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mastermusicmouse

Maybe that dumbass missionary that went to the Andaman island and was shot by arrow had read this comic and planted immortality thoughts? In al seriousness, these kind of babble turned me off religion - my good friend died of cancer, there were prayers around his bed in early days, the crowds dwindled to only me when the prognosis continued to be negative. It’s a selective bandwagon supporting crowd.


SlobbyHill

Religion is just wishing for hope and not accepting circumstances cause maybe you can just pray the bad away


DamnMombies

Real Christians pray to strike people blind.


Dempsey64

he ded


Jthundercleese

If you think he's dead then you haven't read enough Christian propaganda.


Dempsey64

Thank satan!


Jo-6-pak

The reboot is smuggling books into Red States


bowyer-betty

Homeboy's a shitty smuggler. His cargo is easily visible to anyone who even glances into the car.


epochpenors

It’s all a diversion, the Bible’s are chock full of heroin


unhalfbricking

I need Alan Moore to do a gritty reboot of this.


SteveJobstookmyliver

About as lame as Biclops


gatorback_prince

I heard that story, the guy was smuggling bibles into Soviet territory, which carried potential penalty of death. The communists were very athiest at that time. He got stopped at a border crossing with a trunk full of bibles, the gaurd walked over, opened up the trunk, didn't notice anything, and let the guy go. Dude got insanely lucky, "or didn't" depending on what you believe.


yax51

I used to have this!


SlobbyHill

I work at a thrift store and this was in a donation from someone. Probably no shocker but I’ve never heard of these before and was somewhat interested.


MissDryads4TheTrees

Oh man, I read this back in the day... oof


Hunter_Rodrigez

Isn't most of Russia Christian anyway? Like... *Really Christian??*


SlobbyHill

But they’re not American Christian and that’s what gets you into heaven


ictogon

No no no, only Evangelical™ American Christians but not all of them, they have to believe in Salvation by Grace Alone™ but also they have to be under a certain sin threshold or they are not True Christians™ because they are living in sin


Isteppedinpoopy

Sorry guys. It’s the Third Reform United Evangelical Southern Baptist Church at 5th and Stuart ave that have it right AND ONLY THEM.


Hunter_Rodrigez

If heaven is full of *those* Christians, you know, the kind who would rather shoot a homeless person than help them, then I want to go to hell instead...


[deleted]

Not American Christians, I'm afraid it was the Mormons, yes the Mormons were the correct choice.


CanadianIdi0t

This lowkey looks like it would be a great movie. Smuggling literature into Soviet Russia


woodnwheel

It’s based on a book by a man named Andrew van der Bijl. I believe I met him when I was much younger. He has a remarkable story, and I agree it would make a great movie.


Isteppedinpoopy

It would be boring as shit. You’re better off with that Denzel movie. Same plot, anyhow.


spruce0fur

literally me


VinzKlortho_KMOG

Bible? Someone needs to read the dictionary. He’s not smuggling he’s just taking.


blankspacefood

My childhood church had stuff like this in the bookstore.