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  • By - rs71

rs71

If he gets up and eats his wheaties 💀💀


Desperate-Ad-8068

Yeah I think he prefers cocaine puffs.


Mr_Barry_Shitpeas

Which is kind of funny cos the reality was kind of the opposite


jorgeesierraaa

"This is not over" - Conor McGregor when Lesnar flushes his toilet.


Tiktoor

Actually lol’d


WllamChrlesSchneidr

I also laugh out louded


Halper902

"Yer wife's in my dm's...." as he twirls down the drain


SamsaraWalker

Flush stoppage!


tramadol-nights

Doctor ploppage


radderattt

Herb Dean needs to stop touching turds


Empyrealist

[Gurgles in Gaeilge]


f-shakes

He’ll take that chicken salad and turn him into chicken shit.


Schafer28

God I remember how offended Brock’s team got when he said that to them. Luckily he cleared things up by just repeating the exact same thing.


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They just had to figure out he's a corn fed all natural white boy from Minnesota.


ViNNYDiC3

He’s clearly built his natural physic from moving bails of hay and eating organic eggs


Lakonthegreat

TIL organic eggs make your head grow a lot


TacticalSpackle

It’s those Omega-3s man, they really widen your forehead. Just ask Peyton Manning. Same diet.


Lakonthegreat

I dunno man are you sure? Because Peyton's head got TALLER, not wider


TacticalSpackle

Brock ate his sideways, Manning ate them tall. The versatility of eggs.


finallygotmeone

So the lesson here is not to get the big head.


emeliog94

Duck eggs


icelandiccubicle20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzZNWqUJuA4


One-Abbreviations-95

SD


tequilasauer

He clearly has some social issues. People chalk it up to him being a dick, but I think it's more than that.


hughjanimal

Like 50 more times, too. I wouldn't have been offended, but watching him try and explain what he was trying to say was comedy gold. The man's not great with words.


KrackerKyle007

McNuggets


runny452

In WWE or UFC it don't matter. In WWE, Brock gets paid 7+mil a year to have like 4 matches where dominates the opponent. Brock would never sell for Conor and he doesn't have to. What a silly question lol. I think Conor would be fun in a pro wrestling setting though just with a more appropriate opponent


WildlingViking

Give Connor a few years, after he’s burned through all his money buying all the bs he does, he’ll be needing a infusion of cash. WWE would be happy to have him.


Brethus

He probably won't run out of money. Doesn't matter how crazy he is, the business sense will always be there


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Brethus

He has a lot of business ventures other than Proper 12. Those have nothing to do with his big name. At least now now, at first for sure. Dude is gonna be rich for a while


TheGovIsDead

Actually 12 mil yearly


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pythoncrush

Floyd wrestled.


Trymex00

He had 1 match at wrestlemania


zabutter

Reminds me I've got a Conor in the toilet I still need to flush


bwfcphil1

Get the coat hanger out if it survives the second flush.


BigSmokeySperm

The poop knife you mean.


bwfcphil1

Depends how sharp you keep your coat hangers mate. Dual purpose.


budster20

You must not know of the poop knife…


bwfcphil1

Oh my god. I have just educated myself in the way of history with the Poop Knife. I was not prepared for that.


scootiesanchez2038

He needs a poop knife.


zabutter

I like this strategy, call it the toilet abortion.


bwfcphil1

Good lord


dogmetal

I had to call a plumber for my Thanksgiving Lesnar.


icebattler

good on you. we only flush number 2s in our house hold


LINTLICKERS

2s dissolve better in 1s


MachineElfOnASheIf

Shit, is there anybody here that takes like number 11's or 12's?


RidesByPinochet

I take a proper 12 first thing every morning. Gets my day started off right


Gogglebeanz

I fucking love Brock and idc who knows it.


