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Terom84

This feels like a father advertisement


aWildEgg

Dadvertisement.


American_Communist22

You are a god among humans


Bindair-Dundat

This is legit the funniest shit I've read in a while omfg


Abblack2005

Now this, this is a true dad joke right here


KarlosGeek

Dad ad


restlesslegs21

Yes!!! I'll put money down right now!!


orange_man_12

Do you accept trade ins?


23x3

What about IOUs?


118R3volution

I always buy pre-owned fathers to save money


Drug-Edu-4skools

Well it’s fuckin working


Suspicious-Ad-9960

Cant hurt her feelings with a dad like that.


Tacomanthecat

I'd be so scared to disappoint him.


PoundRoutine2503

FIL advertisement. She's a stunner and I get to call him Dad. I'm in!


imjustbrowsing123

Weekends and trips will always be a blast!


gfkxchy

Could you imagine him as a Grandpa? *Honey, I'm gonna drop the kids and myself off at your parents' place for the evening... I guess we'll see you tomorrow?*


zezerouth

Reminds me of that New Girl episode where Jess considered marrying a dude she couldn’t stand just because she loved his parents lol


DaWalt1976

He would be an awesome grandfather!


Luuloprinssi

Good I just got some money and saved them. What's the starter price?


CrazzyPanda72

About tree fiddy


Emblemized

Get your own today


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HIDD3N_WEEB

Yeah, same man.


TheEyeDontLie

Be the change you want to see. Become the dorky happy man. Fuel others fires. Inspire children. Feast on their energy.


myartificialself

Happy adults know when to let their inner kid out for some fun.


Strange-Movie

This is why I park in the back of the grocery store parking lot; less people, easier pull-through parking, **and** I get to ride the cart back to the corral closer to the store


shoeboxlid

This shit stresses me out so much haha. I always park in the back of whatever lot Im in because its so much easier to walk. Lately Ive been doing group trips with my friends to grocery stores though and they will go up and down the lanes for 5-10 minutes trying to find a close spot


TerriFlamingo

This. Lay-ZEE. Drives me nuts. Just walk. Ugh.


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I won't stop riding on shopping carts until I'm physically incapable of doing so. And then I will sit in the cart and ask my wife to push me


cowtow

I am one of the most childish people I know, hate folks who take themselves seriously. Being unafraid to be goofy is so liberating. 👌🏽


SmartWonderWoman

Yep! Can confirm. My little girl asked me to wear my Wonder Woman costume to school when I picked her up from school. She was in second grade at the time. When I walked into to her class wearing my costume my little girl was so happy and proud. I was totally embarrassed. I never planned on wearing the costume in public. But my little girl asked me to and I did. That’s why I have the picture that my daughter took that day as my Reddit profile picture.


MQ116

Devour their souls *after* they die. ^Good ^demon


Antryst

Change the happy energy you want to see, man. Inspire fires. Others become fuel! Feast on their dorky children. ^^just ^^kidding ^^- ^^felt ^^like ^^your ^^words ^^were ^^super ^^ripe ^^for ^^recombining!


Chainsaw_Viking

After he beats the living tar out of you with kindness, respect and humor of course.


Adebisi5

agreed and be goofy too


HalfSoul30

I'd skip right on past the girl too.


JustWhyDoINeedTo

10/10 would not want hurt the dads feelings, that man is precious


Missfitsin

My exact sentiments


Fatalchemist

So we still don't mess with her because of her dad. Task failed successfully! Yay!


unwantedposterboy

*"Hey, babe. I uh- erm. I'm gonna go hang with your dad today."* *"WHAT THE FUCK!"* *"WE HAVE THINGS IN COMMON, OKAY?!"*


thorpie88

Reminds me of me and my friends in our early adult years going to a work mates house for the primary reason to drink with his dad


timid_scorpion

When I was in high school, this chick's dad legit loved me. Even after me and the girl stopped talking I would regularly get invites to their house for dinner. Guy loved to talk history.


