Worst heist I have done
By - Dazawassa
What is this from?
Cabin in the woods
If you like horror and satire, it's a MUST watch.
It was so fun. Starts off like a basic typical horror movie then turns into all out chaos
Absolutely. From start to finish, it was fantastic. Might watch again this weekend
Andddddd if you like horror and CARtite rubber is a must watch
Typo: 1, blyoungblood0: 0
takes on an interesting intellectual and psychological turn too if you watch it baked
This movie was hella crazy from the few scenes I saw, shit straight up looks like and *is* basically SCP Foundation: The Movie
Edit: If you guys had to pick a death on screen which one would it be and why?
Ghost lady that steals your soul right out of your body and why because well it’d be kinda cool to see yourself leave your body before you died and it seems the least painful choice over being violently ripped to shreds or eaten by some giant creature of some sort
True true and same
Its never implied what happens to the soul outside the camera, Mabe she eats the soul leaving you never able to find peace? Kinda like a dementor?
Harry Potter could get fucked up for a kids thing
I only know about it because it had the left 4 dead zombies in it, serious film until all the monsters come out then its an over the top shit show
ending has to be the best. Basically no more fucks given just let everyone die.
Not in that gif, but I'd like to see a merman.
The guy on the right who drops dead instantly. All those other deaths look horrific.
Literally one of my favorite films of all time
Completed it with 2 others.
We vowed never to try it again😂
Girl we did the same haha, I remember at the jetpack but my friend just called in his mk2 and killed him that way haha
Smart, very good.
Me, level 100, can solo Cayo Perico in 10 minutes all day long: "Maybe I'll try and run through doomsday quickly, see what I can unlock"
Me, several hours later: "..."
Even me as a level 640 can do Cayo Perico in ten minutes while struggling with doomsday act III
it's like you and one other player vs 1,000,000 headhunter bodyguards.
But they can shred your health while also able to tank the bullets you send their way
I've found that incendiary rounds help out a bit because they're basically paralyzed and they're screaming as they die a slow, painful, and firey death. I wonder if that would also work on the juggernauts... hmmmmm...
Using a minigun on a jug is pretty effective. The high DPS will shred them
agreed. what I like also, is that when you get into the launch base, you can blast 4 of them them with the tank.
When in cover, you can lob nades with the grenade launcher faster when blind firing. Just nuke the entire area in front of you with all grenades going off in just a few seconds
this *almost* makes me want to do act 3 again. *almost.*
Yeah minigun the ones at the start of the entrance bit, then snipe the other 2 from distance.
social distancing can be deadly lol
I've always found the doomsday heists the most fun. Only done cayo perico a couple of times, found it a bit dull. Anything is better than freeroam though, can't escape the broomstick idiots otherwise.
yeah it can be fun! and I'm convinced that Georgina is the batista Lester was talking about.
For juggernauts I just peak them with RPGs, easy peasy
You mean the invincible juggernauts when I went to save Agent 14?😂😂😂. There should be at least 6-12 players doing the heist together 😂😂
I heard that if you shoot at them from an armored kuruma with thermal vision turner on, you can cap them pretty easily with an ap pistol. just have another guy shooting them from cover with a machine gun. that'll supposedly distract them and make them shoot at the other guy that's in cover.
I was playing with a friend 2 days ago and I was just using my MKII heavy sniper with explosives rounds.
that'll drop em pretty quick too.
once i shot my rpg at one and it didnt die
wait hold up
I like how everyone rattles off 10 mins for cayo, seemingly forgetting the 45mins-1hr of setups each time...
I was talking about the heist itself, 10-15 mins for Cayo vs possibly hours for doomsday. But since you bring it up, the Cayo setups are trivial, the only threat is maybe the guards on the sub. Doomsday setups on the other hand...
Removed: b2b heists
Me, 117, who fucks up 3/4 attempts at stealth and does mission in like 30 min.
Tbf its likely not you, thats another thing cayo is hands down the buggiest most broken heist to date. I love it when my sub spawn directly beneath my yacht,too. 🙄
Thank you for the heads up. I thought I'm shit at the game. Here. Have a helpful award.
