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BackgroundN0ise0

The power to change trash in to trees


organizedRhyme

the trees smell like trash


TRAINLORD_TF

But you can't profit from it. Ngl good one.


baby-punter9000

but you have to wipe shit on the trash first


Hellrider386

The power to have enough courage to talk to females( no really)


CompleteAmateur0

The females are imaginary


Hellrider386

Bruh


8BallEntertainment39

But you are mute


Hellrider386

That's a sacrifice I am willing to make


Just-Arik

Granted, but the “females” never talk back


Hellrider386

Fair enough lol


Aggravating_Chemist8

No talking necessary. ;)


MyCarIsRed123

until they do


SnooHedgehogs2571

But you turn into Rosie O’Donnell when you do


TheBurntPie9

I can always remember where I put my car keys


e2Nokia

But they’re always up your ass.


TheBurntPie9

So no downsides I guess


Expert_Simple_3541

you forget where you parked your car everytime you park in public places


Fajitajitas

You can never afford gas and have to take the bus anyway


STABMAN63

Shapeshifting


organizedRhyme

you eventually forget your original shape


STABMAN63

I actually like this one, my body sucks


GloomreaperScythe

/) Septimus Heap? That you?


WoodenAlternative69

Yea but you can only look like yourself


Fajitajitas

Scrotum pain after each shift


STABMAN63

Ouch


TwiztedSmurff

But you always turn into a tiny penis


CompleteAmateur0

You can only become inanimate objects like lampposts or cupboards


realwithum3

Only into catheters


ProCrafters

Be able to snap orphans out of existence


CrazyPandaWolf

It snaps you out of existence


ProCrafters

Thank God this wasn't the first comment


Lucky_sugar

you have to tiktok yourself doing it everytime


ProCrafters

But you become best friends with Technoblade


stretchmarks55

But people think you murdered them in the most painful way possible


ProCrafters

This better than the ProCrafters reply(first reply)


Ulquiorr4_

Blood bending


Soubigo

but the sight of blood makes you faint/pass out


Ulquiorr4_

I can still control people without ever making them bleed technically


Lucky_sugar

the only blood you can bend is the blood that makes up your boner


Ulquiorr4_

So I can control when I have one and for how long? SWEET!


SnooHedgehogs2571

Only menstrual blood


e2Nokia

The power to end all of existence.


organizedRhyme

you're a purple thumb with emotions


TwiztedSmurff

But the person you hate the most survives with you


PoppinJamz

But after 5 minuets it all comes back


philthehat

But you just kill yourself


Fajitajitas

Every action you take reverses itself after 12 hours


Expert_Simple_3541

i can make people happy instantly


lambsauce04

You get brain tumor


Expert_Simple_3541

wtf lmao


realwithum3

Everyone except yourself


Expert_Simple_3541

damn


zimoetheklown

They are aware it's a power an want it to stop


8BallEntertainment39

But are constantly depressed


Expert_Simple_3541

that's happening anyway so fuck it


Just-Arik

Granted, they die 5 minutes afterwards


Expert_Simple_3541

damn


MedohVah

Pyromancy (firebending)


realwithum3

Can only be controlled by your nipples


Unboostable

But every time you do it you burn yourself


Expert_Simple_3541

you have asthma


SeaSaltCaramelWater

Freeze time.


Pr0fessorL

But you freeze with it


Lucky_sugar

you must leave a huge pile of your own shit wherever you stand when you freeze time


baby-punter9000

you get killed by a 17 year old


Masterbaitingissport

And go on a quite a *bizzare* adventure for the rest of your life


Ulquiorr4_

You have cancer


SeaSaltCaramelWater

Ouch dude! Lol.


Antholk

You literally do that, the first time you use your power you halt the concept of time, and yourself with it. Forever


Fun-Hurry-6989

Anytime I fart it sounds like a full dupstep song.


faultybicycle28

It is filled with racial slurs.


Yellow_Masterpiece_

but you spontaneously combust when the song is over


gbro32768

It plays for at least 2 minutes and you can’t stop it. Trust me that can go very wrong


Lucky_sugar

it has mumble rap


Pr0fessorL

I can create pocket dimensions and teleport to and from them


Ferdinand-Von_Aegir

but everytime you do it you shit your pants


Ulquiorr4_

You always teleport in your parents room while they’re banging.


Soubigo

but the pocket dimensions smell like rotten eggs and expired milk.