DreadSteed

He brought a real-WWE heel edge to him while also giving his all in the cage and honestly impressing the world. With all the failed crossover talents we've had from several other sports/leagues, what he did is nothing short of amazing. His beatdown against Mir/Couture, his comeback against Carwin... and even his loss against Cain are some of the hallmarks of the HW division.


ramazandavulcusu

Every fight the man has had was fascinating. Gotta give him credit. He never gave less than 100


DreadSteed

Brock Lesnar came off of surgery and fought a juiced up Ubereem. Brock may be an asshole on the mic, but the dude had heart. If he were champion, he would be one of the first men to step up to Ngannou.


rex_cc7567

"I watched the heavyweight disaster. Stipe is a piece of shit. N'gannou is a piece of shit." ~ Brock Lesnar


NegroConFuego

He was an NFL player too (albeit briefly)


i_vape_my_jizz

Back when he was active he was hated, and im really glad to see that he's finally getting some love


Gogglebeanz

Love em or hate em he was always entertaining


ObjectiveInternal

He was hardly hated. He had more fan boys than haters that would spam freight train all over.


nmfisher

frate trane


tour79

I didn’t hate Brock. I started watching when Matt Hughes fought Newton for the first time. Randy was on again off again champ in 205 and HW. When Brock smashed Randy it sucked, pro wrestling fan boys flooded my world, and what do you say? If James Toney laid Randy out it would have been the same thing Still don’t hate Brock, he’s a force of nature, it just brought attention and casual fans to discussions I didn’t want to have


throtic

That Randy fight still pisses me off. People acted like it was this incredible victory when Brock weighed like 90lbs more than Randy, ofc he was going to win. Would people be super hype if Yan lost to Jones or something? Come on


Embarrassed-Ad-3757

I’m pretty sure a lot of, if not the majority of UFC fans were WWE fan boys. I didn’t watch it until the ultimate fighter. Which I only saw because they put it in after WWE.


Great-Comparison-982

He’s a white boy and he’s jacked.


maalik2018

The downvotes are casuals, that’s literally a brock quote 😂


Great-Comparison-982

Ikr. Ignorant ass khasuals. Lmao


Mediocre_at_best_321

Filthy casuls


ramazandavulcusu

I’m disgusted by these caj bitches


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Khabib is white and jacked too tho


Existential_Kitten

Deal with it.


AnimeTiddies91

Man I miss those good days when brock was throwing big show around like a little kid


Fishing-Relative

Lesnar would be so good if they didn’t limit his vocabulary on wwe


GlitteringWorld8

No he wouldnt. Its one of the smarter moves the wwe has done by letting Heyman do the talking. Heyman is super good on the mic.


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C'mon man > Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass, I told him that a year ago. I pulled that sumbitch out, and I BEAT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT! WOO! Is still in the top 5-10 best in-cage quotes in UFC history. Text AND delivery. Give the man his dues


Bill_Assassin7

No one is saying he would better than Heyman. But Brock is way better on the mic than people think.


Mrphiilll

Maybe as a shit-talking mma viking king but in wwe his promos were kinda shit. He looks his best as an unbeatable monster that has his own hype man


smez86

Even if they "let" him talk more, wwe is super scripted and brock isn't good at saying things he doesn't believe. Heyman has no problem doing that 😆


Metalbender00

Honestly that was a stupid question


Future__Author

Obviously not. He achieved his goal of getting a sound bite


LeftyHyzer

Its WWE not UFC, in the WWE they put guys like Rey Mysterio Jr up against The Big Show for decades just to have the juxtaposition on screen. Mankind used to use a sock on his hand as a finishing move.


ddone8384

To be fair, if I took my sock and shoved it in your mouth you'd immediately get knocked out. IMO it's a pretty realistic finisher.


LeftyHyzer

just long enough for a 3 count of course, then i snap out of it.


readMyFlow

If you didn’t know and was genuinely curious, yeah it’s a dumb question. But for an interview it’s perfect. If you asked Brock what do you think about Conor , maybe he’ll say “he’s doing good in his division, good luck to him, but idc”.


icelandiccubicle20

Sam- What's the haps Brock? Brock in his head: I just remembered why I live in a farm


S103793

I don’t think it was. If he didn’t say wwe ring then yeah but we’ve UFC stars like Ronda go over to wwe. Also the small guy vs big guy thing is something that’s been done at wwe before


Embarrassed-Ad-3757

No big guy heel in the WWE is going to say a small guy stands a chance against them though.


themanwithaplan3000

Conor McGregor runs this sub All posts and comments lead back to him


lordwhatamidoing

Reminds me of LeBron with the NBA. It somehow always leads back to him too.