Cyberzombie

Shoulda just done a trade. You get him as a dad, she gets your family.


feltsassymightdelete

If I hadn't moved 100 miles away, I would 100% still see my ex father in law at least biweekly.


whistling-wonderer

My dad used to just hang out and talk with my nana before he and my mom got married. My nana’s just that kind of person, she adopts everybody lol


FDaHBDY8XF7

If her dad was some big bulky buff dude I could just run and hide. This man... there is nothing I can hide behind that would prevent me from knowing I crushed this sweet mans soul.


R50cent

I would date her to hang out with her dad


Cptn_Hook

I'm picturing the two of us together, in the middle of an argument in which I'm 100% certain I'm right, just fuming inside that I have to let her win. *Just let it go. You might not get to hang out with dad anymore.*


ScottIPease

Gene Belcher has entered the chat


answers4asians

My mother in law sat my wife and I down for a serious heart to heart chat. "You two make a great couple and I hope you're together forever. But if something happens just know that I'm disowning {wife} and {me} will be my son."


A-Human-potato

I would date her dad


Not_a_real_ghost

Hello, I am Dad.


Brz135

So, what are you doing tonight?


R50cent

I'd put money on some kind of happy dance


Freeman7-13

Stacy's dad is really really rad


-eagle73

*Stacy can't you see, you're just not the friend for me? I know it might be wrong but I'm great pals with Stacy's dad.*


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Keachy_Plean

What's your dad's name?


muchosandwiches

Don't eat that meat, it's rotten meat.


DrunksInSpace

> I would date her to hang out with her dad I did that once. Fuсk, I miss Boris, hardest breakup.


daversa

In high school, I dated a girl who had 4 sisters and no brothers. Her dad seemed so pumped whenever I would come over and show interest in his car projects and hang out in the garage. I ended up hanging out with him a few times just to wrench on cars. Good dude.


Amdaxiom

Holy crap are you me? Her dad is who taught me how to fix cars. Change brakes, rotate tires, change spark plugs, check timing, bleed brakes, change spark plug wires.... Oh wait. Three sisters. So not me.


Tyronewatermelone123

I also choose this girl's dad


FunStuff446

I’m sure he’s a kickass cook!


FuqThePolMods

Really glad I scrolled down two comments before commenting this word for word.


diegggs94

Imagine his face when you’re picking up your stuff from her place after you hurt her. The disappointment… and you know he would be there for support


ReyRey5280

But then he drops a; “Don’t feel too bad, she was always gonna end up with Keung anyway! now that he’s finishing up his residency he’ll have more time for her”


suhfaulic

*tries to perform seppuku* Dad: *looks even more disappointed* Nevermind...


Erwin_Rommel5

Why was I expecting a former convict then got someone who feels like my grandfather.


Punt_Sp33dChunk

He must be protected !


noelsillo

I would say that number also applies if you grab a beer with him


Leoliano

This is the way


ukwonderboy

Disappointing him would be the worst 😪


Thunderchief646054

Rewriting priorities 1. eat 2. protect new dad 3. Feed gf


8764446

Indeed


Splickity-Lit

10/10 would date the dad over her, even though I’m a man and not gay


josecastilloellion

The dad's disappointment would hurt infinitely more


ELB2001

I'd date her just to get to be near him


laguna1126

10/10 I'd make the dad my best friend.


drjammiepants

I’m sure he’s one of her best friends. I wish I had a dad like this.


DessertTwink

What's a dad?


fishshow221

IDK some guy that shows up sometimes to beat the crap out of you.


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possiblydefinitelyme

Right there with you, buddy.


UmbrellaUser69

He’s still out buying cigarettes. He’ll come back.


possiblydefinitelyme

What a drag. And I mean it must be an epic one.


arimukh

Take this upvote and fuck off


4ndreas11

motherfuckers


DuntadaMan

Hey sport, you sound like you're down. Why don't we go have a catch?


possiblydefinitelyme

A womanizer you meet once, just so you remember he loves his other family and not you.


