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ten emerald for one bread take it or leave it
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As soon as the villager appeared I heard some dude make a weird villager noise in my school hallway lmao
Thats not an emelard, if it was, he probably shouldn't be holding it
Yeah, that looks more like jade, but may I ask why shouldn't someone hold an actual emerald?
They are green
dude never played sonic smh
My dumb brain still doesn't understand how this is related to sonic :c
Knucles story in sa1
Do you even know what sub your on?
Yup it looks more like marble
Emeralds are usually given value for their clearness/clarity, so even if it was one, it wouldn’t be worth much
So thats why the villager offered 2 carrots
Wait he is giving two dicks for a emarald seems fair to me👍👍👍👍
No, its supposed to represent waht a Minecraft villager would give to a giant emerald
minecraft villager give dicks for emerald ???
Mincwat seggs mud
UGH, this is why M\*necraft is the most dangerous game. It sucks as hell too. M\*necraft and these M\*necr\*fters should just not spread lies that their "M\*NeCrAfT iS nOt vIolEnt" but it surely is. Teaching children about "solicitation of prostitution" UgH. #CANCELMINECRAFT /j
Are you ok? Is this just supposed to be a joke comment?
yes it was a joke
What the fuck
I'd say thats a great deal
Villager be like:
All i can do is 2 carrots, take it or leave it
What's it a reference for?
yoiur mom fat secxk
it's a joj referens
NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH
my fat fucking cock
Actual answer if you dont believe me
I don't believe you. I would like a fake answer, thank you very much.
Seconding it: Minecraft
Villagers take emeralds. Villagers also offer bad trades like 2 carrots for 1 emerald
Two carrots worth of an emerald.
1 ion cube
About tree fiddy
Wait isn’t that Jade tho?
What the fuck did I just watch
64 emeralds -> grass piece
Tomar is going to be pissed.
jaxxy, where is my fucking gemerald
squid game person
This is Knuckles, and I'm back!
I been away for a while
But I'm back to kick some butt at Wild Canyon!
I shall find all the lost pieces of the Master Emerald here
I'm gonna get those fools
They wanna play with my Emeralds?
They playing with the wrong guy!
Eat cocc knuckles sonic better😡😡😡
An excellent recreation of a classic meme
14 wheat, take it or gtfo
I'm glad you guys cleared it up by saying the minecraft villager. I thought it was a version of Eggman I've never seen
Best I can do is four pieces of bread
If you don't give me mending your life is ending
How far do you think it could fit up my ass
one esmerald = 0,65439562 of carrot
that is most definitely not an emerald
Ah yes a whole emerald possibly worth for $6 Billon Dollars for 5 strings
1 piece of dirt.
Him, my diamond sword begs to differ.
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Villager: yo you better hand me that goddamn shit
You could call it a...
Nah bro it would be worth to bread
Wandering trader: hmmmm 7 of those for hmmmmmmm one pickle
Looks like a marble from the floor.
No way, that’s worth at least 3 carrots
It’s a weed crystal
Is that a snapcube reference?
Best I can do is "Stone Sword"
Lmao. (Also that's not an emerald)
Minecraft villager has a penis has a nose
Ten emerald for one diamond take it or leave
Two carrots is way too much. 1 pound of dirt should do it
#HOLY SHIT ITS DR. TRAYAURUS!
That's either a very impure emerald or a jade either way not as much as you'd think
69 emeralds for one dead bush
Villagers can range anywhere from one emerald for one ender pearl, to 4 emeralds for an iron shovel, and it will never not be hilarious.
This man found a master emerald shard
What is even happening
Not funny, didn’t laugh
I was so fucking confused for s sec