Yep. I can get Cayo Perico done super fast but when my friend and I did Act 3. Well we would basically try for a couple hours then quit. Try again another day for a few hours then quit. And it went on like that for a while until we eventually got it done. Still need to get prison break done for him as host though cause we cant get 4 competent people together.
Good luck i gave up on prison break for just that reason, the "classic" heist payouts are trash anyway
Yeah but sometimes ya dont worry about payouts and just wanna beat them for completionist sake.
I’ve attempted the act 3 7 times, the furthest I have gotten is the hack the server room.
OK me and a friend did it, I camped next to a door with a rifle as he hacked and I defended him as much as I could after we cleared out the area of all enemies (they spawn infinetly but you can get them down to 2 or 3 and then maintain that)
One thing I've found out from the occasional random run of that heist is that if your screen is the hacking game, it makes you invincible. No need to defend except during the animations of starting/exiting the thing, just keep yourself safe from the endless goons.
Nah. You’re invincible alright. But the moment you finished hacking every goons’ll shoot at you and believe me it’s an instant death. Your team has to keep the number of goons thin and protect the hacker regardless..
I could help, if you need it
The problem with doomsday is people don't rely on CEO bodyguards regenerating health in cover. Host will come in as mc prez and then everyone gets through all their snacks and the misery begins.
When a player is a CEO/VIP, they have a circle around them. Their bodyguards (the other players in the organization) will regenerate health if they stay in that circle taking cover. If the team is in a building (casino, garage, warehouse etc.), they don't need to stay in the circle, they can regenerate health anywhere they take cover. The Motorcycle president does not have this ability.
Wow, ty, didn't know that
...When I would run it in hard as a 2-man, I was all of those monsters combined.
Has anyone ever done that without dieing?
There are CMMs for it... Seems kinda impossible tho lmao.
me and my friends decided to attempt it surprisingly the bugs are worse than the heist we completed act1 without dying but some stupid fucking bug reset our progress and we lost interest
Damn, that sucks... I don't believe I will ever do it, like in Act 3 finale, I would have a hard time staying alive even if someone super skilled just carried me through lol. And the best part is that you gotta do it 3 times to get all the CMMs. Well at least there's some goal to strive for lol.
It is impossible unless you cheese it by disconnecting when someone dies.
I bet there are many people who did it without it... But yeah, I'm sure most do this. Still hard af tho.
Yea. I used to farm it in hard as a 2-man before casino dropped.
Same. After doing it enough you get it memorized pretty well.
Me and my friend 2 manned the CMM when it first came out. We had done the heists like 50 times before we attempted it though.
What is CMM?
Criminal Mastermind challenge. You do all the heists in order without dying to get some bonus cash.
I've done it with one guy who was an absolute unit and he almost soloed it when I was low-level, it was impressive
I did it with a random once. He knew the heist by heart, it went so smoothly. I have done it a few times since, but never anywhere as smooth.
I don’t get it I found the doomsday heists fun and really quite easy. I myself can’t stand cayo, I don’t think I even have done the first setup cause it’s too fucking boring wondering around that island.
Fuck. That. Heist.
I've never felt it was that tough. The only one that was remotely challenging was the Avenger setup, and even that was not difficult after we rehearsed it in my hangar in terms of where to take cover.
The ability to quickly find and use cover is the main thing in any of the tougher missions in GTA and I find a lot of players do have a tendency to just stand there getting shredded while trying to eat snacks
for me avenger setup was challenging as i attempted to methodicaly clear out the hangar while sitting behind cover not aware that enemies are respawning, only learned that after getting a thermal scope for my sniper rifle
but its a prep what realy requires teamwork, one person goes and eats snacks/puts on armor, another gives covering fire then they change roles and maybe third one sits on bottom giving sniping support with thermal scope
Just wait till you play Act III
Yeah that too. Maybe specifically that since so many people think it's super tough
It’s a challenge but it’s not as hard as people make it out to be. As long as you and your teammate/s are competent it should be pretty doable
It took like me like 2 hours to finish it, good luck
Seems like you need the luck lol
I got elite on my first run as host with a crew member having done it with (surprisingly good) randoms previously, having just missed elite that time.
