Kinda bored, tell me the best pickup line you can think of and I’ll rate it 1-10
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Hey girl are you a microwave? Because mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i would take you to the movies but they dont allow snacks
Oh that’s definitely an 8/10
7/10 actually, there’s some really good ones hidden in the comments if you can find them.
Do you have a dictionary? ´Cause you left me with no words
7 outta 10, pretty good IMO.
I'd give that one an 8 myself, pretty smooth.
I don’t like sand sand, it’s coarse, rough, irritating and it gets everywhere
Are you an angel?
Just because of that reference, I already love you.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for
Roses are red ultramarines are blue my love to the emperor is second only to you
5.5/10 might work on someone, but they’d have to be able to understand what your saying and know what you’re talking abt.
Yeah never found a girl wich likes warhammer 40k
This some heresy right here. No gf can ever be superior to a true imperial subjects devotion to the Emperor of Mankind.
Im sorry i will imidently destroy xenos to clense my reputation
Hey girl are you Ronald McDonald?
Because I wanna pick your nose
7 outta 10, good for picking up chicks at McDonald’s
7 is also their dating age range
I don't get it
He wants to pick their nose
Thanks for letting me know u/peeenjoyer0
Np nose eater
Sorry, I have asthma, I shouldn't hang out with people who take my breath away ;)
Why dont you sit on my lap? We can talk about the first thing that pops up
Lmao 8/10 probably will turn people on.
8/10 will turn people on and 2/10 will land you a restraining order lmao
Dayum, gonna save this one for the next time the homies are over
I know OP is the one whose meant to be rating these but this is gold
I can't feel myself, rn... can I feel you instead?
6.5-10, will probably only work on horny people.
why flirt with no horny people?
Idk actually, sometimes people are really good at hiding it.
Hey girl, are you the nether?
Cause you're hot and make my bed explode.
Lol 8.5/10, will probably make a Minecraft girl fuck you.
Omg, at least a 9 OP! Bad form!
Shut up I do what I want.
Dude that’s a straight 10/10 in my book
Alright this isn't mine, i just watched a jaiden animations video.
"Hey can you hold something for me?"
Lmao 6/10 won’t get you laid but might get you a BF/GF
We’re trying to get laid here? I thought a BF/GF was the goal.
I might use it then 😳
Hey girl. Are you a rebel?
Cause you're causing an uprising in my pants...
7.5 outta ten, would be great for a Star Wars movie.
Yeah... but a different genre of course😏
Hey girl? Am I a lightsaber, because you just turned me on.
Honestly 10/10 having boobs will most likely get someone into bed with you.
It hasn’t worked for me so far.
I’m sure if you just jump up and down a little, someone will.
Men with boobs
As a fat dude, it hasn’t worked too well for me tbh
Are you a rope because I wouldn't mind hanging with you
Lol dark humor 7.5/10, some people might not like it though.
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus
And that’s a 7/10 from me
Are you a Minecraft fence because I just can't get over you
Did you fall from heaven? Because you fucking look like it wtf happened to your face
10/10 funny as hell lmao
Gonna get all the girls right?
If they love dark humor, yes, yes it will.
Damn so not a 100% success rate?
Are you my pinky toe? Because i would love to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
10/10 no question
Hey girl, are you a girl?
Because you look like a girl.
*smooth af ikr*
Honestly they would probably take their pants off right then and there so 8.5/10
Your teeth are like the stars yellow and far apart
This will get some girls on your bed
Yo know it.
I laughed at this way too much
I don't play genishin impact
The girl that says “one two breathe” sounds like she’s getting f*ucked up, it’s so annoying. I’ll give you 10/10
omfg for real, like what if that fucking ad on youtube comes in and my parents hear it, they boutta be sus asf
Guess I'll remain a virgin forever :/
The human body is facinating, Mind if I study yours?
(already seems so bad)
Might work on a doctor or nurse, so 7.5 outta 10. Pretty good but they may be too tired to smash.
damn, an actually not bad rating. do i get extra points if i say it in a german accent?
Yes you get 2 points extra.
Yay! a 9.5! I deed it. german accent ftw!
I'd like to be your derivative... So I can be tangent to those curves
Hey, are you a clown? Because i want to creampie you.
Lmao 7/10 this’ll probably get you laid.
Hey girl, you like to draw? Because i put my d in raw.
Lmao 7.5/10 might just get you laid.
My absolute favourite:
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH AND YOU... HAVE STOLEN MY HEART
5.5 outta 10, just because it’ll only work on elder scrolls nerds.
I don't know shit about elder scrolls and I still get it lmao
But absolutely fair
Me: so where are you from again
Me: Kansas dick fit in yo mouth FOO
Woman: says the horny
Lmao I’d rate it a 9/10 because it actually has worked before.
And then everyone clapped
Hey! You from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I see!
damn girl are you a French Queen because I want head
Hey girl are you a microwave cause i wanna put a baby in you
honestly weve known eachother for a while now and i think that we could have a great future ahead of us, together. i like you and if you feel the same we could be something more than just friends, if you want to.
I'm a competitive Splatoon player, so can I ink your splat zone?
