I TRIED. I LASTED A VERY LONG TIME, BUT TAKE MY BK CROWN IF IT'LL MAKE YOU START TREATING ME LIKE A PLAYER AGAIN. YOU GET THE MENTORS YOU ASK FOR.


tobelost1

ALL OF THIS. IF THE “haha mentors are shitty” MEME COULD DIE THAT’D BE GREAT. IF YOU CALL ALL MENTORS SHIT, EVENTUALLY YOU’LL JUST BE LEFT WITH THE SHIT ONES


Octoru

YESTERDAY I HAD MY WORST DUNGEON EXPERIENCE SO FAR. I ENDED UP IN TOTO-RAK FOR MY ROULETTE AND HERE WAS MY TEAM: - ME, PLAYING SCHOLAR, EVEN THOUGH THE FAIRY HEALS GOOD, I QUICKLY ADDED PHYSIK BACK TO MY HOTBAR JUST IN CASE (SPOILER: IT WAS THE CASE) - SPROUT BLACK MAGE WHO CASTED **ONLY** ICE SPELLS EVEN WHEN THE MP BAR WAS FULL - SPROUT LANCER WHO SKIPPED HALL OF THE NOVICE AND INITIATED **EVERY SINGLE** PULL IN THE DUNGEON AND WOULD WANDER OFF ALONE. I TOLD THE WHOLE GROUP TO LET THE TANK IN FRONT AND HE DIDN'T LISTEN AT ALL. I WAS TEMPTED TO DISMISS THE FAIRY AND LET HIM SOAK A LOT OF DAMAGE TO HAVE HIM STOP AND UNDERSTAND MY ADVICE - AND THEN THERE WAS THE TANK, THE PALADIN WITH NO ENMITY. HE WAS LEVEL 50 (BEFORE SYNCING DOWN TO 19) WITH NOCT GEAR SO I THOUGHT THAT HE MUST HAVE KNOWN HOW TO TANK. HE DIDN'T USE A SINGLE ENMITY BOOSTING SKILL, WAS CONSTANTLY BEHIND THE TEAM AND WHEN FIGHTING HE WOULD OFTEN SPEND 5 SECONDS COMPLETELY IDLE BEFORE USING A SKILL TO ATTACK DURING THE WHOLE DUNGEON AND THE BOSS FIGHTS, I HAD TO MAKE UP FOR THE BLACK MAGE'S HORRID DPS, HEAL EVERYONE (BECAUSE EVEN TYE FAIRY WASN'T ENOUGH) EVEN THOUGH THERE WERE NO AOE ATTACKS BECAUSE THE ENEMIES WOULD TARGET ANYONE AND NOT JUST THE TANK. MIND YOU, EVERYBODY WAS SYNCED DOWN AND EVERYBODY HAD ALREADY DONE THIS DUNGEON AT LEAST ONCE. WE SPENT **30 MINUTES** IN TOTO-RAK. **30 MINUTES** .


Gibora89

tl;dr: Have never seen so many people die in Castrum... ever. OKAY SO. BEEN LEVELING AN ALT BECAUSE I WANT TO RE-EXPERIENCE THE STORY AGAIN, BUT I ALSO NEED TO LEVEL GRIND BECAUSE I JUST NEED TO, OK? IT'S WHAT I LIKE TO DO. ANYWAY, GOT INTO CASTRUM WITH THE ALT THE OTHER NIGHT, FIRST TIME RUNNING IT FOR HIM, AND IT'S MOSTLY SPROUTS WITH ONE OTHER PERSON WHO SEEMS TO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. DECIDED TO BE HELPFUL AND EXPLAIN THINGS THROUGHOUT THE RUN TO HELP THE SPROUTS. NO ONE KNOWS WHERE TO GO MOSTLY, BUT HEY, IT'S COOL, IMMA BARD, I'M PELOTON'ING LIKE CRAZY, I KEEP MOVING FORWARD IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION WHILE ALSO WAITING FOR A TANK TO PULL ENEMIES. I DON'T WANT TO MAKE ANYONE WORRY ABOUT AGGRO ISSUES. WE GET TO THE POINT WHERE YOU BLOW SHIT UP, ALWAYS FUN, BUT THE TANKS AREN'T PICKING UP THE ENEMIES UP THE STAIRS, SO I'M RUNNING AROUND GETTING THEM TO FOLLOW ME TO BRING THEM BACK TO THE TANKS. NO ONE IS BLOWING SHIT UP, SO I RUN BACK UP TO EXPLODE THE PIPES. IT'S GOING LIKE THIS FOR AWHILE. I'M STILL TELLING PEOPLE WHAT THEY NEED TO DO TO HELP THEM OUT, ESPECIALLY IF THEY DECIDE TO RUN THIS AGAIN. MOSTLY DOING IT FOR THE TANKS' BENEFIT, BECAUSE I MOSTLY MAIN TANKS. WE'RE FIGHTING THE BIG GUY NEAR THE DOOR, I WRITE IN CHAT "WHEN THE DOOR OPENS, DON'T GO TO THE BIG MOBS IN THE MIDDLE, RUN UP THE STAIRS ON THE LEFT SIDE AND GET THEM SO WE CAN TURN OFF THE SPOTLIGHTS". GUESS WHAT THEY DO?! GUESS WHAT THAT MOTHER-EFFING WARRIOR DECIDES TO DO? IF YOU'VE BEEN READING THIS, AND GUESSED THAT THEY WENT INTO THE MOB IN THE MIDDLE DING DING DING YOU ARE A-EFFING RIGHT. IF YOU THEN GUESSED THAT THE TANKS THEN RAN UP THE STAIRS DRAGGING ALL OF THE ENEMIES WITH THEM, GUESS WHAT!? YOU WOULD BE WRONG! THEY DECIDE TO JUST STAY IN THE MIDDLE FIGHTING ENEMIES, NOT DOING SHIT. THERE'S SO MUCH BACK AND FORTH AGGRO, NO ATTACK IS IN THE SAME DIRECTION. I TRY RUNNING UP THE STAIRS TO BRING THEM DOWN LIKE BEFORE. I DIE. HEALER RAISES ME, THEN THEY DIE. TANKS DIE. OTHER HEALER RAISES A TANK, BUT 3 OTHER DPS DIE IN THIS TIME. IT'S A MASSACRE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS. SOMEHOW, WE DON'T WIPE. BY THE GRACE OF GOD, WE DON'T WIPE. BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO FIGHT THE HORNED WHITE LADY AND EVEN THOUGH I TELL EVERYONE THEY NEED TO USE THE CANNONS, BECAUSE SHE CAN ONLY BE DAMAGED BY THEM, DOES ANYONE USE THE CANNONS? IF YOU'RE STILL READING THIS AND GUESSED "NO" THEN YOU ARE ALREADY MILES AHEAD OF EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WHOLE GROUP. ME AND THE ONE OTHER PERSON ARE MANAGING THE CANNONS WHILE TANKS ARE TRYING TO PROVOKE HER OFF OF THE TWO OF US AFTER WE BRING HER TO THE MIDDLE, WHICH DOESN'T WORK OF COURSE, AND IS WHAT I TYPED INTO CHAT. FINALLY BRING HER DOWN, WHILE THE CUTSCENE PLAYS BEFORE THE FINAL FIGHT, I TYPE INTO CHAT "I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE READING THE INSTRUCTIONS IN THE CHAT, IT'LL HELP YOU OUT FOR NEXT TIME :) ". BECAUSE HEY, THEY'RE SPROUTS! IT'S OK! ANNOYING BUT OK! ONE FINAL TIME, DO YOU THINK ANYONE SAID ANYTHING? OR MAYBE ONE PERSON RESPONDED? OR MAYBE TWO? OR DID THEY ALL RESPOND? IF YOU GUESSED TWO, THEN YOU WOULD BE CORRECT! I WON'T EVEN MAKE YOU GUESS WHAT THEY WROTE, BECAUSE IMMA PUT IT RIGHT HERE: "i read them, now I know for next time" AND "I don't read chat shut up". 8| THANKS FOR THE ONE COMM GUYS, REALLY SWELL, SUCH A GREAT RUN, HOPE I DON'T RUN INTO YOU EVER AGAIN. I ALSO HAVE A PRAE STORY BUT I DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO WRITE THAT BS OUT!


