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I've never had npc's like this before

I've never had npc's like this before

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OdaSamurai

The shit that REALLY gets me mad is the NPCs perfect aim at destroying your car with submachineguns "pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew"


Migol-16

Every NPC in this game has a damn aimbot.


xX-RUNS-Xx

When you're doing a heist prep or something and there's a NPC-buzzard coming after you💀. First it lazers you out of your own helicopter or something. Then when you've respawned (and your helicopter exploded cuz there was no pilot anymore), you spawn in a deadass place with no car or whatsoever. So the buzzard that was after you decides to lazer you and now you're stuck there and you failed the heist prep.


bthaanku

It hurts to see this, I would've gotten out of the damn car and blown up every god damn npc within a 2 mile radius.


Itachiispain

would've blown my own car as well


ALM0NSTER08

I would've blown up my personal vehicle too.


Blacklightrising

dm me, Ill run casino for you later. Why the down-votes lmao, I'm offering to give him money via a casino run. The fuck.


WhiteWazza

Can’t help some people


Blacklightrising

I.K.R J.F.C


Woody_28

Chittichitti bang bang


jrbump

You look 30.


Peter_Polio

hello my fellow young people


ahleb88

Lil young thundercats


jrbump

LET THE GUN GO OFF!


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jrbump

Ain’t gon’ be no fuckin’ tonight.


K3ngCrbst3r

And this is why I call bullshit when people say its random and they don't try and hit you.


NoobGamer87

Pretty sure they are scripted to crash with our vehicle


K3ngCrbst3r

they have to be I was on a 3 or 4 lane highway no median and some NPC came across all 3-4 lanes and crashed into me, I was just driving around and had no cops on me and no explosions or gun fire was going on. Just an every day drive until Joker got behind the wheel.


NoobGamer87

Some NPC cars will be waiting at sub roads to crash as we reach there. I saw such an incident while on a MK2 following my friend doing cargo mission


thisaintworking_-_

I would've but I spent a ton of money on stuff prior to this so I only had 6k and couldn't really waste it


MadScientist2010

What system are you on? We can do a island heist if you need cash


thisaintworking_-_

I'm on an alt account so I don't need money but I appreciate the offer though


MadScientist2010

Welcome, I have accounts on both ps4 and xbox one and the sub on both.


Dead-HC-Taco

Facts. OP has some patience


chris95rx7500

"and I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling npc's"


OdaSamurai

"Haha, minigun go brrrrrrrrrrrrr"


pyrorem

They're programmed to be extra stupid in vehicle cargo missions and it sucks


Accomplished_Fly122

Stupid is not right word, it's a Calculated move by rockstar


ApdoSmurf

I'm pretty sure they act stupid when they hear gunshots


Data-McBits

Gunfire triggers the AI *Absolute Freak-Out Mode.* It's not stupid so much as what Rockstar thinks extreme panic would look like. Remember everything is exaggerated in GTA world.


DarkbladeR89

Nah, it is not exaggerated. If you watch a video of someone entering the "blackout" level of stress, they forget how to do basic things like opening doors or closing them, etc.


SlimC05

Some of them also follow road rules… they just suck at executing it.


Might_be_deleted

They stop at green lights


DarkbladeR89

Lights are not sync'd in GTA Online. When the NPCs stop it is supposed to be red.


m0rden

They're not, they're driving crazy because bullets are flying around. If OP just parked and killed the 3 waves of ennemies none of this would happen. The theory of npc programmed to drive stupid is a myth. I never get damage on my cars during import/export and i've done a shitload of them.


atubis

It’s not a myth. I’ve played this game for years, you can’t tell me or countless other players who know this otherwise. It happens so damn often bullets flying or not.


Tooj_Mudiqkh

They're not programmed to drive stupid: They're programmed to get in the way.


jackthomsett

There is always a maximum of 4 waves of NPC attackers when sourcing (and selling in solo public lobbys) Easiest solution is to pull over as soon as they spawn in and kill all 4 waves. Then finish your drive with no crazy NPC’s or threats. It helps to watch the mini map so as soon as they spawn in you can park the car safely and get away from it. They’re after you not the car. 😊


mcscusemebitchass

it wasn’t the NPC’s who are designed to chase you. it was the NPC traffic purposefully driving into the player for no reason


pizzakill69

Yes and no, they are so aggro because of all the bullets flying


mcscusemebitchass

yeah that is true but i’ve never seen it this bad before. especially just after they get spun out from the white sultan


sentientfartcloud

Whenever I feel like exporting, I have camp spots that cause the Sultans to spawn as soon as I park.


