Embattled warrior training for Christians canceled for lack of interest in Missouri
By - nobodyhere
Personally, I’m glad it was cancelled simply for the fact that those it was catered to (just being honest) are the last people I’d want knowing battle drill 6. They already lean to have more violent tendencies and are apt to lash out, it’s better they have no formal/informal training.
Jan 6 take two boot camp
They mean that this training would effectively be a training camp for another capitol riot attack, that they would use tactics from this camp against their own country.
It’s the boot camp for revisiting January 6 (take two, another take)
Missouri is already loaded with secular militias that welcome christians. You gotta sweep wider than embattled christians to drum up new paramilitaries.
Oh well, back to picking off empty Bud Light cans at the edge of the trailer park.
Praise be to American Jesus ™
The same cans they've always shot since they were six, because they can't afford to buy more bud light willy nilly.
The hillbilly world went to hell when the Walmarts quit doing lay a way.
The types that show up to this shit would have been the first to volunteer to nail Jesus to the cross.
And just like the Crusades, a lot of them will decide their objective is too far and terrorize local minorities instead!
Nothing Christian about these warriors. Correction, pretend warriors.
Talibanjo needed a way to prove how tough and sidelined they are.
Using this term now
Not sure if it's more horrifying or hilarious but it's accurate
Omg this is awesome
Let us proclaim the cry of the Talibanjo:
"ADMIRAL ACKBAR!" (emphasis on the *AR* part because midwestern accent.)
Satan wins again. 🤘
Good guy Satan, always looking out for us