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Looks like he is wearing flesh colored latex gloves

Reminds me of that scene from The Matrix.

What good is a phone call if you are unable to...speak?

Tell me, Mr Anderson, what good are finger nail clippers…. If you have no finger nails?

*Neo proceeds to clip toenails*

It's the smell...

You didn't think of the smell, you bitch!

Is this the Matrix / Sunny crossover of my dreams?

*Huh.. Deja vu.* What? *I just saw a rum ham. And then another one just like it.* Was it similar or the same? *Tastes the same.*

You see an Agent, you do what we do: run. Because of the implication.

What mouth?

Mmmmmmnnnhnnh 🤯

Just have to say that I was the only one in the entire movie theater to gasp very loudly at this scene... People laughed ...

Something about seeing it in the theater and being freaked out by the effects isn't something everyone who isn't at least close to 30 will ever understand. We'd never seen anything like it and it changed movie magic so much. I wish everyone could feel that for the first time again. It was so badass.

😶

what mouth

More like someone went out of control with the blur tool XD

“Mr Anderson, what good is an itch if you are unable to scratch?”

"how about, I give you the finger... And you give me my fingernails"

🎵fingernails for cash.com fingernails for cash. Remember there just fingernails so don’t expect much cash

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That nonstick frying goes well on top of the backburner, Steve.

i couldn’t describe how this photo made me feel and welp… you fucking nailed it

Good thing he did, cause the photo didn't nail anything.

r/angryupvote Fuck you

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Take this thing back to Baltimore.

“Love your suit.”

Yep, that's pretty damn dark. What's it from?

The Silence of the Lambs I believe.

Yes. If anyone tries to test you eat their liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Fpp fpppp fppppp.

Suite life of Zach and Cody

Awesome

Your thumb looks like there is some remnant. Like an imprint of the nail.

Bro has fetus fingies

I giggled inappropriately at this and almost spit out my pretzel. Thank you <3 Edit: Thank you for the silver, kind stranger! My giggle fit won me my first ever award :) Edit 2: Thank you very much for the awards. Not sure if they're for me or my pretzel but I appreciate them!

Was that pretzel making you Thirsty?

Fingers and nail beds but no nails . If u look closely it’s not just the thumb. Super interesting!

It makes it look like the skin grew over the nail

Yeah that's what I thought too. Maybe there isn't any nail "material" but the finger still has a similar shape

I was curious of this as well, so I searched it and [the other cases I can find are](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/283189515/figure/fig5/AS:[email protected]/Anonychia-in-nail-lichen-planus-Photo-courtesy-of-Dr-Justin-Finch-University-of.png).. worse looking. So it is hard to tell.. It does kind of look like the nail shape is there for some cases though.

Imagine if this was combined with that guy from a while back who didn't have finger creases.

lol, forgot about that. Combined would basically be cartoon fingers irl.

Scratching must be a challenge

I found a backscratcher on Amazon for 4 dollars.

BACKSCRATCHER? BACKSCRATCHER!

*BUTTSCRATCHER?

BUTTSCRATCHER!

BUTTLICKER our prices have never been lower!

My family BUILT this country

How dare you? My family built this country, by the way.

#BUTTSCRATCHER?

Fingerbangs like a champion though

I was gonna say this dudes fingering games gotta be on point

Oh there's no points. All smooth, beybey

Scratching can be solved. Picking your nose without fingernails would be the real challenge.

Yikes I can't imagine never having the satisfaction of pulling a big stringy boogie out

No complaints from the misses tho

missus*

Imagine have a real bad itch and tryna scratch with these nubs

Just get some item with an nonsharp edge and itch away….I’m more asking how would this person open a can of soda or something.

I used to bite my nails up until this February. You use the pinky finger and pull it up slightly with friction, then slide the finger deeper and open.

Please teach me your ways. Signed, Fingernail biter of 30+ years

I chewed my nails for decades then what I did was coat my nails with nail polish and whenever the urge to pick them I scraped the polish instead of my nails. Haven't chewed them for over 10 years now.

