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hwbush

Everyone below me is a con.


Street-Bit9240

Everyone below me is a lib.


Martin-Van-Nostrand1

Reminder no one is willing to pay more than $10 a month to deal with climate change. Any policy that doesn’t recognize this fact will fail


Afro_Samurai

Only libs dislike candy corn.


Maqre

Why do you dislike candy corn?.


Afro_Samurai

I start every day with two fist fills of candy corn.


Maqre

But you said libs dislike candy corn.


Afro_Samurai

I said what I said.


Maqre

Does this mean that you're no longer a lib?.


Martin-Van-Nostrand1

When you wake up, it will be Christmas season


TheKlorg

[https://twitter.com/denmarkdotdk/status/751043272496275457?ref\_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E751043272496275457%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1\_&ref\_url=https%3A%2F%2Fparodypolitica.quora.com%2F](https://twitter.com/denmarkdotdk/status/751043272496275457?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E751043272496275457%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fparodypolitica.quora.com%2F) lol. Scandinavia has a great relationship with their history. Gotta teach this style of not trying to weaponize history to the "Palestine Supporters" and Chinese Communist Party.


Afro_Samurai

https://twitter.com/swedense/status/751041555197222913 lol


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On the one hand I want to quit posting on the internet because it has radicalized me and made me dumber, but on the other hand I want to participate in this next step in [human intellectual evolution.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnrZGv3dOrw)


magnax1

Das messed up


DustySandals

It's good to have anchor's to a default state of mind like friends who aren't too big into politics and family to talk to and hang out with. Unfortunately I lost a my closest friend before the pandemic when he got radicalized by his anarchist girl friend and sometimes contacts me to send me weird commune shit. Being locked up during covid made a lot of people nuts from a lack of hobbies and turning to online for venting out frustrations or affirming beliefs. Still doesn't hurt to try and make more friends and just talk to people about other stuff. That's my lame advice at least.


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I do find it exceedingly hard to talk to normies and I'm too old to make friends easily. I guess I'll just settle into being a weird eccentric that people have to deal with because I'm successful and hard to cancel.


DustySandals

I find strange now at work I'm now one the oldest people besides my boss and few other co-workers. Talking to young people can be difficult since theres a whole lot less in common to relate in terms of life experiences.


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We’re near a new DT, but interesting for the Brazilian boom: > Venture-capital funding in Brazil tops countries including South Korea and Indonesia, even in a slow-growth economy with macroeconomic risks


VTHokie2020

Most of it is in Sao Paulo probably. Which is a first world country relative to other states.


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I keep losing track of the Brazilians here- it’s you, leftoid, and 1t plus some other guy right?


VTHokie2020

I thought I was the only one lol.


Monitor8News

I thought you were an Amerifat this whole time


VTHokie2020

I do not like fats under the age of 30.


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Brazil has a lot of potential ruined by socialism.


mr2mark

That could apply anywhere.


Afro_Samurai

First story on 60 Minutes is (lack of) political freedom in Nicaragua.


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Whenever I feel a little down I go into r/politics r/politicalhumor or r/neoliberal and look at all the leftist doomed takes and my day improves


Afro_Samurai

Glad we could help.


TheKlorg

[https://www.reddit.com/r/tories/comments/qjm5o8/britain\_cannot\_give\_in\_to\_frances\_blackmail/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tories/comments/qjm5o8/britain_cannot_give_in_to_frances_blackmail/) All you anti-Frenchies finally got your wish, sadly.


[deleted]

Your typical r/politicalhumor poster is what weaponized autism looks like


ZealousParsnip

It's somehow worse than when Trump was president.


[deleted]

Probably just trying to cope with the Biden administration


shit-shit-shit-shit-

r/politicalhumor 1 year ago: Fuck Trump and the dirty immigrant whore he calls his wife r/politicalhumor today: How dare anyone insinuate any sort of vulgarity at our dear leader


zapp517

Guys I swear we aren’t mad about “let’s go Brandon” as proven by the copious amount of posts where we insist we don’t care.


SgtAstralZeneca

>PoliticalHumor Where, where is the humor?!


Eurocorp

You just know that a lot of political users here on Reddit only have a cursory understanding of politics when they say that the Republicans will gerrymander Democrats out of power this time. Because if anything the House will be a bit more fair to Democrats these next ten years.


