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Please enlighten the people on what they're missing.

Please enlighten the people on what they're missing.

Kyte_115

House Party


anthonyjr2

After I saw Game Grumps play this I ended up buying it, sometimes I’ll just walk around the party enjoying the vibes. Great game.


JBoogie22

How's it goin Dood. Stayin away from the alcohol?


anthonyjr2

I say this to my friends constantly but no one knows what I’m referencing. I do it anyway


Buckeye9715

Lollipop Chainsaw


Joshua_the_Hutt

There was an achievement called "I swear! I did it by mistake!" for trying to look up her skirt. Bet a lot of people felt caught when they got it.


MarsupialRage

I learned about the achievement first then tried it to get the achievement. Was surprisingly difficult to get the camera angle right for the achievement to pop


ExpertlyStupid

There's a similar achievement in NieR: Automata


Omegamanthethird

I tried for a few minutes and decided I'm not spending any more time on that achievement.


res30stupid

There's two of them. In the first one, you need to peak up 2B's skirt 10 times in a row (to stop you from popping it by accident), the second is that you need to run around with 9S naked for 10 minutes.


It_Happens_Today

Didn't hurt that the main character was voiced by Tara Strong, the voice of literally every female animated character I grew up with.


doorknobopener

I told myself I'd buy this game as soon as it was less than $20 on Xbox 360 after I saw the Ash (Evil Dead) skin you could get. I never did.


sh1mba

Dead or alive beach volleyball


Crizznik

When I was in high school, I went to a LAN party where someone had a modded Xbox, and in that modded Xbox was a modded version of this game where everyone was naked. It was weird.


Tiks_

My cousin was apart of the group of modders who developed those mods. They had a website called NinjaHacker.net and Tecmo sued them. I would go over his house and he'd be in his room editing the textures or whatever to make the nudity look better. My cousin grew up to be a real weirdo.


TheCasualParry

You gotta admit, being part of a modding team for Xbox in its time is somewhat praisable. I can't imagine how difficult it was to develop mods in a framework like that


The_Bucket_Of_Truth

I remember people custom making codes for custom cheats on Gameshark or Pro Action Replay which I found a bit mind boggling as well.


meow_mix42

When I was young, I used to make custom made finishing moves for “WWF No Mercy”. You could basically combine two or more finishers by previewing a finishing move in one of the menus, and pressing whatever button it was to freeze the game and bring you to the Game Shark (or was it Game Genie) menu, at exactly the moment in the animation you wanted to “splice”. You’d view the Hex code, copy certain values down on a piece of paper. Then, unfreeze the game. Then you’d preview the second finishing move, and do the same thing. Then using GameShark’s hex editor, combine the two moves together. I would go on a forum where we would all basically compete as to who could create the most seamless transitions, the most creative moves, share our creations with eachother, etc. Yeah, I didn’t have too many friends then, but thank you for reminding me of this, it was a very innocent time in my life and I remember enjoying it immensely. Edit: Here’s a video someone made of hacked moves if anyone’s curious: https://youtu.be/Yz0MFk8sjUg


emptyboxblues

I remember this version! A family I babysat for in junior high did this to their Xbox. I was horrified when I realized there was a log that showed I had played it when the kids went to sleep 😂


grimenishi

I cannot judge for I have also partaken in the addicting soundtrack and wonderful gameplay


gordito_delgado

Right? I had this on OG xbox way back then, and once you strip the thick creamy layer of deviancy, the gameplay was quite solid. Sometimes I wished there was an actual non-pervert-themed version of it so you could actually play it with regular people.


DarkReign2011

The first couple games, while thirsty on the surface, were actually quite tame. If the worst thing you have going in your game is girls wearing bikinis, you're doing okay. The gages were genuinely entertaining and fun. Now the third game... That was the point of no return. Posable models, VR features, pole dancing gravure sequences, breakable bathing suits, and an entire business model based on selling more and more bikinis on top of featuring fewer gameplay mechanics, almost no new features, and missing half of the original character roster instead of simply adding the new characters on top of the classics...it's pretty obvious where they chose to focus the third game and it was shameful. Episodic considering how much potential the series has left untapped as a vacation Sim.


