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randomusername1121

1000 meters


Fur_Fun

1000000 milimeters


JoeysDestinyYT

10 hectometers


DrSHawkins

1e+12 nanometres


hahafunnynumber69420

(6t^3 + 1)^3 - (6t^3 - 1)^3 - (6t^2)^3 = 2 * 500 meters


Garlic_Overload

now that’s a name i haven’t heard of for a long time


Not_a_tryhard_gamer

I thought it was 100 hectometers and 10 dekameters..?


Garlic_Overload

no it’s the other way around


Alpha_S_205

Yes


Not_a_tryhard_gamer

Yeah I looked up the conversion sorry


randomusername1121

10000 centimeters


h3avY_rA1n

It's 100 my friend.


randomusername1121

Look after a point i was guessing, good to know though


h3avY_rA1n

Lmao fair enough, I up voted your comment if that helps any lol


ice_or_flames

Its 1000?!


Undercoverdog___

Just meet in the middle: 500cm


Takasumi22

10000 decimeters


Ok-Pumpkin-9058

Smaller mile


HyrulesFinalHope

Not really, a kilometer is 1.6 miles


DanniManniDJT

No dude, 1 mile is 1.6 KM…


StunGunner31

And 8 mile is M&M


DanniManniDJT

And a green mile?


Ok-Pumpkin-9058

DAMN IT!!


KevinFromIT6625

Smol mile


not-me101

It is in the effing name FFS surly (?) They can figure it out . Kilo = 1000, metre = well you may have guessed it but it means metre so put the two together and you get ?? 1000 metres


Not_a_tryhard_gamer

I may be the woosh but here goes… r/woooosh


rushfan420

SPRICH


Slein4273

METRISCH


robbanksy

DU AMISOHN


Undercoverdog___

Guten Tag bei dem Weg


DanniManniDJT

Krankenwagen


Undercoverdog___

Ta tü ta ta


Sensual_Pudding

A sensible unit of measurement.


TheLoneWolfMe

A superior unit of measurement, you must mean.


Max-lower-back-Payne

You mean a unit of measure in a superior system of weights and measures.


69tank69

A unit of measurement so superior it is based off of a Planck length


CentralPerk77

Im sorry but here in America we measure things in hamburgers per square pickup truck, the clearly superior form of measurement


Wolfbite17

Exactly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Lower-Designer-2859

So it's basically meters but with kilo


icecoldfivefold

So meters while high on cocaine. Understood.


0zerosinjin

I wanna save this so bad to my phone..


MemeLover43

u/savevideo


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u/savevideobot


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mavmav0

I am very high, this is the funniest shit I’ve seen


beane_d

Lmao same


pizzapop34

Lmao same


mavmav0

Hahahahhahahaha what the fuck is a kilometer!!!


mcma0108

WHAT THE FUCK IS A YARD?!?!


xengar42_

idk


xengar42_

and i’m from the us


EightBitBug

It’s 3 feet


Salt_Avocado_2470

So 2 feet 1 m so 3 feet is 1,5 m


Inevitable_Indian

3 feet 3.37 inches= 1 meter


Salt_Avocado_2470

Man fuck imperial measure this was brought by Roberto the skin eater bot


im_Roby

Measurement unit


aye-its-this-guy

Murica


aavesomemore

A unit of measurement that makes sense


barbixads

kilo = thousand meter = length of the path travelled by light in a vacuum in (1/299 792 45) of a second. kilometer = a thousand meters Bruh


Abnorc

That doesn't make sense your calculation does not factor in aether wind.


Vatnam

Nobody really takes speed of light in a vaccum into consideration. Meter is a meter, and Kilo mean thousand.


ImSorryButWhy

What the hell are feet, do you guys take a foot and meauser urself?? I'm actually confused


CentralPerk77

I’m not completely sure, but i think it was the measurement of some kings foot from hundreds of years ago


ImSorryButWhy

Ah okay


wad11656

Blame the Bri'ish Edit: turns out that yes, it originated with people measuring feet (then standardizing it), which is a very ancient way to measure length, and a lot more civilizations than the English did it https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_(unit)


ImSorryButWhy

Thanks, I will be reading that! :)


WonderFiction

Don't even say him about celsius and kilogramms


Porcupenguin

It’s roughly 1 eagle wing + 1 26oz steak long


ArmKindly6081

Something most people in the world use..


Salt_Avocado_2470

And america Dont use it


Jrxbrg

Speedometer, not a speedomile


AngleSad8194

That doesn't come from meter, come from medir (idk the exact latin form, this is spanish), which means to measure, and metro come from medir as well. The thing musicians use to calculate tempo is called metrónomo, measurement units are called unidades métricas and so on.


xXMadSupraXx

Wasn't this posted like 2 days ago?


ICantSeeLmao

As an American, I like this


indyspike

As a Brit, your pints are wrong. Too small.


Looptydude

While I approve of the larger "pints" in the UK, at least there is some semblance of order with with US ounce>pint>gallon.


Imagine_Waggns

Brits only make fun of Americans cause they’d get arrested for making fun of their own country.


Antsy_Antlers

Not american. But i felt this


eksortso

Listen. We're taught the metric system in elementary school. And our rulers show both metric and imperial units. But unless we're going into a scientific or military career, we mostly stick with imperial units once we reach adulthood. An American who has zero notion of a kilometer is an absolute dumbass to everyone the world over.