Wolverinedoge

Date the girl for the dad.


tuckedfexas

I know we’re breaking up, but can I still be friends with your dad?


spacembracers

I wouldn’t fuck with him. He would straight up tell me how disappointed he is and it would be devastating


satooshi-nakamooshi

No, he'd say "That's ok, I know you're struggling" and honestly that would be worse


spacembracers

Ah shit just put me in the fuckin’ casket already, that would legit kill me


WombatInferno

You don't need to be so dramatic, it's ok to feel bad, it's fine to regret, but you learn from these things, and become a better person than the one I already know. Never stop learning or being the best you that you can be. Now how about a beer?


Keroro_Roadster

Stop, he's already dead!


RestoreMyHonor

Resurrected only to be mercilessly killed again


blindclock61862

NO


Snurky-the-Human

I’m melting


2in2

I can tell you right now I'd sob for hours.


OkRecording1299

Ah fuck that hurt just reading


ImpossibleEstimate56

Fuck, this made me tear a bit.


gotchubro

Then he'd ask if you need some help because he's here for you


SlaiSketch

Some Uncle Iroh moment right there.


Leema1

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined - the dad


blueposca

this


LongjumpingWasabi756

Love this woman showing appreciation for her goofy loveable dad in this silly way


Androktone

She's lucky to have him lol


HoldMyThrowawaysWife

They are lucky to have each other.


tryhardfit

Im not 100% certain, but im betting she is the way she is in part because of him.


AtomicKittenz

I would like to have a dad like that, please.


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Seems like a cool dude.


halfblindguy

Happy he had a great time in Iceland


am-swamp-rat

i like iceland a lot i am glad he seemed to like it too


fredsiphone19

……..does he need a best friend?….


sentry_buster_no-713

Does he look like the type of person who doesn't have a hundred friends already? That said, I would like to apply for friend number 101


Talking_Burger

Hey hey hey, get in line, buster.


sentry_buster_no-713

Hey buddy, I was here first


Jerome_the_cheeta

I rather date the father than her.


HRCEmailServerITGuy

I ain’t even gay and I’d date him.


Aqui1am_

Straight dude here: Raise your hand if you want to go on a hike with her dad? Fuck it, I’d go *antiquing* with that guy


_EvryMan

*"Yeah, I'll fucking, yeah, I'll fucking, yeah I'll take you antiquing. And buy you the nicest doll house. Hand-painted!"*


lilypeachkitty

Stop you're making my husband cry!


Adebisi5

same


Ephemeris

Same same, but different


Neuroticzz

^ This, absolutely


SuaveThrower

I don't know. She probably turned out awesome with a dad like that, and if you married her he could be your dad too!


SynesthesiaBrah

Why not both?


Mysterious-Ms-Anon

Do not hurt her Dad or I will cry damn it why is he so precious.


JustPixelatedlmao

Thats actually a very good and supportive father


Kiwiteepee

I mean, maybe? I've seen all of 10 seconds of him lol but if I were a betting man, I'd agree.


take-money

Those 10 seconds are actually the entirety of the time he’s spent with his family in the last 20 years


Kiwiteepee

At least he made them count? lmao


jiasuuu

That dad seems like a 10/10 person


PussyWagon6969

He must be protected at all costs.


luffydkenshin

I’m kinda sad that I am not friends with him. Definitely the positivity we need more of in the world.


Joultzy

I’m terrified


The_Mighty_Bird

He’s so nice and caring. Like the type that would snap and make me disappear without a trace. “You hurt my daughter’s feelings. You seem nice enough but you should not be around.” “Ok, I’ll leave”. “Yea, you should.” *black bag goes over my head*


semicoloradonative

This is the type of dad where I would want to date the girl just as an excuse to become friends with the dad.


Shitisonfireyo

Glad I'm not alone in this. I've had relationships where I was more devastated at losing her family than I was her.


