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The Israeli Defense Force's Caterpillar D9 bulldozer looks like something R* would call the Dozer Mk. II and release in an update.

The Israeli Defense Force's Caterpillar D9 bulldozer looks like something R* would call the Dozer Mk. II and release in an update.

Meowmixer21

Rockstar when add Killdozer?


lifesnotworthitsrsly

killdozer mk 2 with turrets


ZaratustraTheAtheist

Also It can fucking fly.


praneshwar

well guess what it can also go underwater coz we encourage more griefers


Skepller

Now that sounds like Rockstar


Worried-Amphibian326

dont forget it can tank 10 tank shots


Sub-zeiro

And spam Orbital Cannon shots with improved blast radius!


Ghost_Ava

That's literally arena Issi on tracks


Harlemspartan800

I read arena israel at first lol


Connect_Carob5694

Australia also uses those


Ar-Pharazom

Against who?


TomParco

Emus


fuck_rockstar_honest

Imagine losing to emus lzzzzzz


Connect_Carob5694

That actually happened, look up the 1932 emu war


Rymag3ddon

I expected a meme but it’s real


Connect_Carob5694

IKR it cracked me up when I found out about it


aperphoc

protesters ;)


Paladin_Johnson

l’d buy it


needforsuv

Killdozer mk II


daccwppq

The Palestinian kid killer 3000


RikkertNelis

😳


dnuohxof1

Requires 3 people to use all the features, costs $4,200,000 / $3,600,000 trade price after doing 100 more Simeon missions.


bluejaymorTkai

Wtf does Israel use this for You know what. Never mind. Ignorance is bliss


stefje82

It might be better not to look up if you want to keep faith in humanity. I wonder about the Aussies tho. Damn koalas?


needforsuv

They aren't koalas mate, they're drop bears. VERY big difference...


Connect_Carob5694

Coming from an Aussie mainly kangaroos or emus


ihatelasanga

Your up againts the wall and I am the fucking wall!


Maverick122

Oh ya, I remember, the "Defense" Force. Defensivly expanding the borders by bulldozing defenceless villages. There is pun in there somewhere.


Select_Ad3588

was thinking the same. What type of defense force needs a fucking bulldozer


K0M1jo

the same one that murders innocent people and tears down entire villages and evicts anyone who's not Israeli, from the palestinian's indigenous land. those sad excuses for soldiers disgust me.


Select_Ad3588

I have (had) a friend who recently moved to Israel to get in touch with her roots. While I wholeheartedly respect that decision and her desire to explore her religious and cultural heritage more, some of the points she gave me when we debated on this topic were delusional. Earlier this year when Israel was moving into more neighborhood the excuse she gave me was “they started attacking us first in the mosque”. Didn’t know that a group of people throwing rocks meant a full military retaliation with armored bulldozers tearing down houses and displacing thousands.


gipsi_gipsanu

The cab looks like a lookout tower lmao


TwistStriking5090

I need a slingshot added so I can drive one around 🤘🏼


[deleted]

Yeah, give us a slingshot atomizer!!!


KingDread306

and sell it for $6 million.


le_epic_gaymer

That shit looks like something you'd see in metal slug.


I-C-Iron

Nah mate no need for that, in los santos are no homes of muslims that can be destroyed.


BlessedCunt

Luckily in los santos there aren't any muslim terrorists.


I-C-Iron

There aint no muslim terrorists in israel either, yet their houses get mowed down by these dozers.


fuckfact

You realize that Hamas is literally the elected leadership of Gaza, right? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governance_of_the_Gaza_Strip


BlessedCunt

That's probably the most ignorant comment i've read my entire life. Their house gets mowed down becsuse they're terrorists


[deleted]

"Their house gets mowed down because they're *terrorosts*". That's probably the most ignorant comment I've read in my entire life.


BlessedCunt

That's true


Puffena

How can you possibly be so misinformed. There have been *some* Islamic terrorists in Israel, but Israel has not restricted its actions to just the terrorists, but to Muslims in general.


K0M1jo

not to mention said groups attacked other Muslims as well, the fedayeen caused a civil war in Jordan. There are Palestinians who are innocent and the minority of power-hungry assholes. But of course to a conservative anyone who opposes any decision by the American government is a full-blown terrorist right?


BlessedCunt

Some ? There's terrorist attacks by muslims almost every single day. Just because you don't hear about it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Israel is mowing down the houses of terrorists and by doing that they are punishing the terrorists entire family which isn't right.


Puffena

Israel is thought to have a 7:3 civilian to combatant kill ratio. In other words, of the people they have killed in open war, 70% have been innocent civilians. On top of this, these very bulldozers have been repeatedly employed to destroy all crops and roads in the buffer zone between the Gaza and Israel, causing massive harm to the innocent farmers. They have employed aerial herbicide against these same farmers. They have demolished 1,097 homes between 2004 and 2020, leaving 3,579 people homeless, 1,899 of which were minors. These demolitions have not been limited to terrorists. Not even slightly. Entire villages have been decimated, animal shelters and toilets have also been targeted. Many were also apartment buildings. These are not the homes of terrorists, hell many of them aren’t even homes at all. They tore down over 70 Palestinian homes by their border in one go, not because 70 terrorists had all sprung up from there, but because they wanted them gone. You are ignorant and you are a fool if you cannot see this.


aperphoc

you dumb?


NotStarF

you got em


nosubsnoprefs

This is what Rachel Corrie laid down in front of and then was astonished when the operator couldn't see her and she got run over and killed.


CaptainPrower

Wasn't this what was used to bury a bunch of Iraqis alive in 1991?


Alez_Blez

they just use this to destroy people’s homes these days


CaptainPrower

Well yes, the Israelis do, but I'm talking about when it was in US service.


fuckfact

Those were Abrams tanks, and it was soldiers using landmines in violation of the Geneva conventions, so, quite literally war criminals


ChitoEatingACheeto

Nah this would be called the Dozepressor and then a few months later a Dozepressor MK II will release that can fly. Both can withstand an ungodly amount of explosives and have homing missiles. Making it an even more broken version than the already existing Oppressors.


DabTime7

Yeah if we could like, stop paying for Israel to exist, that would be greeeeaaaaaaaat.


Papa_Swish

And of course they just slapped a Negev on the roof because why not.


Connect_Carob5694

That looks more like an m60 to me


Papa_Swish

OP said it was Israeli, and Isreal uses the Negev as their LMG. Also the M60 feeds from the left and ejects shells out to the right, but the LMG in the pic seems to have an ejection port on the left side.


SHREY36904

Comes with deluxe homing missiles and countermeasures*


tupe12

Holy shit this may be the most badass vehicle I’ve ever seen


Rymag3ddon

I’d buy it the bulldozer is fun to mess around in


arftism2

Still not as cool as the og killdozer. And less heavily armored.


MrInitialY

I've posted literally this CAT like a week ago


lala2milo

stop giving ideas for online! I want GTA VI /s


triplez_0

Night shark mk2


realMrMadman

Nah, that would go to the killdozer


noshitbruh

R*…. Make this happen!


Primary_Shine116

Gta expanded and enhanced be like


thebarkbarkwoof

When they push back a crowd they don’t fool around!


ddrummond88

Imagine driving down the freeway listening to Rebel Radio in that thing!


MutedBrother7281

Make it stupidly op with terabyte armour


[deleted]

Yes. But only if we also get a slingshot atomizer as well.


Bellpow

Vaguely reminds me of the armored boxville for some odd reason