ExternalWrong1990

I would suppose the hail of bullets had something to do with their freak out. Maybe not the cause, but it surely didn’t help.


Krio_LoveInc

yes, NPCs drive normally when there's nobody shooting at you.


Revolarat

Not sure why you’re getting down voted. Kill 4 waves of hostile npc’s and then the drive back is relatively safe


Krio_LoveInc

idk, perhaps other people had it different, but in my experience the AI divers only go crazy when someone is chasing and shooting at you. I try to use Cargobob for I/E most of the time so enemy NPCs don't bother me that much.


olmeu

The problem is not that they go crazy, its when they porpusely ran into you and make you crash, in some cases they even go the wrong side of the lane to crash into you


Krio_LoveInc

and in my experience that never happens if no one is chasing you or shooting nearby. who knows, maybe on consoles it's different. I'm on PC with 3000+ hours and 40+ millions from I/E sales.


ExternalWrong1990

I would say they are avoiding and responding the blue car shooting at the Player. I think we are looking at this backwards. The player seems to be getting in the way of the fleeing NPCs. I don’t think they were freaking out. All seems normal in Los Santos lol.


Krio_LoveInc

indeed, all is relative ;)


jerrythecactus

It's like their panicked swerving is slowly becoming deliberate ramming.


_VXLKRYE666_

they are progreammed todo this, also ust get a cargobob


MrJbandzMMG

Until u suddenly hear tri tri tri tri and see a oppressor shoot out of the clouds


Dontscrewup99

This, if you’re not using a cargobob you’re doing it wrong. I understand you’re not very liquid right now. Just do crates until you have enough to buy it the Cargobob is like 1.8 mill. Good luck.


Lightofmine

Crates sucks but this man is right. I used to grind the VIP mission quests with the little bird helicopter


nooneknowswerealldog

To add to this, don't convert your Cargobob to a personal version: use the Pegasus. Hook doesn't always work right on the personal version.


MadScientist2010

I never use a cargobobo for this. You drive to the first point where the NPCs spawn get out move away from the car blow them up, move your car up a little let the next spawn get out there's only 3 waves. From there its a nice easy drive.


You_Crazy

Pro tip right here. There’s a couple other missions where I do this too. One of the cayo Perico mission (I think the laser) I just let the four waves of enemy cars spawn before I land to pick it up.


MadScientist2010

Yeah the plasma cutter, do that one to. A couple other options are use an APC and drive right through it then back to your sub (you don't have to get out to pick it up), or a night shark and by the time your in your dingy you are not being shot at anymore. Edit: you can also do this with taking 0 damage using the Toreador fully upgraded. I just did this one about 2 minutes ago.


You_Crazy

The APC tip is brilliant. Im trying that one next!


MadScientist2010

Another pro tip, if you are doing the casino heist prep mission where you have to get the vault explosives off the sea floor. Take out they guys at the dock only then spawn the mini sub that stores in your sub and just use that if you have a team they just get out an in and you can stay in the sub to pick it up.(Edit unlike the sub that is usually there yours can hole 4 people and take a nightshark or kruma there for escape.) Also on island disruption missions use the guided missile in the sub on the air support and weapons.


OneOutOfSevenBillion

Or one cayo heist if you have the kosatka already


_Sasquat_

> This, if you’re not using a cargobob you’re doing it wrong. If you're using a Cargobob, you wasted your money and are more in the hole than you realize.


DarkbladeR89

Spend 1.8 on meager money or spend 2.2 on Kotsaka and never worry about money again.


AssassinsOuid

Is cargobob faster than just driving? I have one but never use it cause it feels slow and boring compared to just doing the drive


_VXLKRYE666_

no, its faster and safer


raitchison

In almost all cases yes.


Doomtoallfoes

It saves it from npc drivers. Not npcs with guns.


_VXLKRYE666_

fly nigher thats all


ALM0NSTER08

That's assuming I can afford one


cazycameron

Fuckin hell man that felt personal lol


Ant-Craft

Oof, you were getting bullied badly by them! Not sure I'll be doing vehicle cargo this week even with the 2x$. I just can't stand those NPCs XD


Doomtoallfoes

Wait its 2x vehicle cargo this week


Ant-Craft

It is indeed. Double money for vehicle cargo sell missions, as well as double money for VIP work. May not be doing the former this week, but I’ll sure be doing the latter a lot this week.


