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This hydraulic press crushing objects.

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KaijuTea

Oooh these are ni- NOO JOLTEON!


TheGodOfGravy

Went to comment this exact thing. That was brutal.


noneffective-Stomach

He looked like he was screaming in agony


daisy0723

The yellow tin was very satisfying but the cute purple guy was just disturbing.


Slingerang

And Jolteon! :(


japes1994

I've never seen a lifeless toy express so much sorrow and regret, it was like he knew what was happening


ih8spalling

I feel your pain Jolteon


heartscaredbroken

It felt like real animal abuse.


ScarletJew72

It seriously made me sad


adhd_dot_ini

It was very strange to watch. Expression went from being confident, to painful, and then it just… exploded. 😳


mundanerat

it looked like it was moaning


JackTheCookie

*"aaurh! Make it stop!"*


Tommi_Af

Made me sad


SexyAsianHitler

I had that Jolteon as a kid. It was like he was crushing one of my childhood toys :(


Jared72Marshall

"Jolteon Fainted!"


pleasedontbarf

What did Jolteon everndo to deserve this?


gyshall

F


SupremeLlama420

Bro was just bouncing and fucking died


Appropriate_Post_838

I agree. My heart hurt when he got smashed.


Midhastouch

But can this crush dreams as well?


HolycommentMattman

Everything but a Nokia.


mks113

[You have to go to their Youtube channel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCgVgaEYFAM) to see that!


slackfrop

Yeah, nothing with a face.


powerbutts

Poor guy just stopped bouncing.


Analbox

Naw that fucker deserved it. He knows what he did.


sirJackHandy

Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags?


Analbox

Tadpoles is the winner!!!


sirJackHandy

I hate it when people say somebody has a ""speech impediment"", even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings. So instead, I call it a ""speech improvement"", and I go up to the guy and say, ""Hey, Bob, I like your speech improvement."" I think this makes him feel better.


greenknight884

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.


BlankCorners

I’m so lost as to what this entire thread is


UrbanCobra

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy. Google it, there’s a lot of them and they’re funny.


jk409

Sounds like some Deep Thoughts to me.


EntspannterTyp

He was very dangerous and he was coming right at them! They had to deal with it!


therealsteelydan

He could attack at any time and we must deal with it.


HauntedHippie

I only found about half of those objects to be satisfying to watch. The toys made me sad and the beads gave me anxiety lol. Such a random assortment of items.


missmaxalot

Can you imagine being the person who chooses what to crush? “Oh a rubic’s cube would be cool. But not a regular one - the one with 28 sides. And something with a face. And lots of string.”


-millenial-boomer-

Very satisfying selection I just wish they did a real Happy Meal at the end


HeroicHaze

The yellow tin and rubics cube for me.


Ignited_Scraptrap666

I agree though its disturbing while also it gets demolished🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢


chookity_juice

What about that fucking Pokemon? The look of terror, the need for assistance, the pain of being crushed under the weight of a fucking hydraulic press. I have never shouted "NOOOO!" out loud from an inanimate object.


redwinestains

Am I the only one who thinks the “purple guy” is pink?


Prudent_Ad_6376

Plot twist: it was the man behind the slaughter.


VertixScribe

“The Jolteon could attack at any moment, so we must deal with it…” - Hydraulic Press Operator


Speculosity

What de fak


Rooby__booby

It some kind of exploded


Raptori33

Velkam ty hytroolik press tsänel


dankestmemestar

Tudei vi hev jolteon. It ken etak et eni taim, so vi mast diil wit it


ggtsu_00

\*background laughter*


therealsteelydan

I love Anni so much.


CatsssofDeath

The Hydraulic Press had a higher speed stat


Oddext

Poor bastard looked like they were in pain as they died


JackTheCookie

"Te yolteeon kuld ättäk ät eni moument sou vii mast diili vit it" -lauri


Virgogirl909

Digging the exploding textiles


gary_mcpirate

If you go on the channel they crush books and then properly explode. Paper dangerous


Amphibionomus

For the lazy people, this is Lauri and Anni's Hydraulic Press Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/HydraulicPressChannel/videos Fun videos but also a nice couple of people. And the accent just Finnish-es it off.


lillapalooza

[and for the super lazy, here’s the exploding paper!](https://youtu.be/oEhFbY6oaqk)


MrSillmarillion

"Velcome to de "hoo"drawlic press channel..."


