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Shiken-sama

That's so wholesome. Here have my free award


ManWalkingDownReddit

To thank you for giving him an award. My next fap goes to your name


Correct_Ad_6179

Thanks for awarding him with your legendary fap. Please accept my fap as an appreciation gift.


Prestigious_Nebula_5

To thank you guys I'm gonna release some for all of you


Correct_Ad_6179

Can I please have mine in my face please?


COLD_lime

A/S/L?


Correct_Ad_6179

I am bisexual tho


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euicenvcncgbvx

I love that everyone is collectively coming together to beat off for the good of man kind. No pun intended.


COLD_lime

A/G/S/L?


EliasFleckenstein

lol


Scorpius_99

Uhhhh what?


corona1282

Make it rain for the bros.


The_Deity

Fap it forward!


killmebby-92

at this rate ya'll will solve world hunger


Just_Simpin538

u hungry ?


alloush44

That's so wholesome. Here have my free award


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chrwinncvnbcvnxdf

I troed for like a whole minute to upvote and it didnt work. Uhhhh


aardonmvbmgj

This will never happen, and I would like it to stay that way.


parrtnmbmcgcf

I'm tired of seeing this is again and again


esasakincvncxvxz45

Mom said it was my turn to post this


PlatypusXray

Plot twist: it’s always the same guy. He lives in a small shack on a mountain and has dedicated his life to this one task.


MLPdiscord

Masturbation Georg


ributoshi

How preposterous! No man will ever know the name of the almighty nut-lord. No mortal on earth can see him yet he is there. Watching over us. Nutting to us. To spread such blasphemy is a sin against our lord and saviour.


NotNikku

So you're saying God masturbates to us?


ributoshi

Why of course! The one true God loves us all brother.


NotNikku

Finally, someone who loves me.


killmebby-92

how else would he get milk?


chrwinncvnbcvnxdf

This will never happen, and I would like it to stay that way.


migviola

And for my next performance,ill just... *fapping noises


mastercharlie11

Hot *choking noises*


FrivolousFredbear

*crowd cheers and claps*


Linux_B

It's a standing ovation! His mother is crying. "My boy" she whispers. "You make me so proud".


mukulbaasanval

Can anyone do one time for me , it's about my dignity


DiamondGokan

I got you, holmes


Frostbite76

The way you write words is so hot!


mukulbaasanval

That's a weird compliment but i feel ecstatic


MaurosCrew

Sure, but some motivation is welcomed


gicupfunny

Wtf is this and wy did I upvote it


MLPdiscord

Well, the chance is a lot lower for boys


18Apollo18

You think girls and guys who are any sexuality other than straight don't masturbate?


Marobe08

No, I think they meant that since the majority of the worlds population is straight, statistically the chance of a woman masturbating to a man is slimmer than vice versa. I dont think they meant to implicate anything relating to gay people not masturbating, which is nonsense.


MLPdiscord

Yes, that's what I meant, thanks


euicenvcncgbvx

I love that everyone is collectively coming together to beat off for the good of man kind. No pun intended.


Jakesmonkeybiz

I don’t talk to people and I’m autistic and sometimes make facial expressions without realizing it so I really don’t believe that


Geralt_the_Rive

You'd be surprised of what some people's fetishes are


Jakesmonkeybiz

I’m scared now


Geralt_the_Rive

The world is a scary place


outersans555

We have all seen too much.


Geralt_the_Rive

I still have much more to see, even if others would consider what I've seen enough for 69 lifetimes


outersans555

for 1 *nice* for 2 avoid child porn it makes you an accomplice to a crime.


Geralt_the_Rive

I never said I seek stuff like that, what gave you the idea? I know it's wrong and I have nothing to do with it.


outersans555

The idea was everything that's been turned into a fetish even here on reddit.


euicenvcncgbvx

I love that everyone is collectively coming together to beat off for the good of man kind. No pun intended.


RJGamer1002

I just saw this post lol.


Xtremegaming1026

Can't tell if this is wholesome or holup


OpportunityOk1088

Aaaaaah, come the fuck again?


ID_harambei

Reddit community is the best in a weird way!


D1sneybean

This post was side by side the same post on r/hol up


whatsinanamae

r/suddenlygay


Acodmplayerlmao

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supermarioplush220

Good bot


Fr34k_

I can't believe someone actually posted this to r/wholesomememes


GamenShark14

Ik like there brain was thinking “Masterbating to someone = wholesome” lol


Brilliant-Derp-6653

Great job RSB, you did good bud.


The_Fish_Alliance

I’m not sure if I want to know


Anti-Fish-Resistance

Let’s ask u/fish_fucker69


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I love that everyone is collectively coming together to beat off for the good of man kind. No pun intended.


AbellonaTheWrathful

AN DEY SAY AN DEY AN DEY SAY


Plenty_Economy_5670

Chivalry isn’t just politeness, it’s kindness.


the___shek___

u/PitchforksEnthusiast would you fap for me?