Maqre

> Yee, who was raised Catholic, and began attending Mass independently of his family, considered himself a practicing Catholic, but in 2013 he was reportedly "kicked out" of service as an altar boy after swearing during a meeting. After meeting with a priest to question his confirmation, and studying skeptical websites and videos, he became an atheist. >On 23 March 2015, Lee Kuan Yew, the first Prime Minister of Singapore, died of severe pneumonia in hospital. Five days later, Yee uploaded a nearly nine-minute long video to YouTube titled Lee Kuan Yew is Finally Dead! In the expletive-laden video, Yee likened Lee to Jesus, saying that both were "power-hungry and malicious but deceive others into thinking they are both compassionate and kind. Their impact and legacy will ultimately not last as more and more people find out that they are full of bull". Yee went on to describe Lee's followers as "completely delusional and ignorant" with "absolutely no sound logic or knowledge about him that is grounded in reality", while accusing Christians of a similar lack of knowledge of the Bible's teachings. Apart from conveying his hope that the late Lee would not rest in peace,[46] Yee also said that Lee was a "horrible person", an "awful leader" and "a dictator but managed to fool most of the world to think he was democratic". Lastly, Yee issued a challenge to Lee's son, Lee Hsien Loong, stating that if the younger Lee, the current Prime Minister, wished to sue him, Yee would "oblige to dance with him". The 2015 video has since been viewed more than 1 million times. > On 16 December 2016, Amos Yee fled to the United States where he was detained at Chicago's O'Hare Airport after announcing his intention to seek political asylum. During the application, he was incarcerated in McHenry County Jail in Illinois. He was subsequently transferred to Dodge County Detention Facility in Wisconsin. Yee was granted asylum in the US on 24 March 2017, after the judge ruled that Yee faced persecution in Singapore for his political opinions; the judge cited the different ways that Cheng and Yee were treated in his decision. > On 25 April 2017, the U.S. government appealed against the decision to grant Yee asylum, so he continued to be held at the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) center during the appeal process.[18] On his reasons for seeking U.S. asylum, Reuters reported that although Yee was highly critical of the U.S. government abroad, he has said that - "It is not going to the best country. This is about going to the country that most effectively promotes my political philosophy of anarchical communism and ending private property and wage labor". >In November 2017, Yee uploaded three videos to YouTube, entitled Why Pedophilia Is Alright, Don’t Discriminate Pedophiles, and Free Speech for the Pedophile. Yee had been previously invited to give a speech at Harvard College by The Open Campus Initiative, a student club, but his invitation was rescinded 24 hours before the event. Out of money, Yee asked for donations from his followers via Facebook, stating he would rather borrow than take a job he did not like. Shortly after his appeal for donations, he was banned from Facebook for 30 days for violating Facebook's community standards. Twitter also suspended his account. >In April 2018, the Toy Industry Association pulled ads from YouTube following a CNN report its ads had been appearing on Yee's channel, which was being used to promote pedophilia. YouTube subsequently pulled all ads from Yee's videos and banned him from monetizing content. In early May 2018, YouTube terminated Yee's channel for violating community guidelines. In July 2018, Yee's Patreon account was shut down. >In December 2018, Yee's Facebook and Twitter pages were shut down, as well his WordPress blog, where he had continued to express pro-pedophilia views. >In September 2019 after a 9 month internet hiatus, Yee stated in an interview that he had been busy creating pro-paedophile videos. >In August 2020 it was reported that Yee stated that he was diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder while in an immigration jail in the United States. Yee also stated he was going to rebrand himself under the name "Polocle". >In October 2020, Yee was arrested in Illinois on state charges of solicitation and possession of child pornography, after he allegedly exchanged nude photos and "thousands" of messages with a 14-year-old girl from Texas while he was living in Chicago via WhatsApp from February 1, 2019 and June 30, 2019. His bail was set at US$1 million. If he is found guilty, he could lose his asylum status, and be deported from the United States back to Singapore. On November 24, 2020, Yee pled not guilty to the charges. Is this the ultimate neckbeard?.


theskiesthelimit55

> It is not going to the best country. This is about going to the country that most effectively promotes my political philosophy of anarchical communism and ending private property and wage labor. How did he know that Biden was going to become President soon?


zapp517

That was… an adventure.


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Dude absolutely posts on Reddit


zapp517

Least annoying R/atheism user.


