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SieFlush21

Make whatever I wish come true


SourLemon100000

You gain the urge to start helping the world with the power


SieFlush21

Meh after I do a couple of selfish things sure


Ciel__000

They asked for super power not the ULTIMATE POWER


Filberto_ossani2

I wish that I doesn't have urge to start helping the world with the power


babyeater52

You learn how to use proper grammar alongside this wish


DoMIniK090

Ability to teleport and open portals


amyplays2004

Ability to close portals. Won’t want to miss that!


dodorextoast

To other universe


Random_Redditor25019

you can also go to anime realms.


DoMIniK090

Gonna catch some pokèmon


Shadowgrapes

1843 be like


GeoJoymanSays

You can teleport to places outside of Earth.


PanelaRosa

I can give people explosive diarrhoea (why the fuck is it written like this) just by winking at them


Zealousideal_Bet2419

Diarrhoea is now spelled diarhoa


Golurke

Yes...


Iate8

Diarea is better


SourLemon100000

You can also take the diaorrhea part of your power


PanelaRosa

How's that a good thing😔


SourLemon100000

The power becomes “I can give people explosive just by winking at them.” I was trying to say you could turn them into suicide bombers


Ok_Maintenance_3553

KILLER QUEEN: FIRST BOMB


PanelaRosa

Oooh


RudyFlare123

Everything is a toilet


Shadowgrapes

Including yourself right?


YTsheep

i command armies of aheep


NylonicArt

The sheep are fluffier than usual.


YTsheep

:)


Kotel291

Their wool is super dense so it can stop bullets


JsMeansJauhesamm

”aheep” wasn’t a spelling error, but instead it refers to superpowerful creatures that are specialized for combat but which look exactly like regular sheep


joemama-is-feef-neef

Dude that's just called living in new Zealand


Vodka_bottle420

Telekinesis even at the atomic level


First-Tomatillo2215

Scientist want to hire you and we figure out how to make fusion reactors, ect.


Vodka_bottle420

I can heal amputated limbs and cure cancer


Samd64

or the government just hires you to make bombs, that would probably also happen after the whole medical situation


Vodka_bottle420

I could make the materials from air


Shiiiiiiiiiiitttttt

The power to create alternate world that can whatever I want


HuggingTentacles

You can also travel between those worlds and carry stuff from there


Thenegotiatorhascome

Your power can only make good things while causing people to question their existence in the universes


Peterminat

Why am I getting Ben 10 vibes?


ihopeiwontgetbullied

Freeze people.


SourLemon100000

Your procrastination freezes as well and you are blessed with a good social life and grades.


ihopeiwontgetbullied

Damn, i didn't expect someone to actually write anything positive.. Thanks bro, lol :>


SuperJupiter77

social credit score


Severe-Task-7826

Power of Thor


HuggingTentacles

You're also now as hot as Thor


Severe-Task-7826

Finally I can get a girl


nevergonnagiveyouup4

The fat one


itzesxoxtzovctzovctz

Even better for him, I think?


TheGoldenCoin256

Erasing memories from anyone


NylonicArt

You get 1 dollar every time you erase a memory


Polskoniemiec

erase your memory of getting 1 dollar, you don't remember that you erase it so you do it again, stonks


Severe-Task-7826

You can’t also bring those memories back if you’d like


Shadowgrapes

A power that does completely nothing what so ever


NylonicArt

Your side effect is that every 60 seconds, 1 minute passes


MugiwaraCrocodile

in Africa, together we can stop this


Shadowgrapes

**FOR UGANDA!**


Bren20x

Literally nothing


dodorextoast

Knowing peoples deepest fears


Which_Secret_8822

And helping them through it


Chlpah

I get born a girl


NylonicArt

You have the ideal body and everyone is attracted to you


Vesper_0481

That might not be that good depending on the country...


HuggingTentacles

You get to keep your memories


Alone-_traveler

No then you’ll miss your freinds how about you get to keep your knowledge


OzzkuBoi

Having Dave Grohl’s drumming skills.


amyplays2004

You can summon a drum kit out of thin air.


