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Lunados34

Tell your friends you’d screw them if they gave you the chance


Kylerthegamer4

I honestly would 😳


Enderfy17

r/suddenlygay


FlameSlash7

Or perhaps r/suddenlybi


TEST_Entity_1

Or maybe r/nofriends idk


Driftking322

Why must you attack this subreddit


TEST_Entity_1

Don't worry, I attacked myself in the process :)


JacobyMatt1

r/kamikazebywords


Enderfy17

Yeah ik thats probably the most suited, but i think that the sudently gay has more of a tone for it, cause all of "haha funny joke" that everyone does with gay jokes , like "are you gay man?" And "no homo" etc , im bi my self but i personally feel much better as gay just to say , i only keep the bi label due to all the girls i liked in the past


FlameSlash7

I’m bi as well


Lunados34

Oop😜🧐


MA5TERCH13f09

🤨📸


Separate_Collection2

drink ice cold water after eating mints


Kylerthegamer4

My mouth feels weird just reading this


A-fruity-life

Drink orange juice afterwards


thefrodster123

Wow slow down there satan


fryta_TheFirst

WHILE IN A ICE BATH


VirtuouslySinful

You’re a total sadist. I’m shivering in fear just thinking about that.


MightyBeast819

Ive got one better, drink orange juice after brushing your teeth


FluffyGiantCatBears

Literally disgusting could never.


MightyBeast819

Sounds like bitch behavior (this is a joke)


CatLover_801

Sociopath


Vodka_bottle420

Show your teacher an image from eyeblech


Kylerthegamer4

How to get suspended 😎😎😎


MineMine7_

Sus 😳


-dude-in-a-hat-

Why did I go to the sub FUCKKK


MzstysDog_YT

I mean there is two, one is bad and one is good with cute animals


meltingsnow265

That’s r/eyebleach


bigchungus341

go skydiving


Kylerthegamer4

That sounds fun af


Zestyclose-Fly-9967

Fail nnn i dare you


Kylerthegamer4

Make me 😈 Jk I’ve already failed


Memesmyguy125

Sad :c


Kylerthegamer4

I failed within the first week if that helps lol


-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Get on my level, failed within a minute. Thanks fucked up sleep schedule.


darkskynorain

Same lol


Disastrous_Can_5466

Get reddit premiun


Kylerthegamer4

I am broke


Triplelilj

But you have to comply


Chocolate_Spaghet

Hey look, he got it anyway


Crusader_Qc

He physically can’t tho


Ty0813

Me too bro, me too.... Edit: Noice. You can experience premium for a while


Guardian_of_ducks

go get a glass of water and stay hydrated


FriendlyCanadianDude

r/HydroHomies


Kylerthegamer4

I have a DrPepper if that counts


Guardian_of_ducks

no


taqiftqeninanen

Do you not have fucking water?


pwaetowian

Fucking water… that would be spectacular


InterestinfName

is it possible to fuck water?


pwaetowian

I dunno… never tried ;) im not that horny.


Accomplished-Cat4989

It’s possible but really time consuming


LolDoes

#Godess Aqua would like to know your location


agentaxe285

Fucking water or, Fucking water?


Kylerthegamer4

I’m at school and I’m carrying a soda


KrigsSkip28

Dont cut your dick on the can bro


Rare_Bagett

become a hitman and kill someone for me


Kylerthegamer4

🔫😎


Wolfintank

Why not hire a professional. Check my offers on this site www.hitmanwolf.net/offers, if it doesnt work, you can still ask trough dms


InterestinfName

can i hire you to kill me?


Wolfintank

Yeah, sure i got some offers, depending on how special you want it to be, but maybe consider talking to someone about your problems. But thats your choice


NMRisthebest

the fact that this reply is so cursed yet wholesome scares me (or wholesome yet cursed)


L8dj

So blursed


TheRealMasterhound

Woah, cool. I now who to hit up when I eventually become the dictator of Antarctica. Jokes aside, how do you get hitman training? Are you legally safe in the eyes of the government? Can you be contracted by the government? It sounds like a really cool job but I don't know alot of hitmen to be able to ask. Also, does hitmen complete hits on other hitmen or is that a no go?


LeetYeetMeat

I think he's lying bro.


_ThatAltAcc_

I Dare you to dare me


Kylerthegamer4

I dare you to have a nice day (and possibly dm bc I’m bored)


_ThatAltAcc_

Too bad I already am. though in 2 hours will be another day so just gotta have a nice 2 hours.


Hangonlemmefindit

How the fuck do you draw the line at deleting your account?