OkimBoy

LeBroniscient


IssaJoke-DontCry

It’s mainly driven by their “haters”. People really think that by constantly shit talking them and bringing them that they’re somehow doing something. “Lol, mcnugget is such a loser. he may be a millionaire but I dont like him and that’s all that matters in this world.”


9inchjackhammer

The worst are the ones that start foaming at the mouth when you say something good about them and call you a piece of shit because you didn't join in on shitting on them.


Mr_Abobo

If you don’t agree that he’s completely washed, is the only one to ever break the rules, or has a terrible gas tank, you’re obviously a casual fanboy who sucks his dick on the regs. I hate that people can’t conceive of the fact that you can think someone is an asshole outside the octagon, but be rational about them inside of it.


iStudiedTheBlade09

Crying about Conor McGregor on every post some would say is a waste of time. You’re not guaranteed to like every man that walks past you, but obsessing over him isn’t the answer either. I like Conor and you hate Conor. That’s the way it is. But I do not care about him as much as you do. And that is obvious.


LurkThoseAbs

You sure care about the haters a lot. You’re talking about them more than they talk about McGregor!


marmogawd

Yeah they really think that Conor life gets worse just because random people in the internet talk shit about him


jdeuce81

I'd pay good money to watch Brock destroy LeBron in the cage.


Trisxen

Godwin’s law in a sense


Musashi-Miyamot0

Muamuamuamuamua


FeelinJipper

I said this before, this sub cannot stop hating him, but also bringing him up and trying to find his next fight. Deep down they can’t get enough of him.


themanwithaplan3000

They love him! This sub will melt down once he goes on a win streak


Aggressive_Wash_5908

That would be glorious. Let us hope


Mnmsaregood

Why he gotta diss video games like that


Kimbospicee

Connor would die if brok came at him


xXSpookyXx

I know we are all navy seals who graduated at the tops of our class here, but for ordinary people it’s generally a bad idea to fight a crazed muscleman if he has any more than a 100 or so pounds on you


orangeorapple

It’s bad for anybody who hasn’t trained to fight someone 15 pounds heavier than them


ddone8384

unless if you're actually fit and the dude merely has 15 extra lbs of fat. I'd bet on the fit average 150 lb dude who simply works out twice a week over another average 170 lb dude who has never worked out a day in his life.


Present-Reporter-525

Strongly disagree. If both guys are skilled fighters then ya it makes a difference, but in terms of a street fight with two untrained guys nahhh. I was an over aggressive douche in my youth and fought ALOT. I’m not a tall guy but definitely athletic/more muscular than average. I’ve knocked out guys much much larger than me, but in the same breath had my ass handed to me by much smaller people. Weight and size means fuck all if you don’t know how to use it, and those who don’t generally fall harder in the process. That’s just my experience anyways…


whistleridge

You’re not wrong, but…I think we can all agree that in the case of Lesnar v McGregor, that 145lb difference would in fact make a difference :p


Present-Reporter-525

I was speaking in terms of a closer weight difference with no training like the 15lbs mentioned above. That kind of difference along with training is deadly!


abcdfghijklmnopq

r/trashy


Mr_Barry_Shitpeas

And that is why Jim Cornette had to inform Brock that no one would try to fight him, they'd just shoot him


lordofpersia

Depends on if the WWE script writer chooses Brock or Connor to win.


Kimbospicee

Pretty sure Brock has shown what he’s capable of in the octagon before


lordofpersia

Oh I'm not doubting that. But If these 2 ever fight it will probably be in a WWE ring before the octagon.


pw216y

SABLES IN ME DM'S!!!!!


Adamdph86

Sammy Branmuffins


marshallprs

Sammy shitbags


mapleismycat

Primetime Sam Roberts


beerboybeltsbrews

Let em in Sammy.


RSperfect

What’s the haps?


BeenCaughtSneezing

Special Delivery Sirius 197 XM 202


monteasf

Does that mean Brock has a big butthole 💩💩


darkjediii

Like throwing a McGregor down a hallway.


jutahn

Brock be shittin out lil McGregors all day


icelandiccubicle20

"big man = big butthole"- Albert Einstein, 1929


IAmLegendll

Considering Conor's last instagram post he is not too far from reaching 350 pounds. Brock vs. Conor when


msgrimm12

350 pounds? he must be on volk’s old diet


orezavi

I’m not gonna take him up on that claim. Shits bigger than Connor. He probably does shit a mountain.