Doomtoallfoes

TIME TO SELL MY ENTIRE WAREHOUSE OF CARS!


intravenousTHC

Or you can just kill the 8 cars that show up before driving the car. They don't keep spawning... Fyi


GET_SOME_HELP_

Rockstar purposely programmed the drivers (during car imports) to drive more recklessly and try to get the player to wreck the car


Small_Can_1612

Lmao they’re going crazy 😂😂😂


thisaintworking_-_

Yeah the rain definitely didn't help


Napalm_Death1989

i'm surprised you didn't kill them first


Kyoroth

This is what happens when they hear gunshots


IXxThePainxXI

bad driver


davidfavorite

Pro tip, collect the car and immediately park it somewhere safe. Wait for the enemy npcs to attack you and kill them all. They come in finite waves so when you killed them all take an easy ride home


JoanieTightLips

Also the gun shots make them go nuts. I remember this one contact mission where they would come at you on bikes. It was a small two lane road. Just hide behind your own vehicle and start shooting into traffic. They would take out the bikes, trying to flee from the gun fight.


EkinPolarBear

There actually several videos proving they intentionally drive into you


Krio_LoveInc

source?


EkinPolarBear

I'll try to find the video


a_____p

Six hours, and the so-called Ms Baker simp is still searching... Searching for what, might you ask? Well it's quite a simple story, really- The ms Baker simp is searching... Searching for... THE SAUCE


Tyrayner

wtf


Tejfel01

Time to commit npc genocide


lilreikis

This is painful to watch but at the same time its funny


jack9157

Those NPC’s woke up that day and choice violence


Goombhabwey

*Straight up fuckery*


12BlackRainb0ws

this is painful to watch omg


PsychologicalFox8141

Peace was never an option


Merc931

Special Cargo is the most boring thing I've ever done in this game. Vehicle Cargo is the most **infuriating**.


Scubas_throwaway

Whenever programmed NPCs to do this more often during I/E missions AND added people chasing you to destroy your car, I wish you a very pleasant go fuck yourself


Markz1337

Have you been to LA, this is how we drive!!! /s


WNClivin

W...T...F...


TheMCTroller

Dude you're lucky they didnt turn into oncoming traffic like they do to me.


British_Wolverine

Input Title


korbendallas35

Fuckin NPC’s constantly wait until you’re passing to turn right into you and it drives me up the wall (literally).


JXHNWlCK

The more money you make the more the NPCs do this kind of shit. It's like the games knows you are making a shitload of money and wants to put an end to it as subtle as possible.


Might_be_deleted

Fuck the rich


freshly_bussid_nut

Progen Tyrus <3


i_t_d

my favourite handling car in game. I/E missions made me fell in love with it that much that I bought it without waiting for discount


Sean_Kyle

NPC's always go ape shit when there's gunfire. The idea that this is coded in specifically for I/E is hilarious.


Dontscrewup99

Directed by... 🤔


Nichiku

Had a good laugh on this :D


misunderstandingit

Riot Mode


bruggernaut16

When I say I laughed my ass off... just know I’m laughing with you. Not at you. That had to be infuriating!


personableplant

Literally would've just turned my console off and went to bed.


K3ngCrbst3r

Doesnt that spoiler get caught on everything?


masterwayne10101

it is not the fault of gangsters shooting around them from the cars.. not at all


SoyTurner

I'm crying


Bandit_Raider

Ah yes vehicle cargo pinball, our worst nightmare


Slippytoe

That was funny as fuck


TheThemePark

This is exactly why I bought the Murrieta Heights warehouse. Every time I sell, I just drive up the hill and across the ridge, until the NPCs spawn. Then I park on the slope opposite from them, and go down and kill all 4 waves.


Motor-Reach274

Lmao


chris95rx7500

you would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling npc's


TheThemePark

And the Great Dane. :D


Sticky32

Look on the bright side, you don't have to pay the repair cost if you are completely broke since you can't go into debt.


gg_kiddo13

shit genuinely makes me so fucking mad


RaeR15

I would turn the fucking game off at that point


p3dantic87

Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!


joneezavala

I'm blowing up the car and starting again tbh


Techbizio

Russia rush hour


gurch1

Got violated out on these streets


Masuj_Dzika

npc together strong


Clay_haten

You didn't get touched once by the npcs who were actually trying to kill you


Affectionate-Tie-212

And this is why we all hate npc's. Not me tho, I can just fly over with my bike.


Martyisawesome

James Franco: "First time?"


