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ejarric

Looks like he is wearing flesh colored latex gloves


KeyStoneLighter

Reminds me of that scene from The Matrix.


JohnnyTight_Lips

What good is a phone call if you are unable to...speak?


spore

Tell me, Mr Anderson, what good are finger nail clippers…. If you have no finger nails?


UhhhhmmmmNo

*Neo proceeds to clip toenails*


JacksLackOfSuprise

It's the smell...


Fskn

You didn't think of the smell, you bitch!


TenaciousJP

Is this the Matrix / Sunny crossover of my dreams?


shoebob

*Huh.. Deja vu.* What? *I just saw a rum ham. And then another one just like it.* Was it similar or the same? *Tastes the same.*


jgonagle

You see an Agent, you do what we do: run. Because of the implication.


darthalex314

What mouth?


Rufio330

Mmmmmmnnnhnnh 🤯


W0rmpowder

Just have to say that I was the only one in the entire movie theater to gasp very loudly at this scene... People laughed ...


subgameperfect

Something about seeing it in the theater and being freaked out by the effects isn't something everyone who isn't at least close to 30 will ever understand. We'd never seen anything like it and it changed movie magic so much. I wish everyone could feel that for the first time again. It was so badass.


cranberry94

😶


PathToEternity

what mouth


Alortania

More like someone went out of control with the blur tool XD


DimitriMishkin

“Mr Anderson, what good is an itch if you are unable to scratch?”


Phantom0591

"how about, I give you the finger... And you give me my fingernails"


Backburnersteve

🎵fingernails for cash.com fingernails for cash. Remember there just fingernails so don’t expect much cash


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juliazzz

That nonstick frying goes well on top of the backburner, Steve.


alxjnssn

i couldn’t describe how this photo made me feel and welp… you fucking nailed it


Red_Danger33

Good thing he did, cause the photo didn't nail anything.


Rare_Management_3583

r/angryupvote Fuck you


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DressPrevious2233

Take this thing back to Baltimore.


CasinoMarginale

“Love your suit.”


lolrightythen

Yep, that's pretty damn dark. What's it from?


KittenWitch1313

The Silence of the Lambs I believe.


pm_yo_bacon

Yes. If anyone tries to test you eat their liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.


ksavage68

Fpp fpppp fppppp.


azocrye

Suite life of Zach and Cody


NikFenomeno

Awesome


W_guy

Your thumb looks like there is some remnant. Like an imprint of the nail.


TheHappyMask93

Bro has fetus fingies


Puddle_of_Cat

I giggled inappropriately at this and almost spit out my pretzel. Thank you <3 Edit: Thank you for the silver, kind stranger! My giggle fit won me my first ever award :) Edit 2: Thank you very much for the awards. Not sure if they're for me or my pretzel but I appreciate them!


RapMastaC1

Was that pretzel making you Thirsty?


AFrayedSew

Fingers and nail beds but no nails . If u look closely it’s not just the thumb. Super interesting!


Luigi_deathglare

It makes it look like the skin grew over the nail


-B-r-0-c-k-

Yeah that's what I thought too. Maybe there isn't any nail "material" but the finger still has a similar shape


Horskr

I was curious of this as well, so I searched it and [the other cases I can find are](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/283189515/figure/fig5/AS:[email protected]/Anonychia-in-nail-lichen-planus-Photo-courtesy-of-Dr-Justin-Finch-University-of.png).. worse looking. So it is hard to tell.. It does kind of look like the nail shape is there for some cases though.


Eusocial_Snowman

Imagine if this was combined with that guy from a while back who didn't have finger creases.


Horskr

lol, forgot about that. Combined would basically be cartoon fingers irl.


paulsmt

Scratching must be a challenge


ChiKeytatiOon

I found a backscratcher on Amazon for 4 dollars.


Cripplefight85

BACKSCRATCHER? BACKSCRATCHER!


customer_service_af

*BUTTSCRATCHER?


