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Unleash the kangaroos

Unleash the kangaroos

DidjTerminator

Kookaburra, Kangaroo, Emu, Bloke The four Ozzy nations lived in harmony, but then the Bloke nation attacked. Edit: I have been informed that it was the Emu nation that attacked and the Bloke nation just retaliated.


Ok_Coconut4077

Would work better if it was when the emu nation attacked r/emuwarflashbacks


DidjTerminator

The Blokes technically declared war on the Emus and the Emus just ran around hiding like the air-benders, but the Emus attacking also works really well too, I decided to go with the Bloke nation attacking for today just to spice things up.


Ok_Coconut4077

The emus destroying the blokes crops is what started the war just like the fire nation set up colonies inside the earth kingdom prior to the air nomad genocide


DidjTerminator

You have a good point


GigaChad6921

This all happened during an Earthquake to


Tyman2323

What is going on in Australia


Ok_Coconut4077

A bunch of far right nutjobs are upset that there's a pandemic going on so they decided to desecrate the shrine of remembrance in Melbourne and the police used rubber bullets to disperse them


Fax_Bax

Desecrate the shrine of remembrance? Get the F88.


dimsumdonair2

Hold on most of these guys are construction workers who were given an ultimatum vaccine or no work now I think anybody would be pissed at somthing like that and it should not be government say you and your doctor figure that out the government meddling in medicine never was a good sign not a because of a pandemic were did you read that? I'm no right wing nut but you sir misunderstood the conflict going down there


Ok_Coconut4077

>Hold on most of these guys are construction workers who were given an ultimatum vaccine or no work No, most of them were professional protesters pretending to be tradesmen


dimsumdonair2

Really? Interesting. It's kind of bullshit when professional rioters/protest get in the way of genuine protesters got family down there though my gruncle is saying they won't work there on strike


NOThenry_cavill

Kind of like how a bunch of far left nut Jobs were upset that some criminals got caught so they decided to desecrate Federal buildings and the police used rubber bullets to disperse them in america Difference being the far left criminals had a choice not to commit crimes while the far right is fighting for equal rights and freedom and for the govt to listen to the science (such as how 97% of scientists say lockdowns dont help)


NOThenry_cavill

Proof of bidens evidence-free conspiracy theories about that?


Ok_Coconut4077

What does Biden have to do with protests in Melbourne?


NOThenry_cavill

Not the protests themselves Just his ridiculous conspiracy theories that these are "paid protestors""


Ahral

give up explaining those people have forsaken their humanity over false sense of security.. We live now i neo-fascistic times where your body is state property...


NOThenry_cavill

Kind of like how a bunch of far left nut Jobs were upset that some criminals got caught so they decided to desecrate Federal buildings and the police used rubber bullets to disperse them in america Difference being the far left criminals had a choice not to commit crimes while the far right is fighting for equal rights and freedom and for the govt to listen to the science


HaloGuy381

Username checks out.


Harvey_Wolf

Yes, far right nutjobs are opposing locking people in their homes for a virus that has a 99.999% survival rate. It couldn't be reasonable people thinking the government is overstepping it's bounds by trampling on citizens for running KFC Chicken and medicine.


fuzzbuzz2

mate do you even know you're own BS talking points, if you're gonna talk shit then at least make the shit consistent with your fellow bullshit artists.


Harvey_Wolf

There are no talking points here. Covid is not a deadly virus, it is proven by the WHO. I have no interest in politics other than calling out bullshit oppressors and oppressive regimes. If your only critique of someone is to call them "Far Right" then you dont have an argument, you have feelings. Nothing I said is inaccurate or incorrect. Any government that forces people into their homes and prevents travel across regions for anything less than Ebola level viruses is touting extremism.


fuzzbuzz2

have you even looked up death toll amounts across the world, if the chance of surviving was so damn high then why are so many people dead. I can see you post in libertarian subs, summarises everything I need to know about your political opinions mate.