Deer-in-Motion

I'VE ENCOUNTERED THAT A FEW TIMES LATELY. LET ME ADD... FINISH YOUR JOB QUESTS BEFORE YOU ENTER CASTRUM! EQUIP THE I90 GEAR YOU GET IN THE COFFER FROM THAT QUEST!


SidkaSen

I'M LEVELING MY FIRST TANK CLASS BUT I'M NORMALLY A WHM MAIN, I HAD SOME ASSHOLE ARCANIST IN THE LEVELING DUNGEON GIVING SHIT TO THE CONJURER FOR NOT HEALING ME WHEN I TOOK ANY SCRATCH DAMAGE??? MFER UR NOT SUPPOSED SO I TOLD THAT ARCANIST POLIETLY THAT THEY NEED TO BE DOING THAT DAMN DPS JOB I'LL BE FINE AND THEY CALLED ME A FUCKING WOW PLAYER BITCH WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?????? I'VE NEVER PLAYED WOW AND EVEN IF I DID THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO BE SHITTY WHEN YOU'RE DOING YOUR JOB WRONG!!!! DO DAMAGE!!!! THAT'S WHAT DPS MEANS!!!! I HOPE THAT CONJURER IS DOING OKAY AS A WHITE MAGE, THEY HIT LVL 30 AT THE END OF THE DUNGEON. ROCK ON SISTER I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!


otter_mage

DID THEY TRY AND HEAL YOU WITH THEIR PHYSICK?


SidkaSen

THEY KEPT USING PHYSICK ON ME TILL I SAID I'M GOOD!!!! THEN THEY GOT MAD AND CALLED ME A WOW PLAYER???!?!


Zack-of-all-trades

WONDROUS TAILS GIVETH AND TAKETH AWAY! SUPER AWESOME LUCK WITH WONDROUS TAILS, 2 SEALS AWAY FROM 3 LINES. RUN THE NEXT DUNGEON, I GET 2 LINES, ONLY 1 SEAL FOR 3 LINES! SUPER EXCITING, DIDN'T USE ANY POINTS TO RETRY UP TO THIS POINT. I DECIDE TO RETRY INSTEAD OF DOING ONE OF THE LONGER CHOICES...didn't get the 3 lines. Aww...2 LINES ARE STILL GOOD THOUGH! HUZZAH!


AceDynamicHero

I WIPED MY ENTIRE ALLIANCE RAID IN WORLD OF DARKNESS BECAUSE I HELD THE CHAIN TOO LONG TRYING TO GIVE THEM TIME TO DPS CERBERUS AND I WAS SO CERTAIN THAT IT WOULD BE FINE I TOLD EVERYONE NOT TO FREAK OUT AND THEN THE CHAIN DESPAWNED AND CERBERUS BROKE FREE AND KILLED EVERYONE AND I HATE MYSELF FOR BEING SO /r/CONFIDENTLYINCORRECT


lyrium-gh0st

KEEP SEEING WHM THAT USE CURE 1 EVEN IN ENDGAME RAIDS. STOP USING CURE 1 AFTER LEVEL 50. YOU DON'T NEED TO CONSERVE MANA WHEN YOU HAVE AZZISE AND LUCID DREAMING! IT'S TOO WEAK TO BOTHER USING!


