Two moose fighting over an Alaskan resident's Halloween pumpkin
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Looks more like sharing amongst friends
Mannn... I was looking forward to a good old fashioned Moose fight too
Yeah there seems to be a mutual enjoyment of said pumpkin
And you opened the door?
They had become unhinged whilst realizing that they were now out of their gourd.
& proceeded to squash him
That's what happens when you take a ~~bull~~ moose by the horns
Male Moose are called bulls, you could have been so much punnier
They were alaskan for it
That's all I could think of. Moose in the house is a great way to have everything destroyed. Or so I imagine.
So it would be a moose on the loose? They should name it Elliot.
Quick, grab the wine gums!
Things? Aka yourself. Moose kill more people than bears on an annual basis is a stat always thrown out there
To be fair, the only real difference between the "door closed" and "door open" states = the moose can see inside the house.
If those motherfuckers want to bash the door in, it might as well be made of wet toilet paper.
"Yes, he found it quite amoosing"
The video is staged. The bear and moose were in on it.
They seem pretty cordial about it.
as an alaskan... why would you open the door lol
How come. Are moose dangerous? Do they attack?
Any animal that weighs more than you do is dangerous. Moose are *huge*, and can be pretty aggressive.
Even without the moose being aggressive, I'd be exceptionally worried of the moose deciding "hey look, there's a place to go right near where this delicious food was, I'm gonna explore!" If that moose decides to come in when the door is cracked, there's no way you're stopping it.
I don't see any antlers. They would fit throuh that doorway.
Moose are big. Really big. Not as big as space, but big.
Doorways are typically 6'8" tall and 3' wide. An adult moose could fit through that. Might have to crouch a bit, might scrape its sides a little. But they can duck, and crouch, and stomachs are made of soft pliable meat. It could definitely get in.
moose aren't rectangular boxes. They can crouch and bend.
The only reason that door would stop a moose is if the moose didn't want to get in. Moose are crazy strong, that frame would break apart like paper mache.
Right. They would knock the framing loose
I'd say any animal bigger than 60-70 pounds (like a medium-sized dog) could be dangerous, maybe not kill you but do serious damage and be a struggle to fend off bare-handed. The average chimp is 4'11'' and weighs about 100 lbs, but they can tear your face off.
Oh, yeah, I wasn't trying to provide a lower bound of dangerousness, just an upper bound of the "always dangerous" cutoff.
House cats can kill people...
There are three animals I never want to come across in nature. A polar bear, a hippo, and a moose.
I was hiking at rocky mountain national park and a moose came up to me as I hid behind a tree.
he didn't seem to notice me or care that I was there, but it was still very cool and very scary since I know what they can do to people.
I've come across moose in the wild many times in Newfoundland. Never had a single issue. The biggest thing they've ever done is turn their head, give me a look, then go back to eating leaves off whatever tree they're snacking on.
They are notoriously dangerous. Especially bull moose during mating season.
I have never heard a story from anyone I know in Newfoundland about a moose attacking. I know all the stories online about them being dangerous and attacking people, but in my experience and that of the half a million people in the province, never heard much. And I spend a lot of time in the woods, even hunting moose for over a decade now, not as much as a lot of people on the island though.
There are lots of things we don’t experience personally or in our bubble that are absolutely true. I have never been kidnapped or known anyone who has. I have never been sex trafficked or known anyone who has. I have read it is a huge issue in my area. Do I believe it? Absolutely.
Yeah like I said, I've read these things, I'm not saying it never happens. But it is very rare where I live. My bubble is pretty large on this subject as I go moose hunting every fall and have many friends who do as well.
Nice sensationalist edit. I know about a lot of things that I've only read about on the internet. Would I trade them for a small amount of real life experience on those subjects. Absolutely.
And comparing two things you've never experienced to someone saying they're an experienced moose hunter is typical internet expert hilarity.
Funny enough, all 3 of those have a high likely hood of turning you into a was.
I’m pretty sure salt water crocodile and hungry lion should be on that list.
I lived in Alaska for 5 years — Moose are huge, and they’re assholes.
Moose like to do two things.
Things will end badly for anything that gets in the way of either of those things.
Also not let anything get close to their babies. If I ever saw a moose calf my immediate thought would be "I'm in danger"
Also understand this, the only thing a moose won't step to is a grizzly bear.
They can bite your sister!
only when your sister is carving her initials into the moose
I was almost decapitated by one when I was little. It was their drunkard-season though.
I had the same question as a North Carolinian.
Name confirms 😂
That's something you don't see everyday
You do in Alaska, not every day I guess but enough for it to be common.
True, I wouldn't know. I'm in Pennsylvania
I lived in Anchorage for 5 years it wasn't uncommon to see moose just wandering around the city.
I can tell you that if there’s a moose on your porch you probably shouldn’t open the door.
Especially if it's a Jehovah's moose
Yeah probably not. Everyone thinks it's the bears you have to worry about but moose are violent fucks.