CheeseFighter

Well, to be honest, if you are really into beach volleyball and want to play it as a video game, your options are incredibly limited.


wombey12

The only other option I can think of is Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games


ResoluteClover

There was the nes beach volleyball game that was fun 267 years ago https://youtu.be/5RxdLNg0RKg


fidelio6

Genital Jousting


LoboWolfey91

That game rocks


Kapparainen

One of the best party games.


theinfinitgames

Manhunt


vitali101

I remember the day I realized there were different power tiers of stealth kills. Brutal.


KingZogofHongKong

Ha! I remember too. There was that mission that required more severe kills and I was like "wait, there are worse deaths?"


-StupidNameHere-

This is why they used to include manuals. All my kills were 3 tier, except the machete: on 2 strike, he hacks the small of the back, then moderately fast cuts their heads off like an efficient meat chopper, and puts there head on his belt loop for later. You know, distraction? Everything else? 3 star murder!


joe_mason

If plastic bags were such a dangerous weapon we would need to show ID to buy them at supermarkets.


vitali101

I think the bag coupled with the eyes being stabbed out was what made them dangerous.


joe_mason

As you can see, the white execution uses nothing but a flimsy plastic grocery bag to kill a beefy grown man in less than 5 seconds. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvgcuqKpk08](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvgcuqKpk08)


Agonlaire

I remember not knowing about it as a kid until some news report about how violent and awful game it was, next time I got some money I went for it. Pretty sure I wasn't the only kid that got introduced to the game by a news channel


ThatOneGuyHOTS

“This terrible new thing is destroying our kids!” “Hear all about the game at 11.”


Their_Alt_Account

"Are videogames too violent?" "Coming up, we show actual footage of people dying."


TheHappyKamper

This game was so underrated. I only played on PSP, and even on that tiny screen it was very atmospheric. I wish they'd do a decent remaster.


1-800-GANKS

This is also the answer to: 1993 Parents were afraid of letting their kids play Mortal Kombat As were 2003 parents were afraid of letting their kids play:_______


cyclic_poop_quality

That was a damn good game though.


LotsOfButtons

It really was, people were expecting a mindless shock fest and were blindsided by a solid game.


dwardu

Leisure suit Larry Edit: looks like the game is free on indie gala …what a coincidence.


G_Viceroy

Oh yes the adventures of a very blatant chronic masturbator.


TheRiseAndFall

So, Reddit, The Game?


Shiny_Agumon

No this guy actually gets laid from time to time.


Tio_Hector_Salamanca

14 year old me played this and managed to finally get to the final boss chick in a hot tub scene. As I did, here comes my fucking dad who just stands behind me watching the whole scene. Completely ruined it.


blackcompy

*ARE YA WINNING, SON?*


Nick357

My dad walked in and looked at what happened and looked disappointed and walked out.


koi88

I was like 12 when I played it, my English was very bad and the "security questions" (to prove you are over 18) about American politics and exotic sports like baseball (still haven't understood this thing) were a real challenge. But I also ended with a hot chick in a jacuzzi. When I typed "kiss", she opened her mouth to kiss.


JeffCentaur

I have played all of them, many times, even the god awful ones. At one point I made a video showcasing all the ladies of Larry. The team that was remaking the first game in 2006? 2008? Saw it, and hired me to work on the game. I got to go to dinner with Al Lowe, and I have several things signed by him. I was even offered the position of lead writer for the remake of Larry 2 (which never ended up happening). I have no shame for my Larry love, you shouldn't either.


thetastenaughty

That is awesome. I love the LSL series. Did you work on the latest ones?


JeffCentaur

No, those were handled by a different company. My time on Leisure Suit Larry: Reloaded is the entirety of my work in the video game industry.


FatWreckords

Friend of mine has this when we were 12ish and the hardest part was answering the age verification questions about countries, presidents, etc. because either he didn't have internet or there were no search engines (dating myself).


DocInLA

I learned who Spiro Agnew was! (After asking my dad who proceeded to lecture me for 20 minutes about the Nixon administration and how everyone in America was an idiot. “Daaaaadd I’m tryna see pixel-nipples (nixxels?)…can we wrap this up?!”) Game taught me so much…


Nothing_great_again

Did you dad not ask why you needed to know? Or did he assume you were finally working on your education and was proud of you.


j_the_a

It was dad's game. He knew exactly what was going on, and was proud of him.


cheetofoot

This game wound up being educational for me because me and my friend had to spend about an hour looking through an encyclopedia to finally open the game.