Squawkimo

“Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass”


sward227

He is not wrong...


dagoldengawd

Nobody said he was lol


Creebjeez

He’s got such an accent 😂😂 Dont cha know bobby


hillatoppa

Sounds very Canadian


this-guy1954

Betting odds would be close to even I think


rex_cc7567

Joe Rogan : Brock's got the power, but McGregor has the speed. And he only need one left hand. Just one left hand !


MrLongJeans

[Actual video of this.](https://youtu.be/ZYn5rbpa-jA) Shaq going all 5 rounds with Oscar De La Olla. Shaq trained with Tyson's former trainer prior to the fight. Shaq 325 lbs. vs. Oscar 140 lbs.


JaymesTheGreat

I really don’t understand Brock’s response here. The question was under the umbrella of a WWE bout, a world where Rey Mysterio fought the likes of Dave Bautista and Big Show. Obviously no one thinks McGregor walks out of the octagon if these two go in there… at least I hope no one thinks that


Gnar-wahl

> The question was under the umbrella of a wwe bout… It was a heel response. Edit: match to bout


DanielRicciardoF1

Yeah exactly it’s WWE… which means he’s playing the heel


shakesula9

More than likely it would end with Brock on top Dropping those lunch box hands down on Mcgregors head 90/100 times. IMO conor is a far superior striker and could knock most people out.


ImNotSenadLulic

More like 999/1000 times. Chance Conor lands a clean punch that KOs Brock before getting taken down to the ground or KOed is microscopically small.


BigDogAlex

Fuck it, I'll say it. Brock wins 1000/1000 times.


snigglesb

“Why don’t they let Brock talk?” Oh.


PoopScotchMcGraw

Oh god, chihuahua mcgregor is gonna break his jaw after hearing this


Very_Cool_Man

u/savevideo


newbjapan

YAAAASSSSSSS gotta love it when Heyman just lets him talk.


sauce2k6

OP couldn't even get the quote right in the video he linked lol


Justasimplecreature

I wish Brock would’ve choked out that mutant Sam Roberts (the idiot who asked the question.) Dude has been a wormy POS since his days as in intern on the Opie and Anthony radio show


Extension-Clue

It WOOD literally be a toothpick vs the whole tree.


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I'd love to see the two fight, just so I could see a real man throw that scrawny little degenerate scumbag around the place.


CJBizzle

What a fucking stupid question


Richiemcc2020

Does a day go by McGregor isn’t mentioned on this sub


SportyMcSportperson

Me too, Brock. You should see a doctor.


MacsBicycle

People who ask these kinds of questions have clearly never even sparred with someone 1.5x their weight. It would be 0 fun to watch.


PianoJkprd001

I mean, he isn't wrong. There's a reason weight classes exist. Does no one remember when Adesanya moved up and was just *laid* on for the majority of the match? He simply couldn't do anything with the weight difference.


Poet_of_Legends

Weight classes don’t exist to prevent the heavyweights from being embarrassed. They exist to prevent the lighter weights from being killed.


spanman112

I'm sorry, did i just get told i live in a false sense of reality because i play video games ... by a dude that spent most of his career fake wrestling?


Reptarticle

Sammy shitbags.


middlefinger456789

What if Opie didnt step over the jokes but was 10 times as sheisty


SIGHosrs

Lesners voice is alot higher pitched than i imagined, he kinda sounds like a 145 pound highschooler


carrotstix

Sometimes, [Brock's voice can't handle Brock](https://youtu.be/wtCHdZ-yFok).


RSperfect

Sam Roberts asking the tough questions


saladTOSSIN

He's a hack lol


KomatsuCowboy

That's that midwest America confidence. IYKYK.


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FedorSeaLevelStiopic

What kinda pissed me off when he claimed he would win all the belts (at press conference with big weights present) and talked about fighting kamaru etc. First of all he is 173cm, thats quite small. kamaru would just abuse him like nothing. Go do your hype, but dont bark on people who can easily fck u up.


GlitteringWorld8

LUL. God damn Brock Lesnar is too good.


parkland31

But tested positive for banned substances and never returned?


