Worst Sell Mission Type?
By - ChitoEatingACheeto
The one time R\* playtested the sale mission they all laughed hysterically at how slow the vans where while delivering, and then they were blown up by the other playtesters. Then they ran their console command to fill up stock full again and went on to playtest the next one.
Mc businesses, post op and garbage trucks I never do. Additionally I won’t do dune buggies or the merry weather harassment insurgent sales for the bunker. I sell solo and do not have enough time to sell all my product but also hate that they take soo long. Monster trucks are also impossible to sell if you have accumulated decent product on your own. Depends on what you enjoy doing , if you have help, etc.
Hangar business I do not do AT ALL because they ALL take forever and payouts are simply not worth the time invested.
The garbage truck sell mission isn't too bad. The garbage truck is relatively quick and 1 person can easily do two or them from a Sandy Shores MC business selling "far".
For me.the worst is the boats one, one time I forgot to sell early and I had to deliver 2 boats and fuck meeeee after seeing the first one it took e me 10 minutes to go back and get the second boat by then the timer was almost over
I can solo 3 of those boats by using a mk1 or mk2. The worst was easily the post op vans. Can’t do anything with them, and you have to walk up to the door at every stop. So not worth the time.
Worst is if you're not in a smaller session or lucky enough to get a session on your own. You're restricted to a vehicle that is massive and is so goddamned slow that even the legitimately blind can hit it if they decide to mess with your delivery.
I used to feel similarly about the garbage trucks, but then I started using route 68 to get from the mc business to the drops. If you followed your own route and handled all of the drops on the east side of the map working south before moving over to the southwest and up to the north, it really wasn’t that bad. The entire thing would take almost all of the 30min, but at least you could complete it solo.
No such luck with the Post Op vans.
You can solo three boats with a helicopter as well. Heck, you can solo them with a normal motorcycle.
You can sell three boats solo if you have good vehicles to get you back to the other boats.
Yes. I used to leave the session. Would lose 30k or so, but when selling on my own, 3 vans in 30 mins is challenging
I shut down my grow house because I got sick of the mission where you have to drive with the guy who's blazing the whole way.
Second after that is the Post Op vans. Any other mission, I can deliver two vehicles. I can maybe make it to the third drop on the second van. Maybe.
Weed truck is the second easiest. Drink a couple beers before you start driving
Wait, srsly?! Lol!
Yip, doesn't completely nullify the effects but dampens it.
Either way, I still can't wrap my head around restarting on a one truck sale. Makes no sense
Post Op vans MC sales, or the Havoc helicopter mission on air cargo... the Nightclub barge delivery is a close third
Nightclub barge isn’t bad… just fly out there in a buzzard or similar first, to missile the NPCs on the barge. Then just take your time with the Bob.
The nightclub barge involves swing dropping a truck onto a barge using a cargobob that can barely carry it - it’s easy to overshoot and lose all the cargo in the water
I've never failed it. You don't need to drop the vehicle, if it touches the yellow circle it will detach automatically. Just put it down there gently.
This, mine falls off most of the time but it always touches the circle first so I've never failed it
Try to NOT get it swinging! Move slowly. Turn sideways to the barge. Slip into position sideways. Granted, it’s much easier with the speedo,vs pounder!