Sjelan

I lost the manual for a game back then. The answers to the verification questions were in the manual. I used a hex editor to open up a game file and I found the answers in plain text.


Scoobyrooba

Hiring Manager: So what made you want to start a computer science career? Sjelan: Uhhhhh....


IPityTheStool

There was this video game, and I wanted to *beat it*.


Purplociraptor

See...some people learn research, some learn computer science.


Deep_Grady

It taught me touch type at a very young age too.


hghlnder72

This man is buying a purple cherry flavored extra large ribbed non-lubed condom! "what a pervert!!!"


Lumi5

This, and Kings and Police quests, is how we as 7 year old kids learned english very fast. Mostly this, though.


cockmanderkeen

4 was the best one


DabbingJesus

I played Hatred. That's a game that exists.


_Weyland_

Isn't it a black/white game about some metal looking guy shooting everyone cos he's super pissed or something?


DabbingJesus

Basically


lastvegas

So like postal?


JediGuyB

Most think of the second Postal when they hear it, the goofy game you can pee on people and use a cat silencer. They forget that the original Postal is much more... Edgy.


karock

taking the molotovs to the marching band in postal 1 brought my poor machine to its knees. I was firmly into seconds-per-frame territory.


ESvends

I remeber that game.


TryHardKenichi

I first played Hatred shortly after it came out and had been delisted from most digital store fronts. Bought it from Steam last year, too. Don't have too much time in it as I could never really get used to the controls.


Slymi100

I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator


bjornnsky

Played this as a joke ONE TIME and now my steam recommendations are forever judging me


PM_ME_YOUR_BODY69

Could be worse. Your friend coulda gifted you the VR strip club when they saw you got a VR headset, so Steam never quits recommending sex/hentai games


BeginByLettingGo

Damn! There's so many sex/hentai games. Which ones do you mean, specifically, so I can avoid them?


PM_ME_YOUR_BODY69

Well Mac. Start with Breeders of the Nephilim


HarkTheBark

Ugh that game is weak af. Code Pink is better


Puzzleheaded_Home_23

I love that that game was made by the restaurant as well


Fatmangotmypie

Are we all forgetting the KFC Console? Did that ever happen, or are we all agreeing to pretend it never existed?


Tyrthesemiwise

[According to Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFConsole) it still hasn't been released and nobody knows when it will be, but supposedly its real


eeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeee

Well I hope I can play I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator on it when it comes out.


EwokMafiaBoss

"The signature feature of the device is a proprietary "Chicken Chamber" that can store and warm chicken." what


captainwacky91

I guarantee you the chip shortage kneecapped any further plans for that thing.


Gooooglemale

I think they are called fries in the US…


The_Good_Negro

Old people will remember the "Meet n' Fuck" flash games. Edit: after several edits, I have come to the conclusion that I am the old person!


prolapse_pope

Ah yes, *that part* of Newgrounds.


JWBails

My early fapping days owe a lot to the Mature side of Newgrounds.


harda_toenail

Sim day and night was actually a good game though


Mulletman262

you looked at my balls and for that i shall kill you


DasLeadah

Oh man, the x-ray goggles game, I'd forgotten everything about it


Drithyin

Yo, newgrounds was such a huge deal back in high school. I'm 36 now. That was 20 god damn years ago. And I still remember playing a flash game where you click to stab Harry Potter in the face. It was so dumb.


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DemosthenesKey

Damn, I’m old. But the real question was which was your favorite, and why was it the medieval one?


Creepas5

Don't try and pretend the spaceship one wasn't prime Meet n'fuck Edit: the cruise one is a banger as well


ThePyroPython

Aren't we forgetting the classic cruise ship Meet'n'fuck?


infinite_zeroes

The quizzes ruined that particular game.


anthonyjr2

The entire adult section was my playground


LeManFranz

Guess I’m old then, damn.