Oooh...

People open cans with fingernails? It has never occurred to me that people would do that vs the much more sturdy fingertip.

Tons of people are commenting about using utensils and shit to open cans, too. This thread is crazy.

Exactly! All these people are blowing my mind right now, it’s so easy to just do it with your bone-supported finger.

Scratch my back please

They just call it pawing at this point

reminds me of Odo from DS9

*Odo scoff*

I can hear this in my head

Lmao it's my favorite. Digging the username.

I heard someone likes Star Trek usernames

Fuck Tribbles. Lol cheers mate

QUAAAAAAARK

And I suppose you think that was clever, do you? I miss Rene

A true legend lost

Rene was so good at that

*Hhmmpf!*

"There will be no fingernails on the promenade"

How do you pick your nose?

I didn't pick mine. Just sorta ended up with it. Looks a little like my mom's.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose. But you can’t pick your friends nose

Not with that attitude.

[Ah, the ol' reddit nosearoo](https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/vipmqk/cursed_purchase/idh604x/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3).

Hold my nails, I'm going in !

Hello future nosepickers!

You just push it up and through the hole then swallow

*gags* please, no. How do I un-read this?

The damage has been done

I just asked this, didn't realize someone asked first

Reddit is just a bunch of predictive bots and you

Remember in the Matrix when Neo's mouth gets covered by skin in Agent Smith's interrogation room? This looks like that. Skin mouth fingers.

“What fingernails?”

I’ve been a chronic nail biter my entire life, I think I just realized the reason - this is what my mind desires

First thought was "man this would definitely stop me biting my nails"

I can’t give up now, I know what the end looks like!

💀

it would just turn into biting and picking at skin directly.

Same. I already have skin picking issues, I don't need to become a finger biter

I used to be until I got a staph infection in my mouth. Doctor told me it was probably the nail bitting because MRSA loves fingernails apparently.

i got a staph infection in my nose due to chronic nose picking!

Any drawbacks?

Imagine trying to pick up loose change on a hardwood floor.

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Imagine all the people

Livin' for today

Oooh ouh oooooo

Or picking up a needle off a Formica countertop.

I don’t use my nails for that anyway - I’d put a finger on top of it and move it to the counter edge.

Press down hard on the needle for a few seconds and lift up. Often it will stick to your skin

Finding the end of the sellotape

Or pulling price tags off of anything.

Oh god yes, this. Or peeling off stickers and labels.

I think that the sides of the nail below the skin helps make the edge of the finger more rigid, allowing your fingers to catch on edges on the thing you hold on to more easily. That it helps reduce the risk of your hand slipping even if it's cut short.

I can’t think of any drawbacks if it was on your toes, but nails on your fingers are useful

I bet stubbing your toe would hurt a hell of a lot more

i think i would rather have slightly more painful stubbed toes with no nails, than risk ripping off a whole toenail while stubbing it, which i have done before and do not recommend.

Not to mention that it takes forever to heal!

it took an entire year for my big toe nail to grow back and a good month or three dealing with pain and grossness from the healing!! shits genuinely worse than breaking a toe. i'm always more scared that i ripped another nail off than broke another toe every time i stub them!

I split a toenail down the middle vertically pretty deep like 3 years ago It's so deep that I'm too much of a wuss to cut it that far down so it keeps growing split. 3 fucking years of snagging them on socks as I put them on lol. I'd be fine with no toe nails I think

Bro just super glue your nail above where it splits.

You can't scratch yourself and it's gonna be hard to open a can of coke

I'll scratch your back you scra........wait a minute!

Not somebody you want to make that deal with..

Imagine going to scratch your ass and it makes the sound balloons make when you rub them together

This is the best comment here so far

But the girls must love it. I'm talking about sex

For those who don’t know, it’s so that your fingers don’t scratch when you put them in her belly button.