Freddies_Mercury

The original "oddlysatisfying".


new_refugee123456789

Today ve haff some varyoos and uh sundary ahticuls, and zey looks prooty dansherus, so ve mus deel vit it. ***drrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!***


Orchid_Significant

Me too!!


AndySipherBull

I like how the 8 ball just rolls over but the gay and colorful ribbons are like naw ya gun have to earn this


obsertaries

The tin candy can or whatever was very satisfying. It just accepted its fate elegantly.


bitethepatriarchy

Mental note to self: strive to be more like candy tin. I can only hope I greet my end with that level of acceptance lol


mizinamo

I liked the metal container the best, too.


NameisPerry

I wonder if you could squish like a 1/4 of the way down and still take the lid off and use it.


Jugger-Thot

Same


SweetLilMonkey

“Here I go.”


MaidenofGhosts

JOLTEON NO 😭


Fessere

Literally unwatchable after that


jackie--moon

I came straight to the comments after Jolteon


kevstang

I'm glad more people are feeling the same way about this. I project things with way too much life. I felt that jolteons death way after the inanimate plastic was squished. It hurt a lot lol


FoxyFromTheRoxy

It just means you have a high level of empathy!


KingOfTheCouch13

[Face didn't help](https://i.imgur.com/JZoRKoC.jpg)


PotatoWriter

Well.... Looks like he ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3


trashhampster

Is it just me, or did look like it was in physical pain?


DJworksalot

It did, it looked like its face changed the expression to pain or terror. It's a haunting expression.


QueenBeaEnvy

😭


KingOfTheCouch13

[Help](https://i.imgur.com/JZoRKoC.jpg)


m4milly

That head pop right at the end :0


Ravagore

Look how they massacred my boy!


Morheagal

Yeah, that one made me sad :(


WhiteWolf222

Made me sad but also made me laugh.


Jack_Venture

Literally what I yelled.


RiotIsBored

Same, except reversed. "No, Jolteon!"


TheFirstLivingIdea

honestly im not very interested in collecting pokemon figurines but the first thing that came to my mind when i saw that is "THAT BETTER NOT BE LIMITED EDITION"


FerloPixel

Im pretty sure it is from a limited release of the eeveelutions :(


RK800-50

Don‘t crush my soul, please.


sugar0coated

I believe it's the Jolteon Battle Figure from Wicked Cool Toys, which is a fairly recent release. Not limited edition, but ~~since I'm trying to get hold of one right now,~~ it's definitely not the easiest to find for a non-scalped price (at least here in the UK). If it were a Jakks Pacific one, I'd be more inclined to be upset with the person that did this, as there aren't that many left. Edit: this post inspired me to check somewhere else and I got one haha.


Michael_Trismegistus

I cringe at all the stupid things I threw away because I was told they had no value.


SevenCrowsinaCoat

>Don't cry for me, I am already dead -That Jolteon


RK800-50

This stopped it being oddly satisfying. Or satisfying at all. Jolteon belongs to my favorites!


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Rainbow_Angel110

You- You monster.


PaperMoonShine

["ARGHHHH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"](https://imgur.com/a/YZJ7Jtn)


GDSC_

💀💀💀💀💀


Tsjjgj

My thoughts exactly.


ItsBeyondMe

I WAS FINE UNTIL THE JOLTEON 😭😭😭😭😭


peanutbattery

Jolteon evolved into Ditto 😭


compactdigital1

He vas very dangeroos and could attack any time.


inhumanrampager

Ve must deal with it.


carmenvallone

The toys were heartbreaking.


dalnorflying

I even felt bad for the spool of rope. It was so excited to be useful for people. The label said "ROPE!" like it just knew you would love it.


flickh

VOTE for ROPE and CHAINS


Tyrion6annister

Didn’t think I could ever feel anything for something like rope. I was wrong.


dalnorflying

You're talking to someone who as a kid made friends with hair ties and bathroom doors, and had to reassure the second-favorite bathroom door that it still had good qualities.


