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donlixo

ten emerald for one bread take it or leave it


Snoo_65215

Hmm


dray-_

Hmmm? Hmm


hiiwillgetyo

Hurgh?


dray-_

Hmmh hmm


bread_enjoyer75

HMMMMMM!! 💎=🥕🥕=🗡


Icy-Passion6021

Hhhhmmmmmnnmmmmmmmmm


cactibob

Hugh Jackman?


Direwolf344

Hmmm


ZealousidealAir6490

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


Ilikeleague2

As soon as the villager appeared I heard some dude make a weird villager noise in my school hallway lmao


Shoddy_Inevitable_39

Thats not an emelard, if it was, he probably shouldn't be holding it


Sonichu013

Yeah, that looks more like jade, but may I ask why shouldn't someone hold an actual emerald?


WeebWithASword

They are green


sixmillions

dude never played sonic smh


Sonichu013

My dumb brain still doesn't understand how this is related to sonic :c


CinnabarCereal

Chaos emeralds


Joanmrma

Knucles story in sa1


FloorShadower

\*emelard


Sonichu013

...what?


WeebWithASword

*emelard


Bill-Nye-Science-Guy

*emerlad


Mapaloo

*emerlaid


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\*emrelad


InfernoVulpix

*emraled


ScratchedCat

Do you even know what sub your on?


Oxxixuit

Yup it looks more like marble


Thonull

Emeralds are usually given value for their clearness/clarity, so even if it was one, it wouldn’t be worth much


Shoddy_Inevitable_39

So thats why the villager offered 2 carrots


gombat22

It's malachite


ayush_with_drip

Wait he is giving two dicks for a emarald seems fair to me👍👍👍👍


dundundunrandom

No, its supposed to represent waht a Minecraft villager would give to a giant emerald


pneis1

minecraft villager give dicks for emerald ???


Existing-Cash-8727

Mincwat seggs mud


Hucknutbun

UGH, this is why M\*necraft is the most dangerous game. It sucks as hell too. M\*necraft and these M\*necr\*fters should just not spread lies that their "M\*NeCrAfT iS nOt vIolEnt" but it surely is. Teaching children about "solicitation of prostitution" UgH. #CANCELMINECRAFT /j


AdIntelligent5110

Are Are you ok? Is this just supposed to be a joke comment?


FloorShadower

yes it was a joke


Comfortable_Panic_30

What the fuck


FUNZARP

v\*llagers 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


_Do_or_

I'd say thats a great deal


CakeTV123

Villager be like: All i can do is 2 carrots, take it or leave it


BakeYouC

What's it a reference for?


Past-Hunt

yoiur mom fat secxk


Metal-General

it's a joj referens


9Coffee_Mug9

Joj jojstah


FUCK_THE_ADMINS_1337

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ


used-ername

okbuddyjotard


Responsible_Fruit664

NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH


Cyrcruxx

my fat fucking cock


pedrinhogameplays404

Minecraft Actual answer if you dont believe me


robaticus56

I don't believe you. I would like a fake answer, thank you very much.


FloorShadower

Terraria


DanielEGVi

Thanks


Cameron653

Seconding it: Minecraft Villagers take emeralds. Villagers also offer bad trades like 2 carrots for 1 emerald


Rooster_Nuggets666

Shark cock


Affectionate_Kick705

Two carrots worth of an emerald.


VirtualAd6007

1 ion cube


Nic4379

About tree fiddy


WaxWings66397

Wait isn’t that Jade tho?


Lesbian094

What the fuck did I just watch


The_Creator44

Trade offer: 64 emeralds -> grass piece


Shavacadont

DEAL


Peeps_011

17 dollah


ValuableWorking821

Tomar is going to be pissed.


Spacechicken0

jaxxy, where is my fucking gemerald


ZeTrashMan

squid game person


plyons96

Not emerald


Gorperino

This is Knuckles, and I'm back! I been away for a while But I'm back to kick some butt at Wild Canyon! I shall find all the lost pieces of the Master Emerald here I'm gonna get those fools They wanna play with my Emeralds? They playing with the wrong guy!


Xkujo420

Eat cocc knuckles sonic better😡😡😡


MrMoor2007

Hrrrmmmmmm


hounter456

An excellent recreation of a classic meme


Narhei_Asuka

14 wheat, take it or gtfo


opostur2

Hmmm


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About tree fiddy


PhiLeCreuset

I'm glad you guys cleared it up by saying the minecraft villager. I thought it was a version of Eggman I've never seen


botboi963

Best I can do is four pieces of bread


IFuckedYourCats

If you don't give me mending your life is ending


TarEater4000

How far do you think it could fit up my ass


ducha_simulator

one esmerald = 0,65439562 of carrot


SoggyWookie

that is most definitely not an emerald


Accomplished_Dig3699

Ah yes a whole emerald possibly worth for $6 Billon Dollars for 5 strings


UnfailingPear64

1 rupee


Underfan96024

1 piece of dirt.


OnyxCam6ion

Him, my diamond sword begs to differ.


_Galactiac

2 kromer


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itsKNIGHTMARE

Villager: yo you better hand me that goddamn shit


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MysteriousTap8576

You could call it a... two-karat emerald


obito694200

Nah bro it would be worth to bread


Nice_Vacation_866

Wandering trader: hmmmm 7 of those for hmmmmmmm one pickle


No_Cancel7804

Looks like a marble from the floor.


ColdZoroark

EMERALD SPLASH


Sexy-Homer

No way, that’s worth at least 3 carrots


_A_Human_Being

hurrrr


Real_Medic_TF2

It’s a weed crystal


Joanmrma

Is that a snapcube reference?


Prestigious-Soil-599

hmmm


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MaiDixieRek

Best I can do is "Stone Sword"


Comfortable_Panic_30

I00Q


Glass_Toe9288

Lmao. (Also that's not an emerald)


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justbenzyyt123

Minecraft villager has a penis has a nose


Yanderegrimm

YES


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heisenberg_promax

Ten emerald for one diamond take it or leave


offical_Obama

Two carrots is way too much. 1 pound of dirt should do it


Mr_Bone_Head

#HOLY SHIT ITS DR. TRAYAURUS!


OLiam-

That's either a very impure emerald or a jade either way not as much as you'd think


TheDumbBot

69 emeralds for one dead bush


nice___bot

Nice!


A_Very_Sus_Bush

Villagers can range anywhere from one emerald for one ender pearl, to 4 emeralds for an iron shovel, and it will never not be hilarious.


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Joanmrma

This man found a master emerald shard


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👍🏻


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What is even happening


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The_Smashing_Lad

Not funny, didn’t laugh


Balloon_Fish

I was so fucking confused for s sec