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braedn

Stuck the landing. Good save


hokagehimbo

Incredibly impressive landing, especially considering the circumstances


SamWize-Ganji

I thought the final butt slap proved her commitment was total


Divine-Nemesis

Good thing her head stopped her body from crashing into the concrete or she wouldn’t have finished her routine.


dudewithfeatures

Its the spank that sells this for me xD


thegreatgatsB70

It shows that she brought her ***A-game***.


CptCrabmeat

It legitimises the whole crazy thing, guy in the car is like “shit, maybe she’s a professional?…”


bjjmonkey

A major key to success is just showing up.


adowjn

Consistency is key, even with doing drugs


JohnnyBeMediocre

I bought my first key from my baby momma brotha.


NachoCochise

Cooked it up myself and started passing out them hovers. RIP Chad Lamont Butler


JohnnyBeMediocre

RIP IN PEACE


jimsinspace

I’m into it.


ZKXX

How can she slap


verynormalsimple

By ramming the palm of her hand in a rapid and vigorous manner in her buttcheek.


holdonwhileipoop

How can she *not*?


trickyturtle0o

Very nice reference 😉😂


skeletal_bob

You go? 😏 👉🏻


Civilized_dog

Simone Biles is having a bad day


BlackoutExpress

Looks like a good day.


DeadZeplin

S L A P P


TheMadFapper_

S L A P P T H E W A P


xMB99

This vid never gets old. Just like a heroin addict.


ROIDxRAGE

Strippers gonna strip


nrreiger

Yeah, that shit was the icing on the cake


geofox777

I ain’t never seen that in the Olympics


YellowOnline

The ta daa at the end is funny


Brokella

Omg was gonna say exactly that!


ThisIsMyFifthAcc

It's the ending that makes me cringe, the clit grind on the concrete.


EM_CEE_PEEPANTS

Nothing like just waking up and reading "clit grind" and "concrete" in the same sentence.


spittle_diddle

Somebody, come get er, she dancin'n like a stripperr


SectionInevitable

That's 10 from me


Aggressive_Turnip790

LMAO the final slap on the butt on the ground took me out


BillyFiveBoroughs

I’m not sure that training was acrobatic. It was pure strip club gymnastics.


SomeLeakage

*Tomato, tomato*


RemyVonLion

this sub is like the ultimate real-life fever dream


Other-Level-9502

A fugue state


Zealousideal_Gate461

That poor granny is like “oh baby, no!”


kinkade

I’m seeing a lot of videos of naked people jumping on cars, what are they usually on?


DarkestofFlames

Cars


craigsproof

I hate how hard I just snorted loudly at this... have your damned up vote. ⬆️


farmathekarma

See you all in the screenshot when this gets reposted.


HoseNeighbor

And the Supreme Lord of Smart Assert goes to... A+, my man!


buckmoth1

Take my upvote you bastard.


easymachtdas

Comment killed me, you win the internet for today


radrun84

PC muthafuckin P


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Reddit


EvylFairy

This is apparently a flakka thing.


verynormalsimple

Looks like a reasonable explanation and thanks for making me know another name for the khat derivates.


x420smokeweedlord69x

It's usually always either spice or PCP


CaineRexEverything

They stuck the landing: 9.4


Shag0ff

Encore encore!


Aslan019

*stripper training


srv50

“I meant to do all that!”


cor0na_h1tler

source?


Bigphungus

Avalon gang


surfing813

I can appreciate the commitment.


_BDal_

Crackrobatics


Expensive_Problem966

Ta - Da !!!


surzirra

The Witch using mind control on her can be see on screen


FreedomDirty5

Stripper training*


DONTLOOKITMEIMNAKED

That's stripper training.


CorvetteNutt81

When you think you still at the strip club dancing


yellowjesusrising

Crackhead Olympics coming up!


Xirokami

I’m ngl she owned that shit beautifully


fancyenema

That’s a seasoned stripper


Edbert64

Scabs on her knees will prove you right.


turdmogrol

When I learned that the US Military trains soldiers to put their rifle on safety before reloading, I figured it was just something they did in training that went out the window during real combat. I was baffled to learn that even in fire fights soldiers reported switching to safety while they reloaded. This woman is basically the same example of how valuable training is when your thoughts are too slow for the situation.


CrimyLaugh

u/savevideo


ZeroProz

Where he at?!