This guy sexes

/r/correctfemaleanatomy

r/substhatifellfor

Nailed it

The only way OP can 😂

Baby I’m talkin bout you and me

This guy fingerblasts

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That threads a year old and this thread has ressurected it asking him for pics of his toes, never change reddit, never fucking change lol https://reddit.com/r/Weird/comments/ioucs8/i_had_no_finger_nails_all_my_life/idicm6f

And OP answered right away, that's hilarious

Polite redditors dot com

Plastic bottles only, no tabs!

Am i the only one who doesnt use the nails just finger tips?

I CRINGE in the most literal sense at the thought of opening a can with a fingernail. How unnecessarily unpleasant

you get that one tab that is unusually strong and suddenly find out why we don't build engines out of keratin

The secret is to push down on the opposite side of the tab. It bends it up just a bit more for your finger to grip under, making it way easier to open.

Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps

Wait what? You use your nails?

Imagine having to open a can of coke

I bite my nails so I always open cans with the tip of my finger

I have to use a spoon or another utensil as a lever

Push down on the short end of the tab with one finger and use another to pry open the tab when it lifts off the top of the can a little bit.

... How the fuck did this not occur to me. Thank you.

Thank you for admitting this. I can finally live free of shame! Seriously my friends made fun of my for always needing a spoon to open my cans. It's been traumatic.

I bite my nails as well, but recently learned a nice little trick. If you put pressure on the other side of the tab, you can typically get enough space to pry it open with your finger!

Where's that meme about "I don't want a solution I want to be mad"? 😆

I used to bite my nails. Took my 27 years to stop and it was one easy trick. I got my wisdom teeth removed and had complications with healing so needed to go back for 2 follow up in chair procedures. It was too painful to bite them for like 4 months and viola, i no longer need to bite them. Easy really.

Not so bad. My nails are pretty short. Soda cans are easy. The things that would be hard/impossible without nails are scratching itches and removing stickers. I honestly can't think of much else off the top of my head.

Picking up a coin off a flat surface

You guys use nails for that? I just use my finger it works fine

Right, thats what I was thinking. My nails aren't long enough to push under a tab to get any leverage anyway, and that seems like it would feel painful pulling the nail outwards.

Was about to say! Are they trying to bend their nails off!?

You use your nail to open the tab?

I *have* nails but I can’t open using tabs. I always use a spoon underneath to pry it up.

r/oddlyterrifying to me

r/TIHI

Imagine what kind of finger blasting orgasms this hand could achieve!

I was just about to comment "FINGER ME"

Best I can do is tailgate you in my Corolla.

You just made me LOL on a plane. Next to a dude reading a book about Jesus.

Jesus would be envious, he had nails

At least three, unless you count the headboard.

That’s creepy as fuck.

It reminds me of the scene from matrix were Smith takes away Neos mouth.

First thing I thought of.

“What mouth?”

I’m glad I’m not the only one

Right I’ve seen a lot of weird shit on here but this makes me realllllly uncomfortable lol.

I know right? it's the coolest thing I've seen all day

Usually this happens when a persons bloodline is cursed by an envious witch.

The ladies appreciate this at least.

American ladies probably think uncircumcised fingers look weird though.

They do

Lesbians be like, "got my nails done <3"

but imagine never having to trim your nails ever again

Irl cartoon/anime hands.

I (21F) have this!! Was born premature, so most of my fingies are smooth, but I do have a nail on 2-3 of my fingers! which comes in handy when it comes to needing to scratch! Same with toes! Except i don’t really have nails on them like my fingers! It’s so crazy seeing this photo. I’ve never seen anyone else have this.

/r/TIHI

Imagine get a wet willy from this guy!

Ultimate Lesbian

It makes the digits look amputated even though they aren't. ​ At least they never have to worry about an ingrown nail.

Why is it allways fingers?

I know. They don’t even fing

r/oddlyterrifying

Skin looks bruised and sore… does it hurt?

Wish I could unsee this.