fumoya

LOOK I UNDERSTAND THERE'S A HUGE INFLUX OF NEW SPROUTS AND ALL THAT, THAT'S GREAT BUT I HAVE LEARNED THAT CLOUD OF DARKNESS HAS ADDS NO, NOT THE CLOUDS. THERE WERE ACTUAL NORMAL ADDS. I DON'T THINK I EVEN SAW THEM WHEN I FIRST STARTED PLAYING BACK DURING HW'S LAUNCH


JadedRoll

DOING AN ALLIANCE RAID LATE IN THE NIGHT AS MELEE. EVERY OTHER DPS IS DANCER. MY FIRST THOUGHT "IS THIS GOING TO BE GOOD DANCERS OR 'I'M TOO TIRED TO THINK' DANCERS?" (yeah, I've been that dancer too). MY PARTY REALIZES THEY ARE ALL FROM THE SAME WORLD (NOT MINE). THEY START MAKING JOKES. COOL BONDING. I'M HAPPY FOR THEM. I SAY THE GENERIC HELLO BUT DON'T JOIN IN THE JOKES ABOUT AN ANIME I DON'T KNOW. 1ST BOSS: EVERY DANCER DIES 1-2 TIMES. 2ND BOSS: EVERY DANCER DIES 1-2 TIMES. (ETC.) BASICALLY I'M CARRYING THE DPS FOR OUR ALLIANCE BECAUSE I'M NOT DYING. OK. WE HAVE THE TIRED DANCERS. THAT'S FINE. HEALERS AREN'T HEALING ME AT ALL AT THIS POINT BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST REZZING DEAD DANCERS. THAT'S FINE, I HAVE WAYS TO TOP HP AS MELEE. LAST BOSS: THE HEALERS DON'T TOP ME OFF AFTER ANY OF THE UNAVOIDABLE AOE'S DESPITE ME STANDING NEXT TO THEM. I GET A STACK MARKER AND DIE. THEY DON'T REZ ME. DANCERS CONTINUE TO DIE, GET REZZED, I STAY DEAD. I SPEND 90% OF THE FIGHT DEAD WHILE DANCERS CONTINUE TO GET REZ'D. SAW MECHANICS ON THAT LAST BOSS I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE...BECAUSE THE HEALERS WOULDN'T REZ THE 1 DPS DOING CONSISTENT DAMAGE. I was pretty annoyed until I took the chance to just check out people's glams. Turned out to be fun to be dead on the floor while my alliance struggled looking at the pretty weapons folks had.


Abdiel_Kavash

> SAW MECHANICS ON THAT LAST BOSS I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE THIS IS HOW YOU KNOW IT WAS A GOOD EVENING.


GhoulDuck

WHERE DO I FUCKING START? WITH THE FUCKING TANK THAT TOLD ME TWICE TO DO MY JOB AS A HEALER BECAUSE HE KEPT GETTING LOW ON HEALTH(MIND HE NEVER DIED) BECAUSE HE WAS PULLING WAY TOO MUCH? WITH THE DPS THAT TOLD ME 5 TIMES TO STOP DPS'ING BECAUSE I AM A HEALER DESPITE THERE NOT BEING ANYTHING TO HEAL? THE FUCKING TANKS THAT SOMEHOW REACHED FUCKING LVL 40-50 DUNGEONS WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT TANKSTANCE OR PROVOKE IS CAUSING THE WHOLE TEAM TO GET BEAT UP AND MAKE MY HEALER LIFE A LIVING HELL?


Zaxou

I LOST MY INGAME HOUSE WHILE DEPLOYED! TO WHOEVER BOUGHT IT, I KNOW ITS NOT YOUR FAULT BUT I HATE YOU ANYWAY. YOU BETTER LOVE THAT DAMN HOUSE! ALSO STOP SPAMMING CURE 1 ON ME, ITS BAD, I HAVE COOLDOWNS, ILL BE FINE IF IM NOT AT 100% FOR A FEW SECONDS.


lady_alternate

OUCH. I'M SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOU LOSING YOUR HOUSE. HOPEFULLY YOU CAN GET A NEW PLACE WHEN THE GREAT ISHGARD MIGRATION HAPPENS NEXT YEAR. ALSO, CURE I PREVENTION IS A HOT TOPIC THIS WEEK.


Swiftcast_Holy

SO YESTERDAY I DID MY EXPERT ROULETTE AND GOT PAGLTH'AN... THE DRK NEVER USED STALWART SOUL. I ASKED WTF THEY WERE DOING. NO REPLY. THEY STACKED CDS EVERY TIME THEY HAD THEM. USED DARK MIND TO BLOCK AUTOS WHICH ARE TOTALLY MAGIC DAMAGE. THEIR FAVOURITE THING THOUGH, AND I JUST LOVE DRKS WHO DO THIS, WAS TO POP TBN ON CD AND STAND IN LITERALLY EVERYTHING. LITERALLY EVERYTHING. THAT TRASH PULL JUST DROPPED 5 AOES THAT ALL OVERLAP ON THE TANK? YEAH HE'S GUNNA STAND IN ALL OF THEM. IT GOT SO BAD I HAD TO LET THEM DIE ON THE SECOND BOSS. WHY? BECAUSE THEY WOULD JUST STAND IN ONE SPOT AND REFUSED TO MOVE EVEN IF THERE WERE LASERS OR AOES. THEY WOULD NOT MOVE THE PACK SO THE REST OF US COULD AVOID VULN STACKS WHILE DPSING SO I LET THEN DIE AND LET THE DRG TANK THE ADDS. IM SORRY BUT THE REST IF US AREN'T GOING TO SUFFER VULN STACKS AND POTENTIAL ONE SHOTS BECAUSE YOU CANT BOTHER TO MOVE. I RESCUED THEM INTO THE FIRST AKH MORN FROM LUNAR BAHAMUT BECAUSE HE HAD HIS FEET PLANTED AWAY FROM THE GROUP BUT THEY RAN AWAY FROM US... NOT THE END OF THE WORLD BUT STILL ANNOYING. AND THIS GUY HAD MULTIPLE LEVEL 80S. LIKE WTF. NO STALWART SOUL, EATING AOES AND VULN STACKS LIKE THEY'RE CANDY? FUCK OFF WITH THAT.