OrphanMasher

A YouTube channel call FunHaus used to play a bunch of those kinds of games for jokes while installing random games to play. Absolutely hilarious stuff.


gekki37

Holy shit, this just brought back a flood of memories


P_R_E_D_D_I_T_O_R

Corruption of champions


BlitzScorpio

Strangely enough it’s not a bad text based RPG


Galanodel2012

The NSFW genre honestly has some amazing gems in it: Slavemaker 3 and Jack of nines are amazing management simulators. Better than any vanilla games I can think of off the top of my head. Monster girl quest is the best damn narrative out of any game I've played, period, end of story. It has amazing themes, surprising turns, and genuine emotion that puts AAA games to shame. I've recommended it to anyone that will listen, even if they need to skip the sex scenes. No Haven is a masterwork in what you can accomplish in an outdated engine, managing to turn RAGs of all things into a functional simulation and randomly generated world. Even better, basically all of these games are free because you pretty much can't buy them anywhere. If you're willing to endure some porn and questionable fetishes, there is a lot of interesting ideas floating around in the NSFW space. Shout out to the hypnopics collective, an old school forum with a very active games section where I found a lot of these over the years.


HandHeldHippo

> Questionable Fetishes Bit of an understatement with some of those games. But, I agree.


jethro401

.......orgasm girl, new grounds, I was so young and so blissfully naive as to what I was actually doing in this game. It still haunts me


Beautiful_Emphasis

That game was so fuckin hard.


NeedleInArm

The purple candle really set the mood man. you couldn't beat it without it!


KattaSkrana

Ganguro girl?


R4_____

Huniepop2


Thendofreason

So many people complained that it wasn't as good as the first. First of all it was called Double date. It wasn't a double date, it was just threesomes. Not the same thing


Locksmith_Weekly

Summertime saga


Thendofreason

Never liked how the mc's family all had saggy eye lids. They all looked like they needed sleep. At the same time at least they all looked related for once. Usually the son never looks related to the family


Locksmith_Weekly

Ye but the devs made some redesigns and honestly they look way better and Jenny looks more like a typical stepsis in p hub


Locksmith_Weekly

The fact that im getting tons of upvotes tells me what a good amount of y'all are doing during the pandemic


MouseTrapSpecial

Thank goodness someone said it first so I can just upvote it


frankpolly

A man of culture I see


distractedhighperson

BMXXX


Trapnasty1106

Lol my parents got me that game when I was like 11 guessing they just grabbed it at a garage sale or something without really ever looking at what the game actually was


Robertwolfgang

Password "champagne" played a video of an actual stripper stripping. My older brother typed it in the first time. When he left I remember calling my mom at work to ask her how to spell it. EDIT: https://youtu.be/0yKJr9CZ5cw


number60882

Wow I had that game. Didn't remember it exists for the last 15 years.


ryguygoesawry

I was a tester for that game! The core testers got a free trip to Scores in NYC when the game released.


Duttroid

I actually hid this behind other games on my shelf a couple months after I bought it at full price


GhostUnamused_

Random guy on discord always has this game called Succ playing for over 24 hours all the time. Idk what that is but the thumbnail makes it pretty clear that it's a hentai game.


Rowan_Halvel

You can custom set those lol


GhostUnamused_

Ye I know that, but he sent me an as of the game. But deleted it. It looked light those playable light novel games.


Rasty_lv

Playboy mansion game.. Dont ask.


Sinlaire1

I’ll raise you one. Bonetown. The cracked version.


Oystersrckafela

I see yours and raise, "The Guy Game."


joestaff

I remember renting that from Gamefly and staying up over night to beat it.... the game I mean. Got a message from The Heff at the end.


samdeltafoxtrot

Harem Explorer


OcelotOk1744

Oh so you like exploring games, EXPLORER.


vrpornisquitegreat

Custom Order Maid 3d 2(in VR)


Pitch_Exchange

Spank Dora simulator I didn’t play it myself but I watched my friend play it during class


partyethtoon

I think it was like kostaku party i remember it was a vr hentai game i had some fun with my boys in the discord


ManuToledo37

Postal 2


Dark0v

Haha the exact game I had in mind, awesome game. Mission 1: Get milk.


ESvends

Mission: Buy Milk. Me: Shoots people through a cats ass and peeing in the face of cops until they vomit.


uzmike222

Will you sign my petition?


ShartedPants

I love how there are multiple ways to solve the mission. You could actually wait in line.


Sherool

While not very easy, you can beat the entire game [without killing anyone](https://imgur.com/GVh4j9s). It's never a mission critical objective to kill anyone, just get your chores done. There are loads of hostile crazies in your way, but you can just avoid and/or pee on them to get past.


kaden_sotek

My favorite stat: "gallons of piss pissed"


konfuzedmonkee

What other game let's you take a head with a shovel, douse it with gas, set it on fire, smoke catnip and then play hackie sack with a burning head?


