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Kinda bored, tell me the best pickup line you can think of and I’ll rate it 1-10

Kinda bored, tell me the best pickup line you can think of and I’ll rate it 1-10

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sb307

Hey girl are you a microwave? Because mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


AdOk9902

8/10 Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm


GamerZoom108

#MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


MintYT_

i would take you to the movies but they dont allow snacks


MagicJoshByGosh

Oh that’s definitely an 8/10


AdOk9902

7/10 actually, there’s some really good ones hidden in the comments if you can find them.


Jorgitooo8718

Do you have a dictionary? ´Cause you left me with no words


AdOk9902

7 outta 10, pretty good IMO.


Woke_Stroke

I'd give that one an 8 myself, pretty smooth.


DidacticSnow7

I don’t like sand sand, it’s coarse, rough, irritating and it gets everywhere


Accomplished_East854

Like padawans


GeneralxGrievous

Are you an angel?


BNModels

1069/10


Nagato_Uzumaki2

hello there


AttentionImaginary57

Just because of that reference, I already love you.


EliteToast81_Twitch

Are you Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for


bingybongyrevived

Smooth 7.5/10


Jokolo109

Roses are red ultramarines are blue my love to the emperor is second only to you


AdOk9902

5.5/10 might work on someone, but they’d have to be able to understand what your saying and know what you’re talking abt.


Jokolo109

Yeah never found a girl wich likes warhammer 40k


basementguy121

This some heresy right here. No gf can ever be superior to a true imperial subjects devotion to the Emperor of Mankind.


Jokolo109

Im sorry i will imidently destroy xenos to clense my reputation


TheBlankOne23

Hey girl are you Ronald McDonald? Because I wanna pick your nose


AdOk9902

7 outta 10, good for picking up chicks at McDonald’s


ChaosLaughing

7 is also their dating age range


ashtar123

I don't get it


Peeenjoyer0

He wants to pick their nose


ashtar123

Thanks for letting me know u/peeenjoyer0


Peeenjoyer0

Np nose eater


OnlyThreeRemain

Sorry, I have asthma, I shouldn't hang out with people who take my breath away ;)


bingybongyrevived

7/10


Weak-Reserve3656

Why dont you sit on my lap? We can talk about the first thing that pops up


AdOk9902

Lmao 8/10 probably will turn people on.


josh9x

8/10 will turn people on and 2/10 will land you a restraining order lmao


Weak-Reserve3656

Hell yea


Weak-Reserve3656

Thanks


idkiwilldeletethis

Dayum, gonna save this one for the next time the homies are over


bingybongyrevived

I know OP is the one whose meant to be rating these but this is gold


big-chungus-amongus

I can't feel myself, rn... can I feel you instead?


AdOk9902

6.5-10, will probably only work on horny people.


big-chungus-amongus

why flirt with no horny people?


AdOk9902

Idk actually, sometimes people are really good at hiding it.


TARANIMUS_TTH

Hey girl, are you the nether? Cause you're hot and make my bed explode.


AdOk9902

Lol 8.5/10, will probably make a Minecraft girl fuck you.


AttentionImaginary57

Omg, at least a 9 OP! Bad form!


AdOk9902

Shut up I do what I want.


AttentionImaginary57

Lol


MagicJoshByGosh

Dude that’s a straight 10/10 in my book


ashtar123

Alright this isn't mine, i just watched a jaiden animations video. "Hey can you hold something for me?" "...my hand"


AdOk9902

Lmao 6/10 won’t get you laid but might get you a BF/GF


ThePinkTeenager

We’re trying to get laid here? I thought a BF/GF was the goal.


ashtar123

I might use it then 😳


AdOk9902

😳


Reborn-1

Hey girl. Are you a rebel? Cause you're causing an uprising in my pants...


AdOk9902

7.5 outta ten, would be great for a Star Wars movie.


Reborn-1

Yeah... but a different genre of course😏


AdOk9902

Lmao.


AttentionImaginary57

Hey girl? Am I a lightsaber, because you just turned me on.


1b33r

*having boobs*


AdOk9902

Honestly 10/10 having boobs will most likely get someone into bed with you.


ThePinkTeenager

It hasn’t worked for me so far.


AdOk9902

I’m sure if you just jump up and down a little, someone will.


Temporary_Argument15

Men with boobs **it’s showtime


cayde6205

As a fat dude, it hasn’t worked too well for me tbh


Full_time_duck

Are you a rope because I wouldn't mind hanging with you


AdOk9902

Lol dark humor 7.5/10, some people might not like it though.


V2xel

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus


bingybongyrevived

And that’s a 7/10 from me


Hypefangirl

10/10


ashtar123

Lmaoooo


Personal_Amoeba_3212

Are you a Minecraft fence because I just can't get over you


[deleted]

*carpet*


SixpennyPants

Did you fall from heaven? Because you fucking look like it wtf happened to your face


AdOk9902

10/10 funny as hell lmao


SixpennyPants

Gonna get all the girls right?