I have previously been responsible for screwing the elite pooch for other finales as a random because I often pick a faggio as my vehicle lol
I can't get past the setup where you use the terrible plane to blow up the shit on the mountain.
Volatol? Yeah that bird needs a good pilot to fly, it likes to go from jet to lead balloon in a hurry.
well that makes me feel really good since the one time i did that setup i was the pilot and i did it without fail even doing a flip up and then rolling flat to get the guns pointed back to where they needed to be ... narrowly avoiding the mountain a few times but still what is life without a little risk.
What about it can't you get past? As long as your gunners don't suck and you aren't a shit pilot it shouldn't be a problem
The guy that gets impaled by the giant tree limb then the blood of like a dozen men comes spewing out of the elevator gets me every time.
What gets me is a mix of just the really purpously poor CG quality and that fucking werewolf who just stands there and does nothing
Every time I see this clip, i see the dude getting his soul taken away, and the dude getting ripped in half in the back.
Uber sniper guards
I remember that movie.
Can’t remember the name though.
Cabin in the Woods.
It’s that movie that your friend told you about that for 15 minutes you were like “what is this dumb shit” and then for 15 minutes you were like “ok this is interesting” and the for 15 minutes you were like “ok I get where that’s is going” and then for 15 minutes you were like “holy shit THIS IS NOT WHAT WHERE I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING” and the for 15 minutes you questioned your existence and finally, the last 15 minutes you just get stoned as fuck and accept that everything is a lie.
I've never watched this film stoned, I'm trying to cut down but I might legit try it
the only way to watch it, but from start to finish, not just the last fifteen minutes. lol
Completed act 3 on hard mode twice, once for my buddy, and once for me. Just the 2 of us. Never touched act 2 or 3 ever again. Way too fucking hard to be enjoyable. And now with Cayo Perico, it’s pointless anyway
personaly i did enjoy the doomsday heist, its not worth doing it but its nice optional challenge when you are in the mood for some hard gameplay
Yeah, the act 3 finale is definitely some challenging shit. Avon’s guys DO NOT MISS.
I guess it’s just a cool bragging right to have at this point, I’m sure most people playing GTA online now will never even attempt it
oposite, if not for cayo perico i would probably never consider buying the facility
Doomsday heists are the most fun
It’s not that bad if played with a good group of people, using mics and knowing some tricks to get trough the roughest parts. Not worth it thought money wise, I personally did it only for the trophies on PlayStation.
Did it with a friend on pc but I mainly play on my series x, still pretty hard and only got like 800K for it, sadly I'll have to do it on xbox again for the achievements soon
Good luck man!
Sorry if it comes off as rude, I'm not trying to be but I am a woman lol, I just dress really masculine, gta players think all female players are pretending anyways so oh well, thanks though :)
Oh sorry haha, woman too here. My bad, I always assume most players are men but I realize it’s a pretty dumb thing coming from a woman too. Apologies again 😅
Nah don't be sorry I get it all the time haha
I my be a masochist but i enjoyed the difficulty, I liked how mad i got st the game. Before these heist any mission in Gta online was easy unless you play with dumbasses e.g Deliver emp.
First time i did doomsday i did it duo's because im a greedy prick. Worst side mission was ones with the wanker from gta 4 and the avenger mission.
Worst heist part was the hack in act 3. Only time where we left it for the next day.
Because of console auto aim and because of how it sits in hip fire the MK2 Marksman rifle can be used to cheese the finale as it auto aims at the head when locked on. That with tear gas making the enemy not wanting to charge you and the Unholy hellbringers unlimited mag it became as easy as everything else in the game.
I feel like the biggest problem with doomsday is the insane lack of checkpoints
I still haven't completed this heist XD hell the only heists I have completed are the casino and cayo.