Harvey_Wolf

I have looked them up. The NY Times have run a couple stories explaining that the death tolls were inflated (at least in the US) because every death that was reported as a Covid death received federal funding to be dealt with. For example, a person died in car wreck, but tested positive for Covid. He was listed as a Covid death. Lol. Additionally, there are mitigating factors that exacerbate the virus. The most dangerous being obesity, diabetes and prior lung issues. I'm vaccinated, wear a mask when I'm around elderly and wash my hands religiously. But I am not going to live the rest of my life in fear of a virus that is less deadly than pneumonia. I'll have a convo with you, but you gotta meet me somewhere near the middle here. Locking people up for this disease is absolute peak government overreacting.


fuzzbuzz2

leaving debate about mortality rates aside the current protests aren't even acting like proper protestors, the way they left the war memorial (trash and glass everywhere as well as pissing all over it) is a recipe for getting shut down, you can't claim to be a legitimate protest as you trash treasured national monuments. if they wanted to do a proper protest then maybe refrain from targeting national monuments lol


Harvey_Wolf

Assuie law is different than US, but protests in the past two years have been violent. It's pissing in the wind for me to say that both parties are wrong for being violent, but the police are way wrong for shooting rubber bullets at people. This is government tyranny, simple and plain. Life will go on, this to shall pass, all that hippie dippie stuff.


Oldmanfromthewesr

So what should the police have done? They aren’t gonna let random people throw rocks at them and let them continue.


Devildogo22

Seriously. Stop bitching about being in lockdown. Your bored I get it but it's protecting those who have compromised immunity. Plenty of people are dying from it, I literally know 5 people who have. It's the vulnerable who suffer because people like you don't want to do their bit to protect others. I get it, when the UK was in lockdown I wanted to go out with my mates for a pint. But we all gotta make sacrifices for people not as lucky as we are.


Harvey_Wolf

You're anecdotal examples do not sway me. I emphasize with your loss, but I am not spending the rest of my life indoors because Covid 19 variant 9 and three quarters is out and about. My freedom does not end where your fears begin. I already made sacrifices for my country. I understand I won't sway you with this conversation alone, but I hope you'll look into the virology of how Covid really spreads, how often it will mutate and the readjusted death rates that the CDC and Who keep releasing.


Devildogo22

I took biology a level my guy. I am fully aware of how viruses work and had to do an assignment on it. The likelihood is you only have to wait until the population is vaccinated. I wasn't trying to sway you, i was just pointing out that your freedom is important but you can choose to do things online/inside for a couple weeks (if your not a key worker that is, my bf is Australian and and a key worker so he still goes to work which he isn't happy about as he uses the train and he hates how public it is) and forgive me if I don't trust the WHO as China and Russia both paid them off to say rates were lower than they actually were. Thanks for responding respectfully though. I don't really feel like arguing today and you do seem like a logical person.


finnicus1

Mate, you ain't gonna spend the rest of your life indoors. The lifting of lockdown restrictions is right around the corner and I am content to stay inside till then, you should to. Remember during the height of the crisis when Brazil was getting a thousand deaths a day? Even if you get it once if you were to get it again it would kill you. It is only 97% death rate because we are doing something about it. Those numbers would look a lot grimmer if we had your way.


Harvey_Wolf

If I had my way, people would make their own choices. If you want to wear a mask, wear it. If you want to be vaccinated, then get it. (Fully vaccinated, to include malaria, West Nile and other lovely diseases). I am not content to live under ridiculous government overreach because you or others have hopped aboard the bandwagon that staying indoors saves lives. It does not. Covid particles travels through wet masks. The Delta variant is hyper resistant to the current Phizer vaccine. Natural immunity (as in getting the virus and surviving it, not healing crystals and essential oils) is hundreds of times more resistant than the vaccine alone. My freedom does not end where your fear begins. I won't tell you what to do or how to think, but my choice has been made.


gumbopelageo

You don't know what you're talking about mate. Sorry. It sounds like you have no experience of this issue apart from the restrictive nature that has been imposed on you and I understand that you're frustrated, but please don't let that chute you into some conspiratorial mindset. We'll get through this together. Don't let radical opinions stop you from loving and respecting your brother's and sister in the community. Get vaccinated and stay safe. Peace.


Harvey_Wolf

You clearly haven't read anything I've posted aside from my first comment. But peace tho


gumbopelageo

I work in healthcare. I've seen firsthand. I wish you the best.


finnicus1

\*97% I would gladly stay inside my house if it meant saving someone's life.


mattnessss

Better never eat a peanut butter sandwich in public or on the metro eh! My cousin is so allergic that even if you had a tiny amount and touched something and then he came touched it and put that near his mouth he could die. Also if he just smelled it too. And that is YOUR fault! See how stupid that sounds? My cousin never leaves the house with out an EpiPen because of people that chose to eat peanut butter in public. I know this not the same but it is in the fact that he doesn't force anyone to not eat peanut butter in public and no one should force anyone to get a vaccine. He brings his EpiPen to protect HIMSELF and people should get vaccinated to protect THEMSELVES.


finnicus1

Then your cousin ought to wear a mask.


mattnessss

Well no, he just protects himself with his EpiPen and hopes for the best. You can't live your life being scared of dying. Thats why something has to change because Covid is NEVER going away.


finnicus1

The thing is about anaphylaxis is that it's not contagious like COVID. We take such measures with COVID because you could spread it to someone else.


