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Rokomocko

I used to fill my pants with air so I wuld float like a baloon


variogamer

Damm guess I'm priveliged i just float swimming underwater sucks tho because i keep rising


lynixium1

Empty your lungs


variogamer

Still float even before i was fat i guess it's all that empty space in my head that moest have a ton of air in there


willhow234

Attach multiple cinder blocks


lynixium1

Possibly


Diabolokiller

fill your lungs with water, it should help I think


IntoDeepShit

Nice. I used to get wanked by it. But I guess everyone has different priorities.


Redspades_XIII

No no, everyone got a hands free wank from it. Everyone else is just lying.


FartingCumBubbles

I used this method quite often when I was younger. Some damn good orgasms.


Redspades_XIII

Username checks out


Mocha_Fappuchino

I stand with you comrade. Patiently waiting my turn and keeping an eye out for anyone else who might be looking.


CowTheAgent

Honestly, that was my understanding of this post.


[deleted]

Same here


PingusPuff

Also same


Greenbay7115

Only your pants? Noob. I filled both my pants and shirt so I could fly.


End_Rage

You wore a shirt into the pool?


KnutEm87

I used to fill my uterus,


bigboirussian420

Vore just took a whole new turn


isthisfreakintaken

I feel like that would be uncomfortable


KnutEm87

Oh, right on the contrary...


aretschie

Same


user_3241

I would fill beach balls with these things and then tell people to catch them... I was not a nice child


iceman0855

You had pants on?


erty_ben

Put a pool noodle over the hole and use it as a water gun? Yeah of course I did that


quietpro69

Note to self remind my self to do that


YouTheGamers

Next summer will end with everyone hating me


I_likechickennugget

I never had water gun so that was awesome


Keklor1

G E N I U S


Andaisdet

Oh fuck yeah I gotta try that Actually wait how the hell have I never tried that? I used to come up with all sorts of shit to mess with people but I guess that was just out of my league


Weemitoad

That was always fun


ProdigalSon123456

He's too dangerous to be left alive!


Onionsandgp

One of my favorite things to do back when I had a pool


coco_is_boss

yes of course


bettercalldelta

Stop it with your palm? Or perhaps ass?


WooooshMeIf60IQ

Ass being the cheeks or the hole?


Autismic123

why not both?


bettercalldelta

"why not both" lmao


__king_dom

“Or perhaps ass?”


kreteO2

Yes i always put my finger in it


Alpha-E94

That's what she said


2048expert

He*


Alpha-E94

Both are very likely possibilities, neither are incorrect 🤷‍♂


2048expert

True


Seriousguy97

We live in a society


nicgemar

Try to block it with my hand....


Treejeig

Took a long time to find someone who also use to do this. That and use it as a "boost" for launching off the side.


mario_alhaj

Spreads dem cheeks nice and wide


uwu_aka_arf

Wtf were you guys doing? I just stuck my finger in it and pretended it was dragon fire


zeturtle18

It’s a swimming pool bidet


orfan-of-snow

It's the penultimate dick washer


Hiyasc

What’s… what’s the final dick washer?


pineapple-n-man

Yo mama! /s


Dismal-Ebb8405

Ok so a lot of us were curious kids and found it funny to spread our asses on that and had the jets vibrate our ass don’t ask why we did we just did


ThisIsTheOnlyName1

I hung out next to it cus the water was warm there


No-Emotion-7053

Playing dumb


ANCHORPLUSBOLT

Penis hole


NotDsdguy

Same


TheOnlyLEGIT

Cleans up even the deepest crack


Ravinrabits

True


its_raining_scotch

Feels good man.


send_me_nudePlz

Yo wtf, it just tickled my dick for me... who tf put the water in they're ass!?


DriedMapleSyrup

A lot of people, including me


send_me_nudePlz

What in the fuck... damn it's time too experiment I guess.


DarkServe

Remind me never to share a pool with you lmfao


Faulty_english

Bro… I didn’t even think it was weird until now lol Edit: because I didn’t even think of it


DutchVoyager

I am not one of the few. Please enlighten me


Leightboos44

Pp in hole


Ebina-Chan

*what*


[deleted]

I didn't put mine in it, but it felt very nice to place it right up against it.