Neuchacho

I can't even remember what one of my previous girlfriends looks like anymore, but I can still recall her sweet, old grandparents with clarity. And their amazing Sunday pasta. I wish shit was this clear in the present.


Annual-Berry-8541

Dad seems cool AF 😎 he aight in my book 🤙🏼


FragrantImplement958

I love him very much


Holy_Sungaal

Omg I love your dad


Penguin_Goober

If I ever get to meet my father, I hope he’s just like this.


Sir_Cloudington

I wish you well on that


Dikkeknikker

Your dad is fun


BlackMentallyIllNerd

You win this round, young lady....


Aedzy

Hahaha. He looks so wholesome.


JPK12794

I'd marry her just so he could be my father in law


Exa_N0ri

That looks like the happiest man on the planet


ross71699

Salute to a good pops.


UrMomsAHo92

Omg where's the video of the dad saying "I'm a cookin'!" While wearing don't girly apron xD


Shryke7

Bro I would dump her for her dad


Jwelch59

Omg her dad is ready to cute us to death


CEOAerotyneLtd

will your dad be my friend?


gametesterlol

I love him 😍


chickenprmessan

A talk with him looks like it’ll change your view on life


leod1759

i feel like if i met him i wouldn't have depression anymore


laralye

I thought this was going to be a weird thirst trap but for her dad... And it oddly was


This_Phantom_Pain

A National treasure has been discovered, he must be protected at all costs


A_Man_Named_Jayne

I fear no man...but that man scars me.


Tarobu

Absolutely not what I expected but wow he’s so cute 🥺🥺


idunnololz101

Your dad is amazing!


mathario

Is he single?


frilledplex

I don't want to disappoint him


That_BMW_Lover

I wouldnt hurt her because of being scared her dad will never like me again


whutupmydude

That kind of dad could wreck you more than any beating could by politely saying he’s not angry, but disappointed in you.


Future_Burrito

Wow. Between the woman and the dad this looks like an all around win to date. Bet the mom is super awesome too. Only problem might be maintaining their level.


xd_Shadow_bx

I 100% would go apologize to your father if I ever hurt you


SavageCabbageGG

Guys! I think we just found thanos's match!


The_Chad624

Sounds chill


Lost-Bee-7507

Real gangstas mend their own clothes.


IcriEveryTime2000

I love him


JulesLovesYou1993

I can say, with confidence, that I would die for this man.


shavedpolarbear

Damn, I wish i had a dad.


Ramrustu

10/10 would not mess with. I don’t want to hurt the poor guys feelings :(


SamAttemptsLife

I’m jealous


ninjahunz

Nah we're getting married, he's our dad now


Stupidfatdoinks

I would never hurt you, I want your dad to like me.


KScab_WeWantRenji

He’s cute and so is she.


Persona_Insomnia

I wouldn't wanna hurt her purely to not sadden that lovely father.


edessaid

I wouldn't do anything to hurt him. He's so cool. I don't know about her tho


Dirty_Gurdy

I would not mess with that man. If a man is that comfortable with himself you know he don’t fuck around when it comes to real business


PositiveThinking3000

He is a great dad. ☝🏼


TheOnlyTrueAlexFox

I love that man


Vega7122020

I wouldn’t hurt you since it would hurt your dad


placeholderNull

I want to be his friend.


ChiefFox24

Well it looks like an awesome dad.


LexieMariah

I love this.


theeighthlion

I wanna meet that dad


Stuliex

No, because then he would be sad and I dont want that.


96imok

Honestly if I was a shit head i would be a hundred times more scared of this guy than some meathead dad.


derpfaceddargon

I would hate myself if I made such a good man sad


Sprocket_Rocket_

I want to hangout with your dad.


rhinocolorado

He must be protected at all costs.


Dead-HC-Taco

This makes me want to be part of her life, as her boyfriend or friend lol


SuperShortUsername

I dont wanna hurt her because i dont wanna hurt the dad , matter of fact i wanna date her dad


Bloatedbeaner

That last one was beautiful. Perfect family