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Gandalf rides a Toyota at the Battle of Helms Deep

Gandalf rides a Toyota at the Battle of Helms Deep

lukask99

I don't know what I just read, but i love it!


AshThatBurns

Why thank you! Couldn't have done it without Gandalf and his trusty steed!


gandalf-bot

Yes AshThatBurns! Their own masters cannot find them, if their secrets are forgotten! Ah... now let me see... Ithildin. It mirrors only starlight and moonlight. It reads: The Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria, Speak Friend and Enter


caseydkeenum8

Im gonna shoot this down, he wouldn’t be driving a Toyota cause Toyota would be funding to get Sauron back in power that’s their thing


AshThatBurns

I think in that case, a Toyota would count as a weapon of the enemy. They will drive the Toyota to Mordor to drop it into the flames of Mount Doom, where all the Toyotas were forged. *One VROOM to rule them all, one VROOM to find them, One VROOM to drive them all, and in the darkness fasten their seatbelts*


PubeDentalFloss

Curious to know if OP took their inspiration from this? https://youtu.be/a4W8zOym3ag


AshThatBurns

Hahaha nope but that was amazing lol thanks for sharing!!! Im at work at the moment and I saw [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/pz6hx6/alright_which_one_of_you_nerds_did_i_see_at/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) and was inspired by that and just pumped this out. Tbh I was initially gonna write about when Faramir and his soldiers suicide charging towards Osgilliath, because the car in the picture has a license plate saying "4GONDOR". So in that scene, Gandalf shows up with a Toyota and saves them all by crashing into the orcs. And it was gonna end with "Sponsored by Toyota" or something like that, but I couldnt get it to fit well for some reason so I switched to this. EDIT: Added the link to the inspired post


gandalf-bot

And I must follow if I can. The road goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began, now far ahead the road has gone, and I must follow if I can.