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what in cousin fucking tarnation?

what in cousin fucking tarnation?

  • By - Ni-_

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Milfing_Man

That looks like a weapon you find in a video game


kapn_karit

Increased movement and attack speed


Ok_Cryptographer520

Has added 30+ bleed.


Simpilator

15+ knockdown


Dr_Peopers

No random critical hits


Simpilator

-3 range


Simpilator

5+ magic


dimdimdov

LVL 2 gear


BurnAccount1974

What's that GTA-meets-The-Walking-Dead game where practically anything can be deadly? I was watching my husband play it several months ago and I think he literally started decapitating zombies with a giant stuffed teddy bear he was swinging all over the place. Also maybe a couch? This feels like it would fit in there.


MoneyManHA

Dead Rising


BurnAccount1974

That's the one! Bingo!


angry_centipede

Yeah, I was thinking of Postal.


bigheyzeus

Dead Rising too


angry_centipede

I wouldn't mind another Dead Rising game. Get on that Microsoft.


EREPH

It's the right to BEAR arms, not DEER arms, you idiot!


DingleberryJones94

Bears don't have arms.


RockabillyBelle

Oh yeah? Then what do they use to give BEAR hugs then? Checkmate. /s


DingleberryJones94

I thought they were bare hugs? No wonder I have so many indecent exposure charges.


Hairywizard69

deers do?


Infynis

Not anymore


EREPH

Uh...when you get to 3rd grade, they'll tell you about it.


worksafemonkey

Whoever made these has been kicked by a deer and knows how much it sucks.


ALAHunter

A family member learned the hard way on why you shouldn’t hunt white tail deer with a knife. Dropped out of a tree onto one, it broke 5 of his ribs before it was finished with him, he ended up with flail chest, bad time. But as they say, “he’s drunk, he’ll be alright, or he won’t, then it’s his fault anyway.” The 90’s were a different time.


shastadakota

You should get these for him, numb chucks for dumb fucks.


Roheez

Great name for an album


ArmadilloDays

Deer legs aside, “numb chucks”?? Please can we call the poster Dumb Chuck forever more? Please????


dotnetdotcom

After you get hit with them, you go numb.


Bc187

It will hurt... *deerly*


SummonWurm

Doe yourself a favor and stop the puns already


slcrook

Yeah, all these bad puns are Stag-nant.


ArmadilloDays

I dunno - I’m kind of fawned of them.


slcrook

I actually groaned. Can't buck a trend, I suppose.


ArmadilloDays

If you try to shut down a pun thread, you antlered much from your time on Reddit.


slcrook

Sometimes it's all the same, and I'm stuck in a rut.


ArmadilloDays

That’s when you spiff up the velvet, don some musk and go strut your stuff.


Backdrop2

Buck Chucks


SummonWurm

Used in Tae Fawn Doe


swedething

I’ve always, and always will, read it as deer leg dumb fucks…


B999B

r/boneappletea


Doctor_Chilly

These have a practical purpose.


itim__office

Before you cite your constitutional rights, deer legs are not covered. You're thinking of your right to bear arms.


[deleted]

So you're telling me that if they had used bear arms in lieu of deer legs they would be legal? 🤨


the_shadowy_death

Not trashy i would definitely buy


chuckit01

They only cost a buck to make, $20 is a bit deer!


akashjai95

more like r/wtf


LeeLooTheWoofus

[https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/d8e4ec/deer\_leg\_nunchucks/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/d8e4ec/deer_leg_nunchucks/)


SweetDick_Willy

This is pretty genius actually


ergoegthatis

By redneck standards?


hillbilly8643

This is what you call using the whole animal.


[deleted]

Imagine being injured by these and then having to explain how it happened to a doctor.


Thetrendizdead

Fuck man 4th grade old me would have totally took those to show and tell every time we had one!


ninjayo

“Numb chucks”


stinky___monkey

Good for deerfence in altercation


Kthak_Back

A pretty good deerterrent


FLOYDOB

I make ‘em, but I DO NOT spell ‘em


DaveDankland

You can usually find em pretty cheap. Like under a buck.


MoneyManHA

I want them


SoCalStratRider

"Girls only like guys who have great skills, You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills."


UwUoverLord333

I know right?! Wtf! Only 20$?


2end

I see nothing trashy. I want to get these


57Bubbles

So where do I send the 20 bucks to?


Necessary-Version157

Nothing trashy here.


Ohbuck1965

Up vote for the question


AcceptableIce289

I mean, can we at least discuss this? I'm intrigued...


officialdiscoking

Those legs are numb alright


upstate_funk

Buck Chucks


Wapiti406

r/ATBGE


razirazo

Eh actually I kinda want them


BullShitting24-7

r/BoneAppleTea


FishMasterBaits

This isn't trashy. It's poorly spelled but kind of cool. Besides, it's kind of practical, those deer hooves are sharp! OP is just a bigot.