colla_v0ce

I KNOW THAT THE RUMOR THAT 5.58 WOULD HAVE DC TRAVEL WAS JUST BECAUSE OF A STEAM FUCKUP, BUT DAMN IF I WASN'T LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING WITH MY AETHER FRIENDS


Accomplished_Dog880

I JUST WANT TO FINISH THE STRIKING TREE (EXTREME) ONCE WITHOUT THE TEAM DISBANDING. THAT'S IT!


CallbackSpanner

IN PF, RIGHT? ...*IN PF, RIGHT?*


Drgn_Shark

USE PARTY FINDER AND SAY IT'S SYNCED. EVERYONE WHO JOINS WILL WANT TO BE THERE AND STAY FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES.


okay25

ANGRY AT MYSELF THIS WEEK. I MAIN SCH AND I LOVE IT, BUT I’VE HAD TWO DUNGEONS THIS WEEK WHERE THE TANK DIED BC I WAS EATING ASS ON HEALS. ONE FELT LIKE AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE, I FELT SO BAD. THE OTHER I SLIGHTLY FORGIVE MYSELF FOR, SINCE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY HP AND THE TANKS HP WAS 600 AND THE TANK WAS UNDERGEARED. STILL, I RAID SAVAGE, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO HEAL A DUNGEON WITHOUT THE TANK DYING EVEN ONCE. ON THAT NOTE - MY STATIC GAVE UP ON E12S FOR THE MOMENT DUE TO LIFE CIRCUMSTANCES AND THE HEALTH AND WELLBEING OF ONE OF OUR MEMBERS. WE’RE A CASUAL STATIC, AND IM HONESTLY GLAD TO HAVE MY WEEKNIGHTS BACK, BUT IM ALSO SAD WE’RE LIKELY NOT GOING TO CLEAR UNTIL MUCH LATER. ALSO JESUS CHRIST, NOW THAT I’VE LEVELED A TANK TO 80: DO TANKS IN ALLIANCE ROULETTE USE PROVOKE AS PART OF THEIR GOD DAMN ROTATION? IF I PULLED THE BOSS AND HAVE BEEN DOING MY COMBO, YOU SHOULDNT BE RIPPING THE MOTHERFUCKER OFF ME! AND EVEN IF YOU DO, BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE MT, AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO STAND NEAR ME SO THE POOR MELEE DONT GET FUCKED! I WATCHED ONE ALLIANCE RAID WHERE THE TWO OTHER TANKS WERE FLIPPING AGGRO AND NEITHER WANTED TO STAND NEAR EACH OTHER, SO THE BOSS KEPT FUCKING TURNING. HOW DO MELEE NOT COMMIT HOMICIDE?


lady_alternate

YES, SOME PEOPLE REGRETTABLY USE PROVOKE IN THEIR ROTATION. I BELIEVE ITS OUT THERE ON ONE OF THE OUTDATED TANK GUIDES THAT COMES UP IN GOOGLE SEARCHES WHICH PEOPLE STILL SEEM TO TRY TO FOLLOW.


mtscremin

I'M SO GODDAMNED TIRED OF GETTING SYNCED DOWN TO ONLY 2 MUDRAS IN A LOW LEVEL DUNGEON ON LEVELING ROULLETE! I'M USED TO GOTTA GO FAST HUTTON, AND THAT MUDRA ON GCD MEANS I MORE OFTEN THAN NOT HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THROW A SHURIKEN OR BUNNY HAT BECAUSE I KEEP PRESSING MY MUDRA ON HUTON GCD SPEEDS, AND IT KEEPS NOT REGISTERING THE FIRST ONE! FUCK!


Aeruhat

WHEN YOU WANT TO DO THE LEAP OF FAITH GATES BUT THERE IS AN EXTENDED QUEUE TIME TO EVEN GET INTO ONE BECAUSE OF THE SHEER AMOUNT OF PEOPLE DOING THE SAME THING AS YOU.


LvlOneNoob

JUST BECAUSE IM YOUR HEALER AND YOU DIE BECAUSE YOU BITE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW IN A PULL DOESNT MAKE IT MY FAULT


SymphonicStorm

BETTING ON HOW MANY PEOPLE DIE TO BEHEMOTH KING'S METEOR/PHLEGETHON'S ANCIENT FLARE ISN'T *TOXIC*. IT'S AN *EORZEAN NATIONAL PASTIME.*


iotemire

WHENEVER A TANK DIES IN ALLIANCE RAIDS AND I GET AGGRO THE HEALERS IGNORE ME AND LET ME DIE. IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE IF I YELL "I HAVE AGGRO CAN SOMEBODY ACTUALLY TANK", I END UP A FUCKING SACRIFICE TO THE AGGRO GODS. IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE HEALERS WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR ROTATIONS BEING BORING, BUT YOU DON'T EVEN PAY ENOUGH ATTENTION TO KNOW WHO IS TANKING OR YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO HELP, FUCK YOU! YOU CAN'T BE TRUSTED WITH ANYTHING MORE COMPLEX THAN MINECRAFT COMBAT. YOU PROBABLY ALL GET LIKE 4 COMMENDATIONS FOR BEING TOOLS, TOO.