SgtAstralZeneca

O.J. Simpson did many things wrong.


84JPG

Glove didn’t fit though


kajkajete

Corticoids are a bitch.


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You shook a man’s hand to thank him for being in your cult? Seems weird. Usually people try to hide their warts.


ow-pointy

Doing hammer curls with my newborn to own the libs


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Doing push-ups with your wife to own the libs.


Maqre

> Had to go over and give them a handshake and thank them for fighting the good fight. Should have given them a copy of Bellarmine's writings instead, would have set them on the right path.


youlostthewarwehrs

[It'll be nice if we had advanced monitoring and warning of the situation. You know, if we had ground assets there to begin with.](https://nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/isis-k-expanding-%E2%80%98faster-anticipated%E2%80%99-experts-warn-195655)


USAFaspirant

In a country known as the “black hole of intelligence”...


youlostthewarwehrs

Framing counterterrorism Operations, where the status quo is manageable as "losing a war" is stupid. But a minimal intelligence footprint in a hostile state, where the intentions of the opposition is made clear? For me, that's unforgivable.


SquidwardGrummanCorp

[What we Dune fans could have had…](https://youtube.com/watch?v=m0cJNR8HEw0&feature=emb_title)


magnax1

I watched el topo with a friend once and it was one of the worst movies Ive ever seen, so I wouldnt have high hopes. This is coming from someone who is generally into esoteric arthouse style films.


SquidwardGrummanCorp

IMO Dune is so wild that any extra dune is good no matter how bad it is as long as it has passion in making it


AlbionPrince

RETVURN TO 90s


AmericanNewt8

More lessons from Lee Kuan Thew: Unions are bastards and will totally fuck your productivity if you let them have the chance. The only way to deal with unions, especially the British sort, is sharp, decisive counter-union action. Building new union institutions that take into account things like productivity increases, the status of workers whom aren't allowed into unions [he's particularly derisive of unions that clock up overtime while not hiring new employees], and rely on actually intelligent people with degrees and an understanding of economics and business, also works. For the most part the Anglosphere's managed to figure this bit out though public labor unions remain an exception there [and shouldn't exist in any case].


USAFaspirant

How did the media cover the 1999 Seattle WTO riots?


VTHokie2020

It was called 'Battle of Seattle'. Just like every riot ever, the guys on their side probably saw it as an unfettered display of police force to protect global capitalist interests. As far as I'm concern, it was a bunch of urban degenerate bohemians getting in the way of progress and global trade, both of which they know nothing about. Anyway, northwestern hippies must be clubbed.


Martin-Van-Nostrand1

Sensationalized mostly


ow-pointy

ok zoom zoom


USAFaspirant

Ok redcoat


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Wrong.


shit-shit-shit-shit-

[Here’s a segment from 60 Minutes](https://youtu.be/4i_4xEBCdys) [Another from *Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher* [feat. a worthless tub of goo]](https://youtu.be/WrYSWAP3FsM) EDIT 1: [And one from KIRO, Seattle’s CBS affiliate](https://youtu.be/B2mAOpTdTKs)


100OrangeJuice100

[what Afghanistan could've been](https://i.redd.it/vnt52jl65tw71.png)


benjaminikuta

[My SPY LEAPS have now blown well past 100% return, and it hasn't even been one whole year yet.](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372231427099590657/904514902239092736/Screen_Shot_2021-10-31_at_4.38.52_PM.png)


kajkajete

> On Welfare > Making money off SPY Leaps. Oh brother


benjaminikuta

I'm not on welfare anymore.


kajkajete

Were you when you bought the Leaps?


benjaminikuta

I don't remember.


hwbush

How is it like working in a big city right now? Eventually I'll settle in an exurb, but for the next few years I'll likely be in a city (where the money is), and I'm a little worried people have gone a little nuts. I was walking in the Bay Area this past summer and people would make passing remarks about me not wearing a mask outside. edit: now that I'm remembering... this was also true in LA.


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hwbush

That is so scary. I am thankful I got off easy.


zapp517

A friend of mine who lives in Maine (I always thought this woman was a lib) just made a let’s go Brandon joke.


SgtAstralZeneca

CementMan has some gall, whining about Afghanistan.


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zapp517

Getting a lot of mileage out of your thesaurus huh?


SgtAstralZeneca

Holy crap, that’s a lot of words.