Pigsfly77

BUTTSCRATCHER!


thesearch4animalchin

BUTTLICKER our prices have never been lower!


swingsetlife

My family BUILT this country


Nayre_Trawe

How dare you? My family built this country, by the way.


BKStephens

#BUTTSCRATCHER?


Rhorge

Fingerbangs like a champion though


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I was gonna say this dudes fingering games gotta be on point


TheFr1nk

Oh there's no points. All smooth, beybey


SuprSaiyanTurry

Scratching can be solved. Picking your nose without fingernails would be the real challenge.


Superrocks

Yikes I can't imagine never having the satisfaction of pulling a big stringy boogie out


getyourcheftogether

No complaints from the misses tho


Grabbsy2

missus*


TheMysticLeviathan

Imagine have a real bad itch and tryna scratch with these nubs


TheWalkingDead91

Just get some item with an nonsharp edge and itch away….I’m more asking how would this person open a can of soda or something.


RedPhysGun77

I used to bite my nails up until this February. You use the pinky finger and pull it up slightly with friction, then slide the finger deeper and open.


LoonsOverWisconsin

Please teach me your ways. Signed, Fingernail biter of 30+ years


CyberMindGrrl

I chewed my nails for decades then what I did was coat my nails with nail polish and whenever the urge to pick them I scraped the polish instead of my nails. Haven't chewed them for over 10 years now.


Solarflair500

Oooh...


concentrated-amazing

People open cans with fingernails? It has never occurred to me that people would do that vs the much more sturdy fingertip.


Gary_FucKing

Tons of people are commenting about using utensils and shit to open cans, too. This thread is crazy.


Hawkmooclast

Exactly! All these people are blowing my mind right now, it’s so easy to just do it with your bone-supported finger.


KerkaNa

Scratch my back please


GooseandMaverick

They just call it pawing at this point


Stairwayunicorn

reminds me of Odo from DS9


LieutenantBJ

*Odo scoff*


Jadziyah

I can hear this in my head


LieutenantBJ

Lmao it's my favorite. Digging the username.


TribbleTamer

I heard someone likes Star Trek usernames


LieutenantBJ

Fuck Tribbles. Lol cheers mate


VoidlingTunes

QUAAAAAAARK


Sanctimonius

And I suppose you think that was clever, do you? I miss Rene


Alarming_Fee_6993

A true legend lost


AlloyedClavicle

Rene was so good at that


mrjake118

*Hhmmpf!*


miggy3399

"There will be no fingernails on the promenade"


dtspchris

How do you pick your nose?


BloomsdayDevice

I didn't pick mine. Just sorta ended up with it. Looks a little like my mom's.


Ignio_Montoya_

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose. But you can’t pick your friends nose


Idontwantthesetacos

Not with that attitude.


schriepes

[Ah, the ol' reddit nosearoo](https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/vipmqk/cursed_purchase/idh604x/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3).


Sexy-Spaghetti

Hold my nails, I'm going in !


williamshatnersbeast

Hello future nosepickers!


J5893

You just push it up and through the hole then swallow


velveteendragon

*gags* please, no. How do I un-read this?


dtspchris

The damage has been done


mostly_kinda_sorta

I just asked this, didn't realize someone asked first


iebarnett51

Reddit is just a bunch of predictive bots and you


Aysel_Ketobsessed

Remember in the Matrix when Neo's mouth gets covered by skin in Agent Smith's interrogation room? This looks like that. Skin mouth fingers.


DreadGiraffe210

“What fingernails?”


Brief_Scale496

I’ve been a chronic nail biter my entire life, I think I just realized the reason - this is what my mind desires


StatuatoryApe

First thought was "man this would definitely stop me biting my nails"


OutbackXT2point5FAN

I can’t give up now, I know what the end looks like!


XxJibril

💀


Sc4r4byte

it would just turn into biting and picking at skin directly.