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painstream

THIS IS WHY I FIND "IF YOU'RE NOT MT TURN OFF TANK STANCE" TO BE KINDA SKETCHY. IF THERE'S NO TANK SWAP NECESSARY FOR THE FIGHT, YOU CAN MAINTAIN STANCE AND SHIRK ON COOLDOWN. OR, SERIOUS QUESTION, DO TANKS HAVE A STANCE+PROVOKE MACRO FOR EMERGENCY SITUATIONS? Edit: I DUN FUXXORED PART OF THIS. YOU CAN'T SHIRK OTHER ALLIANCE TANKS.


thatguywithawatch

>OR, SERIOUS QUESTION, DO TANKS HAVE A STANCE+PROVOKE MACRO FOR EMERGENCY SITUATIONS? Don't need a macro, it takes all of 1 second to flip stance on and hit provoke. If a dps holds aggro for more than one or two boss auto attacks, the tanks simply aren't paying attention


ThatOneDiviner

YOU CAN’T SHIRK OTHER ALLIANCE TANKS BUT WHAT YOU *CAN* DO IS GIVE THEM A 15 OR SO SECOND LEAD THEN TURN YOURS ON. IF THAT 15 SECOND LEAD DOESN’T LET THEM KEEP AGGRO THEY DIDN’T DESERVE TO MT ANYWAYS.


reitoro

Afaik you can't shirk someone outside your own party.


lady_alternate

THIS PROBLEM CAN BE MITIGATED BY PULLING BEFORE THE TANK AND GETTING YOUR DEATH OUT OF THE WAY EARLY TO BEAT THE RUSH.


Miitteo

I FUCKING HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS, AND I DONT USUALLY DIE RIGHT AWAY, THE HEALERS HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO EITHER SHIELD ME OR KEEP ME UP BEFORE ANOTHER TANK PROVOKES. I'M PRETTY SURE ALLIANCE RAID HEALERS ARE FAIRLY HAPPY WITH THEIR ONE BUTTON COMBAT.


Rasikko

LIES. YOU DIE AS SOON AS THE GATE DROPS. I SEE IT ALL THE TIME.


EstiniensBathwater

> WHENEVER A TANK DIES IN ALLIANCE RAIDS AND I GET AGGRO THE HEALERS IGNORE ME AND LET ME DIE. This week I learned a WHM can tank >!Hansel or Gretel!<, for a short period of time, provided everything is off cooldown (Bene, Divine, etc). SOURCE: I WAS THE WHM.


Glacirus_

NOT EVEN JUST IN ALLIANCE RAIDS. IN LIGHT PARTY CONTENT IVE HAD HEALERS PANIC WHEN THE TANK DIES AND IMMEDIATELY GO FOR THE HARD REZ WHILE THERES THREE MOBS LEFT, ALL BEATING ON THE BLM WHO PULLED ALL THE AGGRO. IF WERE NOT AT A BOSS LOCKOUT, LET THE TANK SELF-REZ WITH THE RETURN PROMPT AND KEEP THE REST OF US ALIVE PLEASE!


Demented_Liar

For real though, either throw out the swiftcast rez wombo combo or pick a dps to live and declare them the new tank!


gattsuru

*uses Banner of Nobles Ends and Seraph Strike in Delibrum Reginae* Heh, I'm in danger!


Kalslice

THE AERY. (THIRD TIME IN A ROW I'VE GOTTEN THIS FOR LEVELLING ROULETTE. HUH?) ENTER ME AS WHM, A DRK, A MCH, AND A SPROUT NIN. THE DUNGEON GOES PRETTY UNEVENTFULLY UNTIL AFTER THE FIRST BOSS, ASIDE FROM THE NIN STANDING WITH THE TANK AND GETTING CLEAVED, AND NOT UNDERSTANDING THE TETHER THING WITH THE STATUES. EH, FORGIVABLE. AFTER THE FIRST BOSS, WE GO DOWN THAT BIG JUMP, YOU KNOW, THE ONE NOBODY THINKS ANYTHING OF? THE TANK STARTS WAITING AT THE BOTTOM, WHICH IS WHEN I REALIZE THE NIN ISN'T JUMPING. "JUMP," WE TELL HIM, BUT NOTHING HAPPENS. MAYBE HE'S GONE AFK, WHATEVER, WE'LL CLEAR UP TO THE NEXT BOSS AND WAIT A BIT LONGER. WE OPEN SOME TREASURE CHESTS ALONG THE WAY, AND PEOPLE GET LOOT. WAIT, PEOPLE GET LOOT? THE NIN IS ROLLING FOR STUFF, STILL AT THE TOP OF THE CLIFF? I MAY BE THE ONLY ONE TO NOTICE THIS, BECAUSE WHEN THE INEVITABLE VOTE DISMISS GOES THROUGH, THE REASON IS "AFK". A SPROUT BARD JOINS, AND "ONE OR MORE PARTY MEMBERS HAVE YET TO COMPLETE THIS DUTY" SHOWS UP. HUH? IT **WASN'T** THAT NIN'S FIRST TIME? HE DID AT LEAST ONE PREVIOUS RUN WITHOUT KNOWING HOW TO JUMP DOWN A LEDGE? FORTUNATELY, THE BARD IS COMPETENT, AND WE CLEAR WITHOUT FURTHER ISSUE. AND, IN A HILARIOUS TWIST, IN THE FINAL CHEST? DAGGERS.


scrambles88

I SWAPPED DANCE PARTNER TO THE TANK BECAUSE EVEN THE AST IS DOING MORE DAMAGE THAN YOUR SAM, YOURE NOT EVEN USING YOUR DOT. DONT COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT GETTING DANCE PARTNER IF YOU DONT KNOW YOUR JOB.