Kylerthegamer4

Idk


Hangonlemmefindit

Ah I see. Alright have a nice day


FlashburstH2

respecting the law is less important. keeping reddit account>murder


Regard-_-

Pedos in coming


Kylerthegamer4

Yeah probably


DJSwatZs

Tell me your debit card number your name the expiration date on the card and the security code on the back


WitherBlaze_

6969 0420 6969 0420, 04/23, 089


DJSwatZs

When I got the notification I got really worried for a sec because I thought someone took my comment seriously 😂


WitherBlaze_

Ahahahahha lol imagine tho 😂


lowbudgetbusinessman

share the best picture of you


Kylerthegamer4

https://imgur.com/a/nuzrBpx


lowbudgetbusinessman

a cowboy!


Millibyte

damn that’s pretty fresh


Default_Username___

I am lonely Talk to me in in DMs I know this is creepy but I am bored tooo


Kylerthegamer4

Okay


hornyknight69

it is only creepy when you say it is not


lol-im-dead

In love with your username lmao


mekyl10

Buy Mexico.


i-live-in-a-pinnappl

What is your address


Kylerthegamer4

Dms


Butler-Ed

Did you actually tell it?


Kylerthegamer4

Maybe


TheMrNibs

I don’t believe you! Send it to my dms too as proof


bingybongyrevived

99% chance it’s behind a CG NAT anyway


Kylerthegamer4

What’s that


bingybongyrevived

NAT stands for network address translation. When at home, your phone has a private IP address only accessible from your own network, using the same address range that all other private networks use (either 192.168.x.x, 10.10.x.x, and 172.16.x.x), and websites see your phone and, say, your laptop as having the same IP. CG nat is “carrier grade” NAT, which basically applies the same logic of NAT, but gives your router an IP from a range that is reserved for such a purpose (starts and ends at 100.x.x.x or something), so your house and your neighbour’s house appear as the same IP. I’m behind one, so I can post my IP right here and you’ll just be seeing the starlink gateway. Even if your IP address is public, assuming you haven’t opened any ports for things like insecure webcams or baby monitors, and the router is relatively new and has up to date firmware, there’s basically nothing they can do with it.


Liampietje

We already know your adress. I wont tell it but it is somwhere deep in the sea


Meap2114

Go make some waffles, idk why just something i wanna do but cant rn


StoicAtol21445

Ask your eldest sibling if they will fuck you.


Kylerthegamer4

I guess I’ll go fuck myself


StoicAtol21445

Are you an only child?


Kylerthegamer4

No I’m just the eldest


StoicAtol21445

Eldest sibling would mean your sibling that is the oldest, it doesn't mean that they must be older than you.


Kylerthegamer4

Oh okay. I just gagged thinking about that. Yay


StoicAtol21445

Well, go ahead and ask 'em


Regard-_-

Thats a good one


Pixel3DX

Oh well, you've made a mistake... oh no u didn't you're 17 well uhhh For each upvote do one push-up


Kylerthegamer4

Damn


Pixel3DX

only 220 for now, c'mon you can('t) do it! :)


regularyman

Give me a virtual hug


Kylerthegamer4

*hugs you*


regularyman

Ohhhhh thx you #NEXT TIME DO IT WHILE GIVING BIRTH mom why am i messed up?


Cum-in-me-senpai

I dare you to go out there and assert dominance.


MightyBeast819

Thank you, cum-in-me-senpai


U_69

i dare you to give me an award


Prepare-thine-anus

Truth: can people who use Reddit be female?


Kylerthegamer4

Yes I’ve talked to quite a few, but 99.999% of all users on here are dudes


Prepare-thine-anus

If I may, another one; how does one assert dominance against other males? I’ve always used the t-pose, but I’m looking for other methods.


Kylerthegamer4

Idk I take commands. Im that type of dude


Prepare-thine-anus

Ah, I see. There’s nothing wrong with ~~being submissive and breedable~~ not wanting to impose your will unto others.


Kylerthegamer4

Lmao


MightyBeast819

T-pose but on your head naked


constant_crylol

I am that 0.0001%


New_Werewolf4066

Become my friend... Im bored aswell so


Kylerthegamer4

Hello fren


Downtown-Diamond544

Make a really small model house and commit arson on a microscopic scale


JuiceDrinkingRat

Pants down I dare you


Kylerthegamer4

Wdym


A_killer2008

Fly


fire__dj

Go make dinner for your family or your self something nice and healthy and tell people In your life they are special to you


AliAfromFrotnite

Tell me your mom's full credit card information


throwaway952812

go outside and enjoy some nature


canadianknucles

Make a video of you beating a video game level And post it on r/nextfuckinglevel


XtRabo2

Read the bible


PlayerGamer103

Get all A’s in school


Fossil-Fuel-is-Gay

Do a backflip


Crazy-Appearance-773

H🎤


Kylerthegamer4

I


Triplelilj

T


OwOooOK

Go home go bed


Valuable-dot-NET

Install linux


Kylerthegamer4

I’m a Linux user already


Haunting_Nature_9178

Piss in a sink (optional)


_FBI___

I dare you to buy a 🗿


YuvieNN

Just wanna have a chat soooo how's your day going


Kylerthegamer4

Going good so far, you?


