Application for employment at Cayo Perico
By - Terrorvision67
Pretty sure you’d need to do interviews every day at the rate that those bodyguards are dropping.
It's only philippe and his two buddies, and the guy dicking around with mis bike that ever doe in my grinds lol
Okay, but multiply those three people by the player base every day.
And let’s just say it’s done only once per player for simplicity’s sake.
Oh yeah, still gotta find thousands of guys named philippe
Nah, phillipe is the rank
Normal one's get promoted to die
Or even every hour
Is there anyone from the original guards left? Speak up!
El Rubio, it could be nice working with you!
He says, while secretly plotting to steal the Pink Diamond.
But I’m selectively deaf. And by that I mean I cannot hear gun shots, but I am able to hear bullets flying by
Do I get to hit people in the chest with my gun and say you’re not allowed here
No need to dress up for the interview. Shoes, jeans, and a generic polo shirt will be fine.
Actually a very specific beer sponsored soccer jersey, number 10, will be waiting in a crate, likely right there at the airport for you
Gun provided on arrival.
We recently found a secret stash of weapons, hidden away in the hangar, so free guns for everyone!
Also free cocaine and million dollars cash to anyone that puts that guys head on my plate
What is this pile of crap
Still better than half the crap posted on this sub.
Oh no sounds like someone is posting cringe
Are we cool?
"I pass El Rubio, *I'll just keep on* ***robbing*** *you"*
The most important aspect of this job is to have a cone vision and the art of hitting chests without internal bleeding.
Nobody asked me, and I'm sure it was probably part of the joke, but...
>your own semiautomatic machine gun.
Semi automatic means 1 bullet per trigger pull. Fully automatic means constant bullets.
There's no such thing as a semi automatic machine gun since machine guns have to, by definition, have a full auto fire mode.