Tallgeeselll05

I had a ps5, locked and ready to go. I click "confirm order" "please verify this is your account" So I enter the the number" "please verify this is your account" So, I enter the number, *again* "please verify this is your account PLEASE VERIFY YOUR FUCKING IQ BECAUSE THIS IS THE THIRD FUCKING TIME. ..... "please verify this is your account" *proceeds to never resend me new verification numbers* *this item is out of stock* ***YEAH, FUCK YOU TOO ASSHOLE.***


ToothPeiste

**MENTOR ROULETTE - 2 / 2 / 4** **FULL PARTY** **THE BOWL OF EMBERS (EXTREME)** "Oh boy". "Does everyone know how to do thi-" TANK RECEIVES FIRST AUTOATTACK SO, I QUIT MENTOR ROULETTE THIS WEEK. MAYBE I'LL PICK IT BACK UP LATER. I PICKED TANK FOR THE FIRST TIME FOR MENTOR ROULETTE, AND I WAS GREETED WITH IFRIT EX. THE OTHER TANK PULLED IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS THE INSTANCE STARTED, AND THE RESULT WAS EXACTLY AS YOU WOULD EXPECT. AFTER THE FIRST PULL, I TOLD THE SPROUT TANK TO NOT PULL IMMEDIATELY AND LET ME EXPLAIN THE MECHANICS. DESPITE THE BAD FIRST IMPRESSION, THE SPROUT TANK PROVED TO BE A QUICK LEARNER, CORRECTLY DOING THE TANK SWAPS WITHIN THE FIRST THREE PULLS. HOWEVER, THE HEALERS WERE STILL BLOWING UP THE PARTY WITH THEIR SEARING WIND DEBUFFS. I EXPLAINED THAT HEALERS RECEIVE DEBUFFS THAT MAKES THEM EXPLODE WITH KNOCKBACK AOES. THE HEALER THAT JUST BLEW UP THE PARTY SAYS "I DIDN'T HAVE ANY DEBUFF". THAT'S FINE, MAYBE HE'LL PAY ATTENTION TO IT NEXT TIME. THE HEALER BLOWS UP THE PARTY AGAIN. WE AGAIN POINTED OUT THAT HE HAD THE DEBUFF, BUT HE DENIES AGAIN. IN FACT, THIS TIME HE SAYS HE SAW TANKS WITH THE DEBUFFS AND CALLS OUT THAT THEY BLEW UP BECAUSE OF THE TANKS. I RESPOND WITH A SIMPLE "NO, TANKS DO NOT GET THE SEARING WIND DEBUFF. ONLY HEALERS RECEIVE THAT". PARTY BLOWS UP AGAIN, AND IT'S HIM AGAIN. AGAIN, HE SAYS "SEE, I SAW IT. YOU HAD DEBUFF BUT I DIDN'T SEE YOU MOVE OUT. THAT WAS YOUR FAULT." JUST WHERE DOES HE GET THIS KIND OF CONFIDENCE? WHAT KIND OF SPROUT QUEUEING BLIND TO AN EX TRIAL CLAIMS THE MENTOR IS WIPING THE PARTY? AT THIS POINT, I STOP OFFERING ANY MORE ADVICE, I'VE ALREADY TOLD THEM EVERYTHING THEY NEED TO COMPLETE THE FIGHT. RATHER, I SIT BACK AND WATCH THE SPROUT IN-FIGHTING THAT HAS ERUPTED. THE HEALER CONTINUES TO DO THE SAME SHIT, AND BY THE END, THE ENTIRE PARTY OF SPROUTS START CALLING OUT THE HEALER. "I DON'T SEE IT, IT MUST BE LAG OR SOME SHIT" WE CLEAR THE FIGHT DESPITE THE HEALER'S BEST EFFORTS. I THINK, "I GUESS I WON'T QUEUE AS TANK, I'D RATHER NOT DO ANOTHER EX." AND QUEUE AGAIN AS A DPS. **THE NAVEL (EXTREME)** FUCK. LONG STORY SHORT, THIS ONE INVOLVES: * MUTE OTHER MENTOR * SMN WHO DROPS FROM ARENA EVERY PULL BEFORE LANDSLIDES EVEN START * OFF TANK WHO DOES NOT GRAB ADDS OR TANK SWAP WE EVENTUALLY CLEAR IT. SURELY, THE NEXT ONE CAN'T BE ANOTHER EX RIGHT? **THE LIMITLESS BLUE (EXTREME)**


marziebarz

MY RAGE IS IMMENSE BECAUSE I HAD A PARADIGM BREACH RUN WITH 3 DANCERS (MYSELF AS ONE) AND WE STAGGERED OUR TECH STEPS PERFECTLY THE ENTIRE TIME AND I KNOW I WILL NEVER FEEL SUCH BLISS AGAIN!!! IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!! ALSO. MY FELLOW DANCERS. WHY ARE YOU SAVING TECH STEP FOR JUST THE BOSSES AND NOT USING IT ON TRASH? DO YOU NOT FEEL THE SAME JOY AS ME WHEN YOU BECOME A BLENDER OF DESTRUCTION AND GET TO USE SABER DANCE A WHOLE BUNCH? PLEASE I JUST WANT TO RAIN HAVOC ON THE TRASH FOR MORE THAN 20 SECONDS, IT IS OK TO TECH STEP ON TRASH, I PROMISE


painstream

> SPROUTS. ... IF YOU RECOGNIZE YOURSELF IN THESE STORIES, TAKE IT AS ANOTHER WAY OF LEARNING HOW THIS WORK. VETERANS, THIS GOES FOR YOU TOO. DON'T BE ARSEKNUCKLES. BUT REALLY, MOST OF YOU ARE LOVELY. KEEP IT UP. <3 NO REAL RAGE FOR ME THIS WEEK. IT'S SOMEHOW ALREADY FRIDAY, WOO! BUT, I HAVE BEEN DOING A LOT OF MMO COMPARING THIS WEEK, FOR REASONS. IT'S BEEN REMINDING ME THAT GAMES I USED TO LOVE CRUMBLED INTO SOMETHING I DON'T AND HOW MUCH COMMUNITIES CAN MAKE OR A BREAK AN MMO. I'M GREATFUL FOR THE XIV COMMUNITY AS A MARKED IMPROVEMENT OVER OTHER MMOs. STAY CHILL, FELLOW WOLs!