LegionMerk56

Facts


Tohrufan4life

Aye, it sure did.


slipperyaardvark

Oof it felt so good


truphen_newben

**PP IN HOLE**


KA1378

Should I be worried or sth? Cuz It was the other way round for me...


l_l-l__l-l__l-l_l

you mean you used spread your ass cheeks and use this to fill your rectum up with water?


Autismic123

Yes.


Ye3tL0rd420

Then when your nice and full, you climb out and start spray shitting into the pool.


IllurinatiL

Brown rain


b0ngcat

yes


GeneralFlores

No, he put it in his PP


suggoi_oppai

But mostly westerners use toilet paper (they don't use bidet)


Rik07

Hole in pp?


Cheyruz

u got the gae B)


KA1378

Is it too late to say "no homo?"


Fickle_Writing3967

Same here.


islaviguesiloose

only a select few have one small enough


Comp_Retro

I put my anus over it


YeshLiPeePee

Male put dick in it, female spreads them cheecks


PingusPuff

I’m a straight guy and I put my ass on it


Stahwk

i got really severe diarreah from doing that once


quietpro69

How severe


WindchimeTime

So severe that his ass became the jet water ejaculator.


quietpro69

Why do I have mixed feelings about seeing that


whyDidIDoDis134

like that tub girl thing?


FantasticCrab3

Please don't remind me of that or the sub I saw it on.


Ok-Channel350

what sub, huh


susseYT

I hate all of you


I-Wish-I-Was-Unalive

All of it


B0bby1337

thank god i‘m not the only one


Ihaterowlet

It's called an enema.


KA1378

Thank God, Im not alone...


TTVTwitchTTV

same


fambestera

this town needs an enema


National_Industry744

Maybe I am a woman…


Artemislover69

put your ass on it🤣🤣🤣


InkSymptoms

Dick in vent or Vent in Butt


HeyoGuys

No.


DutchVoyager

You put your dick in it, didn't you?


HeyoGuys

>!:)!<


HyperionX-X

The pressure on that is insane, What the heck were you doing, shredding your soul?


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Nobody said it felt good


HyperionX-X

Confused Stonks.


IntoDeepShit

...eh...but it did kinda feel good.


cromosoma_quadruplo

r/dontputyourdickinthat


quietpro69

r/doputyourdickinthat


aldorayn

It was at that day that i thought "if sex only feels half as good, then life will be ok"....little did i know how hard it would be to actually get sex


Kriotik

And then it doesn’t feel that good either


aldorayn

Only if you do it wrong it feels good


lastoneoutwins

How do you... you know, da ting, how do you do that


PinkPoppies4171

Reddit isn't the place for sex advice man.


KotoriNoShogai

What pshhh noo? We are professional sexers who have lots of sex and redditors definitely aren't virgins for life nope


UrWifesSoftPecker

*Nudge, nudge* *wink,wink* "Say no more, say no more"


HawtHamWater

Know’what’i’mean, know’what’i’mean


Jumpy-Resolve3018

What? Like, when You almost drown by trying to see if the air was breathable under water and had to get dragged out by lazy staff who wouldn’t let you back in for being an idiot? That never happened to me, I don’t know what you’re talking about.


quietpro69

r/oddlyspecific


EmotionalBeginning54

I bet you think the bubbles that come out of a scuba regulator are breathable too


Ori-and-Sein

I thought this was real due to video game then regretted


righteousbNaNa

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Keklor1

Yeah, you know what’s up


Cautious_Serve1237

Same here bro.....


Alan13years

Bunch of perverts. The only purpose of these are to put your back against it so your shirt inflates like your a foot ball player.


PingusPuff

I did that too


DerWeggeworfene

shirt...? you were allowed to wear a shirt?!!


Legendaryberry69

Who wears a shirt in a pool


lBreadl

You sick fucks actually **put** your dick **in it**? I put pp in front of, no put pp in.