Harvey_Wolf

That is your choice. The point of freedom is not tell me I'm doing it wrong, or to do it like you do. You violate the NAP when you become sanctimonious and tell others how to live their lives.


finnicus1

I don't think the choice ought to be extended out to everyone. I am content for people to live however they want as long as they don't put other people at risk. People ought to have freedom in what they do as long as they do not hurt another.


Harvey_Wolf

Forcing people to stay in their homes caused varied increases in suicide, domestic violence and child abuse. Sanctimoniousness doesn't work here Vitamin D and exposure to sun combined with exercise is proven to aid in the immune systems response to Covid. There is no high moral ground for people to softly perch upon. My freedom does not end where your fears begin.


finnicus1

The shadow pandemic does exist and I'll freely admit that. But it's only a couple more weeks before we are out of it completely. And if you want to go outside, get the jab! With a pass you can go to the park if you want. It's for other people's sake that you get vaccinated. The quicker we gat vaccinated the quicker the shadow pandemic will end. And if Vitamin D and exercise with exposure to sun can aid in the immune system in response to COVID, get the jab. Then you can exercise and bask in the sun all you like.


Separate-Occasion-73

2 more weeks! Only 2 more weeks! Man I've heard that for a while...


finnicus1

Get vaccinated if you want to move around, you can have picnics now I'm pretty sure.


Wolfepack2314

Saying it has a 99.99% survival rate just shows what a dumbass you are


Harvey_Wolf

Well, the current Covid survivability rate is between 97.5 and 99.5% according to the WHO and John's Hopkins MD. I exaggerated a whole 2% lol


lynette9043

You may have been downvoted to oblivion but you contain an element of truth. The far LEFT nut jobs are refusing to acknowledge the tyranny of Dan andrews.


Harvey_Wolf

This isn't a left versus right issue my dude. Government has been and always will be the enemy of the individual. The right will push the country towards fascism and constant war time efforts in order to pilfer natural resources. The left uses perpetual identity crisis and old world social dynamics of White vs. Black coupled with ever changing goal posts to move into a Communist "utopia". I only wished everyone understood and honored the sacrifice of those who came before us. Freedom is not free, and little bullshit tactics like "2 weeks to fall ten a curve that never will" and "no one can move from their home until I say so, even tho I as a government official continue to violate my own mandates" erode the ability of citizens to make their own choices.


Ahral

Fascistic authoritarian government tries to size ultimate power with the pretext that it's pandemic taking all rights of citizens while there is nothing major happening...


read-a-lot

For now


physics_is_awesome

innocent people that aren't doing anything? or people that are rioting?


Ok-Anything1409

And they did kinda desecrate the shrine of remembrance


finnicus1

I say they deserved it.


GigaChad6921

People that are rioting and vandalising a war memorial.


Ok-Anything1409

People that are protesting


QuadjetInHangar

Protesting vaccine mandates.


MattyBro1

They were desecrating shrines, being violent, blocking emergency services, and best of all, throwing bottles of piss at people.


NOThenry_cavill

Kind of like blm Wich means blm deserves to get shot too


Thereisnoyou

You wanna speak up? I think theres some people in the swiss alps that don't know how radically right wing you are


BluehibiscusEmpire

Funny how OP forgot to mention it the person they shot them bullets was a bunch of chaps desecrating a remembrance memorial in their protest against vaccine mandates in a pandemic!!


NOThenry_cavill

Protesting to get the govt to follow the science isnt worthy of being shot by rubber bullets Protesting to kill cops Because a black criminal got what was coming to him might be tho


cajun89cam

Cos playing “us” pff, so last year lmao


spacepeing

Release the secret weapon, behold the emu


david-le-2006

They fucking lost a war agains a bird


LazyTheLeader

Why? Just for Fun? I think there would be a reason :/


tanuki___

Yes, but unlike American police they know to aim for the legs.


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finnicus1

Oh teargas, lots of teargas.


Markergg555

Thai people: You'll get use to it


Hey_Hey_Its_QLD

Shut up and take my award and upvote.


