Gandalf rides a Toyota at the Battle of Helms Deep
By - AshThatBurns
I don't know what I just read, but i love it!
Why thank you! Couldn't have done it without Gandalf and his trusty steed!
Yes AshThatBurns! Their own masters cannot find them, if their secrets are forgotten! Ah... now let me see... Ithildin. It mirrors only starlight and moonlight. It reads: The Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria, Speak Friend and Enter
Im gonna shoot this down, he wouldn’t be driving a Toyota cause Toyota would be funding to get Sauron back in power that’s their thing
I think in that case, a Toyota would count as a weapon of the enemy. They will drive the Toyota to Mordor to drop it into the flames of Mount Doom, where all the Toyotas were forged.
*One VROOM to rule them all, one VROOM to find them, One VROOM to drive them all, and in the darkness fasten their seatbelts*
Curious to know if OP took their inspiration from this? https://youtu.be/a4W8zOym3ag
Hahaha nope but that was amazing lol thanks for sharing!!!
Im at work at the moment and I saw [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/pz6hx6/alright_which_one_of_you_nerds_did_i_see_at/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) and was inspired by that and just pumped this out.
Tbh I was initially gonna write about when Faramir and his soldiers suicide charging towards Osgilliath, because the car in the picture has a license plate saying "4GONDOR".
So in that scene, Gandalf shows up with a Toyota and saves them all by crashing into the orcs. And it was gonna end with "Sponsored by Toyota" or something like that, but I couldnt get it to fit well for some reason so I switched to this.
EDIT: Added the link to the inspired post
And I must follow if I can. The road goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began, now far ahead the road has gone, and I must follow if I can.