YuvieNN

Kinda bad feeling empty and overwhelmed but it could be worse so I guess thats nice


Kylerthegamer4

Damn that sucks


YuvieNN

Ye it is but talking to someone is nice


purged-butter

truth or dare


Kylerthegamer4

Truth


purged-butter

damn was hoping for dare. why are you gay?


Kylerthegamer4

I’m bi You can have a dare


purged-butter

lmao less goo start and complete the long hard journey of being a being a femboy Twink


Physical_Purpose7858

Put ur feet in the air rn regardless of where you are


Kylerthegamer4

They are in the air currently


Physical_Purpose7858

Noyce, any awkwardness?


Livid-Ad-4049

I am going to ask you a question: Whats ur opinion on baby ducks?


Kylerthegamer4

Baby ducks are cute


Livid-Ad-4049

And what about snakes and reptiles?


Kylerthegamer4

Snakes are fucking epic


Livid-Ad-4049

You're my kind of guy have a good day/ night


nicolasbourbaki-

Go up to your dad and tell him a girl got you pregnant.


zorry_m8

Send nudes


Kylerthegamer4

Ok bro 😎


ThatGiantSeth

i dare you to tell me what happens if I DM you tomato


Kylerthegamer4

You get infected with the tomato virus


Shavacadont

I dare you to go buy a bottle of acid and dissolve something useless in it


guccinapkin67

Could you tell me to do one? Im with my gf by the way if you want a twist


Kylerthegamer4

Give your girlfriend a back massage as Netflix plays in the background


KingsleyDo

LEARN GERMAN


HyrulesFinalHope

Mögen Sie Minz-Schokoladeneis mit Karamell-Popcorn, alles überzogen mit Schokoladensirup und zerbröckelten Reesen?


BearHeadedBuffoon

Do your homework Get good grades Get a good relationship with your teachers Apply to college, or trade school


CrackHeadPoet

Tell u/DepressedPoet15 that his twin bro is hotter than him


Kylerthegamer4

Profile wont load


Arphile

Ask your crush out. If you don’t have one just ask out literally the next girl you see at school


yournormalpatriot

Even know im not op, thanks for giving me motivation to try and go after this girl i like at the church i go to


hentai_user_

Dare-give 100 dollars to a homeless man, then take it back and tell him you only ment to give him 10 dollars


Kylerthegamer4

Man I’m not that cruel. Or rich.


hentai_user_

Lmao


Psychological-Eye729

Ask out your crash


Triplelilj

As in the bandicoot?


PelicanPerson

buy 3 party subs at subway and eat them all. one sitting. no leftovers. no vomiting.


LemonWeeb1970

You MUST do anything we say??? >:D Transfer $10 in Bitcoin to this address 1JyeSakV8MYBZZfFpJbX8dHqvcUbvEA46V


Le_Derpy_Derp

If you're single: go ask your crush out If you're in a relationship: go and tell your boyfriend/girlfriend, that you love him/her


just_some_onions

Dare: Clean something you've been meaning to clean for a while, e.g. fridge, room, dishes Truth: How many hours a day do you use your phone and for what do u use it?


Boo5150

HAHAHAHAHA I DARE YOU TO HAVE A GOOD DAY SIR 👍


VictheQuest

Tell your crush you like them


Samu20081204

If you're using the reddit app change your icon to the doge dog


MostExellentFailure

Be my friend


Kylerthegamer4

New friend acquired


MostExellentFailure

Lesgoooo


GhostToast96350

How was your day?


Kylerthegamer4

Good, thanks


Doot_Doot321

Buy a 19 fortnite card


ChubbusWubbus

Hmm… 1. take a pencil 2. Give pencil to stranger 3. Turn around and say “the bomb has been planted”


Kylerthegamer4

Lmao


DerKlopper

How high is your IQ?


mlagsv

Try you absolute hardest to lick you own tip


Kylerthegamer4

…. Tip of what


mlagsv

Your dick