Justaphysicsgeek

The Indian Government is brutally beating peaceful protesting farmers, so much so some of them are covered in blood. Homer comes along : "The Indian Government is brutally beating peaceful protesting farmers, so much so some of them are covered in blood....so far"


Scared-Ad-9770

Better throw in some emus to level the playing field


fanofsomethingidk

Could be worse they could unleash the emus


david-le-2006

For now*


Ok_Protection_6381

Haha. Tyranny.


MattyBro1

Confirmed dumbass that doesn't know what he's talking about. These were not protests, they were riots where people desecrated a shrine, attacked journalists, blocked emergency services and threw bottles of piss at people. They were also incredibly selfish people, some reportedly being actual neo-nazis, and were only protesting when they got affected by literally ANY lockdown restrictions. They are mostly construction workers, and construction sites are going to be locked down for 2 weeks, while everyone else has been locked down for months.


Memer209

Haha. Non-lethal bullets to stop a violent, selfish protest about lockdowns and vaccines that has desecrated a national war memorial.


xX_Dwirpy_Xx

Please be informed before making such comments


Ok_Coconut4077

The American cops kill ~ 1000 people a year I'll take rubber bullets over being killed by a trigger happy psychopath any day


stormsurge2000

Random undisciplined cops doesn't quite carry the weight that cops that shoot people to enforce the wishes of their totalitarian government.


finnicus1

The people that the Australian riot police shot with rubber bullets desecrated the Shrine of Remembrance.


N0ob8

One guy lost his eye from a rubber bullet and multiple people have died from them or got major injuries


Ok_Coconut4077

Absolutely rubber bullets are dangerous. But when it comes to a choice between having cops use rubber bullets on people or the state funded murder squads they have in the US, I'd much rather not live in a country where cops can and do break down people's do and murder them in the middle of the night


Hapymine

What other dimension are you living in?1


Ok_Coconut4077

One where American cops routinely kill civilians


Hapymine

Dude you need to realize that social media is not reality. Yes the cops shoot people. It is guess there are around 1000 poeple who die at police hands each year. How manny of them are justified is not recorded. So out of millions of police interactions a year only around 1000 poeple die and how manny of them are justified is unknown. More poeple die in car accidents then the police. More poeple die of heart attakes then the police. You should go outside and touch grass i heard its fun.


shanesaw-90_

Ok we get it man, you've made your point multiple times.


NiceMeme307

I mean it’s just rubber bullets, they don’t kill or seriously injure people


RaVioLii729

Search up rubber bullet injuries and go to images please and thanks


greatistgamer69

You're half right


BoysenberryEvening20

Yeah the government needs to green light the use of an M2 Browning machine guns against the protesters


ihYY39Q

The roovelution is coming


HQA-YT

why has my countries government just been doing some weird stuff lately


xX_Dwirpy_Xx

idk... but it was to disperse people damaging a war memorial so atm I don't care about this level of force.


Phoenix_ashfire

Just wait until they expect the rubber and get the iron and steel. That’s going to be a fun day down under.


finnicus1

No, they would never. Australia is not a authoritarian government. We aren't a powerful enough nation to get away with it.


Scared-Ad-9770

*Authoritarian government yet


finnicus1

How? We have to many liberals in our government to let that happen.


greatistgamer69

I agree with with the rioters fighting against vaccine mandates but they did it the wrong way


RevolutionaryEggHead

Oh so you are an anti-vaxxer.


greatistgamer69

I don't think the government should be able to force people to get the vaccine


RevolutionaryEggHead

I don't think the government should force people to wear seat belts. I don't think the government should force people to stop at red lights. "freedom"


greatistgamer69

The government isn't forcing you to obey tragic laws they just punish you if you don't don't follow them just like what they should do with the vaccine if people chose not to get it they should deal with the consequences


OhSoYouWannaPlayHuh

Australians, in light of recent events I find it necessary to warn you to NOT read "Expedient Homemade Firearms Vol II" by Philip A. Luty. It provides instructions on how to build a submachine gun using common items you can buy at a hardware store, and that's ILLEGAL, so definitely don't do it. Also, definitely DO NOT visit the author's website, [thehomegunsmith.com](https://thehomegunsmith.com), where similar guides for building other weapons of defense can be found. Remember, guns are ILLEGAL in Australia, so make sure you don't build any, and whatever you DO NOT bring them to defend yourself from police officers during anti-government protests. Breaking the law is very bad and you should not do it, so spread this around to make sure nobody accidentally does it!


DyllanRW

Confirmed glowie


MattyBro1

Confirmed dumbass that doesn't know what he's talking about. Guns are not illegal in Australia. These were not protests, they were riots where people desecrated a shrine, attacked journalists, blocked emergency services and threw bottles of piss at people.