Asdeft

Guessing he just has an image of the seller in his head rather than the actual content.


whodat177740

Gotta make a shitty club penguin-esque tutorial on how to make r/trashy content where you just rag on southern and poor people because they do different stuff than you


FishMasterBaits

Typical Northerner and urbanite elitist attitudes. Totally disconnected from reality and from nature. Trapped in the vapid rat race and sOCiAL jUsTicE that they lose track of the bigger picture. Obsessed with the micro that they forget the macro. This Sub and its most common posts miss the mark because it's just bigotry and ignorance on how the other side lives.


Due_Platypus_3913

Deer hooves are no joke folks!As corny as they look(and they DO look ridiculous)if someone actually HIT you with,that,,,


Willing_Independent1

I wouldn’t call them deer they look pretty Cheap to me


Matild4

Now I wanna see the version with bear arms.


PukeLIKEaCAT

I saw a pair of these bad boys on Alaskan Bush People. Wholesome deer chucks


i-am-dying

I went to school with a girl who would hunt deer every year and then tie the back legs in to the bed of her truck so they would just stick straight up on all 4 corners. By the time we graduated I think she had like 6 of them, and she just leaves them there for years no matter how disgusting and beat up they got.


AmBooth9

This just in from r/indianaman


garthog2020

I can hear the banjo from the porch...


2end

Buck Noris doesn’t sleep he waits.


Imma_Coho

What else are you supposed to with the legs? Make homemade glue?


ElegantDecline

why do i got a feeling someone is going to use this for fisting?


ArbiterOfRichard

Uuuuuuuuuh


angry_centipede

This is not a vegan-friendly way of pummeling your enemy into submission.


OneSassySuccubus

20 dollars?! They should be under a buck!


[deleted]

Numb?


sweetdick

Feet on a deer can leave a wound that looks like a box cutter did it.


WIGGITYFOUREYES

r/CrackheadCraigslist lmao wtf is this


adactylousalien

r/crackheadcraigslist


Ogstenheimer

Omfg roflmao “numb chucks”.


[deleted]

That’s badass


hellasbronmurica

Chuck Norris approves.


ImRedditorRick

I can just imagine these being used by The Rock in that Bambi SNL skit.


WirelessVinyl

Hunting = incest? What are you on about


tylerwkess

Godammit Indiana.


justmelvinthings

More like Dumb Chucks


Alpha_Msp

dumb chucks


Ok_Acanthaceae_67

You should think of trying to post something new. With a new title lol.


TrulyGolden

Only trash here is this subreddit


Enough-Staff-2976

Dumb chucks


goolagook

What in the Confederate flag flying fuck is this


kuntwrap_supreme

So.... are they still available?


That_Ad_4209

Bet


Only_Variation9317

So glad it says they are from Indiana. Just knew it was going to say southeast Oklahoma.


Seightx

No, no, you guys can have him. :( …Yeah, I’m not surprised he’s from this shithole state.


Dutchovenme

LOL!!! GOLD!!


Dr_Peopers

Make this the top post of all time because it represents this sub perfectly


Just-STFU

They make your chuck numb


RoRo1118

Fing Indiana


Fresca_rules

Somewhere, Shadiversity is irrationally upset.


zanyboi2

I bet they're numb now


plskillme666

indiana yep


Electric_Moogaloo

r/CrackheadCraigslist fodder


Professional-Edge501

Of course its in Indiana


ProfHatecraft

r/boneappletea


Vengance4126

What the fuck? This looks like something I’d craft in AC Valhalla


Dangerous-Pickle9511

A deer hit my car one time and his leg hit me right in the mouth because my window was down, shatters my mirror and spidered my windshield. Fucker hurt at 50mph


Confident_Carrot_829

On my first trip to trappers, some scouts were trying to trade freshly cut deer legs


Shibes_oh_shibes

It's just common sense.


ialost

Yeah I'd buy this


joesmith1234566

What the fuck is a “numb chuck”?


Queequeg94

Knowing Aurora Indiana this makes total sense


KingDejani

R/crackheadcraigslist


madeanotheraccount

Saw Billy-Bob Lee use them in a film!


wafflehusky

Repost


jayworden

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills! You know like nunchuck skills. 😂


FurryPotato76

'Merica, fuckers.


guleedy

Why ?


death_listing

"Numb chucks"


stonethunder944

More like r/ATBGE but ok


LorianGunnersonSedna

What numb Chuck thought of those?


PhantomOfTheOpera404

Fuck, I laughed...


JellyfishLiving2719

Super trashy, what did this deer do to deserve this


dwhips

I would definitely buy this


Springlockkitty_09

Twenty bucks?! What a steal!


Krejos

That shit's hilarious


washy93

How is this trashy? You just don’t like them so they’re trashy? Lol


FirstwetakeDC

Nunchaku, you fools! Nunchaku!


Kikutwo

Numbskull.


Ecstatic_Confusion83

Dumbchucks!


tayLORDoc

20 seems high