kilo4fun

That thing too small to put pp in


EmptyDesert

Mine isn't 😂😅😭😭😭


Killerwarriorboy

Dick mesager


fe4rf4ll

Me and my friends always called it this. I actually came because of it once


b011111

I‘m embarrassed that I can relate to this


fe4rf4ll

Don’t be embarrassed embrace it


quietpro69

Rate your experience


fe4rf4ll

Uhh tough to remember but i remember looking forward to going to swim because of this so basically i think it may have been a slightly better orgasm than the usual, so keep that in mind when you go swimming next time lol


quietpro69

That’s a whole other level of down bad


fe4rf4ll

Okay dude so you’re here to judge me now 💀 lol


quietpro69

All in good faith of course but on a scale of 1-10


fe4rf4ll

Normal orgasm 5 then maybe 7 i suppose


quietpro69

*purchases jetted bath for this express purpose*


TheAnki

I haven't done it but I can guess


Lady_Loki_617

i really thought this post was targeted towards women but i just saw a comment and now i’m deeply concerned about what yall guys do with the pressure filters


xxxmidgetxx

The (original) sex toy


BOKABOBSTER

Jokes on you I'm not drinking water anymore.


lastoneoutwins

Does this actually feel as good as it sounds im really curious... for research purposes


whocaresaboutmynick

It really does.


lastoneoutwins

I might be tempted to... you know


Fuckitwebull777

Why the females so quiet in the comments?


macaronisalad23

honestly I thought this post was girl joke until I read the comments lol


lBreadl

Females aren't real, they are just a figment of your imagination


i-hate_December

Femals are just agents from the statistics calculations companies that are sent to mate and measure avrege human pp size


Shrrg4

You guys all got pp infections? I would rather put it in an ant hill than there, literally. Public pools are gross... and the ants where i live are pretty small and chill.


the_lamb_sauce123

Butt fucker 9000


Hoibot

Im so glad poolwater has chlorine in it


Sir_Dumbfuck_

Yes I tried to fuck a water jet


jaydrift07

Oh yeah, putting your hand as close as you can, trying to block it from blowing out. So fun, I wish COVID would end so I could go to a swimming pool and do this again


quietpro69

I loved doing this


DeepfriedPlastic04

Took me a few to figure out why this was nsfw Why. Why would you do that?


Coreforce216

people were supposed to put their dick in that? Damnit! I missed out. I put my hand on that instead..


Pteradanktyl

I will never think of pool jets the same way after readying Guts by Chuck Pahluhniuk.


Funcron

Calm down, I was 12. I just hope that lady in the hotel pool had birth control.


Equivalent_Throat_56

Getting extra speed?


Thatsfraat

I once put my dick in there for 30 minutes straight and at 8 years old my penis head was larger than an orange for a day.


unklrukus

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I felt so weird thinking it was just me


foxtrottwozero

Blowing loads in the public pool since 1988.


antonybolony

hehe. it felt good ok?


WestAppointment2484

Shit


THESHADYWILLOW

Have people ever actually went inside it? I’ve only put it up against..


Thewalkingwaffl

I just put my hand on it until it made fart sounds and then extra bubbles came out. wtf why would you do that


ieatgrass0

Jokes on you, I actually fear that thing and those vents on the ground


Ericrobertson1978

Guilty as charged. We were doing this in the 1980s.


Baconsword42

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Mauri_op

Ah yes, relief for my back 👍🏼


Reasonable_Analyst_4

I didn’t do this, I just remember a post about this with the same picture about a kid filling his ass up and then spitting the water out on the girl he liked


youpie123

I've never had that good of a feeling since


VictoryValt21

Glory hole


imfodson

Yeah the feeling of my erect giganticly big dick against the heavy flow of the water that tickles my dick and gives me an erection


xXIronMan780

ahh yes the anal simulator


Alpha-E94

Every time she comes over.


IamAlfieeyy

And this is the beginning of how I went down a dark path


AdExtension5603

wtf i thought i was the only one who did this


whatifidrankyourpiss

I’m female, nice try


2048expert

Females don't exist, nice try


whatifidrankyourpiss

IVE BEEN FOUND OUT, DISPERSE MY MEN *300 baby mice run out of my trenchcoat*


FredwardTheWizard

How to impregnate all the pool girls 101


HurbleBurble

If you put your butt over it, you could get the most insane farts ever. The problem is, it would usually also cause diarrhea.


Enderlord226

It felt good alright?


Aggravating-Age-1535

ಠ_ಠ What did y'all do


moss_unknown

the dudes in this comment section scare me \-sincerely, a chick (that's used one of those for *that* reason multiple times)


Walter2009

so basicaly I saw an invisible sign which said: insert pp here


GreyLava11

I’m a guy and when I was like 3 I discovered this. It’s pretty great