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Embattled warrior training for Christians canceled for lack of interest in Missouri

Embattled warrior training for Christians canceled for lack of interest in Missouri

cenmosahd

Personally, I’m glad it was cancelled simply for the fact that those it was catered to (just being honest) are the last people I’d want knowing battle drill 6. They already lean to have more violent tendencies and are apt to lash out, it’s better they have no formal/informal training.


Puzzleheaded_Pie_888

Jan 6 take two boot camp


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ErisEpicene

They mean that this training would effectively be a training camp for another capitol riot attack, that they would use tactics from this camp against their own country.


smuckola

It’s the boot camp for revisiting January 6 (take two, another take)


ErisEpicene

Missouri is already loaded with secular militias that welcome christians. You gotta sweep wider than embattled christians to drum up new paramilitaries.


lolbojack

Oh well, back to picking off empty Bud Light cans at the edge of the trailer park. Praise be to American Jesus ™


SomeDudeWithAnIdea

The same cans they've always shot since they were six, because they can't afford to buy more bud light willy nilly.


lolbojack

The hillbilly world went to hell when the Walmarts quit doing lay a way.


Shawdow3

Natty.


usethisdamnit

Jebsus\*


VEI8

The types that show up to this shit would have been the first to volunteer to nail Jesus to the cross.


2inbush

Crusades 2.0?


Titan3124

And just like the Crusades, a lot of them will decide their objective is too far and terrorize local minorities instead!


AnnatoniaMac

Nothing Christian about these warriors. Correction, pretend warriors.


christina0001

What?!?!


nobodyhere

Talibanjo needed a way to prove how tough and sidelined they are.


Mindless_Rage05

Talibanjo lmao Using this term now


christina0001

Not sure if it's more horrifying or hilarious but it's accurate


Rockycoffeewench

Omg this is awesome


RageAgainstTheSurge

Let us proclaim the cry of the Talibanjo: "ADMIRAL ACKBAR!" (emphasis on the *AR* part because midwestern accent.)


BradBBQPit

Satan wins again. 🤘


Puzzleheaded_Pie_888

Good guy Satan, always looking out for us


beermit

Hail Satan!


gantacular

Hail Gein


shitknifeactual

Hail yourself!


usethisdamnit

IDUNNO!


Toasty_McThourogood

Hail Satan!


usethisdamnit

IDUNNO!


pepolpla

Thanks, Satan!


usethisdamnit

IDUNNO!