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Two moose fighting over an Alaskan resident's Halloween pumpkin

Two moose fighting over an Alaskan resident's Halloween pumpkin

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alexxosk

Looks more like sharing amongst friends


B-Town-MusicMan

Mannn... I was looking forward to a good old fashioned Moose fight too


Hollalikeadollaballa

Yeah there seems to be a mutual enjoyment of said pumpkin


hunter95672

And you opened the door?


Tongue8cheek

They had become unhinged whilst realizing that they were now out of their gourd.


die5el23

& proceeded to squash him


Anxious_Membership65

That's what happens when you take a ~~bull~~ moose by the horns


brigidodo

Male Moose are called bulls, you could have been so much punnier


greychanjin

They were alaskan for it


Anxious_Membership65

Goddamit


Jonescjosh

That's all I could think of. Moose in the house is a great way to have everything destroyed. Or so I imagine.


fineman1097

So it would be a moose on the loose? They should name it Elliot.


Ishmael128

Quick, grab the wine gums! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JaLsb7oHqCs


excndinmurica

Things? Aka yourself. Moose kill more people than bears on an annual basis is a stat always thrown out there


normal_reddit_man

To be fair, the only real difference between the "door closed" and "door open" states = the moose can see inside the house. If those motherfuckers want to bash the door in, it might as well be made of wet toilet paper.


MeesterCartmanez

"Yes, he found it quite amoosing"


hunter95672

r/foundthedad


Make-Believe_Macabre

The video is staged. The bear and moose were in on it.


muffler11282

They seem pretty cordial about it.


oosikconnisseur

as an alaskan... why would you open the door lol


Messianiclegacy

How come. Are moose dangerous? Do they attack?


Salanmander

Any animal that weighs more than you do is dangerous. Moose are *huge*, and can be pretty aggressive. Even without the moose being aggressive, I'd be exceptionally worried of the moose deciding "hey look, there's a place to go right near where this delicious food was, I'm gonna explore!" If that moose decides to come in when the door is cracked, there's no way you're stopping it.


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Coygon

I don't see any antlers. They would fit throuh that doorway.


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Coygon

Moose are big. Really big. Not as big as space, but big. Doorways are typically 6'8" tall and 3' wide. An adult moose could fit through that. Might have to crouch a bit, might scrape its sides a little. But they can duck, and crouch, and stomachs are made of soft pliable meat. It could definitely get in.


willyolio

moose aren't rectangular boxes. They can crouch and bend.


TheThingsWeMake

The only reason that door would stop a moose is if the moose didn't want to get in. Moose are crazy strong, that frame would break apart like paper mache.


theCrownedRoyal

Right. They would knock the framing loose


miladymondegreen

I'd say any animal bigger than 60-70 pounds (like a medium-sized dog) could be dangerous, maybe not kill you but do serious damage and be a struggle to fend off bare-handed. The average chimp is 4'11'' and weighs about 100 lbs, but they can tear your face off.


Salanmander

Oh, yeah, I wasn't trying to provide a lower bound of dangerousness, just an upper bound of the "always dangerous" cutoff.


Scorpizor

House cats can kill people...


mbash013

There are three animals I never want to come across in nature. A polar bear, a hippo, and a moose.


bradcrc

I was hiking at rocky mountain national park and a moose came up to me as I hid behind a tree. https://i.imgur.com/xgr8RA3.png he didn't seem to notice me or care that I was there, but it was still very cool and very scary since I know what they can do to people.


vonvoltage

I've come across moose in the wild many times in Newfoundland. Never had a single issue. The biggest thing they've ever done is turn their head, give me a look, then go back to eating leaves off whatever tree they're snacking on.


zombie32killah

They are notoriously dangerous. Especially bull moose during mating season.


vonvoltage

I have never heard a story from anyone I know in Newfoundland about a moose attacking. I know all the stories online about them being dangerous and attacking people, but in my experience and that of the half a million people in the province, never heard much. And I spend a lot of time in the woods, even hunting moose for over a decade now, not as much as a lot of people on the island though.


zombie32killah

http://www.adfg.alaska.gov/index.cfm%3Fadfg%3Dlivewith.aggressivemoose https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moose There are lots of things we don’t experience personally or in our bubble that are absolutely true. I have never been kidnapped or known anyone who has. I have never been sex trafficked or known anyone who has. I have read it is a huge issue in my area. Do I believe it? Absolutely.


vonvoltage

Yeah like I said, I've read these things, I'm not saying it never happens. But it is very rare where I live. My bubble is pretty large on this subject as I go moose hunting every fall and have many friends who do as well.


vonvoltage

Nice sensationalist edit. I know about a lot of things that I've only read about on the internet. Would I trade them for a small amount of real life experience on those subjects. Absolutely. And comparing two things you've never experienced to someone saying they're an experienced moose hunter is typical internet expert hilarity.


