Trying to convince the wife to paint the dining room three-tone sunburst. Some people have NO taste.
By - stuntobor
Offer a compromise; a tobacco burst by naturally yellowing the walls with decades of heavy smoking.
uj/ ngl this comment may be the one to do me in on this sub, well done bro I fucking lost it 😂😂
This guy does marriage. Do you have a book I can buy.
I believe it's called "If I Did It" by O.J. Simpson.
the bible has a lot of murder too! Stone ur wife like Abraham or something
If you want some deep tracks, check out the Gnostic Gospels. They've got young Jesus psychically killing people, maiming them, blinding them, just like Damien in the Omen.
[That one is a favorite of Glenn Danzig.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RERGlWWoIvA)
I bet she wants butterscotch.
What lady wouldn't?! Obviously OP is the one with no taste.
Have you asked her boyfriend to try to convince her?
My bathroom is painted Yvette young slime sparkle
Actually, you should paint them just plain orange, ***Butterscotch,*** to be precise.
But sure, keep ruining your toan, house and marriage, kid.
Next, spray the sofa in nitro.