Adorabloodthirstea

Same. I already have skin picking issues, I don't need to become a finger biter


dmcdaniel87

I used to be until I got a staph infection in my mouth. Doctor told me it was probably the nail bitting because MRSA loves fingernails apparently.


razzytrazza

i got a staph infection in my nose due to chronic nose picking!


cmusicsxil

Any drawbacks?


Zetsumenchi

Imagine trying to pick up loose change on a hardwood floor.


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nine_thousands

Imagine all the people


JustSub

Livin' for today


EmptyBarrel

Oooh ouh oooooo


Darryl_Lict

Or picking up a needle off a Formica countertop.


sparklybeast

I don’t use my nails for that anyway - I’d put a finger on top of it and move it to the counter edge.


rook24v

Press down hard on the needle for a few seconds and lift up. Often it will stick to your skin


smoke420shroom

Finding the end of the sellotape


mahoujosei100

Or pulling price tags off of anything.


glitter_h1ppo

Oh god yes, this. Or peeling off stickers and labels.


mikk0384

I think that the sides of the nail below the skin helps make the edge of the finger more rigid, allowing your fingers to catch on edges on the thing you hold on to more easily. That it helps reduce the risk of your hand slipping even if it's cut short.


RedRaiderJoe27

I can’t think of any drawbacks if it was on your toes, but nails on your fingers are useful


RandyHoward

I bet stubbing your toe would hurt a hell of a lot more


avaflies

i think i would rather have slightly more painful stubbed toes with no nails, than risk ripping off a whole toenail while stubbing it, which i have done before and do not recommend.


cyborgcyborgcyborg

Not to mention that it takes forever to heal!


avaflies

it took an entire year for my big toe nail to grow back and a good month or three dealing with pain and grossness from the healing!! shits genuinely worse than breaking a toe. i'm always more scared that i ripped another nail off than broke another toe every time i stub them!


peon2

I split a toenail down the middle vertically pretty deep like 3 years ago It's so deep that I'm too much of a wuss to cut it that far down so it keeps growing split. 3 fucking years of snagging them on socks as I put them on lol. I'd be fine with no toe nails I think


Flokki_the_Monk

Bro just super glue your nail above where it splits.


Ramlio27

You can't scratch yourself and it's gonna be hard to open a can of coke


Beneficial_Jelly2697

I'll scratch your back you scra........wait a minute!


FlatRaise5879

Not somebody you want to make that deal with..


Naz_Oni

Imagine going to scratch your ass and it makes the sound balloons make when you rub them together


smokeydaBandito

This is the best comment here so far


Jjhammer31

But the girls must love it. I'm talking about sex


Deradius

For those who don’t know, it’s so that your fingers don’t scratch when you put them in her belly button.


jdlyons81

This guy sexes


PhreakyByNature

/r/correctfemaleanatomy


OffBrandNameBrand

r/substhatifellfor


IcravelaughterandTHC

Nailed it


Fuhrankie

The only way OP can 😂


W0666007

Baby I’m talkin bout you and me


FlatRaise5879

This guy fingerblasts


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Ignitus

That threads a year old and this thread has ressurected it asking him for pics of his toes, never change reddit, never fucking change lol https://reddit.com/r/Weird/comments/ioucs8/i_had_no_finger_nails_all_my_life/idicm6f


Incman

And OP answered right away, that's hilarious


TechGoat

Polite redditors dot com


kelbybryant24

Plastic bottles only, no tabs!


Pro_phet

Am i the only one who doesnt use the nails just finger tips?


Gibson4242

I CRINGE in the most literal sense at the thought of opening a can with a fingernail. How unnecessarily unpleasant


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you get that one tab that is unusually strong and suddenly find out why we don't build engines out of keratin


Comfortable_Relief62

The secret is to push down on the opposite side of the tab. It bends it up just a bit more for your finger to grip under, making it way easier to open.


Sir_Kashur

Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps


kynmites

Wait what? You use your nails?