Wolfe22_

Fucking hate the NPCs during import export I might just have my friend drive ahead of me with the phantom wedge and my other friend use his ramp car cause I'd kill myself if this happened


Solidus-316

What can men do against such hate?


thewonderxo

I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME SO MUCH NOW BECAUSE OF ALL THE BULLSHIT R* BEEN ADDING OVER THE YEARS! THEY REALLY HATE THEIR FANS CUS THE SHIT BE MAKING 0 SENSE IN THIS GAME NOW! (Yes it had to be in caps)


iBacklogged4Life

What happens when you are in a solo lobby, oh yea and when you can’t drive…


PreviousPassenger199

DAAAAAAMMNN


zeeksmab

Must be x2 money import/export week


alt_6_alt_6

r/softwaregore to whoever made the NPCs do this shit


Jahrmit

what are you talking about this is classic gta


Rontsu05

Well you see, rockstar amped up the npc intetonally ramming to 11


Kartacos

First time?


[deleted]

Feel like every NPC is just out to ram you whenever you are getting shot at.


bitteryoungin13

Bro thats normal to me


cbj1701

I get them all the time on xbox it's as if they just get a brain fart and forget how to drive their damn cars...🙄🙄🙄


jordanhess_20

Pretty sure they’re programmed to do that😅 I’ve had my fair share of this happen to me. Lots of yelling. And a broken controller. But that was a few years back


StopDropAndShowAnus

Laying on that horn out of pure frustration. Holy shit this was annoying and hilarious to watch.


Lex-the-Pikachu

Npcs tend to go like that if another player has spooked them


hrthxxk

Aaahhhh! It hurts..!


TheGeorger

wow! it's like something from a DarkViperAU video lol


RyvalHEX

I can tell you don’t race because this looks like the standard start to any race lol


thisaintworking_-_

I have 1.8k race wins actually but yes the resemblance is inccany now that you point it out lmao


nevrthatserious

You got sooooo much god damn patience bruh i would’ve disconnected my whole tv and system 😂


thisaintworking_-_

😂 After a couple of crashes I as was curious as to what the fuck was going on so I endured


thaCh0sen0ne

the first crash would have been easy to avoid but damn't thats some bad luck with the scripted AI


grabbingcabbage

Destroy the blue karumas first. They are not an infinite spawn.


antonybolony

they are coded to run into you in missions


HotImagination7634

Bro,this is why I love flying in my Deluxo or just flying in general,because nps can just be dicks sometimes.


thisaintworking_-_

Yeah but bit I'm doing vehicle cargo


Smelcome

they only send 4 cars maximum after you trigger the "chase". get out of the car, leave it off to the side and take cover. kill the attackers then you can drive to the spot without NPCs making other NPCs freak out with gunshots


g-waz00

Yep. I usually use my Kuruma. I’ll take the stolen car, trigger the chase, drive back to the Kuruma, hop in and take care of the attackers, calmly drive the stolen car to the warehouse.


rhodsame1986

I feel like npcs are getting way more rough lately


Unrelenting_Royal

Straight up every time my gf does one solo this is how it goes for her. So dumb


MrAero250

Rockstar programmed them to go crazy during sell missions like this.


Astrapionte

No way it ain't rigged af


iiBenJammin

Never? You must be new to the car sales industry here in Los Santos. Welcome.


thisaintworking_-_

I've had them bad just not this bad


GTAngz

Here’s a hint: the games rigged.


Called_end

Import/Export is rigged


Giacky456

If you have less money than the repairs requires you won’t pay at all


Doomtoallfoes

They do that in regular online it's just worse during import export


BoredatWork262626

This is the whole reason I don’t sell cars anymore. I would have lost my mind if I were you lol


thisaintworking_-_

I want selling it was sourcing


_zayron_

Never seen something like this, even in pvp races.


whatheSuck

btw i like this car very much in real life and gta


XlAG_

Annoying af


pasenast

Seems like normal L.A. traffic to me. lol


raitchison

As a Cargobob aficionado that was painful to watch.


thatdanield

Guys what the hell happened to reddit mobile


botersaus

Input Title must be a really good director!! This video was awesome


Ghostbuster_119

When transporting cars i go off Matrix rules. Everyone is an agent just waiting to activate.


thisaintworking_-_

I've don't hundreds of sources and sells I've just never had them that bad before


epicgangweedmoment

*first time?*


loitesayba

i would’ve either obliterate every npc i see the second i get out the car or order a new controller because i just absolutely destroyed the one im holding


NotSlumpSki

You guys must have bought an offbrand version or something because the npcs on my game are perfect


Dorlando_Calrissian

You’ve never done the bank job?


Bigbabychips69

Exactly why I no longer run I\\E. That me EVERY DAMN TIME! I've been playing since original launch and am not a crap driver, either.


netechkyle

When they do this just point a gun at them, and they scatter, don't even need to shoot.


shittats

Input Title is a good director, always impressed with his work.