JackTheCookie

Yay! Rope!


ms_plat_chat

I do a lot of fiber art (sewing, embroidery, knitting) and the thread/rope/ribbon ones made me really sad. I didn’t realize I was so emotionally attached to my yarn stash. :(


JackTheCookie

The purple guy was just vibing


MyNameIsGarcia

You could even say that your soul was **crushed**


enthusiasticaf

Damn that glass ball thing didn’t even try


Yoshic87

That 8 ball was like 'nah ima get the fuck outta here'


meme-com-poop

Outlook does not look good


MrSquigles

I've known people like that; who explode violently into a billion piercing shards under the first inkling of pressure.


pointlessly_pedantic

I feel attacked


ClosetedGinger

It's called a Fushigi you uncultured by early 2000s era commercials swine


WildAphrodite

THEY KILLED THAT JOLTEON IN COLD BLOOD!


MrBonelessPizza24

Jolteon’s Thunder Shock move didn’t save the day this time 😔


DutchBlob

Just bring him to a poké center


Utertoq

Was enjoying the video, then Jolteon appeared


Lazy_eye23

God i hate those crafting beads


MeSpikey

As a kid I loved them. I didn't see them for years, and seeing them now triggered some childhood memories. Seeing them being crushed made me a tiny little bit sad.


MeatFlavoredChalk

I liked the part where the thing got squished


cguy1234

I saw that too!


OldThymeyRadio

I’ve watched it three times and keep missing that part. Time stamp?


Bee-Sharp

It's around 00:00 - 01:00. Look closely. Took me a while too.


Sandcrabsailor

I know humans will anthropomorphize anything, but watching the things with faces get squished was a little difficult.


somnimedes

Yea poor megaminx :(


alatikatikati

Jolteon reminds me of myself 3 hours into my work shift.


Sea-Match-4689

I could have had that Jolteon...


Douaz

The things that didn’t stay till the last moment are such buzz killers!


07151639

Go on YouTube and search hydraulic press channel, the entire channel is dedicated to this


leilani238

This! The video should have a citation to the source channel.


Amphibionomus

For the lazy people, this is Lauri and Anni's Hydraulic Press Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/HydraulicPressChannel/videos Fun videos but also a nice couple of people. And the accent just Finnish-es it off.


sarlol00

Also check out beyond the press, they do some crazy shit on that channel too.


TheConnASSeur

Damn Fins always....*checks big book of obscure racisms* ...uh...crushing things with their hydraulic presses?


Klote_ginger

You mean hudralik?


nekholm

Hytraulik press tsänöl


SalemWolf

I remember when Hydralic Press was primarily on Reddit and made gifs for us. Now he’s made a whole YouTube channel. He’s come so far and I’m so proud.


timok

I thought it was the other way around? He made a couple of videos on youtube but noone watched them for a long time, until one of them got posted to reddit. That caused him to start making videos again and he turned it into a successful youtube channel.


Steinrik

Very much so!


Preachey

Yup you're correct. It was the last video he'd made before giving up, having posted 5 videos in October 2015 and gotten almost no traction. Then 5 months later in March, someone posted the video, it exploded to the front page, and he revived the channel. From going through the comments on the OG thread, he had 25 subs when it was posted to reddit: https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4akrma/guy_tries_to_fold_paper_more_than_7_times_with/


o0DrWurm0o

And now there’s like 50 knockoff hydraulic press channels. He created a whole genre


JackTheCookie

Lauri is the original and the original is best


TheGreatBatsby

Yeah it used to be all over the front-page back in the day


Raptori33

The second channel "Beyond the press" is even better imo


RadicalKevBot

I really love how all spheres are like “pressure? Fuck it! Explode immediately!!” It really relates to how I handle stress. I am a sphere under pressure.