ManuToledo37

Or piss in people's mouth, behead them while they're puking and saw the vomit coming out of their necks.


Schemen123

I'm really gonna bust if I don't take a piss immediately!


Hungry_Obligation_89

Being a DIK


frankpolly

Honestly a great game


AnotherAHoleOnReddit

Yeah surprisingly good.


ExplicitDrift

Catherine


SenorAsssHat

Great game! The puzzles sucked hard nuts at times.


Jacktwelve17

Huniepop


kingcool11

That game made me realize trashy, catty girls are my type


Jacktwelve17

So you love Kyu too I see


ayumuuu

>Trashy Audrey >catty ...Momo?


Jacktwelve17

Yeah Audrey did cross my mind too Momo I mean I suppose she quite literally is catty


berserksolidus

I bought Huniepop purely because I watched a YouTuber attempt to play it, only to bare witness to the most smooth-brained, painfully bad attempt at puzzle gaming I had ever seen. I’m not even sexually attracted to women. I felt so bad for that man’s incompetent player character and the poor women he consistently failed easy ass dates with that I had to step in.


DocSpit

Ah, a fellow enjoyer of puzzle games, I see!


JohnnyDarkside

In fairness, it's a really solid puzzle game. With pics of cartoon boobies.


FrostBandido

Jak and Daxter: The lost Frontier


Lloids77

My friends sister was the only one out of all of us to play this game through to the end. We all have beaten the original trilogy multiple times, but she's the only one to give Lost Frontier more than 5 minutes. IMO it wasn't worth it from what I saw her playing lol


Raven_blackash

Russian roulette


timojenbin

5/6. Would recommend.


Raven_blackash

I survived so that’s good


ONCIAPATONCIA

Peeeepsiiiiimaaaaaaan


Jamesyroo

Final Fantasy X-2. Specifically the massage quest


ThisSorrowfulLife

Conkers bad fur day. Still one of the best games I've ever played


RedMageCecil

_I aaaaam, the grrreat mighty pooooo!_


iceland123009

And I'm going to throw my shit at you!


DefiantEmpoleon

A huge supply of tish come from my chocolate starfish!


shroombadger

How about some scat, you little twat???


Amish_Cyberbully

Most original boss theme song ever. The line between genius and madness ran awfully thin that day.


IndifferentSkeptic

My first erection was to a big breasted...sunflower.


Samuris27

"Hello, Conker, care for a bounce?"


its_meme69

i bet many people thought it was a kid's game back then lol


wantondavis

Also some of the best multiplayer games on 64, with all the different game modes. I remember the one map when you enter the bathroom and it automatically puts your gun away and everyone is pissing on each other instead. Genuinely quality MP, hilarious, right up there with goldeneye for me


orthomonas

I spent wayy more time than I care to admit playing the fortress defense mode with the turret gun and teddy bears.


GhostUnamused_

Doki doki


Salakay

Can't judge you because this game screwed me up too for a good few weeks after 2 in-game playthroughs. I went in blind like everyone recommended and the game really whooped me. But seriously, it's always Monica.


LordMcMutton

You didn't finish the title, so I'm going to assume that you're referring to Doki Doki Ragnarok, the viking pillage/dating sim


Salakay

I just realized, OP could've been referring to [Doki Doki Panic](https://youtu.be/NLzfHkGq6Nk).


ReualNathanOnyrian

Hentai Nazi. Yeah, that is a game that exists.


EvilYoshi-_-

Nekopara


TaisteluMato

Runkkupulla


Dark_Wolf04

Sex Vixens from space


Queen-of-Sarasaland

The cheetah sisters on the dsi Only game ive completed 4 times when i was younger


Calone

Porn flash games back in 2008 , judge me weaklings


TheTrub

Flash games in 08? Yeah, I’m judging you.


MegaMinerd

Zelda. Wand of Gamelon.


DewQuack

JFK Reloaded


goodguydolls

Rimworld


Wright2k

What’s your favorite organ to farm?


goodguydolls

The heart is we’re home is


TaiDavis

Rumble Roses


AshenHeir

Futa fix dick dine and dash


Blue_seer45

Senran kagura


WOWeverynameistaken2

League of Legends


BarbarianShower

Definitely the most depraved in this thread, how dare you


matthewmelley

Rise of the Triad. Jazz Jackrabbit. Fucking RuneScape.