IssaJoke-DontCry

ngl chief, I don’t think it matters too much in this context


RickRockaa_

Exactly


SuitBoat

Puffy cheeks Mcgregor would give Brock Lesnar a run for his money now...


uhaul26

Tell me how you really feel


secondtimeround2

Lesnar ducking Mcgregor.


GucciGangOfficial

It depends if Conor is motivated ot not


mamefan

If Conor is only 145, you're only 265, Brock.


AllanSavoryIsAPOS

WWE guy says you guys live in a false sense of reality, while WWE fake af lol. If the producers wrote the script and made Conor win, that would happen in WWE.


MyCodeNameIsBryan

"live.in a glass sense of reality" says the WWE wrestler 🥴


IssaJoke-DontCry

I already explained this in a previous comment, but dude was literally the UFC heavyweight champ. Go to bed kid


mylast2fuckstogive

And then got destroyed by Cain.


IssaJoke-DontCry

Mcgregor got destroyed by Nate, Dustin twice, Khabib. Still don’t see how that helps with what Brock said


b_m_hart

I love the amount of WWE comments in this thread... about a dude that's the former UFC heavyweight champion. Also the dude that's making more per year than most UFC fighters make in their career.


sausagebandito3

I would imagine a lot of people on here are too young to remember his run in the UFC, they just know him from WWE.


da_trealest

2x NCAA champ in real wrestling too


darcenator411

Yeah you can talk shit about some wwe stars not being real fighters, but Brock lesnar is definitely not one of them. He’s an athletic freak and wrestled at an extremely high level


catsaver662

This dude drinks Dbol for breakfast…there’s a reason they have weight classes in the sport, but in the street Conor is getting face fucked by this mutant


MyCodeNameIsBryan

Absolutely. The point wasn't.that Connor would best him because he's a wrestler, the point is that Brock should choose his words a bit differently... Brock would annihilate Conor.


catsaver662

I think Brock is just saying in general he’s a physically superior Human…kind of like a “be quiet tiny human im better off in all facets of life than you”


Mr-Robot59

Do you wanna regurgitate that comment again in case no one else seen yet?


TheAdventOfTruth

Lol. “You live in a fucking false sense of reality”. This coming from a pro wrestler which is all false. I don’t doubt that man could kick my ass or maybe even Conor mcgregors ass but his life is fake.


AtrumX

The dude ROFL stomped a good portion of the UFC heavyweights during his run. I like how you place yourself, and conor anywhere close to that lol


IssaJoke-DontCry

This takes the cake for dumbest comment I have seen today. Dude was literally UFC heavy weight champ, a great amateur wrestler, and literally almost made the NFL. He’s only so popular in WWE because of his time in UFC. Your comment is like saying anyone in any kind of entertainment is automatically in a “false sense of reality” no matter the facts.


dtudeski

I’ve never really been a professional wrestling fan so my knowledge is limited but I’d imagine most of those giant, athletic fellas in WWE would easily kick the shit out of 99.9% of the population anyway, regardless of whether their sport is “fake” or not.


IssaJoke-DontCry

agreed. I quit watching awhile ago but to say that “everything is fake” is just false


MrBublee_YT

WWE fan here. It's actually an interesting question, at least relative to people in professional wrestling. Big guys (aside from your Brock Lesnars and just people who have some knowhow anyway) aren't really good at fight as their whole schtick is just being a muscle-bound freak, whereas a smaller and lighter person will have much more of a basis in actual wrestling and other martial arts as they have to focus on telling a story with their bodies and being technically ingenius to catch eyeballs. For example, a wrestler Chris Jericho had a shoot fight with another wrestler calledGoldberg once (legitimate fight backstage), and even though Chris is much smaller, he won the fight, as Goldberg didn't really know what to do in that situation (for example, Chris was being held back by his friends when Goldberg broke free of his friends, and instead of punching him, Goldberg started pulling his hair)


flamin_hot_cheato

True. But maybe not CM Punk


FedorSeaLevelStiopic

Brock lenar is really good actual wrestler (i am not talking wwe bs) and he was ufc hw champion with wins vs some very very big and legit guys. So conor wouldnt do shit to him. He is like a small annoying kid compared to brock


RickRockaa_

But Brock won’t step foot in the octagon with another man his own size lol


push__

Brock Lesner won the heavyweight ufc belt. What are you talking about?


Mr-Robot59

You’re literally an idiot