ScaffoldingMC

Quick save!


Johnsonofdonut

You can also choose to load any past save


Bren20x

You get hints everytime you reload a past save so you know what to do to get what you want


Nervous_Implement_76

live without the need for sleep


NylonicArt

You also live without any cringe moments, ever


Bren20x

And if you do want a nap, you can freeze time so that it can be as long as you want


Rockahero11

Lightning ability, something like Jay from Lego ninjago


Pineneedlecollada

You can become any ninja from Ninjago


kody_648

You turn out to be the green ninja and now you have all powers


[deleted]

Ultimate cum slinger


NylonicArt

The cum auto generates so you don’t need to fail no nut November for it


[deleted]

Thank god!!WE DID IT BOYS lol


Tropical_Centipedes

Minecraft creative mode


dodorextoast

Irl


Shadowgrapes

*God mode activated*


ThatKidFromSchool09

You also have commands


GamerCoder215

I can create superpowers with my superpower


RatioSpecific1654

Your imagination doesn't stop you anymore


Pineneedlecollada

Everytime you create a super power 1 million dollars is magically donated to charity


HJacetLol

speed


HuggingTentacles

You're also invincible while being fast because you will run into stuff. Don't run into people tho


Mantazas_

A superpower to gain when wanted a superpower


TheOneChoo

You get none of the negative side effects of said superpower.


Zidgeo

You can stack as many super powers as you want


Foop_____

Achievement gained: “ How did we get here?”


Meap2114

I can make perfect waffle appear out of thin air


NylonicArt

It comes with just the right amount of maple syrup that makes it even better


Meap2114

LETS GOOOOOOO


ThatKidFromSchool09

You can also choose any other toppings such as ice cream or strawberry’s


TheRaceMakerDnD

The power to shape-shift


RatioSpecific1654

You can shape-shift whenever you want , you also can't have an identity crisis


Bren20x

You also can sound like whatever or whoever you shapeshift into


GoonikMando

I get hit by a truck and isekaid


RatioSpecific1654

It's a Hentai and u have long hair that covers Ur eyes


GoonikMando

I see this as an absolutte win


RatioSpecific1654

I see you are a man of culture as well


A-little-pineapple

I can summon a pen when i need it at any moment


RatioSpecific1654

U can also write down Ur thoughts instantly(the pen moves by itself)


A-little-pineapple

Ooooooh, cool!!!!


Pineneedlecollada

It is a cool pen with multiple colors


NylonicArt

Dark energy manipulation, I will become the ultimate supervillain


idkmanalotofnames

but every time you use it your mind gets more peaceful, till you don't wanna do anything villanous anymore.


DeCross-17

Creating burgers out if thin air


NylonicArt

You get fries on the side


Bren20x

You get to customize the toppings


papertheskeleton

I can turn anybody within 10 kilometers of me into concrete whenever I want


Peterminat

You can also turn them back/Partially turn them into concrete.


TheOneChoo

You can also choose to reverse the effect at will.


HoratZP

World peace


RatioSpecific1654

And happiness


sirchickenbs

Talk to animals


dodorextoast

And to humans


Peterminat

Humans are animals........


Which_Secret_8822

They're all automatically friendly to your charming voice


Beneficial_Buy_2560

Manipulating energy In short I am god now


Throwaway-1955

Fart louder


amyplays2004

Unable to feel embarrassed. (You’re gonna need it)


dodorextoast

Smell harder


CorruptedCulprit

The ability to cum more after masturbating


HuggingTentacles

Now you cum more in general


teaboi05

"Please, keep your cum in nsfw channels"


Quercus_Michauxii

Able to magically have it cleaned up from anything it got on / in by yelling, "Shazam!"


ThatKidFromSchool09

It should be “CUM NO MORE!!”