I_Tory_I

The kilometre (SI symbol: km; /ˈkɪləmiːtər/ or /kɪˈlɒmɪtər/), spelled kilometer in American English, is a unit of length in the metric system, equal to one thousand metres (kilo- being the SI prefix for 1000). It is now the measurement unit used for expressing distances between geographical places on land in most of the world; notable exceptions are the United States and the United Kingdom where the statute mile is the unit used. The abbreviations k or K (pronounced /keɪ/) are commonly used to represent kilometre, but are not recommended by the BIPM. A slang term for the kilometre in the US, UK, and Canadian militaries is klick. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilometre


keegonmillerrt

It's .621 miles


Responsible_Gap_8208

That's me when i try to remember when I'm in a big test


Present-Nobody-5661

u/savevideo


Yeetmoment419

u/savevideo


bigtrouble27

plebe


Fur_Fun

u/savevideo


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Pillager-Of-Twilight

What's the download bot thing?


AlternateSatan

It's, as the makeup of the word implies, a kilo meters


FocusBackground939

u/savevideo


MashedPotater1

u/savevideo


Capsule_CatYT

A kilometer is a large unit used in the metric system, Gordon!


Wizards_Reddit

Cant relate 😎


root_beer444

u/savevideo


PutinBlyatov

\*shows it to an American\* "Oh wow, it actually looks nice"


xengar42_

u/savevideo


SorryEntrepreneur209

It's a roy-al with cheese.


CorporateFJ

u/savevideo


qewman101

u/savevideo


Ticky_11

Feet 🥵


The_Justiniano

Kilometer? More like *Loose-all-your-colonies-ometer*


Railtruth

u/savevideo


fat_chez_fuk

Merica


IamADoor1012

u/savevideo


the_loaf_cat

'Merica


Thekillerbkill

A km is a 1000 m and 100 000 cm and a 100 000 000mm


pleasemamanospagheti

*freedom noises intensifies*


LACHITHA

900+100 meters = 0.5+0.5 kilometers


DapperStick

Some Americans can run a 5K, no more, no less, and they usually only understand it as “about 3 miles.”


Toto_Sakigami23

Some euro shiz. We using a different scale because we "Scale" above our competition. Gang


Jesssyy23

what the fuck is an inch


MilesYoungblood

As an American, I can confirm. Don’t use metric much


MikMikl4

1.6 Miles, because why the fuck not


Shoryukitten

This is my reaction whenever someone asks me to share with them


Ali49130

How far I am from your location (and I’m approaching rapidly) start running


SEND_ME_RULE-34

So about 111 hamburger


swordsman0013

Smaller than your miles silly americans


Annanake420

Kilometer #SOUNDS COMMUNIST, I DON'T LIKE IT !


linelyfe

This is the way


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Anime-WeeaBooo

About 225.308 Barret 50 cal rounds


Emergency_Banana1021

ah yes i love history lessons


Jet-Pack2

What the f*ck is a mile and why are there multiple different miles that have different lengths


DrPhilSwift69

🇱🇷


TheGamingMasterRick

What the fuck Is a mile


rayboblio

Frag count


SimPilotAdamT

u/SaveVideo


HyrulesFinalHope

It is a unit of measurement used by most of the world, one of which is the UK, it is 1000 meters as the name implies (kilo = 1000), a kilometer is roughly 1.6 miles


EbbFluffy3836

A kilometer is unit to describe distance


Dpresion-37

No need to worry , its just some Urban Legend


sanavabic

You know about meter? So kilo of that. What tf is mile?


dmitrislavgod

12.5 hamburgers


PriestofRapeHawk

Lmao I was homeschooled and my mom taught us metric alongside imperial and how to convert. I feel like this should be taught in public schools.


meme_master_blaster

100000.cm


Pedrovin20

Thank God I am not american


Vornyr

u/savevideo


TinyDemon3001

u/savevideo


NPC_Weeb

u/savevideo


The_BackYard

A kilometer is like a mile, but for normal people.


juanoos

POV: you are trying to learn physics but you live in the us


ClaudioMoravit0

Is the image from BioShock Infinite?


tfjvjvyfykbhf

hm 0,01 = 0,1 dam = 1km = 1000m = 10000 dm = 100000 cm 1000000 mm


B_D_I

Britain wasn't even using the metric system at the time of the Revolutionary War


Wasif-Amir

u/savevideo


plzhelpme11111111111

if there was a mexican version of this meme it would be: QUE VERGAS ES UNA YARDA (political corruption, dead periodism and stabbing noises)


olelala

american moment 😪


_GoldLeader_

r/ShitAmericansSay


imnotcr3ativelmao

I agree The European system is the inferior system


ApprehensivePiglet86

About half a mile.


Maleficent_Front_764

Something Americans don’t get


CannonedCann

It's a kilo, in meter


1000-Seteli

Its 1000 meters


Throw_away_in_a_week

This is my response to every “what do non Americans think of America” now


KyleFoxthefuck

A proper measurement


gabrimoHG

0,62 mile if you prefer...


canadianhats

I’m Canadian and I don’t even know


SaltyDude69420

Pretty much sums up our opinion on the metric system


Imagine_Waggns

br*ts are steaming.