Ooozzyy1

Imagine having to open a can of coke


ForeverSJC

I bite my nails so I always open cans with the tip of my finger


notoriously5

I have to use a spoon or another utensil as a lever


sonicqaz

Push down on the short end of the tab with one finger and use another to pry open the tab when it lifts off the top of the can a little bit.


Multicolored_Squares

... How the fuck did this not occur to me. Thank you.


vincentdmartin

Thank you for admitting this. I can finally live free of shame! Seriously my friends made fun of my for always needing a spoon to open my cans. It's been traumatic.


theotherplanet

I bite my nails as well, but recently learned a nice little trick. If you put pressure on the other side of the tab, you can typically get enough space to pry it open with your finger!


vincentdmartin

Where's that meme about "I don't want a solution I want to be mad"? 😆


unsinkable02

I used to bite my nails. Took my 27 years to stop and it was one easy trick. I got my wisdom teeth removed and had complications with healing so needed to go back for 2 follow up in chair procedures. It was too painful to bite them for like 4 months and viola, i no longer need to bite them. Easy really.


tagged2high

Not so bad. My nails are pretty short. Soda cans are easy. The things that would be hard/impossible without nails are scratching itches and removing stickers. I honestly can't think of much else off the top of my head.


earthlybiome

Picking up a coin off a flat surface


MegaFatcat100

You guys use nails for that? I just use my finger it works fine


Kilir

Right, thats what I was thinking. My nails aren't long enough to push under a tab to get any leverage anyway, and that seems like it would feel painful pulling the nail outwards.


KungenSam

Was about to say! Are they trying to bend their nails off!?


JustSayinCaucasian

You use your nail to open the tab?


OneHumanPeOple

I *have* nails but I can’t open using tabs. I always use a spoon underneath to pry it up.


picenicvic

r/oddlyterrifying to me


mattlag

r/TIHI


piper_nigrum

Imagine what kind of finger blasting orgasms this hand could achieve!


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

I was just about to comment "FINGER ME"


BirdSeedHat

Best I can do is tailgate you in my Corolla.


glenarbourgal

You just made me LOL on a plane. Next to a dude reading a book about Jesus.


RegularHousewife

Jesus would be envious, he had nails


jawadrian

At least three, unless you count the headboard.


Fear51

That’s creepy as fuck.


zuzg

It reminds me of the scene from matrix were Smith takes away Neos mouth.


FlowRiderBob

First thing I thought of.


iamscarfac3

“What mouth?”


redfan29

I’m glad I’m not the only one


WaywardSon270

Right I’ve seen a lot of weird shit on here but this makes me realllllly uncomfortable lol.


Elidon007

I know right? it's the coolest thing I've seen all day


My_Immortal_Flesh

Usually this happens when a persons bloodline is cursed by an envious witch.


blueknightgoldknight

The ladies appreciate this at least.


prince___dakkar

American ladies probably think uncircumcised fingers look weird though.


Sweetmacaroni

They do


Hella4nia

Lesbians be like, "got my nails done <3"


krabby__patties

but imagine never having to trim your nails ever again


Somesquiddo

Irl cartoon/anime hands.


BonusAgreeable9901

I (21F) have this!! Was born premature, so most of my fingies are smooth, but I do have a nail on 2-3 of my fingers! which comes in handy when it comes to needing to scratch! Same with toes! Except i don’t really have nails on them like my fingers! It’s so crazy seeing this photo. I’ve never seen anyone else have this.


WendellVaughn_Quasar

/r/TIHI


AcceptableDealer

Imagine get a wet willy from this guy!


wileykoyote1111

Ultimate Lesbian


Kujo-Johan

It makes the digits look amputated even though they aren't. ​ At least they never have to worry about an ingrown nail.


Mdu5t

Why is it allways fingers?


GoSuckYaMother

I know. They don’t even fing


heartboundd

r/oddlyterrifying


Idahodoglover

Skin looks bruised and sore… does it hurt?


Several_Currency7532

Wish I could unsee this.