Fuck that garbage ass heist. It’s so dumb and ridiculous how hard it is. I hate it I hate it I hate it so so much. That’s why im happy I found another way of making money. :) thank you pavel!!
I really do love Pavel. He's the only decent character in the whole game, SP or online.
I might sound silly but what is the best way to get started with the cayo heist? Ive just been trying to grind some money doing I/E while saving for the kotsaka. But i dont have any ifea where to actually start. Pls help 😀
I actually grinded the double $/RP Simeon missions when that was going on. You just buy the sub and it'll pretty much guide you from there. You'll have plenty of options and strategies, but here's how I do the heist...
Discover the drainage tunnel during the initial scouting missions, you'll have to steal a boat to get there and dive to find it, google will show you where to go. Scout the airfield for secondary targets. I use the kosatka as my approach vehicle, so do that setup mission. You'll want to do the torch setup too. I use conspirator suppressors, I go to "the left" after I get into the compound. I kill a total of 3 guards and shoot 1 camera before getting to the office. Then I shoot another three people to get out of the front gate. You'll have to pick up gate keys from a dead personal guard or find an alternate route to actually get to the front gate. Then I shoot one guy outside and run towards the western edge of the fence, jump off the cliff and swim to the airfield for my secondary targets. I kill 1 guard and maybe a camera if it's there.
This is probably confusing af to read, but you'll develop your own strategy through trial/error.
Thanks, i guess its just time to bite the bullet and buy the sub.
You'll figure it out in no time.
I wish there were pauses in the waves of enemies that spawn in the server room to let us catch our breath for a second
It's my favorite. Especially the third act. I just love all that shooting
Defending your friend in the server room while he hacks is the worst thing in the game
They need to buff the fucking payouts on Doomsday. It's the most difficult content in the game, yet pays like absolute garbage compared to Casino and especially Cayo.
Never done it
Don't, you will probably live longer due to the amounts of useless stress you avoided.
The Doomsday is awesome, it's just annoying when you don't have 4 Players on act 3.
It really is too crazy lol
When I first did doomsday with a friend it took a few tries but it was pretty easy. It is nowhere near as hard as people make it out to be. Just ply smart and take your time
The challenge is half the fun
Me and my friend were trying to finish act 3, kept dying at the last part where you have to hack all the terminals. I said “hey maybe let’s switch roles and see what happens?” We somehow get it on the first try with him as the hacker haha somehow none of the enemies could hit me with my camping spots. That felt good
Bruh i remember me and my friend were trying to do criminal master mind lets Just say a lot of shouting and yelling happend there was Also accusations on who failed So yeah it was painful but we pulled through
I find the best weapon for the job is the Unholy hellbringer, Just an MG with no reload so i can constant fire while doing the infinite spawn in act 3
Combat MG with extended clip is better. You're not going to run out of ammo before you get a chance to reload, and it's slightly more damaging and much more accurate.
For many years this heist remained unbeatable to me until finally all my friends got on and helped me finish it on the 3rd try.
No cap, that shit is just straight up hard.
Me and a good friend played almost the entire heist alone and then once we got to the finally, we gave up, a hacker joined our game and killed everything with an auto grenade launcher, it was the least fulfilling thing I have ever done.
Ah classic Act 2 ULP setup. Where you survive all this shit just to find out he’s broken and won’t move out of his little room in the foundry.
I just watched this scene yesterday on story recapped (YouTube that tells the movie plot).
I believe more that I am in a matrix.
Buddy of mine racked up 140 kills while I was hacking. I couldn’t believe it.
This was from a pretty neat horror movie.
The source is Cabin in the Woods a great film
Doomsday is just an exercise in frustration. Some setups (Avenger and rescue Agent 14 especially IMO) are still buggy and/or very hard. And the infinitely spawning assholes with the shit comments in Act 3 finale really grind my gears.
I sometimes ponder if I should try the CM 2,3 or 4 but then I remember the moments of sheer anger and think "Let that body lay in the grave where it belongs".
Criminal Mastermind on Doomsday sounds like absolute hell, especially when they don't pay near as well as the original criminal mastermind.
