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Application for employment at Cayo Perico

Application for employment at Cayo Perico

TemporaryCarry7

Pretty sure you’d need to do interviews every day at the rate that those bodyguards are dropping.


lobibobo

It's only philippe and his two buddies, and the guy dicking around with mis bike that ever doe in my grinds lol


TemporaryCarry7

Okay, but multiply those three people by the player base every day. And let’s just say it’s done only once per player for simplicity’s sake.


lobibobo

Oh yeah, still gotta find thousands of guys named philippe


Jishnu21

Nah, phillipe is the rank Normal one's get promoted to die


bevin_jay

Or even every hour


Mamz90

Is there anyone from the original guards left? Speak up!


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

El Rubio, it could be nice working with you!


TheThemePark

He says, while secretly plotting to steal the Pink Diamond.


RearWheelDriveCult

But I’m selectively deaf. And by that I mean I cannot hear gun shots, but I am able to hear bullets flying by


habbnn

Do I get to hit people in the chest with my gun and say you’re not allowed here


UpsizeThis

No need to dress up for the interview. Shoes, jeans, and a generic polo shirt will be fine.


lobibobo

Actually a very specific beer sponsored soccer jersey, number 10, will be waiting in a crate, likely right there at the airport for you


UpsizeThis

Gun provided on arrival.


TheThemePark

We recently found a secret stash of weapons, hidden away in the hangar, so free guns for everyone!


KelsonCats

Also free cocaine and million dollars cash to anyone that puts that guys head on my plate


ihavenousername47

What is this pile of crap


O667

Still better than half the crap posted on this sub.


FlybotKiller

Cringe


KontoGR

Oh no sounds like someone is posting cringe


Mexican5020

Are we cool?


RAITH222

Shut up


AutomaticAdvisor9211

"I pass El Rubio, *I'll just keep on* ***robbing*** *you"*


CaptainXadiX

The most important aspect of this job is to have a cone vision and the art of hitting chests without internal bleeding.


QueenAnneRevengee

Nobody asked me, and I'm sure it was probably part of the joke, but... >your own semiautomatic machine gun. Semi automatic means 1 bullet per trigger pull. Fully automatic means constant bullets. There's no such thing as a semi automatic machine gun since machine guns have to, by definition, have a full auto fire mode.