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Trying to convince the wife to paint the dining room three-tone sunburst. Some people have NO taste.

Trying to convince the wife to paint the dining room three-tone sunburst. Some people have NO taste.

Cream_Gingerly

Offer a compromise; a tobacco burst by naturally yellowing the walls with decades of heavy smoking.


Arkneryyn

uj/ ngl this comment may be the one to do me in on this sub, well done bro I fucking lost it 😂😂


Cream_Gingerly

🙏


sramv23

kill her


stuntobor

This guy does marriage. Do you have a book I can buy.


Cream_Gingerly

I believe it's called "If I Did It" by O.J. Simpson.


woolyearth

the bible has a lot of murder too! Stone ur wife like Abraham or something


bugtote

If you want some deep tracks, check out the Gnostic Gospels. They've got young Jesus psychically killing people, maiming them, blinding them, just like Damien in the Omen.


Cream_Gingerly

[That one is a favorite of Glenn Danzig.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RERGlWWoIvA)


NorthYoung

I bet she wants butterscotch.


BaronVonDrunkenverb

What lady wouldn't?! Obviously OP is the one with no taste.


timlnolan

Have you asked her boyfriend to try to convince her?


Quick_Doubt_5484

My bathroom is painted Yvette young slime sparkle


butterscotchgibbons

Actually, you should paint them just plain orange, ***Butterscotch,*** to be precise. But sure, keep ruining your toan, house and marriage, kid.


uslennar

Next, spray the sofa in nitro.