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Slip 'N Slide

Slip 'N Slide

truckin4theN8ion

But... do you get more sex now? That's the real question.


69ppmaster

poop


MadeJustToUpvoteMeme

woah.


Dewott56

unbelievable.


Unfair-Homework9276

woah woah buddy, don't get political!


busterlungs

Funniest shit I've ever sen


KarlMark666

EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT


Uncle480

By the Gods, this can't be happening


SumDo0d863

Jesus Christ calm the fuck down


busterlungs

I mean it sounds like he might not have to ask for a while


Michael-53

The fu-


6b86b3ac03c167320d93

And if he makes her slip on his tub cum again he might never have to ask again


oarngebean

I know I wood


Thefourthhorde

Wow. That was uh… that was a read.


angienostra

Im wondering deadass if its real


Ackie1

I have never hoped so much for something to be fake


stonerover

Yeah I come here for the laughs. But I can't handle reading stuff like this right now.


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luiginotcool

>read fake and gay degenerate 4chan post >laugh >make based comment >downvoted Reddit moment


1dontknowhatosay

nah 100% fake 1 anon has a wife 2 he cums in the tub??? 3 she slips on his cum 4 he posts it on /b/


PM_ME_SOME_CURVES

Anon either knows someone with a brain injury, or has read up on possible symptoms. I'm leaning towards real.


angienostra

Is cum really that slip?


NotHyoudouIssei

Seminal fluid is, similar to when women get wet when aroused it acts as a natural lubricant when engaging in intercourse.


angienostra

Would vaginal fluid make someone slip damn


IAmTheAccident

Yeah, a vagina is a mucus membrane. Vaginal fluid is thicker and slipperier than water, but I would say in my experience, if you had equal amounts of vaginal fluid and semen (both presumably fresh) on the bottom of a tub, you'd be more likely to slip on the semen.


HereBecauseBored

I laughed, i cried, i shat my pants. The whole pallet.


param_T_extends_THOT

Dick her back to normality anon. Bonus points if she has a seizure while at it and she grips your dick with the strength of an industrial press


YourLocalSnitch

>I'm gonna fuck you into a normie


SrSwagy

>industrial press Wholesome


The-Archangel-Michea

r/wholesome


Ceme4ka25

r/holesome


ich_bin_groot_

r/beatmymeattoit


HappeeBee

heals her by sex Chris chan style


Hewwy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Dystopian_Dweller

🗿


ich_bin_groot_

Wife can you give me sex To turn me back to normal? Yeeeees Actually to live out sick twisted fantasies like a boss sex time 😎


Dystopian_Dweller

🗿


lego_office_worker

this because a dude was too afraid to talk about sex wih his wife. dont do this guys


Cerenas

That, and don't unload somewhere and then leave it I would say.


PortugeseMagnifico

Yh how hard is it to run the water for like 10 seconds to clean it instead of letting it sit and dry overnight


Palm-o-Granite_Jam

Just jerk it into the toilet. Fuck.


freebirdls

I know right. Fucking amateurs.


papi_chonk

no because then my son comes back as the fucking creature of the black lagoon


chasereece

Monster son to deal with my enemies? What’s the downside


papi_chonk

with how much sperm is in semen i might’ve started an unstoppable army of frighteningly powerful fish men. the downside is i become a dr frankenstein by cooming


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The_SIeepy_Giant

We wanted the coom version. Good bot anyway


chasereece

I’m eagerly awaiting the netflix adaptation of your life, fish father.


papi_chonk

daddy’s home 3: lake adventure starring mark wahlberg, will ferrell, and adam sandler


Rinkashimemo

Just cum in your mouth bro, 5d chess move


Palm-o-Granite_Jam

Lol. You know... I never considered that.


auditechnical21

Or like nut in the toilet and flush


gamersriseup69xd

Its not real


dat_boi_100

we all know that, no need to tell us


sdrawkcabsihtetorW

But we need to know just how much of a smart boi he is.


gamersriseup69xd

Most people knew


misterpickles69

Do you think somebody would do that? Go on the Internet and tell lies?


gamersriseup69xd

No why would anyone do that


lego_office_worker

your not real


gamersriseup69xd

IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS


freebirdls

Yes it is damnit! It's real and straight!


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lego_office_worker

talking =/= getting your way


WeeTheDuck

Threatening your wife doesnt count Philip


illpoopinyourmouth

Now he doesn't have to Free poon any time and all you do is wipe off the crap


AbduleShabbar

Why the fuck would anon leave the cum? It’s so much harder to clean after it’s been sitting. Anon is a moron who lives like a filth monger, I wouldn’t be surprised if the wife did it on purpose, to escape anon


KanaHemmo

Because it's not true.


Endobich

I fucking hope so.


LLCMF

But now she's disabled and must rely on him forever


skwbw

just enable it in the settings retard


OkNowThatsEpicOwO

> Try to kill myself to escape gross abusive husband > Vegetable myself > Depends on him for the rest of my miserable life


stocktonsmemes

Anon really fucked his wife


BeingOfBecoming

Anon did a little trolling.


NordicHorde

But not in the way he wanted


ShizzelDiDizzel

Blue balls killed the bitch


ApacheMaton

At least he called the amberlamps tho


rongvk83

I found the story highly believable up to that point. Amberlamps... hah, anon sure is a silly goose.


BlueButYou

That’s what people call it on 4chan


Initial-Restaurant22

This exact thing happened to my buddy eric


sleazypea

The only thing more fake than this story is you having a friend


sharpnoise

It happened, I'm his buddy Eric


SolarTortality

Hey Eric... how’s the wife?


sleazypea

How can I believe you? You aren't even real.