Sdbtank96

Funny enough, all 3 of those have a high likely hood of turning you into a was.


Kingkongcrapper

I’m pretty sure salt water crocodile and hungry lion should be on that list.


kami9393

I lived in Alaska for 5 years — Moose are huge, and they’re assholes.


unfilteredsewage

Moose like to do two things. 1. Eat 2. Fuck Things will end badly for anything that gets in the way of either of those things.


theCrownedRoyal

Also not let anything get close to their babies. If I ever saw a moose calf my immediate thought would be "I'm in danger"


Sdbtank96

Also understand this, the only thing a moose won't step to is a grizzly bear.


Removablehelmetcover

They can bite your sister!


10wuebc

only when your sister is carving her initials into the moose


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I was almost decapitated by one when I was little. It was their drunkard-season though.


ShinyHouseElf

I had the same question as a North Carolinian.


B1ackFridai

Name confirms 😂


Dragonsymphony1

That's something you don't see everyday


optimystic_Prim3

You do in Alaska, not every day I guess but enough for it to be common.


Dragonsymphony1

True, I wouldn't know. I'm in Pennsylvania


optimystic_Prim3

I lived in Anchorage for 5 years it wasn't uncommon to see moose just wandering around the city.


HotConcrete

I can tell you that if there’s a moose on your porch you probably shouldn’t open the door.


4nak8r269

Especially if it's a Jehovah's moose


optimystic_Prim3

Yeah probably not. Everyone thinks it's the bears you have to worry about but moose are violent fucks.


toddj77

A moose once bit my sister.


_jumpstoconclusions_

By any chance, was the moose trained by YUTTE?


toddj77

Yes. Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti


spirit_of_2277

In case anyone was concerned, both the author of this comment and OP have been sacked.


rbhyland1

Are moose worse than Ralph the wonder llama?


acapncuster

They have fins, to swim!


GrumpyLoser

Moose woman


niobiumnnul

I never get moose or anything fun hanging out with my pumpkins, just the neighbors cat coming over to randomly hiss at big orange on the porch.


Eretreyah

My neighbors’ cat only visits to piss on my porch so count your blessings.


Ka_blam

Just pee on your porch to mark your territory.


I_Nice_Human

That is not fighting. Sharing is caring, all living creatures know that!


MattyRixz

Got fucking balls of steel opening that door...


I_R0_B0_T

... and a brain of lead.


Toast_Meat

... and a heart of iron.


etownrawx

...and my axe!! ^(did I do that right?)


DefyGravity42

Yes Yes you did


bear_nightking

Trick or trick


Viperlite

I mean those are great costumes. I’d let em have the whole lot.


loudisevil

Post to r/unexpected without the caption


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

He should stick his head in there to establish dominance.


chrisxls

“Why do you look out the peephole before opening your door, way out here in the country?”


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

"I hate meeces to pieces"


tacobooc0m

Meese


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

Of Meese and men.


Dyingdaze89

I'm glad someone said it


Irradiatedspoon

Moosei


marasydnyjade

Moose is both singular and plural.


theniceguytroll

Meesen


90s_kidddd

*I find this* **AMOOSING.**


goochchocolat3

How many people could it take to fight a full grown moose?


oofoofoofbababooie

I’d say like 8-12 full grown men, but you’d have to all attack at the same time for more power and confusion to the moose or else you’re dead


NotAnotherFNG

You’ll still probably lose a few.


Hy-phen

“Some of you *may* die…”


AABA227

“…but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”


Badatti2de72

Futurama?


AABA227

It’s actually Shrek lol Well lord Farquad says it in the tournament scene


Badatti2de72

Yeah. I remember that. But I think Capt. Zack Branigan says it also in an episode.


oofoofoofbababooie

Oh definitely


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leastlikelyllama

But they just want to take it down by the creek and use it as a sex toy.


SeriesWarm6852

Wish this happened when I'm playing RD2


JayCod01

Why am I wishing there was sound to this?


CriminalVapist

See ya think horses are strange, ya think cows are strange, and then you see a moose and ya think...what tha fuk


cathedral68

Man that sucks! I bet they just carved that pumpkin, too! Moose have no respect for holiday decor, but leaving pumpkins out for them is something I love to do. In other news, ballsy of them to open that door.