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ow-pointy

Consider eruditely discussing my nuts on your chin


85397

Yes


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ow-pointy

I don't know, ask your mum


TheJazzManCan

Jesus Christ pointy the man has a family


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TheJazzManCan

Thanks retard!


youlostthewarwehrs

"All the work one cares to add will not turn a mud pie into an apple tart; it remains a mud pie, value zero. By corollary, unskillful work can easily subtract value; an untalented cook can turn wholesome dough and fresh green apples, valuable already, into an inedible mess, value zero. Conversely, a great chef can fashion of those same materials a confection of greater value than a commonplace apple tart, with no more effort than an ordinary cook uses to prepare an ordinary sweet."


PinguPingu

God the french really are a bunch of whiners. Wow you lost a military contract, not a fucking province, smh.


[deleted]

Have we considered taking Brittany from Them?


SgtAstralZeneca

>lose a province [I have an idea.](https://the-new-order-last-days-of-europe.fandom.com/wiki/SS_State_of_Burgundy)


USAFaspirant

They *should* lose a province.


hwbush

They should lose a Provence and the Vatican should reclaim it.


youlostthewarwehrs

When the left can't distinguish mercantilism from capitalism when discussing modern economics, they invariably invalidate themselves.


MisunderestimatingMe

The left generally thinks money = capitalism


youlostthewarwehrs

And when it's really bad, it's feudalism. And when it's really really bad, it's *checks notes* fascism?


healthcare-analyst-1

US higher ed policy is mercantilism


MetaCooler007

https://twitter.com/The_Wood95/status/1454176170849734663


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Reptilian-Princess

You mean to tell me that Scooby Doo is based?


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Reptilian-Princess

I’m no Papist


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Worst take you have and you post it repeatedly


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SgtAstralZeneca

Imagine being this self-unaware.


USAFaspirant

>isocuck >crying about Afghanistan The irony.


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100OrangeJuice100

They wouldn't be starving if Biden didn't allow an illiterate drug cartel took over the country


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You should educate all of us cementman


CaressOfTrains

Tribute.


benjaminikuta

[The Libertarian Tradition of New England](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy74UYEYN2U)


Mexatt

This is protestantism in motion, by the way.


Maqre

Protestantism in New England is a thing of the past, those lands belong to Papism now.


Mexatt

When they were lolberts they were a lot more Protestant. Papism brought them to socialism and atheism.


Maqre

> Papism brought them to socialism and atheism. Wrong, Vermont, the most irreligious state in the country, was brought to its current condition exclusively by the spiritual poverty of Protestantism, Papism is the only thing keeping the Christian faith alive in those heathen lands.


Mexatt

I'm not sure that that guy with the gigantic cross visible from the air on his property is Catholic.


Maqre

Your obstinate opposition to Papism will make things really hard for you when King Vermeule establishes the American Inquisition.


Mexatt

There shall be a gun and a hat with a belt buckle on it behind every blade of grass.


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Thankfully,. The warriors of god do not fear man’s weapons.


scipioafricanusii

T- 5 1/2 hours until Christmas season starts in my time zone.


[deleted]

There is thanksgiving you heretic


scipioafricanusii

[What Thanksgiving season means to me](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730936983517528125/904539412682145812/thankesgivng.png?width=446&height=586)


PinguPingu

How can you not love being a $TSLA shareholder? Make heaps of money and get to watch Elon shit all over the UN/Biden/UAW lmao.


Afro_Samurai

Counter point: he will probably do some Bitcoin thing with it.


PinguPingu

He's not going to buy more..I hope lol.


hwbush

TSLA to the moon 🌙 But also who the hell is buying right now


PinguPingu

People stuck short and MM's trying to hedge I guess


kajkajete

There has been no one short Tesla for ages. Its a continuous gamma squeeze.


PinguPingu

Probably not a significant number. I guess the stock just overreacts to catalysts thanks to the options market, but that's not the reason it broke above 900. Earnings growth estimates jumping is what drove the buying, just gets exaggerated by the options market. Index huggers also underweight since the start of the year then also needed to buy. You can't say a gamma squeeze has been happening for over 2 years lol


TheJazzManCan

>teslaposting No.