[deleted]

You think that’s crazy, get a load of this: I’m not real either


GuessImScrewed

Real: anon doesn't fuck his wife Straight: anon wanks instead of using a hole used by other men


ChadBot2000

>be me >fucking this one dude’s wife >lots of slapping and moaning >hear door open >smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene >must be the virgin again >he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room >i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away >log onto reddit and open r/greentext >read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her >think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext >make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section >Real: anon doesn't fuck his wife >Straight: anon wanks instead of using a hole used by other men >chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy >it’s been a good day >i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy


gr4vitycamilla

>be me >fucking this one dude's wife probably Anon's


ApplyDirectlyToPenis

Fake: anon has a wife Gay: anon pleasured a cock


LenorePropertyLLC

Relateable.


WildThing223

But how?


gravitydood

Some people have never jizzed in a bathtub and it shows


Martyrmo

What a terrible day to have eyes.I know this is probably fake but the possibility of this happening makes me shiver


DRGHumanResources

Crippled due to her not draining anons balls with sufficient frequency. The Greeks could not come up with something more tragic nor comic.


Fardion

The guilt from that must be extremely heavy wtf


xSarcasticBritx

Not enough braincells to form any thoughts resembling guilt I think


[deleted]

What a terrible day not to have an internet outage.


Piritosh

Holy fuck


Ni0M

I'm gonna presume this is fake, like most things on the internet, but that's a horrible made-up story. And by the slim chance it's not made-up, it's even worse!


MintyTuna2013

Artistic works of falsehood and autism.


DragXom

Kek


TheZesyr

[Anons Wife’s last words](https://youtu.be/te2klTPtILs)


fridge13

Untrue and homoerotic


Thatotaku123

Funny enough, when he said “not even joking” that made me actually believe that this is a real story


Shakespeare-Bot

Comical enow, at which hour he hath said “not coequal joking” yond madeth me actually believeth yond this is a real story *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


hydrauwu

amberlamps


windowpuncher

If your bathtub is not textured and it's smooth like mine, [buy a tub mat](https://smile.amazon.com/YINENN-Anti-Bacterial-Phthalate-Resistant-Enviromental/dp/B07BSB37SB/). Seriously. I got one after slipping one time and it literally saved my life after almost slipping again.


Pushing_Miklo

He didn't have like, one of those grip mats on the bottom of his tub? Sounds like it could potentially happen again if he doesn't get one bruh. But then again, no one on 4chan is married.


Maine_SwampMan

Tubthumping by Chumbawamba


Attention_Some

I slipped on cum, i cracked my head open Ain’t no semen gonna bring me down


rickjames_experience

that's fuuuucked


eXXaXion

Idk what anon is, but certainly not a being capable of releasing sperm. Cum is sticky as fuck and no one in history has or will ever slip on it.


Ayfais

Fake : anon has a wife Gay : anon touch a penis on a regular bases and that's gay


SquidKnightXG

please be fake please be fake


pleaseeatsomeshit

Defo not getting any more poon now


Ring_Moist

That's a fucked up read, but definitely fake. I don't think the cum would be that slippery, in 10 minutes it'd be somewhat sticky. Plus, I don't think you'd completely break your skull open from a slip like that (gash in your scalp and/or a fracture, sure) and if she did you'd likely hear a loud nasty thud/cracking sound and not just the slipping, scrambling, and mumbling.


deathmyself

Fake: Anon has a wife Gay: Anon prefers getting his dick touched by a man rather than talking to a woman


HippiJ0e

Imagine how pissed her side dude is


BigYonsan

Bright side, more sex now, right?


NoFerret8750

Wow man, that’s harsh


doghome107

"Amberlamps"


SonofSamSJF

Updoot for calling it amberlamps.


ibuprofencompactor

Was kind of expecting her to become pregnant after he said *“later”*


ApplyDirectlyToPenis

Gotta use cold water to wash that shit off dawg


Long-Refrigerator-75

All part of god’s plan anon.


The_Vettel

please be fake


MemeMastAssBlast

Fake = Anon has a wife Gay = Anon cums


Formlessmite

This shit is radioactive cringe, the type that makes your organs feel like they're melting. If I wasn't lying down I'd go lie down.


okegameg

She didn't turn the water on before getting in the shower?


ctwice89

chin up, bro..happens to the best of us


camerontbelt

What degenerate blows a wad in the shower? Just do it in the toilet and flush.


honbeee

i hated reading this


GeorgeWallaceDEM

Idk man this makes me feel a little uneasy


Yeetrii

That’s final destination tier butterfly effect


graysid

Its fake... right?


[deleted]

Amberlamps kek.


ak47bossness

Anon is peak stupid. Probably had a great wife but was too scared to talk honestly and openly about ongoing issues.


Snowticker

Amberlamps 🚑


viky109

I really hope this is fake


IlIlIlIIIIIlIIIlI

This has to be fake…right?


Topkekx13

clean after cumming idiot


LoudFartsDuringSex

This got dark very quickly


Slot_lord111

Fake: please god let it be fake Gay: fuck I really hope this is fake


llllLllll4444

I'm really sorry for her. fker y u gotta leave cum on the tub anyways u filthy bastard.


Kilobytez95

Literally wtf


safe_elephant

r/thathappened


TheSkylined

Fake: Anon has a wife Gay: He baths in cum


Gorodgovey

Prepare for the fucking bot to come in and do the same joke that hasnt been funny for months


GuessImScrewed

Found the unfunny bot who makes the same complaint that hasn't been relevant ever


Gorodgovey

Likes anime, opinion is immediately irrelevent


GuessImScrewed

Likes cock opinion is immediately gay


SolarTortality

Tendiebot is a cultural icon