Give a lime with your number on it and say it’s a pickup lime
This was pretty funny (I love stupid puns) and might just barley gets someone’s number so 6/10
Just six bruh that’s the most awesome joke to make. Bad jokes are the best jokes to pick up on someone
Fine fine, I’ll give it a 7.
You know girl, I will live for a loooong timr
Because those angels in heaven ain't as beautiful as you are
Hey girl, you are a solid 9
I’m the 1 you need
Honestly 6 outta ten, it’s pretty good but not great.
Oh well, despite that, I’ll always be there 4 you
(Playing off of the 6 you just gave me, because 4+6 is 10,)
You smooth bastard, 8.5 outta 10.
Stare at them while licking ice cream.
Wow, not even a pickup line your just straight up seducing them, so I guess a 7/10 since your just making them horny.
I'm so fucking good at this
That's such a good fucking idea
I'm not jesus but you can still nail me ;)
4/10 dark but good, probably won’t work tbh.
4/10, dark humor but probably won’t work IMO.
Hey are you alive?
Cus that about my only standard right now.
Are you a bike pedal?
Cuz I could pump you with no hands
Dat boi sus, 7.5/10 that was pretty good.
Hi girl, u want me to treat u like a snowstorm? Give u 15-20 cm and then leave u with the mess?
I find my way out myself 🚶
Roses are red violets are blue the fbi wants my penis can I hide it in you?
are you an american school cause i wanna shoot some kids up in you
6.5/10, it’s a good joke and people might like it, but it most likely won’t get anyone in bed with you lmao.
what we were supposed to be serious?
A bit overused nowadays
So you say, “ Hey, altogether we have 1, 2, 3, 4 shoulders.” And then when you get to the fourth shoulder you put your hand on her shoulder.
Almost forgot to mention the fourth shoulder should be hers.
Are you an orphanage?
Cuz I wanna fill you with kids
Lets just get to the point, let’s have shrex
Are you a toaster? Because I wanna take a bath with you!
5/10, could work on a dark humored person but it probably won’t anyways.
That’s amazing lmfao
Do you have a picture of yourself I could use? I’m playing poker and lost my queen.
Do you know how to do CPR, because you take my breath away....
I would drag my balls through ten miles of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie.
10/10 very formal with your communication.
Hey, my name's Bethesda. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Girl are you my pit crew? Cause you turn my soft set into a hard one in 2 seconds.
I'm like rick astley, cus I'm never gonna give you up
3/10 is pretty direct, since they might just say “no” and walk away. At least you’ll know who likes you or not?!?
Yo girl are you a redstone torch cause you make my piston extend
Hey girl are you a slime ball cuz you make my piston sticky
Are you into boxing? Coz you're a knockout
I don’t feel like myself today. May I feel you?
What is your favourite insect? Mine are the butterflies you give me
damn, are you dora? because i can explore you all day long
Are you my homework? Bwcause ill forget to do you untill its 12am then slap you on the table and do you all night
Hi I'm _____ and there is going to be 7 planets left when I'm done with uranus
Hey girly, do you eat rats?
Because you are a kitten
2.5 outta 10, discord mod type beat.
Aw, you look malnourished
Let's get some bread, fry it in egg, yolk, and drown it in syrup
Some girls look like snacks, but you look like an all-you-can-eat buffet!
Are you a creeper, cause I’d like it if you would blow me
something is wrong with my phone... it doesn't have your number in it.
Hey girl you melt my heart like Chernobyl reactor number 4
Hey girl are you a tank because I’d like to penetrate you from the rear
Hey boy is that a APCR round in your pants or are you happy to see me?
I don’t have any pickup lines, so I’m going to steal a couple from this thread.
“Hey, do you have a cock? Because I’d like to suck it.”
6 outta 10, pretty good,very direct and will probably only work on horny guys.
Well it’s certainly direct lmao
Hey, even if it's so cold you can still keep me warm, cuz you're so hot (only works with cold weather)
Hey schnitte bist du schon belegt (I don‘t know any englisch ones)
Skibbidy bop um dada
hey girl are you a diamond pickaxe cause I'm harder then obsidian
I’m the STD in stud, now all I need is
What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari.
I shit my pants can I get in yours?
Hey girl, do you like trees? Because if a cat got stuck in a tree. No, wait, if YOU were a cat stuck in a tree. You'd be a cat. I forgot the pickup line...
I'll optimize it a little bit:
Hey girl, are you a tree? Because I would love to get the pussy in it
No no no. Hey girl are you a tree? Titty pics mabye?
Go to a lake with them. After that randomly say “ all this water ain’t enough to fill my thirst for you.” Your welcome.
Are you an angel? Cause I'm allergic to feathers. *Vomits on girl*
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb
Please date me im lonely
Hey girl I got a tree here, **you trynna mine my wood?**
Hey girl, You Fidel Castro? Cause You’re smoking.
Are u dio because when I see you time stops
Are you the USSR because I feel an uprising in my lower half.
Wanna play hide and seek? Actually never mind, someone like you is impossible to find.
Are you a tumour? Because I can't get you out of my head