AdOk9902

If they love dark humor, yes, yes it will.


SixpennyPants

Damn so not a 100% success rate?


windless_rose0

Are you my pinky toe? Because i would love to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house


Swingyman

Classic


MagicJoshByGosh

10/10 no question


GamerZoom108

Hey girl, are you a girl? Because you look like a girl. *smooth af ikr*


AdOk9902

Honestly they would probably take their pants off right then and there so 8.5/10


GamerZoom108

Hell yeah!


Ihatesoup223

Your teeth are like the stars yellow and far apart


Lion_316

This will get some girls on your bed


Ihatesoup223

Yo know it.


nad238

I laughed at this way too much


Flame66624

I don't play genishin impact


ashtar123

10/10


Hypefangirl

The girl that says “one two breathe” sounds like she’s getting f*ucked up, it’s so annoying. I’ll give you 10/10


FTL_BocajioX

omfg for real, like what if that fucking ad on youtube comes in and my parents hear it, they boutta be sus asf


ColdIron27

Guess I'll remain a virgin forever :/


UndeadPiston531

The human body is facinating, Mind if I study yours? (already seems so bad)


AdOk9902

Might work on a doctor or nurse, so 7.5 outta 10. Pretty good but they may be too tired to smash.


UndeadPiston531

damn, an actually not bad rating. do i get extra points if i say it in a german accent?


AdOk9902

Yes you get 2 points extra.


UndeadPiston531

Yay! a 9.5! I deed it. german accent ftw!


AirTaxiA360

I'd like to be your derivative... So I can be tangent to those curves I'm sorry


Hypefangirl

r/mathjokes


Agent_S-13

Hey, are you a clown? Because i want to creampie you.


AdOk9902

Lmao 7/10 this’ll probably get you laid.


Matixs_666

Hey girl, you like to draw? Because i put my d in raw.


AdOk9902

Lmao 7.5/10 might just get you laid.


[deleted]

My absolute favourite: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH AND YOU... HAVE STOLEN MY HEART


AdOk9902

5.5 outta 10, just because it’ll only work on elder scrolls nerds.


[deleted]

I don't know shit about elder scrolls and I still get it lmao But absolutely fair


theoriginaltard

Me: so where are you from again Woman: Kansas Me: Kansas dick fit in yo mouth FOO Woman: says the horny True story


AdOk9902

Lmao I’d rate it a 9/10 because it actually has worked before.


Slothboy123MLG

And then everyone clapped


AttentionImaginary57

Hey! You from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I see!


Sysody

damn girl are you a French Queen because I want head


bingybongyrevived

Pffffff 8/10


Fish_Fucker69

Easy 16


YaBoy0525

Hey girl are you a microwave cause i wanna put a baby in you


MadaraSkays

XD


isleddedintothorns

honestly weve known eachother for a while now and i think that we could have a great future ahead of us, together. i like you and if you feel the same we could be something more than just friends, if you want to.


The_Blob_Alt

10/10


EurobeatSplashOMatic

I'm a competitive Splatoon player, so can I ink your splat zone?


Hypefangirl

LMAOO


Cataclysm687

Give a lime with your number on it and say it’s a pickup lime


AdOk9902

This was pretty funny (I love stupid puns) and might just barley gets someone’s number so 6/10


Cataclysm687

Just six bruh that’s the most awesome joke to make. Bad jokes are the best jokes to pick up on someone


AdOk9902

Fine fine, I’ll give it a 7.


Roviez

You know girl, I will live for a loooong timr Because those angels in heaven ain't as beautiful as you are


Psychological_Toe716

Hey girl, you are a solid 9 I’m the 1 you need


AdOk9902

Honestly 6 outta ten, it’s pretty good but not great.


Psychological_Toe716

Oh well, despite that, I’ll always be there 4 you (Playing off of the 6 you just gave me, because 4+6 is 10,)


AdOk9902

You smooth bastard, 8.5 outta 10.


ParadoxDoggo

Stare at them while licking ice cream.


AdOk9902

Wow, not even a pickup line your just straight up seducing them, so I guess a 7/10 since your just making them horny.


ParadoxDoggo

I'm so fucking good at this


Umpire_Effective

That's such a good fucking idea


Avocqd0

I'm not jesus but you can still nail me ;)


AdOk9902

4/10 dark but good, probably won’t work tbh.


flyingbennyben

10/10 imo


AdOk9902

4/10, dark humor but probably won’t work IMO.


hailstormssuck

Hey are you alive? Cus that about my only standard right now.


datboisus696

Are you a bike pedal? Cuz I could pump you with no hands


AdOk9902

Dat boi sus, 7.5/10 that was pretty good.


LinusPersson93

Hi girl, u want me to treat u like a snowstorm? Give u 15-20 cm and then leave u with the mess? I find my way out myself 🚶


Phoenix-yeet

Roses are red violets are blue the fbi wants my penis can I hide it in you?