Talisa87

To the Machinist who called me the C-word for leaving them on the floor after they spent the dungeon run deliberately pulling aggro from the newbie Tank, simply because they wanted to see the cutscenes? May all your scratches be unreachable and your toasts fall butter-side down.


Fernangello

I RESUBBED AFTER TAKING BREAK AT THE THE END OF HEAVENSWARD. I KEEP SWITCHING TANKS TO LEVEL THROUGH STORMSBLOOD MSQ I GOT DRK TO 60 THEN DECIDED TO BE WARRIOR, NOW MY WARRIOR IS 59AND IM THINKING OF SWITCHING TO PALADIN. WILL I EVER MAKE IT TO STORMSBLOOD.


eirune

SUSANO. OH MY GOD. I'VE GOTTEN THIS TRIAL 8 TIMES IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS VIA ROULETTE. THAT STACK MARKER IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTANCE. SPROUTS GET BOOPED BACK AND EITHER JUST PLANT THEMSELVES AWAY FROM EVERYONE OR THEY RUN AWAY. I'VE TRIED GRIPPING THEM BACK BUT IT'S ALMOST LIKE IM A DAMN TRAMPOLINE AND OFF INTO THE DISTANCE THEY GO AGAIN. I LOVE THIS TRIAL AND I LOVE THE SPROUTS, EVEN THOUGH THEY LIKE TO LEARN THE HARD WAY.


DragonNamedRed

FOR THE LOVE OF SHIVA PLEASE KEEP THOSE TWO BEATTLE MOBLINS AWAY FROM EACH OTHER IN TOWER. THEY TEATHER AND SHARE THE PARRY THAT KILLS PEOPLE. IF YOU DON'T PULL THEM APART RIGHT NOW I WILL STARDIVE YOU INTO THE 9TH ERA


aftertheschism

NO RAGE, ALL CAPS FOR AMARO ACQUIRED THIS WEEK


itsbrila

SHB RELIC GRINDS SURE BRING OUT THE CREAM OF THE CROP THIS IS FROM A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO BUT I'M STILL ANGY ABOUT IT AND I MISSED LAST WEEK SO HERE WE GO. I QUEUED INTO AN ALEXANDER RAID FOR RELIC STUFF, AND HAD A WHM BRAGGING IN CHAT THAT THEYRE A "DPS HEALER ONLY" AND TO "EXPECT NO HEALS FROM ME." A TANK THEN PIPED UP SAYING "IVE TANKED FOR HER ENOUGH TO SEE HER /SIT NEXT TO BOSSES" AND EVERYONE STARTS THROWING OUT HAHA'S AND LOL SO FUNNY'S WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. SITTING IS DOING NO DPS SO THATS HONESTLY WORSE, AND THATS NOT FUNNY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE ENGAGED, BUT I DID BECAUSE THAT SHIT MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL SO I SAID THAT: "I DONT THINK THATS VERY FUNNY" AND THE WHM ASKED IF I "HAD MY PANTIES IN A TWIST" WHICH...NO, I DONT. FIRST OF ALL, THEY'RE SWIMSUIT BOTTOMS (hot boi summer glam, y'know?) AND SECOND, I JUST DONT THINK BRAGGING TO YOUR PARTY THAT WE HAVE TO CARRY YOUR LAZY ASS THROUGH THIS FIGHT WITH NO PARTICIPATION IS FUNNY. GLOATING THAT YOU REFUSE TO DO THE BARE MINIMUM OF PRESSING YOUR GLARE/STONE BUTTON EVERY 2-POINT-WHATEVER SECONDS OR TOPPING OFF PEOPLE WHEN THEY NEED IT IS SHITTY AND RUDE AND I HAPPILY ADDED THAT WHM TO MY BLACKLIST. I CHOSE NOT TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE NOT WORTH IT, BUT FUCK MAN IN THE SAME NIGHT FOR A DIFFERENT ALEXANDER RAID I HAD A DIFFERENT WHM REFUSING TO HEAL PEOPLE FOR TAKING DAMAGE FROM THE FIRE BALLS (sorry, I don't remember the names of things) WHEN A SPROUT NEW TO THE FIGHT DIED HE REFUSED TO REZ BECAUSE THEY WERE "SLOPPY." LIKE DUDE, COME ON. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAL INEVITABLE AND SOMETIMES UNAVOIDABLE DAMAGE, DON'T PLAY HEALER. ALSO, IT'S NORMAL CONTENT, SO PULL YOUR STAFF OUT OF YOUR ASS AND STOP PUNISHING PEOPLE FOR NOT BEING PERFECT AT LEAST I HAVE MY WHM RELIC NOW... BUT UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE 3 OTHER CLASSES I ALSO WANT THE RELIC FOR


cssmith2011cs

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST CLASS OR LAST CLASS TO 80. STOP NOT DOING SHIT IN DUNGEONS. I USE ACT, I CAN SEE YOU AUTOATTCKING, YOU LOW DPS FUCK. AND WHY IS IT ALWAYS A GOD DAMN SAMUARI AND A BLM THAT DO IT? MY HEALER BUDDY AND ME AS TANK ARE TOP DPS. FUCK OFF.


MightionNY

LISTEN, YOU DARNED SPROUTS DOING LOTA AND SYRCUS TOWER FOR THE FIRST TIME... IF THE KIND, BENEVOLENT, PATIENT, NURTURING HEALER SUDDENLY YANKS YOU BEHIND A LARGE ROCK **WHERE THE REST OF THE RAID IS GATHERED,** YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAY THERE INSTEAD OF RUNNING RIGHT BACK OUT AND GETTING ATOMIZED BY THE BOSS'S ATTACK.