Even for bragging rights, it doesn't seem worth it.
Exactly. If that challenge would pay according to difficulty in comparison to the classic heists it should be sth like:
* 2 player team: 25 mil
* 3 player team: 20 mil
* 4 player team: 15 mil
but it is
* 2 player team: 750k
* 3 player team: 1,75 mil
* 4 player team: 3,75 mil
Idk what happened there. Maybe they fired the guy who thought of 10 mil for the classic Criminal Mastermind. Those 10 mil motivated the shit out of us at the time.
Doing the entire heist on hard with just me and another friend was one of the most frustrating experiences I've had in gaming. Enemies shooting through walls, deaths that really don't feel fair, checkpoints spread out so far that if you die near the very end of a 30 minute set up, you're gonna be set back at least 15 minutes.
My friend and i grinded the second act so long, that we got it in under one hourwich was amazing for us. Even the riotvan mission we got done with 7 minutes rest time
Did it first time with one friend on HARD. We ditched two other friends to get a bigger take lmaooo.
Still have PTSD of failing the hack and trying to defend my friend also failing the hack.
I remember us screaming at the top of our lungs after we killed that bitch ass Avon.
Its not that bad til act 3. Hell act 2 finale you could do solo but for the forced 2P minimum.
I honestly wouldn't have minded Doomsday as much if the game wasn't as broken on PC. Did it recently with three IRL friends and we all thought it was a pretty epic piece of content, but the amount of times that you'll be in a long mission and someone gets slapped with the "Disconnected from Rockstar game service" or a random game crash to then wait several geological eons in load screens was incredibly demotivating
Me and a friend did the one the jet pack ending in one go. It was amazing.
Agreed lmao 🤣
I need to play it but I tried the deluxo set up and got to the fourth one and ran out of time
Just finished that one too not ever going to do it again
I did it with 2 other friends, one of them completed criminal mastermind for it. It was still painful.
The ending of the movie implies the world ends since this pure evil unstoppable being is unleashed. Am I correct?
Especially the Avenger mission.
Doomsday heist is not that bad lol, It really requires good reaction time, aim and good weapons along with being maxed out on snacks and armor
NU CLEEEAR HAWLACAUST
Idk it's fun ..good story
Doomsday heist is my favorite heist! I used to grind Act 3 with a friend and we got good enough to regularly complete hard mode a couple times a day. Bought a lot of expensive stuff with that money, good times.
I mean, its the funniest heist
The rest are boring
Yea funniest but was when the snake ate me
My friend and I two-manned Doomsday. Never doing that heist again.
Is it so bad?
If y’all want some tricks to do it in PS, me and my friends have done it with the 2 of us probably 40 times
I got act 2 done and now refuse to try 3 the avenger mission man
I haven’t even completed the prison heist set ups, the only heist I’ve done is Doomsday but completed Cayo solo... but I also took a solid hour and restarted so many times as well as swearing at literally every mild inconvenience.
I don't entirely get people complaining about act 3 honestly it was pretty easy and i was duo with my friend the only thing i had that others probably didn't was a shotgun with exploding shells wich only helped at the beginning yes there was thousands of enemies but if you manage cover and shoot heads you're good
The payout of the doomsday heist should be random .The prices of doomsday heist payout should change every week like bitcoin ex
I really hated those miniguns and defend the hacker
It's actually my fave, but I can see why many hate it. I have trouble finding people who can stick till the end.
I have a bug in rescue ULP were he's not moving
Bogdan glitch pretty good tho
i'd rather do a well-coordinated doomsday heist than cayo perico. but everytime i join one (as i have no need for a facility at this moment in time), everyone gives up.
do you know what pov means
Point of view lul
if this meme was pov you would see the things out of the eyes of the guys that are getting killed not an external camera
You could also be a person watching your comrades be destroyed. It checks out.
Common miss-conception point of view defined is “a particular attitude or way of considering a matter.”
Meaning the author here is just asking you to consider the point of view as being these people in this scenario