PitchforksEnthusiast

Anything for you, Bruddah


CheeseKiller66

How many nuts have you dedicated to people now?


the___shek___

thank you very much my bruddah


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Sandgorgon7

Well, as a minor, it means that person is most likely a pedo


FutureAd6617

the exception being if the other guy is also a minor


Sandgorgon7

That’s true however I feel like that’s false. We’re redditors after all


legebruv

May everyone here accept my fap, my next one goes out to to this whole comment section + joe Biden’s mum


darkm0de

And dey say chivalry is dead


Inside_Paramedic_304

so wholesome, take my free wholesome award


Icy-Blood-788

u/nobodythemadder are you sleeping with a smile tonight XD


nobodythemadder

I posted that comment 5 days ago. And to be honest the more it became viral. The more it starts to dusturb me. I was completly fine with the idea of no one masturbating to me. And now knowing some people did it to my user name is really wierd. And the fact that so many people commented on how they feel the same way. But ya know life goes on


YaSinsBaba

Ugly Bastard


starscreamvsuniverse

How kind of him


IllustriousIssue726

Of course


gabboroti

What fap is this


The_Deity

I thought for sure this was /r/wholesome after I read this.


YeshEveryone

Such is a lie i refuse to believe


AristoteTheFrenchCat

If you say that to me, you're lying. No one would ever do that for me.


Background_Living_60

Aye Yo!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Doobalicious69

r/humansbeingbros


Scallion_Alive

That's our man


Mojones_

You know the saying that "*when you get hiccups, someone is thinking of you*"? Now you know what they think about.


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plot twist: u/nobodythemadder is a minor


nobodythemadder

I think that makes the chances a lot higher to get mastrubated on. Pedo’s are increasing man


Brizzd

It's odd knowing there are definitely people that have... without a doubt.


angel_aki_

I love to see homies helping homies :)


Mastore84

Doubt it, lol. Have my upvote anyway.


CardinoldFriends_90

Some friends come and go, but a real friend will cum to you.


DuhItzSquiffer

I wish people jacked off to me


andriax_el_sah

Thanks dad!


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Repost?


Bludsh0t

My priest has confirmed this


Brilliant-Derp-6653

Bro, I’m not even legally allowed to drive a car with someone, the hell.


Sneekky_Snek

Try an image next time 🤧 difficultly level increased to hard


Pingalint

Lol that was great. Nothing like a homie looking out for another homie


FlightConscious9572

What, like the idea of me or like actual me


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LilAcer16

What is it?


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LilAcer16

Sure thing


beartoo2

I troed for like a whole minute to upvote and it didnt work... took me some time lol


hfzhxn

Kinda sus tho ngl


AndreasMe

Ppl:internet is bad internet:


Diligent-Ad-4891

This is the tenth time I am seeing this today


Dhyani1206

Just the thought of thinking that somebody masturbated thinking about you is just gross. Even though it's not.


Linux_B

Depends how they look, right? ;)


Dhyani1206

Damn... didn't think about that


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The worst part is when it's happened and they tell you about as if it'll make you accept their confession


ScnningeHead

That's sus, I'll call Red


carmapilo17

Wholesome?


master_yoda_but_GOD

Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need


notaversilfgaming

That’s great my next one goes out to whoever is readin this


MelasculaManson

If they want to masturbate to an ugly af fat fuck that does NOT go outside and is therefore unviewable by them in the first place, they got problems.


MaximumSquid22

No need to be so hard on yourself chief


Hungry-Dentist-2370

Dicks out for the homies


Myoldnameoffended

Grossly flattering


awe018

Well I don't want to be left out. . . Anyone?


Danownage

That’s called dedication


Swazzoo

This isn't a meme dude


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"I have won, but at what cost"


waffleboi575

ayo can anyone spot me


grandetaco67

I hope this is true


NotAFakeWumpus

Depending on the person I'd be either weirded out or full on panicking


Ok_Chemistry1644

Just bros being bros


Fabvlgamer

Repost


Chumkinn

What a man of honor


ChrisT5891

Id like that.


dude-on-reddit-123

Definitely not me. Everyone hates me🤣


rabbiolii

Mom said it was my turn to post this


Crusader-69

Weird flex but ok


Roxycute_mydog

This dudes a dude


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I'm tired of seeing this is again and again


Cultural-Designer442

I wish that was true..but im too ugly im sure it never happend


ShadowDan92

I do not believe this statement to be true


RagnarsSaga

No fuckin way someone has pumped one out to me


Captain-Asia

hmmm


LinkAtrius

r/WholesomeMemes


Sir-Fluffs1372

This will never happen, and I would like it to stay that way.


qnt0x

r/blursedcomments


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One about me?


[deleted]

Ok sure


[deleted]

Ha jokes on you Im a minor!


osrs_100

hahahahahhahha