SalesAutopsy

Mystery solved! Now I know who's been stealing my pumpkin pies off my windowsill.


EaterOfFood

“Who was at the door, dear?” “Oh, nobody.”


Invegitable

“Who was at the door, dear?” “No, it was a couple Moose.”


Pittsburgh-Nelly

Unfortunately moose always seem to puke in your yard afterwards


Owlmoose

My homies


BIG_painter561177

WG=HY DID THEY OPEN THE SOOR


Mace_Thunderspear

Yeah. I wouldn't be opening that door. A Moose' startle-reflex is virtually always to stomp the startling thing into paste.


SwiftFool

Trick or treat! oh look, they just left the treat out on the steps.


RosenButtons

It's like an off-brand remake of Lady and the Tramp! 🎶 What a lovely belle nuité! 🎶


ProfessionalOk4716

Imagine never knowing what a moose was and opening your door to that


shadow_demon_shini

Had no idea moose were so fucking big


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Bloody awesome costumes.


OephiliaSmithMFC

Invite those friendly buddies in


Gold-Ad9191

im homesick again


ThatCouldveBeenBad

Never ceases to amaze me how fucking huge moose are when seen in context


mestia

Sound is missing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICYRUN_dIbU


garthack

Meese


trwwy321

Meanwhile the pumpkins in my neighborhood are smashed in the streets by a group of assholes


etownrawx

Hey, nobody here is saying those moose aren't assholes...


trwwy321

This is also how my husband and I share our food


jumping1to3

Totally expected when you put it in the caption!


Boostd1

r/brandnewsentence


khdownes

"the fuck out of the way Halloween! Christmas coming through!"


thiscouldbemassive

Two out of two mooses think halloween pumpkins are delicious.


Due-Dot6450

That's the "trick or treat"!


PiggeryJokery

Pretty sure that's called sharing


CoreyFromCoreysWorld

I'd pet it real quick and then shut the door. How many people get to pet a moose?


pieces-of-desmond

That creature on the left looks more like a wolverine than a moose to me


Major_Pentatonic

Two ~~moose~~ eating pumpkin on doorstep. Two ~~mooses~~ eating pumpkin.... Two ~~meese~~.... Moose eating pumpkin on doorstep. He is not alone.


RealVaultteam6

Tis some visitor, chomping at my chamber door. And the moose said, more.


fineman1097

Nom nom nom


faustian_attorney

The sound must have been horrific


ExtensionBluejay253

Sounds like a Woody Allen skit


AnonymooseXIX

I already disciplined AnonymooseVIII and Anonymoose XVII. They must behave themselves and keep their identities unknown.


Sweet_Skill_1099

Two moose should be called meese


ironhide_ivan

Agreed. If enough people start doing it, then it can happen!


johning117

Just when I think I know how big a Moose is, there's this video to remind me I have no idea how big a moose is.


Prestigious_Dig4461

Moose scare the living shit out of me. I'm not opening that door. I'm running up the stairs into my attic locking the door and crying.


Ajcoligan

Many much moosen! In the woodesen moosen in the woodesen!


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Just looks like sharing to me.


Knato

u/savevideo


21Goose21

Meese*


bets_set_dice_out

wouldnt it be 2 meese?


Mister-Big-Wik

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crimsonbub

meese* 😉


Ihaventasnoo

A møøse bit my sister once.


emi1414

that’s terrifying but so interesting. I picture myself opening the door while my mom bitched me out hahah


Rumple-skank-skin

Two moose sharing


Comedian-Federal

I don't know why but I really thought the plural of moose is meese. I stand corrected.


angelomike

JUST OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR.


FavFelon

Trick or Treat mf


SK570

Meese*


MoarCowb3ll

#MOOSEN


Simmerdownsimm

They must have an upset tummy


MusicMeetsMadness

Didn’t read the title and became very concerned very quickly.


TowerGuy_Tx

Why is it “two moose” and not “two meese”?


statjester

With all I see of Alaska is Alaska just a cold version of Florida?


Winter-Work3469

Two meese ?


Thestockbroker22

What’s plural for moose? It’s not mooses nor meese so it’s......?


OliverSparrow

Actually, cooperating rather sweetly. What is the plural of moose: mooses, meece, moosen? Or is it as written, moose?


sltiefighter

Alaska... fuck thats a 20 dollar pumpkin EASY.


gingorama

Just a little amoose bouche


Fried_Oreos35

Bro I’m telling you it’s meese


ah0yp0lll0i

I'm no ornithologist, but I'm fairly certain the plural of moose is 'moosen'.