Slip 'N Slide
By - Fellamode
But... do you get more sex now? That's the real question.
woah woah buddy, don't get political!
Funniest shit I've ever sen
EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT
By the Gods, this can't be happening
Jesus Christ calm the fuck down
I mean it sounds like he might not have to ask for a while
And if he makes her slip on his tub cum again he might never have to ask again
I know I wood
Wow. That was uh… that was a read.
Im wondering deadass if its real
I have never hoped so much for something to be fake
Yeah I come here for the laughs. But I can't handle reading stuff like this right now.
>read fake and gay degenerate 4chan post
>make based comment
nah 100% fake
1 anon has a wife
2 he cums in the tub???
3 she slips on his cum
4 he posts it on /b/
Anon either knows someone with a brain injury, or has read up on possible symptoms. I'm leaning towards real.
Is cum really that slip?
Seminal fluid is, similar to when women get wet when aroused it acts as a natural lubricant when engaging in intercourse.
Would vaginal fluid make someone slip damn
Yeah, a vagina is a mucus membrane. Vaginal fluid is thicker and slipperier than water, but I would say in my experience, if you had equal amounts of vaginal fluid and semen (both presumably fresh) on the bottom of a tub, you'd be more likely to slip on the semen.
I laughed, i cried, i shat my pants. The whole pallet.
Dick her back to normality anon. Bonus points if she has a seizure while at it and she grips your dick with the strength of an industrial press
>I'm gonna fuck you into a normie
heals her by sex
Chris chan style
Wife can you give me sex
To turn me back to normal?
Actually to live out sick twisted fantasies like a boss
sex time 😎
this because a dude was too afraid to talk about sex wih his wife.
dont do this guys
That, and don't unload somewhere and then leave it I would say.
Yh how hard is it to run the water for like 10 seconds to clean it instead of letting it sit and dry overnight
Just jerk it into the toilet. Fuck.
I know right. Fucking amateurs.
no because then my son comes back as the fucking creature of the black lagoon
Monster son to deal with my enemies? What’s the downside
with how much sperm is in semen i might’ve started an unstoppable army of frighteningly powerful fish men. the downside is i become a dr frankenstein by cooming
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I’m eagerly awaiting the netflix adaptation of your life, fish father.
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Just cum in your mouth bro, 5d chess move
Lol. You know... I never considered that.
Or like nut in the toilet and flush
Its not real
we all know that, no need to tell us
But we need to know just how much of a smart boi he is.
Most people knew
Do you think somebody would do that? Go on the Internet and tell lies?
No why would anyone do that
your not real
IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS
Yes it is damnit! It's real and straight!
talking =/= getting your way
Threatening your wife doesnt count Philip
Now he doesn't have to
Free poon any time and all you do is wipe off the crap
Why the fuck would anon leave the cum? It’s so much harder to clean after it’s been sitting. Anon is a moron who lives like a filth monger, I wouldn’t be surprised if the wife did it on purpose, to escape anon
Because it's not true.
I fucking hope so.
But now she's disabled and must rely on him forever
just enable it in the settings retard
> Try to kill myself to escape gross abusive husband
> Vegetable myself
> Depends on him for the rest of my miserable life
Anon really fucked his wife
Anon did a little trolling.
But not in the way he wanted
Blue balls killed the bitch
At least he called the amberlamps tho
I found the story highly believable up to that point. Amberlamps... hah, anon sure is a silly goose.
That’s what people call it on 4chan
This exact thing happened to my buddy eric
The only thing more fake than this story is you having a friend
It happened, I'm his buddy Eric
Hey Eric... how’s the wife?
How can I believe you? You aren't even real.
You think that’s crazy, get a load of this: I’m not real either
Real: anon doesn't fuck his wife
Straight: anon wanks instead of using a hole used by other men
>fucking this one dude’s wife
>lots of slapping and moaning
>hear door open
>smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene
>must be the virgin again
>he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room
>i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away
>log onto reddit and open r/greentext
>read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her
>think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext
>make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
>Real: anon doesn't fuck his wife
>Straight: anon wanks instead of using a hole used by other men
>chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy
>it’s been a good day
>i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy
>fucking this one dude's wife
Fake: anon has a wife
Gay: anon pleasured a cock
Some people have never jizzed in a bathtub and it shows
What a terrible day to have eyes.I know this is probably fake but the possibility of this happening makes me shiver
Crippled due to her not draining anons balls with sufficient frequency. The Greeks could not come up with something more tragic nor comic.
The guilt from that must be extremely heavy wtf
Not enough braincells to form any thoughts resembling guilt I think
What a terrible day not to have an internet outage.
I'm gonna presume this is fake, like most things on the internet, but that's a horrible made-up story. And by the slim chance it's not made-up, it's even worse!
Artistic works of falsehood and autism.
[Anons Wife’s last words](https://youtu.be/te2klTPtILs)
Untrue and homoerotic
Funny enough, when he said “not even joking” that made me actually believe that this is a real story
Comical enow, at which hour he hath said “not coequal joking” yond madeth me actually believeth yond this is a real story
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If your bathtub is not textured and it's smooth like mine, [buy a tub mat](https://smile.amazon.com/YINENN-Anti-Bacterial-Phthalate-Resistant-Enviromental/dp/B07BSB37SB/). Seriously. I got one after slipping one time and it literally saved my life after almost slipping again.
He didn't have like, one of those grip mats on the bottom of his tub? Sounds like it could potentially happen again if he doesn't get one bruh. But then again, no one on 4chan is married.
Tubthumping by Chumbawamba
I slipped on cum, i cracked my head open
Ain’t no semen gonna bring me down
Idk what anon is, but certainly not a being capable of releasing sperm.
Cum is sticky as fuck and no one in history has or will ever slip on it.
Fake : anon has a wife
Gay : anon touch a penis on a regular bases and that's gay
please be fake please be fake
Defo not getting any more poon now
That's a fucked up read, but definitely fake. I don't think the cum would be that slippery, in 10 minutes it'd be somewhat sticky. Plus, I don't think you'd completely break your skull open from a slip like that (gash in your scalp and/or a fracture, sure) and if she did you'd likely hear a loud nasty thud/cracking sound and not just the slipping, scrambling, and mumbling.
Fake: Anon has a wife
Gay: Anon prefers getting his dick touched by a man rather than talking to a woman
Imagine how pissed her side dude is
Bright side, more sex now, right?
Wow man, that’s harsh
Updoot for calling it amberlamps.
Was kind of expecting her to become pregnant after he said *“later”*
Gotta use cold water to wash that shit off dawg
All part of god’s plan anon.
please be fake
Fake = Anon has a wife
Gay = Anon cums
This shit is radioactive cringe, the type that makes your organs feel like they're melting.
If I wasn't lying down I'd go lie down.
She didn't turn the water on before getting in the shower?
chin up, bro..happens to the best of us
What degenerate blows a wad in the shower? Just do it in the toilet and flush.
i hated reading this
Idk man this makes me feel a little uneasy
That’s final destination tier butterfly effect
Its fake... right?
Anon is peak stupid. Probably had a great wife but was too scared to talk honestly and openly about ongoing issues.
I really hope this is fake
This has to be fake…right?
clean after cumming idiot
This got dark very quickly
Fake: please god let it be fake
Gay: fuck I really hope this is fake
I'm really sorry for her. fker y u gotta leave cum on the tub anyways u filthy bastard.
Fake: Anon has a wife
Gay: He baths in cum
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