A moose once bit my sister.
By any chance, was the moose trained by YUTTE?
Yes. Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti
In case anyone was concerned, both the author of this comment and OP have been sacked.
Are moose worse than Ralph the wonder llama?
They have fins, to swim!
I never get moose or anything fun hanging out with my pumpkins, just the neighbors cat coming over to randomly hiss at big orange on the porch.
My neighbors’ cat only visits to piss on my porch so count your blessings.
Just pee on your porch to mark your territory.
That is not fighting. Sharing is caring, all living creatures know that!
Got fucking balls of steel opening that door...
... and a brain of lead.
... and a heart of iron.
...and my axe!!
^(did I do that right?)
Yes you did
Trick or trick
I mean those are great costumes. I’d let em have the whole lot.
Post to r/unexpected without the caption
He should stick his head in there to establish dominance.
“Why do you look out the peephole before opening your door, way out here in the country?”
"I hate meeces to pieces"
Of Meese and men.
I'm glad someone said it
Moose is both singular and plural.
*I find this* **AMOOSING.**
How many people could it take to fight a full grown moose?
I’d say like 8-12 full grown men, but you’d have to all attack at the same time for more power and confusion to the moose or else you’re dead
You’ll still probably lose a few.
“Some of you *may* die…”
“…but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”
It’s actually Shrek lol
Well lord Farquad says it in the tournament scene
Yeah. I remember that.
But I think Capt. Zack Branigan says it also in an episode.
But they just want to take it down by the creek and use it as a sex toy.
Wish this happened when I'm playing RD2
Why am I wishing there was sound to this?
See ya think horses are strange, ya think cows are strange, and then you see a moose and ya think...what tha fuk
Man that sucks! I bet they just carved that pumpkin, too! Moose have no respect for holiday decor, but leaving pumpkins out for them is something I love to do.
In other news, ballsy of them to open that door.
Mystery solved! Now I know who's been stealing my pumpkin pies off my windowsill.
“Who was at the door, dear?”
“Who was at the door, dear?”
“No, it was a couple Moose.”
Unfortunately moose always seem to puke in your yard afterwards
WG=HY DID THEY OPEN THE SOOR
Yeah. I wouldn't be opening that door. A Moose' startle-reflex is virtually always to stomp the startling thing into paste.
Trick or treat! oh look, they just left the treat out on the steps.
It's like an off-brand remake of Lady and the Tramp!
🎶 What a lovely belle nuité! 🎶
Imagine never knowing what a moose was and opening your door to that
Had no idea moose were so fucking big
Bloody awesome costumes.
Invite those friendly buddies in
im homesick again
Never ceases to amaze me how fucking huge moose are when seen in context
Sound is missing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICYRUN_dIbU
Meanwhile the pumpkins in my neighborhood are smashed in the streets by a group of assholes
Hey, nobody here is saying those moose aren't assholes...
This is also how my husband and I share our food
Totally expected when you put it in the caption!
"the fuck out of the way Halloween! Christmas coming through!"
Two out of two mooses think halloween pumpkins are delicious.
That's the "trick or treat"!
Pretty sure that's called sharing
I'd pet it real quick and then shut the door. How many people get to pet a moose?
That creature on the left looks more like a wolverine than a moose to me
Two ~~moose~~ eating pumpkin on doorstep.
Two ~~mooses~~ eating pumpkin....
Moose eating pumpkin on doorstep. He is not alone.
Tis some visitor, chomping at my chamber door. And the moose said, more.
Nom nom nom
The sound must have been horrific
Sounds like a Woody Allen skit
I already disciplined AnonymooseVIII and Anonymoose XVII. They must behave themselves and keep their identities unknown.
Two moose should be called meese
Agreed. If enough people start doing it, then it can happen!
Just when I think I know how big a Moose is, there's this video to remind me I have no idea how big a moose is.
Moose scare the living shit out of me. I'm not opening that door. I'm running up the stairs into my attic locking the door and crying.
Many much moosen! In the woodesen moosen in the woodesen!
Just looks like sharing to me.
wouldnt it be 2 meese?
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A møøse bit my sister once.
that’s terrifying but so interesting. I picture myself opening the door while my mom bitched me out hahah
Two moose sharing
I don't know why but I really thought the plural of moose is meese. I stand corrected.
JUST OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR.
Trick or Treat mf
They must have an upset tummy
Didn’t read the title and became very concerned very quickly.
Why is it “two moose” and not “two meese”?
With all I see of Alaska is Alaska just a cold version of Florida?
Two meese ?
What’s plural for moose? It’s not mooses nor meese so it’s......?
Actually, cooperating rather sweetly. What is the plural of moose: mooses, meece, moosen? Or is it as written, moose?
Alaska... fuck thats a 20 dollar pumpkin EASY.
Just a little amoose bouche
Bro I’m telling you it’s meese
I'm no ornithologist, but I'm fairly certain the plural of moose is 'moosen'.