Chedz1986

You should try to be like a tennis ball, resilient asf 👍


shay-doe

No this is mildly infuriating . is there a reddit for that?


bygphattyplus

Yeah, I'll never understand why people find this satisfying...


Ygomaster07

What makes it infuriating?


Nilaxa

So many things wasted, it takes all the fun out of it for me


RunawayHobbit

It’s wasteful as fuck. They’re taking perfectly useful and functional items and turning them into trash for what, a few seconds of a random video? It’s disgusting.


Dragonpoop101

More plastic trash for the oceans


mizinamo

> No this is mildly infuriating . is there a reddit for that? Do you even have to ask? :) r/mildlyinfuriating


No-Expression-5040

The yellow tin was the most satisfying


SpaceCowboy2177

Not Jolteon!!!


Dollybang

The yellow animal toy thingy though 😂


MezzanineMan

poor jolteon :'(


iamjknet

The tin can was my favorite too. Happy cake day!


Dollybang

I had to Google my 'cake day' lmao..but thanks 😂


snay1998

Ayeee cake day gang…happy cake day


Bumpass

That was by far the best part. The lid smugly glided down, until it too met its bitter end... Happy cake day btw.


NN_besomething_iWish

Bruh thats jolteon


Dollybang

Well I have no idea what that is but it's squishton now. My kid will probably know. Is it a Pokémon thing or something? Lol


NN_besomething_iWish

Yup. Pokemon


MyBackHurtsFromPeein

I don't understand why this is satisfying...


MrSillmarillion

These aren't actually great examples of good crushes. The best are the candles and soap squished through holes.


AussieJimboLives

Man, Jolteon looked so sad when he was squashed.


MaxMadisonVi

He did smoke a bit too, because either he’s evilish or the pressure generated heat and his particular composition made some of the gum particles burn


Str8up_talk

Nokia has entered the chatroom


thedarkinsignia

why would you do that to pink kuriboh


garblednonsense

I prefer the interpretive dance version https://youtu.be/U0Blqvxjqh8


this_knee

[serious] who is the owner of this thing, and how do they have excess time to subject their equipment to something like this? Don’t get me wrong. It’s awesome, and the internet will never not like these videos. I just wonder how the means for this are being achieved.


Weaseal

Hydraulic press on YouTube https://youtube.com/c/HydraulicPressChannel


TeemuKai

Family metal shop near Tampere Finland with only a couple people working there. Small business that does specialized repairs etc. so they're not running every machine 24/7.


ruimtekaars

This is just a waste of perfectly usable objects. I dislike how many similar videos exist


ilostmycapo

Am I the only one who would rather see this in r/mildlyinfuriating? I mean, why obliterate perfectly fine objects?


kiddiebro9

The poor pokemon


M2k350z

I dont know why but that yellow can was extremely satisfying.


soap_muncher

i need to know the name of that pink bouncy thing NOW


Globalri5k

RIP Jolteon


MrPiffington89

WHY THE JOLTEON YOU MURDERER 😭


HarmoniousHum

So wasteful.


SingForMaya

Poor Jolteon


Nateon91

Jolteon didn't deserve that 💔


TCGislife

Creating unnecessary rubbish for nothing, so wasteful.


ZombieFex

More like distressing as it's super wasteful and most didn't even squish just explode. Also r.i.p jolteon


OverlyWrongGag

I enjoyed the vid but back in my head I had the "it's so sad that this is actually wasteful" thought too


PizzaKarimann

That jolteon felt it


Delicious-Mango83

Those objects are so random!! I love it!


MaskedMirageDV

did not expect the 8ball to explode upon contact


RedditUser_71

Is it or is anyone else also genuinely curious to what it will do to a human.


rhirhi2001rw

Look at danganropa v3 the game, something happens with a character and a hydraulic press


pinkplumage

I liked the part where it crushed the things


GioWindsor

Ugh, hate these videos. They're literally just wasting resources and a good representation of taking for granted the ease at which we get things.


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It can't be only me that finds all of this disturbing af.


PmYourTopComment

Am I the only one who sometimes gets angry that I dont see it after its lifted? I want to know what it looks like now! The squish is amazing but give me a punchline!