PinguPingu

Shhh, I've been doing it for over a year :)


TheJazzManCan

Broke: handing kids candy on Halloween Woke: telling them Halloween glorifies witchcraft and handing out rosaries instead Bespoke: denouncing children at your door as heretics and reporting them to your local inquisition chapter


benjaminikuta

>NL: means-testing welfare is bad 😡 more programs should be universal >NL when Benjamin legally meets the requirements to receive food stamps: WTF NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT 🤬


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So I guess the job search hasn't been going well...


USAFaspirant

Is your username your real name?


TheRootinTootinPutin

If you ask him, that's doxxing


TheJazzManCan

*MODS!*


benjaminikuta

Yes.


AlbionPrince

You can’t be doxed if your usernames doxes you


[deleted]

/u/ow-pointy Can I get a Greta flair? I want to troll both Afro and cement at the same time


ow-pointy

No


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Fascist


PlatinumShev

A great act of self-sacrifice that will be remembered , my friend.


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AlbionPrince

What’s next an Albion flair for retarded polish teenagers


[deleted]

You have to admit it fits this subs theme


[deleted]

Host Halloween party, have some random guy come up to me as I’m checking my fantasy football scores, tells me I should’ve started Lockett after seeing him on my bench. No shit, Sherlock. Unsolicited fantasy football opinions is second to unsolicited political opinions in “don’t do it” factor.


[deleted]

Lol imagine sitting Lockett Who’s your qb, Big Ben?


[deleted]

He’s scored like 20 points in the past 5 weeks in 1/2 PPR. He’s good for maybe one or two big weeks per season and then does fuck all for the rest, idk why I drafted him. I don’t draft rapists.


[deleted]

I mean it would have made sense based on your other previous poor fantasy football decisions


kajkajete

TIL: according to Wikipedia democrats crossing the aisle and voting for a republican means a coup has happened https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_State_Senate#Recent_history


MisunderestimatingMe

My mom said that from now on she’ll be charging interest on loans she gives to family members. She also stopped contributing to one of my older brother’s accounts because she said he’ll just use the money to fund his travels now that he’s become a “serial vacationer” lmao. But this is making me think I should maybe expedite my whole “get married so my parents will buy me a house” plan before her generosity completely dries up.


AmericanNewt8

Marry a nice Chinese girl so you can collect more red envelopes.


ZealousParsnip

You sound pathetic. Make your own way ya leech.


USAFaspirant

Based individuals should respond to rightoids who go “we defeated the wrong enemy in WWII” with “we defeated the right enemy, we just failed to finish the job”.


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CMuenzen

Do you want to turn this place into an eco terrorist hangout?


Afro_Samurai

The expansionist desires of the Northern Menace must be contained.


ZealousParsnip

Based Lib.


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How do you get custom flairs?


highwaytooserfdom

You used to be able to edit flair text. Now you have to do something really dumb or really clever to get a custom flair.


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I don't know what this means


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1984


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Oh well I'm happy with my flair anyway. I support elevating female BIPOC voices


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[deleted]

Yikes sweaty, I literally can't with your bigotry.


CaressOfTrains

I don't know either, but it is surely a sin because it has wrist motion and not a buddy jumping up and down on bed.


MisunderestimatingMe

Today is Sunday


ow-pointy

Gay


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ow-pointy

Solicit my nuts on your chin nerd


85397

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/oct/31/honour-based-offences-soared-by-81-in-last-five-years > There are estimated to be 12 to 15 so-called “honour” killings in Britain every year. Notorious cases include Banaz Mahmod, whose father, uncle and other relatives plotted to murder her after she left an allegedly abusive marriage and fell in love with another man; and Samia Shahid, from Bradford, who was killed on a trip to Pakistan. Shahid’s ex-husband and father were arrested in Pakistan in connection with her death but her father died while on bail and nobody has stood trial. DT libs wake up - some religions are as big a threat as China!


Stainonstainlessteel

>12 to 15 How will Britain ever recover


85397

> According to data from the 28 out of 39 constabularies that responded to freedom of information (FoI) requests, the number of HBA cases – including offences such as rape, death threats and assault – rose from 884 in 2016 to 1,599 last year, a rise of 81%. Also rapes, death threats and assault. Many such cases! We send development aid, they send their best in return


Stainonstainlessteel

Tony Blair fucked Britain, pass it on


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Stainonstainlessteel

No, I used to have a Thatcher flair and before that a Kissinger flair


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