Thenegotiatorhascome

Overpowered protection level as well as magic types and strengths. Enough to destroy whole universes with a single touch if needed


olowe_13

Make people poop at will


NylonicArt

Everyone laughs at them, leaving you to make a quick getaway without anyone knowing


Pixel3DX

Boys get atracted to me


Bren20x

Only boys you are interested in


Pixel3DX

Thank you Bren


Bren20x

Don’t want no pedos


RatioSpecific1654

Girls too, you now like both


Pixel3DX

nah thanks, **AM GAE** cuz like, gurl no cock... boy yes cock so obvious choice


RatioSpecific1654

But now you like both


CaptainStaraptor

Teleportation


Arbiter447

It's extremely fast and precise, it's basically like stopping time.


IceologerGang

Being Able to Transform into Sonic the Hedgehog and have all of his abilities and I can do what ever He can do


RatioSpecific1654

U also have fluffy fur that isn't annoying


masterofbeingcapture

The power to freeze time


[deleted]

Turning virtual hugs to real hugs.


PlatypoopMusic

You become a God. That’s simply a too powerful power.


BucetHead

I don't stress over simple things


Bella2606

You can take away other people's stress too


BucetHead

Aww hell yeah


BananaBreadGod1

Can change the gender of anyone I want including myself


Bella2606

You work in a gender clinic, and make people happy again


BananaBreadGod1

Truly great


Haunting_Nature_9178

Stopping time


Random_Redditor25019

anything you touch will be stopped in time with you if that makes sense


Haunting_Nature_9178

Nice one


TheOneChoo

You can also start time again


Peterminat

It also Stopps the need for recharging after cumming


RegJoe48

I have invinciblity


M0on_7

You can shit without feeling any pain


Marx_The_Karl

bigger pp


Raging_Raiju

even bigger balls


ConsiderationOk2591

Reality manipulation


Arbiter447

For every particularly selfish action, you do an altruistic one.


Hoimkuv

To make stuff come to life


GeoJoymanSays

And they're immortal.


Walmart_kid65

I’d like full control over Time


Ultramega39

Read minds


9a6a3ad

In dream


DesertMelons

I’d like to be able to shape shift so I don’t have to decide what gender I want to be


Eggman8728

Creation of anything I have a photo of, no matter the format or resolution. Also, it doesn't use any energy to do it. One of my greatest fears is the heat death, so the ability to prevent it and keep humanity going forever would be great.


bacongamerepic

I know the answers to all my exam questions


RatioSpecific1654

And Ur crush likes you too


AniMASON16

Flight


Arbiter447

You can fly for as much as you want without getting tired and you don't suffer any of the effects of flying too high or too fast.


That18yoboi

Manipulation of quarks (the stuff that makes up protons, neutrons and electrons)


Metro_Mutt

A army of cute loyal chickens


[deleted]

[удалено]


R1ch_Was_Taken

All the 19 year olds send you a g fuel discount code


doctorofyeet

magical ak-47 that shoots yummy ramen, 19 dollar fortnite cards, walmart coupons and the will to do school. also still bullets


Twitch_Lovast

Time control


Arbiter447

You can decide whether something you do while you're controlling the time effect reality or not.


Hentai_porn_lover

The power to think of any power, thing, or matter and it comes true. Basically the ultimate power to get all other powers


LovecraftFanatic666

My power is teleportation of myself and things I touch.


NarcissisticEyes

Being able to charm any girl


Arbiter447

They're really into you and everything between you and them is consensual.


tasteless-dorito

I understand and memorize anything I read or see in an instant.


GeoJoymanSays

You become a tasty dorito.


Hotshot_249

The ability to save and load save files


TheDeltaBeta

Solve everything


The_Bros_Ink

the ability to use any superpower that i can think of.


deadbutt1

Telekinesis


Nightrap06

I would like to not be depressed


Bren20x

You get an emotional support dog that is super fluffy, tiny, obeys everything, gives you cuddles, and can never die.


Labbit35

I can create anything


NylonicArt

You become jevil, you now have a cool scythe and unlimited playing cards


PedroKlein_

Shapeshifiting


Mega_Nibba

Super speed with the flash's plot armor


Suspicious_Exchange2

you can do quicksaves if you hurt yourself


soviet_russia420

Super speed and reflex