KurizunoHarakio

The power to stop people from doing reposts like these


CompleteAmateur0

You must repost every one you see instead


This_sum_one

But you are a billionaire


organizedRhyme

can verbally shitpost my way into a good time


realwithum3

But your never sure if your friends actually like you


CompleteAmateur0

You always get reposted, and they always get more likes


Leigeorain

To make people stop making these memes


MedohVah

You stab someone every time you see a repost


Leigeorain

Good


Lucky_sugar

you have to do their job instead.


No_Complaint_3

I seen this earlier today too! Thanks for the OC OP! You truly are innovative reposting "OC"


wh0g0esthere

I try my best


howryeew

I get to fly into the sun


East_Translator_6355

Thats the only place you can fly to


Lucky_sugar

you have no "brake" function


DJ_hyperball

Invisibility


nashchillce

but your dad never loved you


Lucky_sugar

your pp is unaffected by it


Ulquiorr4_

Only on Tuesday


tfaw88888

i want to have a side effect where everyone that thinks im a shithead vomits for 30 seconds.


583fik

But you shit your pants at the same time


Lucky_sugar

they vomit on you


2Longschlongs69

To pull gold out my ass at will


wh0g0esthere

I’m always right behind you to shove it back in


turkeypuncher3000

The power to go anywhere in the world instantly


MagiStarIL

Make funny memes


stretchmarks55

They all are shitposts


MagiStarIL

I dont see any problems here


stretchmarks55

And you can never fit the full image


MedohVah

Big penis


Reaper_99x

your post always gets removed


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[удалено]


Nibnoot69

You crash the economy


Awesome5363

The power to be a normal human in society


Wik_Worthington

But everyone is a reclusive asocial shut in due to a pandemic


Ulquiorr4_

You are in constant pain and anguish yet can never die or be physically harmed


Awesome5363

Ahh, so life


Ulquiorr4_

Pretty much, but slightly worse.


Awesome5363

Well that's debatable


GloomreaperScythe

/) My superpower is that my side effect is an actual side effect and not a limitation.


Budget_Llama_Shoes

Constipation.


GloomreaperScythe

/) It's working already!


Lucky_sugar

your pp only goes hard on Wednesdays


GloomreaperScythe

/) I think you said frog fetish


Anghel_XD

i can fuck every girl i want and not get sexual diseases


multiwurst616

But she's a llama


SnooHedgehogs2571

You’re also a pedophile


Anghel_XD

where sidefect ?


Lucky_sugar

your pp no longer stands up 👍


AceViper1827

Time travel


Automatic_Frosting28

You have prostate cancer


Lucky_sugar

you can only travel forward in time. also you can only travel second by second


Biggith_chees

You have auds


Lucky_sugar

and you have aids


ramilgadirov

To double everything i want


Lucky_sugar

you can't do math, also eventually you'll double your eyes


MrGrym222

I can breathe under water


PP_toucher_69

All the water turns to nut


Lucky_sugar

you can no longer breathe air


wh0g0esthere

Have fun breathing bukake


Brok3nGear

Being able to taste people's dreams


Lucky_sugar

they taste really awful


HeavyBlackDog

The superpower I choose is Cold War Russia.


PP_toucher_69

It’s 1991


SubbsReddit

Gender change at will


NutellaShapedHeart

No matter what gender you change to, you're always ugly as hell.


phantomphlame

The power to change the side effect


suck-onmaballs

But you cant change the side effect of the side effect.


phantomphlame

You misspelled lazer eyes


Wdahl

It has to be a side effect already writen On this post


phantomphlame

What you meant to say was invisibility


milhouseownsyou

The ability to see the future comments


suck-onmaballs

But ur blind


milhouseownsyou

Haha damnit


milhouseownsyou

I didn't see that coming


wh0g0esthere

I guess your super power didn’t work out


milhouseownsyou

Don't need to be the one typing to respond


moldytoenail69

That the memes here actualy become good


wh0g0esthere

You get banned


moldytoenail69

At least i can still see them


KkdDire

I can be accepted for who I am?


suck-onmaballs

But ur called gay anyways.


KkdDire

I already am


wh0g0esthere

Youre Dexter Morgan


KkdDire

Who's that


RuneLeikvard

Look up the show Dexter. Just Dexter, not new blood


SnooHedgehogs2571

To be faster than the flash and Superman


Clyde_Harbinger

But everytime you go somewhere real fast you forget why you went there.


RTW7

The power to multiply myself


wh0g0esthere

You can only multiply like a Siamese twin


Masterbaitingissport

To choose my own side effect


Masterbaitingissport

My power repeates after the side effect has activated