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A 4,500 y/o dress was unearthed in Giza, and this is what it looks like after reconstruction. While the origonal strings disintegrated- the beads were left in place.

A 4,500 y/o dress was unearthed in Giza, and this is what it looks like after reconstruction. While the origonal strings disintegrated- the beads were left in place.

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Boomer2160

Bet she looked sexy wearing it.


Acrobatic-Froyo2904

Bet her father was like “you’re not going out in that!”


Boomer2160

Then she stabbed him with a meteorite dagger.


AlexT05_QC

I understood that gag :-)


OldGameGuy45

Dude she was probably 12, and her Dad-Husband was like 24.


Boomer2160

Don't you dare ruin this for me.


prudence2001

Or her husband was her brother, so her father was also her father-in-law. Best way to keep all the genetic mutations in the family.


OldGameGuy45

If I recall, most pharoahs and the likes had tons of genetic abnormalities, webbed feet, stunted growth etc from inbreeding. Probably why they all died in their twenties or early 30s. Also probably why they all looked the same in statues. Didn't they do a CGI of what king tut actually looked like?


StuffNbutts

How do we know a dude wasn't wearing it? Pharaohs were if nothing else, *f a b u l o u s*


XemPvP7

Step-Cleopatra.., what u doing?


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Gamer_Bread_Baker

I assumed that this was worn over a light shirt or something, the other article is way off.


Whateveryousaydude7

I’d wear this now!


itsmyfirsttimegoeasy

There was almost certainly some kind of shear garment worn beneath this "dress".


obscureferences

Or this is lingerie worn under a robe. Bead spacers would be great for airflow.


AstroPixelCollector

You weren't there.


Skygazer90

Beautiful. I’d wear that


jesterboyd

>The world's second oldest joke was found in the Ancient Egyptian story book known as the Westcar Papyrus (1800 BC) It goes: "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? "You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."


rat_rat_catcher

So… is the Pharaoh throwing these women overboard?


estebon_m

Damn... that would look good on my friend Katie.


OldGameGuy45

Katie looks good in anything.


BoreDominated

And if you're especially hungry, you could take it off and use it to catch fish.


cygamessucks

about the 90th time ive seen this now


rachelamandamay

This is gorgeous


XxBloodRainxX

And nothing left to the imagination… your school would not approve


Nickyluvs2cum

I want to remake this and walk the streets like a prostitute of Giza !


Turbo_Brick81

I think we could all agree that we need J-lo to try this on


firmerJoe

I like their style


PiLamdOd

Any cosplayers out there?


UnCFO

Gorgeous blue dress.


aPacPost

So cleopatra just had the nips all on view and stuff


sucrerey

if someone wore this then why arent there more paintings in the pyramids of dudes with boners?


Saoghal_QC

Any actual news article about this? I tried to reverse search this, but I mostly end up on 9gags, Twitter, Facebook & other social media posts.