Slugees

are you an american school cause i wanna shoot some kids up in you


AdOk9902

6.5/10, it’s a good joke and people might like it, but it most likely won’t get anyone in bed with you lmao.


Slugees

what we were supposed to be serious?


ashtar123

A bit overused nowadays


Seff_ers_19

So you say, “ Hey, altogether we have 1, 2, 3, 4 shoulders.” And then when you get to the fourth shoulder you put your hand on her shoulder. Almost forgot to mention the fourth shoulder should be hers.


PBoverlord24

Are you an orphanage? Cuz I wanna fill you with kids


xX_Bacon_Boi_Xx

Lets just get to the point, let’s have shrex


Purple1szed

Are you a toaster? Because I wanna take a bath with you!


AdOk9902

5/10, could work on a dark humored person but it probably won’t anyways.


bingybongyrevived

That’s amazing lmfao


LoftyDofty

Do you have a picture of yourself I could use? I’m playing poker and lost my queen.


CodeLegend69

Do you know how to do CPR, because you take my breath away....


FormalCommunication7

I would drag my balls through ten miles of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie.


AdOk9902

10/10 very formal with your communication.


ShapeFoxk

Hey, my name's Bethesda. Can I crash at your place tonight?


ejymt

F1 inspired: Girl are you my pit crew? Cause you turn my soft set into a hard one in 2 seconds.


klutzerboi

I'm like rick astley, cus I'm never gonna give you up


-homonecrosexual-

hello


AdOk9902

3/10 is pretty direct, since they might just say “no” and walk away. At least you’ll know who likes you or not?!?


wesleh778

Yo girl are you a redstone torch cause you make my piston extend


the_lord_of_doges

Hey girl are you a slime ball cuz you make my piston sticky


_john_cena69

Are you into boxing? Coz you're a knockout


085436773258

I don’t feel like myself today. May I feel you? What is your favourite insect? Mine are the butterflies you give me damn, are you dora? because i can explore you all day long Are you my homework? Bwcause ill forget to do you untill its 12am then slap you on the table and do you all night Hi I'm _____ and there is going to be 7 planets left when I'm done with uranus


Savings_Internet9157

Hey girly, do you eat rats? Because you are a kitten


AdOk9902

2.5 outta 10, discord mod type beat.


Hothel

Aw, you look malnourished Let's get some bread, fry it in egg, yolk, and drown it in syrup


BerneseMountainDew

Some girls look like snacks, but you look like an all-you-can-eat buffet!


MrBaconMan88

Are you a creeper, cause I’d like it if you would blow me


-AGirlWithAName-

something is wrong with my phone... it doesn't have your number in it.


CasualBakuganFan

Hey girl you melt my heart like Chernobyl reactor number 4 Hey girl are you a tank because I’d like to penetrate you from the rear Hey boy is that a APCR round in your pants or are you happy to see me?


ThePinkTeenager

I don’t have any pickup lines, so I’m going to steal a couple from this thread.


SymKlex

“Hey, do you have a cock? Because I’d like to suck it.”


AdOk9902

6 outta 10, pretty good,very direct and will probably only work on horny guys.


bingybongyrevived

Well it’s certainly direct lmao


InjuryRare843

i... what?


Leverellin

Hey, even if it's so cold you can still keep me warm, cuz you're so hot (only works with cold weather)


nirichie

Hey schnitte bist du schon belegt (I don‘t know any englisch ones)


Hypefangirl

Skibbidy bop um dada


idk_420X_

hey girl are you a diamond pickaxe cause I'm harder then obsidian


paranife

I’m the STD in stud, now all I need is you. 😉


MasterMan536

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari.


NewtTheWizard

I shit my pants can I get in yours?


bingybongyrevived

7/10


Skittle_COFef

Hey girl, do you like trees? Because if a cat got stuck in a tree. No, wait, if YOU were a cat stuck in a tree. You'd be a cat. I forgot the pickup line...


Plzhelpdadoncrack

I'll optimize it a little bit: Hey girl, are you a tree? Because I would love to get the pussy in it


Skittle_COFef

No no no. Hey girl are you a tree? Titty pics mabye?


Rockingham2000

Go to a lake with them. After that randomly say “ all this water ain’t enough to fill my thirst for you.” Your welcome.


Knackwarrior07

Are you an angel? Cause I'm allergic to feathers. *Vomits on girl*


EliteToast81_Twitch

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb


Teenageweirdo

Please date me im lonely


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[удалено]


xSalty_Lightningx

Alrighty then: Hey girl I got a tree here, **you trynna mine my wood?**


Vexillologicalhouse

Hey girl, You Fidel Castro? Cause You’re smoking.


AB_trash

Are u dio because when I see you time stops


Bana_10

Are you the USSR because I feel an uprising in my lower half.


TripleThreatJack

Wanna play hide and seek? Actually never mind, someone like you is impossible to find.


heyitsbilal

Are you a tumour? Because I can't get you out of my head