9-Volt-Battery

Absolutely nailed it


superdownvotemaster

Erm… that’s not *acrobatic* training.


public_masticator

Yeah this is years of ingrained stripper skill on display


YoBoatDontFloat

Death drop mawma


N33chy

u/vredditshare


yume23456

u/savevideo


doamnasteluta

u/savevideo


NickGerz1234

Clothed or not she got some skills.


carolinacasper

PCP?


norpiano

Gotta be


heyitsvonage

Some strippers are true athletes.


SolitaryWolf13

I always found this strange. Why do people think it's *so* impressive to do the splits? From my experience, it seems like the people who can pull it off will find *any* reason to do it, sober or not. It's so odd to me.


SEMPER-REVERTI

That shit was impressive.


JasperSwanq

I mean, I *guess* stripping is a form of acrobatics…


MAJOR-SAVAGE-the-4TH

Looks like Florida again


Ok_Fox_1770

Land on skull and finish with guitar ass slap... cmon give her the gold medal.


ChasingPesmerga

That's impressive tbh


olgnolgnall

Thats fucking impressive yo


Z3R0GR4V

better wash that stamp off the hood, it'll eat the paint with a quickness.


ugandantaintkisser

Concussion and broken foot is my guess


echinaceabloom1

LMAOOO


CallMeWave

I aspire to be like this woman.


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CallMeWave

The best you’ve ever had.


Jsiqueblu

She merked the landing


ieattoomanybeans

ngl if she wasnt on drugs she'd be a wild ride


ninazo96

Her poor cooch is wrecked.


8ftDwarf

*staring at my penis* Aaah, you might suffer in the long run, but it’s a sacrifice I’d be willing to take.


TwoKeezPlusMz

She's gonna get a nasty infection


I_Jack_Himself

Number #1 baddest bitch of all time


Fr0z3nHart

The slap of the ass at the end had me cracking up laughing


mrd005

Say what you want she landed that dismount with a slap of that ass


eat_more_vegies

The ass slap at the end! 🤣


norpiano

u/savevideo


twitchMAC17

She seems fun.


Lunch_Gun

Whatever millions of substances are on the ground there.... spit, gasoline, probably urine, trash particles... all inside her now. Feel the burn.


1jfish57

u/savevideobot


the_spacebro

r/trashyboners


Oregongirl1018

Eww now her vajayjay is gritty


SpongeBobFruit

Well she looks like a good time


VladTheDismantler

u/savevideo


violetsinspring

Lmao she told herself ”nice giddy up!” At the end


sgtboonami87

Impressive, even for a crackhead


BlackoutExpress

That, my friend, is how your assert dominance. ***Slap ass***


TF_U_LOOKIN_ATT

10/10


TheGreatLio

That’s one way to wax your hood 😂


ParaInductive

Fuck it. I'm gonna rape this day.


Smart_Horror263

This is almost too clean


Flashdancer405

Pussy hit the asphalt, damn. Next guy to hit has to brush pebbles out the way


dingododd

I would definitely chose her as my character in street fighter!


barelyresponsive

Skid marks on your clam can't be good.


ImgurConvert2Redit

u/savevideo


TemYe

u/savevideobot


eVakftw

u/savevideobot


Da3m0n_1379

u/savevideo


CUMSNUTSANDBOLTS

Probably hoping for suction cup effect to hood. 😬


Expensive_Problem966

Is this some of that newfangled Jamaican dancing they're talking about?


octopornopus

Car daggering


muttenchops23

u/savevideo


radrun84

This shit has me cracking TF up. I can't stop laughing.


Oryxhasnonuts

I love it when garbage becomes animated


whocodes

u/savevideo


ginkagonk

u/savevideobot


shuyalizoega

u/zatvornitsa


zatvornitsa

Wtf woooow


zatvornitsa

U/shuyali


zatvornitsa

u/shuyalizoega


zatvornitsa

u/shuyali


analiumx

u/savevideobot


KaiKaiExotic

#Alright I’m really convinced I want a cracc head that’s good at gymnastics in my life 🤦🏻‍♂️🤯


Nick_11711

i thought she was wearing a black spandex or something and wondered why it was marked nsfw


jkamen3193

I'll have what she's having


rthrouw1234

My lord that's impressive


farofabrazil

u/savevideo


ZeroProz

u/savevideo