Vazeel

ARR RELIC IS TORTURE! 9 BOOKS OF ENEMIES, DUNGEONS, FATES, AND LEVES ALL IN THE SAME AREAS?! MAYBE THE REJOINING AIN'T SO BAD...


legacymedia92

BOOKS ARE STRAIGHT UP NOT FUN. I'VE SINCE THIS THREAD'S INCEPTION YELLED ABOUT THE UMBRITE STEP (***FUCK^THE^UMBRITE^STEP***) BUT I'D RATHER DO AN UNNERFED UMBRITE WITH RNG SCREWING ME FOR +0 BONUS THE WHOLE TIME THAN DO ANOTHER BOOK STEP.


Undoubtedlyoboe

ALRIGHT, NEXT BOOK. I BET I'LL HAVE TO GO TO COERTHUS, THE NORTH PART OF NORTH SHROUD, SOUTHERN THANALAN, WESTERN LA NOSCEA, AND EAST SHROUD AGAIN.


IrascibleOcelot

At least you can fly? Yay?


legacymedia92

I'm to tired for caps on this one. I know I'm doing deliburm more than any sane person should, but I'm going for EVERY resistance weapon. I've got almost a hundred runs under my belt, and over 50 to go, so it's really obvious when you ain't pulling your weight. For the Love of FUCK, please bring just about any damage action/essence. I understand thinking shell/protect/bubble is going to be useful, but it's worthless. At least do your rotation! there's no excuse for being below 1K dps as a black mage. Sincerely: Someone who is tired of dealing more DPS than 8-12 people every time.


Orgell_Evaan

NOTHING MAKES YOUR RUN QUITE LIKE LOADING IN, SEEING THE POT ANIMATION ON EVERYONE IN YOUR PARTY, LOOKING AT THE BAR, AND SEEING SIX OF THEM WITH 'BEAST'.


KianaWolf

I'VE HAD THAT. ONLY REPLACE "BEAST" WITH "VETERAN / PLATEBEARER." ON RANK 25S. CUE 4+ PARTY MEMBERS DYING TO DOOM BEFORE THE FIRST HIDE-BEHIND-WALLS MOVE. ALSO, YA'LL KNOW PURES ARE OP AS HECK ON NORMAL, RIGHT? I HAD A PARTY WITH NO HEALER OR CURE IV SPAMMER ONCE, AS DRAGOON. SECOND WIND AND BLOODBATH OCCASIONALLY KEPT ME ALIVE THE WHOLE TIME. DIDN'T EVEN NEED A SINGLE RESISTANCE POTION! HECK, I'VE EVEN *TANKED ENTIRE BOSSES* WITH A DUELIST. NEVER LOST AGGRO, ONLY CAME CLOSE TO DEATH ON PENULTIMATE AND LAST BOSSES FROM THE TANK BUSTERS, AND EVEN THAT WAS JUST FROM ACCUMULATED SCRATCH DAMAGE BECAUSE THE WHM NEVER CAST REGEN THE WHOLE RUN.


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Last goodbye before ahead to Endwalker... **SCREE**


Incredibledamage

SO SICK OF PEOPLE NOT PUTTING IN ANY EFFORT, DR RUNS WITH SUPER LOW DPS PEOPLE NOT EVEN TRYING JUST WANTING CARRY, PVP MORONS CAN'T DO OBJECTIVES AND JUST FEED ENEMY KILLS, ALLIANCE RAIDS TAKE LONGER THAN EVER JUST NO DPS OUTPUT. PLEASE FUCKING TRY FOR THE LOVE OF HYDAELYN. JUST TRY. STOP BEING LAZY ASSHOLES.


Deschel1

USE ESSENCES IN DR NO, NOT BREATHTAKER


legendofrogamers1968

I WANNA TRY MORE JOBS BUT I CAN'T STAND FARMING FATES IN THE 1-14 LEVELS RANGE. ALSO I JUST DISCOVERED SQUADRONS SO THAT SHOULD MAKE THINGS EASIER FOR DPS, BUT FARMING EALRY LEVEL FATES IS ANNOYING


originstorie

Hunting log Experience definitely help that 1-14 grind, as well as Levequests!


Anon419420

ITS A LEVEL 80 EXPERT ROULETTE! WHY ARE YOU SINGLE PULLING TRASH MOBS AND NOT USING AOE!? IS IT A BOOSTER BOUGHT WOW THING OR SOMETHING JUST PLEASE FOR GODS SAKE WALL TO WALL YOURE LEVEL 80! AND USE YOUR DAMAGE MITIGATIONS! THESE LAST FEW WEEKS HAVE BEEN HORRENDOUS FOR DAILIES! HOW THE HELL ARE YALL TAKING THAT MUCH DAMAGE WHEN YOURE ONLY PULLING 3 MOBS EVERY 2 MINUTES!


ItsNoBigIdea

I'M NOT REALLY MAD, JUST NEED TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST. IM A SPROUT WHITE MAGE. UNLOCKED SOME NEW SKILLS THE OTHER DAY SO I HAD TO REARRANGE THE BAR. DID A DUNGEON, MY WHOLE TEAM DIED BECAUSE I COULDNT REMEMBER THE SKILL PLACEMENT FAST ENOUGH. TO THAT TEAM, IM SO SORRY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE AND TO THAT DUNGEON WITH THE BIG DUDE THAT KNOCKS YOU OFF THE PLATFORM, I HATE YOU SO MUCH. AND IM SORRY TO MY TEAM THAT I FELL OFF. THANK YOU FOR BEING PATIENT AND EXPLAINING IT TO ME